[69 Book Bar - www.] "Report! Teacher, I am a new transfer student." Yingran stood at the door and waved to the teacher.

"Oh. Come in." Teacher Wu stepped aside and allowed Yingran to introduce herself.

"Hello everyone, I am the new Gong Xinran. I hope you can give me some advice." Yingran smiled, which took away the souls of many boys. In addition, she has a sweet and sweet temperament with her beautiful songs and good temperament...

"Hey, hey, it's the girl who challenged Si Mingyou when she came to school this morning and had an affair with Gong Zichen..." The class began to whisper...

"Bang!" The door was kicked down by our handsome man, Si Mingyou...

"Hey, that dog's tail grass, why are you learning my moves?" Yingran was furious when she saw Si Mingyou's embarrassment.

"What did you call me!?" Si Mingyou was furious. Yingran jumped into Chen's arms and nuzzled him.

"Ranran baby, why are you here so early?" Chen Dongting lovingly touched Yingran's hair.

"Uh... class has already begun." Yingran raised her head with a confused look. "Chen baby, please don't touch my hair in the future, okay? It's like I'm your pet, my hair is messed up..."

"But we came early today..." Chen looked at his watch.

"What? Dogtail grass. You said, hey, you are just a piece of trash. Why did you make my baby Qinqinchen become a bad boy? I'll give you a beating." Yingran finished speaking.

shook his fist,

"I'm still angry! What? It's me who has influenced your dear baby! Otherwise, why don't we fight?" Si Mingyou rolled up his sleeves,

"You!" Yingran was about to rush forward, but Chen grabbed her hand. Yingran turned her head in confusion. "Ranran, honey, it's time to go to class. Don't bully the children..."

"Why did I call you such a bad friend..." Si Mingyou thought to himself.

"Well! Since Baby Chen said not to fight, then I won't fight," Yingran returned to her seat and started class.

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In biology class...

"Classmate Gong Xinran, please answer the question: What is a woman?" When the teacher saw Yingran sleeping, she couldn't help but burst into anger.

"Ah? Oh. Women, aren't they simple? But, can you also mention men by the way?" Yingran still looked indifferent.

"Oh? That's good. You answer it." The teacher pretended to be watching a good show.

"People = eat + sleep + work + play, -

Pig = eat + sleep, -

Substitute: human = pig + work + play, -

That is: people-playing=pig+working.-

Conclusion: People who don’t know how to play = pigs who know how to work -

Man = eat + sleep + make money -

Pig = eat + sleep -

Man=pig+make money-

Pig=man-make money-

Therefore, if a man does not make money, he is equal to a pig.-

Women = eating + sleeping + spending money.-

Pig = eat + sleep. Substitute into the above formula to get:-

Woman = pig + spend money. Transfer the item to get: -

Woman-spending money=pig.-

Conclusion: Women who don’t spend money are pigs.-

To sum up:-

Men make money to keep women from turning into pigs!-

Women spend money to keep men from turning into pigs! -

Man + woman = eat + sleep + make money + eat + sleep + spend money (-make money) = 2x (eat + sleep) = two pigs-"

"Pfft -" the whole class laughed.

"Holy shit. What kind of answer is this? Village girl, you are so talented...I admire you." Si Mingyou laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

"Gong Xinran, I'm convinced by you." Ye Yu also suppressed a smile.

"Ranran, honey, you are so talented." Chen said angrily.

"Um...but pinching. I think it's more fun to cheat money. Hey..." Yingran started to laugh evilly in class again. Others saw it as gloomy...

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In math class....

"Let's ask a few questions today. Classmate Gong Xinran, what does it mean for two sheep to fight?" The teacher seemed to be having sex with Yingran.

"It's like mutton skewers!" Yingran stood up and said decisively, making the whole class laugh.

"Why, why?" The corner of the teacher's mouth twitched.

"Think about it. If two sheep are fighting, why don't they fight to the death? Then, wow, someone saw it, and they started fighting with mussels, and the fisherman got the benefit. When they got home, they made delicious mutton skewers!" Yingying

As he thought about it, he started to smile sinisterly again: "Add some laxatives..." What the whole class saw was gloomy...

"Uh,,,you are really talented." Ye Yu was simply impressed.

"What about Gong Xinran, what is fishing?" the teacher asked again.

"Isn't that simple? There are so many answers. Boiled fish, spicy fish, steamed fish..." Yingran was counting on her fingers. The teacher interrupted: "Wha, what?"

"Well! Isn't fishing just for eating fish? Eating fish is not easy...Teacher, you don't even know this, right?" Yingran started to smile evilly again: "Throw away the belly and load it with a pile of rocks...

"Wow, wow," the whole class looked at it gloomily...

"Well, let's have a prize for the quiz... By the way, the reward money..." The teacher felt that he was miserable.

"What? Money!?" Yingran's eyes suddenly became bright.

"Ahem. Two sheep fight with their horns facing each other, because they attack each other with their horns. When the two horns come together, they become horns facing each other! The answer to the second question is the equal sign, because when fishing, you have to wait for the fish to take the bait.

, so it’s equal to, teacher, please give me the money." After Yingran said that, she stretched out her hand, as if she didn’t want to leave without giving her the money.

"Uh... you got it right..." The teacher was speechless. Why did she get everything right when it came to money?

"Hurry up and give me the money!" Yingran smiled evilly, and the whole class looked even more sinister...

"Here,,,here..." The teacher tremblingly took out 100 yuan from his wallet and handed it to Yingran's hand. He felt very distressed...

"Just 100 yuan?" Yingran asked.

"Um"

"Nothing more?" Yingran

"Um"

"Stop talking nonsense and bring it here!" Yingran snatched away the teacher's wallet and counted only 1,000 yuan.

"Classmate Xinran, please give me your wallet..." The teacher felt distressed when he looked at his money...

"Hey. A teacher is so poor. I'll give you the money. I don't want any of it. I can beat any handsome guy on the street to you. I'm so happy for nothing. You have to give me 100,000 at least? I'm so poor.

." Yingran

The students were so happy to see this. They finally got to deal with this arrogant teacher.

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Lunch break.

"Village girl, do you like money that much?" Si Mingyou asked,

"Hmm. What?" Yingran answered truthfully.

"Then why don't you be my woman, and I will give you money." Si Mingyou

"Pfft - be your woman? You are not RMB, why should I stick it to you?" Yingran stood up and went to the cafeteria to eat.

"That woman is so talented." Ye Yu came up behind Si Mingyou and praised Yingran.

"Yes. However, baby is very talented." Zichen patted Si Mingyou on the shoulder and said, "Let's go and eat."

"Yeah" the three of them walked towards the canteen,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Chapter completed!