Chapter 299 Qiu: La Riluo, be my servant (please vote for me with 10,000 words!)(1/2)
After hearing La Riluo's classic rap, Qiu Tu crossed his legs and the old man sat there, listening with a smile on his face.
He doesn't care.
The enemy's breach of defense is only a sign of victory.
Therefore, the more fierce La Riluo scolds, the happier Qiu Tu will be.
After scolding like this for a few minutes, Qiu Tu found that the more he listened, the happier he became, and La Riluo finally realized that something was wrong.
She stopped her dirty words, then looked at Qiu Tu with disgust and said, "Are you a masochist?"
"Why do the more I scold you, the happier I am?"
Having said this, she rolled her eyes, then sat down on the altar, stretched out her little pink and jade feet, and said as if giving alms, "Do you want me to let my sister step on your penis with her little jojo?"
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Qiu Tu:
This evil god is so fucking perverted!
Qiu Tu hasn't spoken yet.
La Riluo's scarlet eyes rolled again, and then said, "Of course, if you like some small whips, small candles, etc., I can also help you."
"But I would like to remind you that for candles, you need to buy "low-temperature candles" produced by the Fifth Sanctuary. Do not pick up the candlestick on the table and pour it directly on people."
"I once had a believer who foolishly poured a household candle on someone, burned him until he screamed, and then started fighting with him while he was naked."
Qiu Tu:???
What the hell kind of weird knowledge is this?
Why do you need to know this?
Qiu Tu's face turned red with anger as he thought so.
As a result, La Riluo thought Qiu Tu was interested, so she smiled proudly, with a hint of contentment in her scarlet eyes.
Obviously, there are too many similar weird stories in her mind as an evil god with the "life-reproduction" path.
As long as Qiu Tu is interested, she can develop Qiu Tu's xp to the extreme.
So, she said confidently, "Of course, if what you like is bondage, I have some too."
Just listening to the messy knowledge La Riluo imparted, Qiu Tu had a headache and rubbed his temples.
Now seeing that La Riluo actually wanted to say something else, he quickly crossed his hands and said to La Riluo, "Stop it, stop it."
"Stop filling me in with all this weird knowledge, as if anyone wants to hear it."
Hearing Qiu Tu's words, La Riluo was stunned at first, and then looked shocked. Apparently she couldn't understand that some people didn't like this knowledge.
Qiu Tu ignored La Riluo's expression. He felt that he still couldn't talk too much with this weird evil god in front of him.
He always felt that the other party was "infecting" and "assimilating" him in a very novel way.
If you listen too much, you may fall into her trap.
Even though La Riluo's expression is extremely normal now, those reactions just now were all very logical.
However, these evil gods who can invade the real world and develop followers have who knows how many cards and tricks they have.
Qiu Tu thought it would be better to be cautious.
So, after he finished drinking La Riluo, he picked up the altar on the table and started shaking it desperately.
La Riluo, who was locked in the "Soul Shackles", suddenly jumped into the air, and then began to follow Qiu Tu's shaking, and her body kept rolling.
While controlling her body, she started a new round of rap, "Qiu Tu, you and him"
"I"
"you"
In this way, with the accompaniment of rap, Qiu Tu swayed for two minutes, and then he put down La Riluo, who was dazed and dazed.
After putting down La Riluo, Qiu Tu looked at La Riluo and said straight to the point, "Your Highness."
"I want to discuss a business deal with you."
In fact, as a conscious body, Lariluo does not feel any physical dizziness.
But the psychological discomfort of being shaken around was enough for her to bear.
Therefore, when she heard that Qiu Tu wanted to discuss business with her, she was like a cat with a hairy fur. She looked at Qiu Tu with her scarlet eyes and said, "Business? What kind of business?"
"Are you trying to lie to me again?"
After hearing La Riluo's words, Qiu Tu leaned on the chair in the study and said naturally, "I want you to become my believer."
La Riluo:???
At that moment, La Riluo almost thought she had heard wrong.
Who is a believer for whom?
An evil god like himself becomes a believer for an ordinary person like Qiu Tu?
Possibly guessing La Riluo's reaction, Qiu Tu smiled and picked up a pen on the table, turning it around and asking, "What? Is it difficult to understand?"
"Why can only ordinary people be followers of evil gods, but evil gods cannot be followers of ordinary people?"
This reasonable logic made La Riluo unable to refute it for a while.
She opened her mouth, wanting to explain a few words, but she was worried that this might reveal information to Qiu Tu, so she pulled back.
As a result, at this moment, Qiu Tu suddenly stopped talking about this topic and started talking about other topics.
He said, "Your Highness, let's not talk about the believers for now. I want to explain the misunderstanding to you first."
"You said I lied to you. How did I lie to you?"
"Did I hand you over to the security department or hand you over to the shelter?"
"Isn't it because you can still stay here safely now because I secretly protect you?"
After being deceived by Qiu Tu several times, La Riluo already gained a lot of experience.
Therefore, she did not fall for the trick, but said, "If you don't hand it over to me now, it doesn't mean you won't hand it over to me in the future."
Qiu Tu continued, "But you can't question me about the future."
"The future has not happened, how do you know that I will not really protect you well?"
After hearing Qiu Tu's words, La Riluo didn't really know how to refute for a moment.
She thought for a moment, and then said, "Okay, let's not mention this matter this time. Then wasn't it you who caused the death of my god?"
Qiu Tu dared to have this conversation with La Riluo today, so of course he had prepared all kinds of plans.
So he pretended to be confused and said, "What does your death have to do with me?"
La Riluo:??
La Riluo looked at Qiu Tu, and then said in confusion, "Didn't you arrange for someone to ambush me?"
In fact, Qiu Tu could roughly judge the state of the evil god in front of him from the state in which La Riluo was deceived by him yesterday.
She did doubt herself a little, but everything was just speculation, and there wasn't even strong evidence.
That's why Qiu Tu dared to deceive Lariluo again after catching her today.
Therefore, upon hearing La Riluo's question, Qiu Tu put on a speechless expression and said, "Your Highness, are you overestimating me?"
"How can I arrange for three third-level catastrophizers to ambush you?"
Speaking of this, Qiu Tu counted the people who ambushed La Riluo in detail, "Director Liu of the Dongcheng City Exploration Agency, Senior Colonel Wang Hu of the Dongcheng City Military Department, and Major General Ye Mingfeng of the New Territories City Military Department."
"Of these three people, who can I have a relationship with? Who can listen to me?"
"Except for Director Liu, whom I have contacted before, I have never even been in contact with the other two."
After listening to Qiu Tu's inquiry, Lariluo thought about it carefully.
Does it seem to make sense?
She couldn't help but asked hesitantly, "Then why did they ambush me?"
Qiu Tu spread his hands, "How do I know? How can I, a little shrimp, know about those big shots?"
His past life experience told Qiu Tu: Only those who lie will try their best to weave a reasonable story.
People who do not lie have a "clear conscience" and will only tell information they "know", because they are not from God's perspective, so how can they know the truth of the matter.
Qiu Tu's high-end skills indeed made La Riluo trust him even more.
There was a flash of thoughtfulness in La Riluo's scarlet eyes.
Then she said tentatively, "Did those three masters discuss it with Yan Ai and deliberately make a chain plan?"
At this time, Qiu Tu would have to use his deception skills. He shook his head and analyzed, "Probably not."
"They have a grudge against Yan Ai. Rather than saying that they are cooperating with Yan Ai, it is better to say that they are designing to steal Yan Ai's credit."
To be continued...