Chapter 161 Fake eunuchs become real eunuchs
Shangguan Xue and Huang Qiuchan understood each other and hurriedly drove their horses to the side.
Zhao Xiaogao was panting at this time and could hardly catch his breath. When he raised his eyes, his eyes lit up and he was really surprised: What happened today? Two stunning women just got off, and another one came up.
Fairy from Yaochi? Could it be that he offended the fairy from the Heavenly Palace, and God sent many fairies to tease him? Or maybe he suffered a peach blossom tribulation, and it is unknown that he has some connection with these beauties? Not to mention the three
, even if you pick one of them into your arms, you won’t change it for an emperor in this life.
Zhao Xiaogao was wildly imagining, and he took a closer look at the female general in front of him. Compared with the two beautiful women before, he had a unique charm. He saw her: silver helmet and bright armor, beautiful eyes, and her makeup and makeup looked like a beautiful Chinese girl, but also like an exotic flower.
Her face is neither white nor yellow, she is upright and upright, and her body is delicate and delicate. Zhao Xiaogao thought to himself: If he could sleep with this girl for one night, she would be like a god. Thinking of this, evil thoughts suddenly arose, and he used the strength of a tiger or a wolf to fight against a bear.
With courage, he raised his square halberd high and stabbed Ruan's plum neck straight.
Nguyen Thi Mui was so unhurried, the thrush gun in her hand was like a python coming out of its hole, blocking from left to left, hitting from right to right. In less than thirty rounds, Zhao Xiaogao knew that he was inferior in skills.
If this continues, there is still a dilemma over who will catch whom! If you can't defeat it, you have to admit defeat. Your face is like a bird! Women's sex is important, especially their lives. If you lose your head, all your glory and wealth will be in vain, so you'd better run away! Zhao Xiaogao feints.
Halberd, ready to run away. Ruan Shimei is so clever, with quick eyes and quick hands. Zhao Xiaogao had just taken two steps back when the rope in her hand was already thrown. The rope drew a beautiful circular circle in the air, and suddenly fell down, just covering it.
Zhao Xiaogao's head and upper body. Zhao Xiaogao was already retreating at this time, and the rope head on Ruan Thi Mui's side had been firmly tied to the saddle bridge. Zhao Xiaogao was riding on the horse at this time, but he was not growing on the horse.
No matter how strong his legs were, they couldn't resist the horse. And the faster he went, the harder he fell. With a "pop" sound, Zhao Xiaogao fell from his horse to the ground.
Shangguan Xue and Huang Qiuchan fought back into the formation. Although there were many officers and soldiers, the main general was captured. The others were not interested in fighting and fled in all directions. They were intercepted by two female generals and killed a few more.
Lin Rugui and Qi Guangyuan are not fools. How long will it take if they don't come out now? More than a hundred minions rushed to the front of the formation, like thousands of troops. Wen Shichang was born as a scholar and was not familiar with war. He had no idea for a while.
He had no choice but to follow the rebel army and escape first. Ma Qing was a borrowed cat that does not catch mice. Seeing this situation, only a duck crossed the river and followed the flow. In less than half an hour, 30,000 officers and soldiers
After leaving the tent, the horses still had countless weights, and the rest of the long-legged and long-footed ones were nowhere to be seen.
Lin and Qi then shouted loudly: "Could it be that the three female generals are..."
Shangguan Xue smiled and said: "Don't be verbose, brothers Lin and Qi, let's go up the mountain and tell you the details."
Lin and Qi heard the female general tell them their surnames and knew they were from their own family, so they asked the soldiers to tie up Zhao Xiaogao and went up the mountain together.
Pigs and sheep were slaughtered in the village, and the three female generals were entertained with a feast. During the banquet, the three women told their origins. Lin and Qi laughed and said:
"So, the three of us should be our younger brothers and sisters. We, the eunuch brother-in-law, are so blessed that we have hidden such a group of enchanting beauties, and all of them are superb in martial arts. We are truly unparalleled!"
"What is Unparalleled? There are three of us here together, so it should be called Unparalleled Four! If we add Sister Huazhi, it will be Unparalleled Five." Huang Qiuchan corrected.
The Cantonese girl's words made everyone burst into laughter.
Shangguan Xue said: "I heard from my husband that I have an eldest sister named Wu'er Sudan. She is also the great chanyu of Fan State, and she is extremely brave. Her martial arts skills are definitely not inferior to yours or mine."
Nguyen Thi Mui couldn't help but say: "If one day we gather all our sisters together, be it in the school field or the battlefield, except for our husband, we will compare with the big men in the world to see who is our opponent?"
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Huang Qiuchan said: "Sister Mei Zi said it right. Why don't we set up a stage this time when we go to Beijing to meet all the heroes in the world? Let's show off our power and give my husband some energy."
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It is said that it is a drama between three women, and they are all women who are not afraid of anything and possess unparalleled martial arts skills. When they catch up, there is Pan An, who is more beautiful than Lu Bu, and has superior skills to Lu Bu.
The husband of the first eunuch had a proud look on his face, and his words naturally revealed a unique tone.
The two rough men Lin and Qi were so jealous when they saw the scene in front of them that they were itching and couldn't bear it. They couldn't say anything, so they couldn't help but look from one eunuch to another. Not only was there a good-looking man in the dungeon in their cottage, but he was also imprisoned.
Is he a eunuch who is not bad at martial arts? If he is given a chance, he may be the second Pan Youan in the future. The two of them winked at each other, and taking advantage of the three girls' conversation, they excused themselves and left the table.
Qi Guangyuan quietly leaned into Lin Rugui's ear and whispered a few words. Lin Rugui clapped his hands and shouted:
"Brother, you have a good plan, so hurry up and find that talented brother who is an enemy of the copycat."
