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"Who said there is something wrong with me? It's your uncle!" Xiao Ze cursed in his heart, but with tears in his mouth he said with gratitude: "Teacher, you really care about me so much. I am moved and sincerely pray that you will also care about me.
Others, they need you more."
When Xiao Ze said this, the whole class changed their colors and all looked at him murderously.
Zhao Zhongxin looked around and the whole class took three steps back. Then he looked at the time and said, "Well, there are still a few minutes until get out of class ends. Where are we on political economics?"
The whole class was sweating!
"You don't even know?" Zhao Zhongxin shook his head and sighed, "Well, I have been studying traditional Chinese medicine and acupuncture recently. This is very useful in curing diseases. Even if you are not sick, it can relax your muscles, activate your blood circulation, and make you energetic. Today I will do Xiao's work for free.
Ze, please show me the charm of this magical medical skill."
"No, no, no...!" Xiao Ze's mouth trembled and he lost count of his words.
Zhao Zhongxin couldn't help but take out more than ten silver needles and prick his head! During the acupuncture process, Zhao Zhongxin strolled in the classroom, looking very contented, but Xiao Ze's head was pricked like a hedgehog.
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Considering their own safety, the surrounding students not only stayed away from Zhao Zhongxin intentionally or unintentionally, but also stayed away from Xiao Ze, the unlucky guy.
"Teacher, why do I feel a little dizzy?" Xiao Ze opened his mouth and his voice was a little weak.
"Hiss..." Zhao Zhongxin looked puzzled, and then took out a human acupoint map from his bag. Some girls blushed when they saw it, but Zhao Zhongxin didn't care at all. He looked at it and said to himself: "Well, the acupuncture point is wrong.
There are six of them. With my wisdom, I can’t remember them accurately after reading them once…”
Xiao Ze finally collapsed in his seat in horror.
Finally got out of class alive. As soon as Xiao Ze came out, he jumped up and cursed: "Damn it, if Mr. Xiao comes to your class again, I will not be Mr. Xiao!"
His head was a little dizzy, Xiao Ze lay on his seat, and he didn't even know when the second class would start.
The second class was college English. The lecturer was a middle-aged man with longer hair than some girls. He had a pointed mouth and monkey cheeks, and looked like a turtle, but he was dressed very decently. Xiao Ze had seen many so-called artists who like to describe themselves as
To make this happen, of course, foreigners also have great personalities. It is said that this person is a "turtle" and speaks excellent English. This is not the point. The point is that this person has no relationship with the dean or the counselor. Change
In other words, Xiao Ze had no enmity with him, so things were finally getting better.
During the lecture, I discovered that this "turtle" actually stuttered when he spoke Chinese, and it was very serious. When he spoke English, he was like a machine gun.
Is this why he specializes in English?
Everyone was speechless for a while.
Shi Meng whispered to Zhu Ruofeng behind him: "Fat man, why are all the teachers at Qilu University of Finance and Economics like this? In our high school, the teachers are all energetic and well-dressed. Standing on the podium, they are eloquent, traveling thousands of miles away, and express their views.
It is shocking, and he is definitely a recognized authoritative figure. It stimulates our students' blood to bursting, and we feel that we are very awesome after listening to it."
Zhu Ruofeng said disdainfully: "Then you still come to University of Finance and Economics."
"Didn't I go astray?" Shi Meng said with a hint of regret.
Zhu Ruofeng immediately said contemptuously: "What do you know? This is called real people not showing their faces, showing their faces is not real people. How can your high school student's eyes be blinded by flashy things so easily, like a little girl who is a nymphomaniac Prince Charming? I just
I am very optimistic about this person. Firstly, since he speaks so hard, every word he speaks must be the essence; secondly, with his image and eloquence, if he can survive in a university like Qilu University of Finance and Economics, he must be outstanding.
Where..."
I have to say that Zhu Ruofeng is quite knowledgeable. At least this turtle is really a gentleman. With so much chatting below, the whole classroom is noisy, but he can still lecture calmly and with full concentration.
Xiao Ze, who was relatively close to the front, was almost killed by Zhao Zhongxin in the last class. As soon as the class started, his head felt dizzy. Looking at the turtle's mouth on the podium opening and closing like a fish drinking water, Xiao Ze's consciousness gradually became blurred.
...Finally, he collapsed suddenly. Soon his face was stained with dirt, and he had no image at all.
But Xiao Ze didn't expect Turtle to be so sinister. He spoke so well. He suddenly slapped the podium and shouted, "Yes, yes... there is a widow..."
Xiao Ze was so frightened that he sat up suddenly, and the few people sleeping and chatting around him were also frightened. Then he looked at this college English teacher, with a sly smile on his face, and continued to speak extremely calmly, reciting fluent English,
The whole class looked at each other in shock. No one could believe that the ambiguous shout just now was coming from him, and there was no way to start with it.
"This classmate, please... answer the question just..." Turtle pointed at Xiao Ze and said with great difficulty.
"Ah? Question?" Xiao Ze was stunned for a moment. Could it be that he was asked to answer the widow in the university course? If he didn't answer the widow, he didn't understand what was said in English just now.
"Uh... this question is quite complicated, and I'm afraid I can't even finish it in one class."
"It doesn't matter. Simply put, I really want to know your understanding." Turtle didn't know if he was deliberately targeting this student who was sleeping in class.
