"Excellent?" Liu Bowen said unsatisfiedly.

Lu Feifei gave Liu Qing a blank look and looked very proud. Liu Qing was angry and wanted to say something. Due to Liu Bowen's eyes, she did not dare to take any action, so she could only stare fiercely.

On this side, Xiao Yun thought hard about the textbooks of the 21st century for a while before he thought of a couplet, raised his face and said, "Sir, listen?"

Liu Bowen nodded with a smile and said, "It's okay!"

Xiao Yun said: "Catch the two rivers, arrange eight formations, and capture them six times. Five zhangyuan is lit forty-nine bright lamps, just to reward the three visits!" This couplet was still when Xiao Yun was watching "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" while in the army. I remember that I didn't care about so much now, so I read it casually.

"Good couplet!" As soon as Xiao Yun finished speaking, Lu Feifei applauded and pouted at the angry Liu Qing, afraid that Liu Qing would be so angry that he was smoking from Qidong and could not get angry.

Unexpectedly, Lu Feifei just said the word "good" and Liu Bowen turned his eyes and blurted out: "Take Western Shu, determine the Southern Barbarians, and the east and north, and the central army's tent changed into gold, wood, earth, and the water surface could be attacked with fire." This pair of couplets, Xiao Yun saw from "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", talked about Zhuge Liang's achievements. The first couplet was just beginning, captured Meng Huo seven times, and set up the eight formations. Although he didn't think this couplet was difficult, he didn't expect that Liu Bowen blurted out and couldn't help but feel shocked: "This Liu Bowen, the most amazing person in the Ming Dynasty, is indeed not a big deal!"

Seeing Liu Bowen quickly meet the first couplet, Liu Qing, who was originally angry, showed a smile on his face. He winked at Lu Feifei while Liu Bowen was not paying attention. He was so proud that Lu Feifei was so angry that she looked at him. Before Xiao Yun could answer, he blurted out: "Two monkeys in the wood-cutting mountain, ask how to see the monkey? Please do it?"

Liu Bowen smiled and said, "A horse is invisible in the mud, see how the beasts come out!"

This couplet tells a story. Yang Guozhong, the favorite minister of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, was jealous of Li Bai's talent and was very dissatisfied and always wanted to ridicule him. One day, Yang Guozhong came up with a solution and asked Li Bai to go and talk to Sanzhu. As soon as Li Bai entered the door, Yang Guozhong looked at Li Bai and said sarcastically:

Two monkeys cut wood in the mountain, ask how to see the monkeys?

"Saw" is a sermon, and "Monkey" implies Li Bai. After hearing this, Li Bai smiled and said, "Please start, if you don't match it within three steps, I will lose." Yang Guozhong wanted to finish the three steps quickly, but as soon as he took one step, Li Bai pointed at Yang Guozhong's feet and shouted:

A horse is invisible in the mud, and see how the beasts come out!

"Hoops" are the same as "the title", which is very good at the first couplet. Yang Guozhong originally wanted to take advantage, but was humiliated by Li Bai. As soon as he raised his foot, he was ridiculed as "a beast's hoof" and made him leave, and it was not right not to leave. It was very embarrassing. Lu Feifei didn't read much, but she loved to listen to stories by sex. Before she came out, she heard her sister say two of the sentences, "Two apes cut wood in the mountains, asking how monkeys saw each other." It was interesting to hear, and she remembered it for a while. Seeing Liu Qing's proud expression, she couldn't help but recite it. She thought it would be if Liu Bowen wouldn't want Liu Bowen to blurt out.

At this moment, Lu Feifei couldn't hold back her face and glared at Liu Qing hatefully. Liu Qing didn't care and said proudly: "What? You two believe that my master is Liu Bowen?"

"I just said that I was Liu Bowen when I met just two couplets. Brother Xiao said that Liu Bowen is a strange man. He knows astronomy and geography. He knows everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. If he meets a few dead mice like a blind cat, he will say that he is Liu Bowen?" Lu Feifei didn't want to let him go.

"You... are you talking nonsense. Can Master Xiao's couplet be touched by a blind cat just now?" Liu Qing was furious and fought back with great force.

Lu Feifei snorted coldly, looking very careless.

After a while, Liu Qing said again: "What do you want?"

Lu Feifei snorted coldly and said, "It's not difficult to prove that she is Liu Bowen, just compare again?"

"How to compare?" Liu Qing said.

"Hmph, Brother Xiao won't say it anymore, right?" Lu Feifei had a smile on her face.

"Just compete? My master is Liu Bowen, are you afraid that you won't succeed?" Liu Qing was obviously angry and didn't care about Liu Bowen's gloomy face beside him.

Lu Feifei turned her face and said to Xiao Yun: "Brother Xiao, what do you think?"

"Well, you're right. Liu Bowen is a strange man of a generation. How could he use such a simple way to use two couplets to dispel it? But you still need to hear what the teacher meant?" Xiao Yun turned his face to Liu Bowen while saying that.

Liu Bowen seemed to be a little impressed and said, "It's okay!"

Xiao Yun said: "Since that's the case, then let's get it right again? Is the old man okay?"

Liu Bowen nodded with a smile and said, "Young brother, don't be polite, but it's okay?"

Xiao Yun cursed inwardly: "Grandpa, what a big tone? I guessed you right the first two times, but this time I don't trust you so much? I'll tell you an absolute forever?" Thinking of the absolute forever, Xiao Yun's heart moved and had an idea. He really had one of the absolute forever. He also said that in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, there was a woman from Jiangnan in China who was talented and beautiful, but later she immediately escaped into a monk because of her grievances in human affairs, without regard for eroticism. The woman wrote a couplet on the wall outside the temple gate - "Lonely and coldly windows are empty and widowed", and admitted that anyone who can respond will agree with each other and return to the world.

For a moment, there were endless literati and scholars who went to deal with it, but in the end they all returned in disappointment.

The reason is that every word in the upper couplet has the same radical, and the meaning is smooth and tangible. If there is no magical stroke, how can one or two ordinary people just point it out? The ending of the story is very regrettable: seeing that there is no confidant in the future, the little woman is discouraged and stayed in the temple for a lifetime until she died of loneliness.

This is definitely when Xiao Yun was free and saw it in a magazine. He didn't expect that today would come in handy, and he was secretly happy.

"Mr. Xiao, is there any right?" Liu Qing saw Xiao Yun shook his head for a while and did not speak out, for fear that he would have another tricky couple, so he deliberately made things difficult for his master, so he couldn't help but urge him.

"What are you urging me? You think you are selling dog skin plaster. When do you want to sell wine? Do you understand?" Lu Feifei heard Liu Qing urging me and fought back without hesitation.

"you……?"

Lu Feifei snorted coldly and said, "What are you?"

"Master, look..." Liu Qing couldn't say that, and pulled Liu Bowen's sleeve to ask for help.

Liu Bowen smiled while brushing his long beard and said, "It's okay, it's okay! Miss Lu said very well, a good couple does need time to accumulate, so let's wait patiently?"

"But you can't wait like that, right? If Mr. Xiao can't think of it tonight, wouldn't we have to accompany him to wait for tomorrow morning?" Liu Qing refused to let go.

When Lu Feifei heard this, her beautiful eyes glared at Liu Qing, "Hmph, is it limited time for a couple? If you don't have the patience, you can leave?"

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Chapter completed!