Qiu Youcai is a small boss in the village, with little knowledge of martial arts and other skills. Before entering the mountain, he was a veterinarian for pigs and goats. Not only was Qiu Youcai a veterinarian, but he also served as a butcher, cook, and blacksmith.
He was a master of carpentry and other errands. He was considered a versatile person in the mountains, so he was entrusted with the position of small boss.
Lin, Qi and Qiu Youcai discussed: "Brother, you can only cut off the eunuch's body and leave two eggs, and you can't hurt his life. Are you sure?"
Qiu Youcai thought for a while, nodded and said, "Brothers, don't worry. I'll leave this matter to my brothers. I guarantee it will work. Is there something you don't understand?"
"Say it, brother." Lin Rugui said.
Qiu Youcai asked: "Now that it has been cut, we simply dig out the roots, leaving the evil roots behind and having nothing to do with. Aren't we just anxious and helpless?"
Qi Guangyuan said with a smile: "Brother, you don't know. This fake eunuch has done a lot of bad things in the palace, and he is also the Queen's favorite. It wasn't the leader of Cao who went down to kill him, but now he is the admiral of the Nine Gates.
It would be too cheap to kill such a person. It is better to let him live in the world and suffer foreign crimes. There are countless beauties in the palace, but he can't get any of them. What is this called, brother?"
Lin Rugui explained: "This is called a pie with teeth but no pot helmets. The one with pot helmets has no teeth. He is a bastard!"
Qiu Youcai smiled and said: "Since he is this kind of thing, he should be punished like this. The two brothers look at me and guarantee that they will not hurt his muscles and bones."
The three of them brought several minions into the dungeon. Not only was Zhao Xiaogao tied up, but he was also hung high on a beam.
Lin Rugui stepped forward and said: "General Zhao, the mountains are not as good as the palace. The conditions are too bad. I have wronged you."
Zhao Xiaogao opened his eyes and took a look. He had seen them before the formation in the daytime, and naturally knew them, so he hurriedly said:
"Your Majesty, please let me down and rest for a while. I really can't stand it anymore."
Qi Guangyuan said: "Not only can we let you down, but we can also let you go. What do you think?"
Zhao Xiaogao was overjoyed and said: "If your Majesty lets Xiao Ke go out, I will not repay this kindness with five thunderbolts! In the future, I will say a few nice words in front of the Prime Minister, and the court will send ministers to recruit you, and all the kings will go to the court."
It is better to be a high official than to be a robber here."
Lin Rugui said: "It's a good idea, but I'm used to lounging in the mountains and don't want to be restrained by others, so we don't have to talk about the recruitment. We let you go because we are afraid that you will regret it in the future, and we want you to keep something.
Be a witness."
Zhao Xiaogao said hurriedly: "Okay, I can leave anything. As long as I have it, you can just take it."
Qi Guangyuan asked: "Are you a eunuch?"
Zhao Xiaogao was puzzled and said: "I am a eunuch."
Lin Rugui shook his head and said, "Forget it about eunuchs, eunuchs don't have that kind of thing."
Zhao Xiaogao didn't know the details and said, "I'm not a real eunuch, I'm a fake. I know what you're talking about. If you don't believe me, take off my pants and check."
Qi Guangyuan said: "Be honest, kid, we want something like you."
Zhao Xiaogao suddenly realized and shouted: "Your Majesty, you must not do this! Our family has a single inheritance, and I haven't married a wife yet! Apart from that, you can do anything you want, or chop off one of my hands!"
Let me remember it and never dare to offend Guishan Baozhai again."
Qi Guangyuan cursed: "Damn it, I don't want your life to give you an advantage, and you still bargain with me?"
Zhao Xiaogao read in despair: "Without such things, what's the point of living? All heroes, please kill me!"
Lin Rugui said: "Here, let's get him some food first and let him have a full meal, and then we can take action."
Good wine and meat were placed in front of him, and Zhao Xiaogao had no intention of swallowing it. He was always hungry all day, so he managed to eat a few mouthfuls. Qi Guangyuan was impatient with waiting, so he ordered Xiaobing to quickly take off Zhao Xiaogao's pants. Qiu Youcai sharpened his knife quickly.
He lifted the matter up with one hand and held the knife with the other hand. With a "crack" sound, Zhao Xiaogao's heirloom treasure was forever separated from him. Zhao Xiaogao yelled and fainted in an instant.
Qiu Youcai was an expert in this field. He was afraid that he would be infected with suppuration and cost him his life for no reason, so he took a red-hot poker and said to the unconscious Zhao Xiaogao with a smile, "Brother, the pain is worse than the pain."
Life is more valuable. Brother Lin and Brother Qi have said that we have always been willing to harm our bodies rather than our lives, so just bear with it!" After saying that, he stabbed Zhao Xiaogao's wound hard, and Zhao Xiaogao woke up in pain and killed him.
Qiu Youcai howled like a pig, and then a burnt smell spread throughout the room. Qiu Youcai sprinkled a handful of salt on the edge of the knife, then rubbed his hands, and said to Lin and Qi calmly:
"Okay, brothers, this is the first time in our lives that we have done such an outrageous thing. You can't kill people by betting on pigs and goats. But after all, my old enemy has become a half-empty eunuch! Quality!
It's a close call, but I guarantee that this kid will never hurt the emperor's wives again."
Lin and Qi laughed and said: "Brother, I'm sorry for you, I'll drink two more drinks later. As robbers, we have done a good thing for the royal family. We have done our best to be loyal and caught someone who slipped through the net."
Chapter completed!