"To put it simply...well, easy."
"It's very...simple!" Turtle nodded and waited for the next step, but soon he found that there was none.
"Is it over?"
Xiao Ze nodded seriously: "It's over."
"This...isn't this too simple?"
"That's what you wanted me to say in a nutshell."
Turtle nodded and seemed to agree with Xiao Ze's statement, and then said: "Then you can be more...complicated one by one."
Xiao Ze had a big headache, "It's too complicated to cover complex issues in one class."
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The turtle was completely defeated by Xiao Ze. Under the eyes of the whole class who were holding back their laughter, Xiao Ze sat down again and continued to dream about his spring and autumn dreams. Not to mention, it was really uncomfortable to be pricked all over the head by Zhao Xinzhong.
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When the class was about to end, an elderly woman wearing a gray gown ran over quickly without knocking, and knocked open the door, startling everyone.
"Mom, why are you here...?" Turtle immediately said with a smile on his face when he saw the visitor.
The old lady must have felt lonely and aggrieved. When she saw her son, she wanted to vent her anger. In front of the whole class, she first talked about the bad things that happened between her and her husband for 10 minutes, and then scolded the finance major, "Ah, the finance major
That department chair was a beast. He chased me for three years and acted like a bastard all day long. I didn’t expect that time has changed and he dared not give me any face..."
The student below had a dull look on his face. The old lady was really good at explaining why she gave birth to a son who stuttered. However, the turtle was also considered filial and acted as a loyal listener. While the old lady was vomiting her bitterness, she suddenly saw a face full of laughter from the corner of her eye.
, Xiao Ze, who was fast asleep, immediately became furious, "What's your name?"
Ye Rao quickly woke up Xiao Ze, who was a little confused.
"The teacher's mother asked you what your name is?" Ye Rao reminded in a low voice.
Poor Xiao Ze didn't know anything, so he stood up stupidly and said: "My name is Xiao Ze."
The old lady was still furious and yelled: "Xiao Ze, right? I remember, I am your advanced mathematics teacher, I told you not to listen to me carefully, I asked a question in class in the afternoon, my granddaughter's little
What's your name? If you can't answer it, you won't be able to finish class..."
“Holy shit!!!”
Finally, I survived until the end of get out of class. Almost all the students left the classroom at the same time, some went back to their dormitories, and some went directly to the cafeteria. But there is no doubt that this is the time when students are most densely packed.
After seeing Zhao Xinzhong, Turtle and Turtle's mother, and being stabbed with a needle, Xiao Ze felt a little dizzy.
Along the way, Xiao Ze had no appetite at all and just wanted to go back to the apartment and take a nap.
"Accounting School, come on! Accounting School, come on..." On the No. 1 Basketball Court, the Accounting School's cheering slogans resounded through the sky, and the surrounding stands were almost filled with people watching the game. Unfortunately, although the cheerleaders were very
Working hard has not changed the accounting school's predicament of always being at a disadvantage.
"Oh, stop shouting. The more you shout at those guys, the less you can live up to the expectations. The first half isn't over yet, and the score is already half the score. I'm so abused that I don't even know what to call myself." Lin Xiyuan grabbed her and waved.
Lala Bang, Nie Xiaoling screamed loudly, with a depressed look on her face.
"They are all useless guys. They usually brag about how awesome they are in front of us. But at the critical moment, we two beauties came to cheerleading for them, and they turned out to be so useless." Nie Xiaoling also clenched her fists and gritted her teeth angrily.
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"You can't blame them. He Shi'er from the School of Finance hired three foreign players from the School of Physical Education in one go, and they are also the three best basketball players in the School of Physical Education. Our School of Accounting has more girls than boys, so they can play basketball.
How can we fight with others if we have less." Among the cheerleaders, a short-haired girl who was slightly shorter than Nie Xiaoling pouted and said depressedly.
"A person like He Shi'er can make her proud without being so angry!" Lin Xiyuan gritted her teeth angrily. She had been pampered since she was a child and had almost everything she wanted. Therefore, she had a young lady's temper and was more competitive than ordinary people.
, especially a woman whom he somewhat looks down upon, he cannot lose.
But this time, it was useless for Lin Xiyuan to be angry.
"Hey, it is said that in our Accounting College, we have two great beauties, you and Du Hui. Just one of them can crush He Shier to death. He Shier can find three powerful foreign aids, why don't you find a few of them?
"The short-haired girl suggested.
"I don't bother to talk to men who I don't like. If He Shi'er hadn't gotten on top of me this time and dared to laugh at our academy, I wouldn't have joined the cheerleading team. Whoever is like that He Shi'er has some special skills.
All boys can consider their elder brother as their younger brother and sing and go to nightclubs together." Lin Xiyuan looked disdainful.
"As for that one." Lin Xiyuan turned her head to the left dejectedly. There, in the stands at the edge of the basketball court, Du Hui, wearing light-colored trousers and a green and white shirt, was standing. It was as if she was deep in the world.
General, aloof and independent. There were obviously many boys around, apparently watching the game, but in fact they glanced at her countless times. However, no one seemed willing to disturb this beauty. There was no one around Du Hui.
People approach.
"This is the biggest honor battle between our School of Accounting and School of Finance. That guy is not even a cheerleader." Lin Xiyuan shook her head helplessly.
A note to readers:
Chapter completed!