Chapter 86 Madam, please listen to my explanation!(1/2)
"What's so good about having a big butt? You can tell by looking at the depth, but if it's too big, you can't hit the target."
"A big butt makes it easy to give birth."
"A raised butt is just right!"
"It's great. As someone who has charmed thousands of girls in Tanzhou, listen to me."
Li Tai sneered and said: "Brother Yinxi, you inherit your father's legacy. Master Jiang said when he was in Chang'an that he likes people with big butts. The Jiang family has always liked people with big butts. You are the same, but you are just being tough.
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Is this how a son inherits his father’s inheritance?
There are also people whose xp cannot be generalized. For example, Zhang Xuan likes cat girls, Li Tai likes fat buttocks, Chen Pingan likes weak women, and he likes beautiful ones.
At this time, Mrs. Jiang glanced here curiously, her face uncertain.
Later.
Mrs. Jiang let the cook take a break for the first time in a long time and ordered today's dinner to be handed over to Chef Yinxi.
Seeing that the place was just right, Xiaoyu couldn't serve it. Jiang Yinxi asked about the taste and specially reserved a portion. Xiaoyu was not in the right place.
"Mom, I want to call Zhang Xuan back. It's Chinese New Year here, and it's time for the four of us to get together."
"Let's get together in a few days. Mom has something to do tonight."
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"After reaching the peak in front, go west!"
The flying boat slowly flew at a low altitude in the wild forest on the border of Tanzhou. Night had already fallen, and the surrounding area was shrouded in a dark night. Only a bright moon hung in the sky, shining bright moonlight on this area.
In the wild forest.
As the bright light from the flying boat tore through the night, illuminating the weeds and broken roads on the roadside, Zhang Xuan and the others had arrived at the edge of the wild forest, and were close to the original location of the entrance to the Demon Realm. The closer they got to the depths,
It became even more desolate and sparsely populated. Except for the people on the flying boat, no one could be seen.
And this is Zhang Xuan's plan to attack the east and attack the west.
Different from what Zhang Xuan imagined, attacking in the east and west seemed not as exciting as imagined, but seemed a bit boring. Behind him, the righteous monk who had been following him since he left Tanzhou City had not shown any signs of action until now. He even
I suspect it was just a group of desperate cultivators who had evil intentions and followed closely.
When checking whether it was the right path, everyone's nerves were tense. Only the sight of the row of psychic ballistae on the flying boat made them feel a little more at ease.
Soon, the flying boat had sailed into the place where the entrance to the Demon Realm was originally located. There was actually a half-built building land here, and you could even see some foundations that had been laid long ago but were now abandoned.
Catwoman's whisper explanation came from behind: "Earlier, the entrance to the Demon Realm was changed to Peach Blossom Forest. After the situation stabilized, there were some demon cultivators who wanted to reuse the previous entrance, saying that the most dangerous place is the safest place.
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At that time, the Elder Hall had considered renovating this place, arranging hidden formations, and building a demon city. Unfortunately, the righteous path seemed unwilling to give up on the wild forest, so there were few demon cultivators who came to build the demon city.
After that, the plan was cancelled.”
In fact, Catwoman didn't know that this was Ling Yun's strategy to prevent Zhengdao from guessing what they wanted to do.
Zhang Xuan vaguely guessed it, but he saw Catwoman's confident look when she explained, and nodded in confirmation of Catwoman's explanation.
Zhang Xuan waved his hand, and the demon cultivator on the flying boat stopped when he saw the gesture and began to fly towards the wild forest below.
Zhang Xuan jumped off the flying boat, looked back into the darkness, raised the corners of his mouth, and prepared to invite you into the urn.
Everyone in their group had the Baili Fei Escape Talisman that Zhang Xuan spent a lot of money to buy. They killed all the righteous monks who followed them and made them spread the wrong news before they died. They then used the talismans to stay away from the scene and temporarily turned their attention to the righteous path.
It will continue to be left in the wild forest.
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With the light of the lighting talisman, the darkness in front was broken, and soon a sparkling area was illuminated.
Zhang Xuan and others stopped and discovered that there was such a big lake here.
Looking at the edge of the lake, it doesn't look like a natural production, but rather like a huge pit dug by someone. Because the terrain is too low, rainwater accumulates, and groundwater is also smashed out, forming such a lake.
But who caused the fight? Zhang Xuan was a little curious. This was not something that monks like Nascent Soul Transformation could do.
Beside the lake, the grass is knee-high, and there is a path that cannot be seen without looking carefully. It is an animal path that leads from the lake to the depths of the forest.
Zhang Xuan gestured to the realm. This kind of beast way meant that there were often monsters coming and going to drink water. They had to be careful not to accidentally catch someone by the claws protruding from the darkness.
Catwoman, who had just gotten off the flying boat and ran off to who knows where, appeared at the lake at this time.
She was squatting in the grass by the lake, her eyes bright, staring at the lake carefully.
Seeing Zhang Xuan walking over, she suddenly turned her head and said seriously: "The animal path is unnatural, and there are some weeds blocking the way to the lake anyway..."
"unnatural?"
Zhang Xuan felt a little nervous and hurriedly came over.
According to Catwoman, it was very likely that the group of people following them had prepared an ambush before they arrived...
Zhang Xuan didn't say anything at first, but came to the lake as if nothing had happened, and slowly squatted down. From the perspective of others, he just came to the lake, and admired the moonlight reflected on the lake with Catwoman.
"As expected."
Zhang Xuan whispered and looked towards the end of the beast path.
The area where the animal trail leads to the lake is usually bare, but here there are sparse weeds swaying in the wind.
"It seems that we are the ones who were invited to enter the urn..."
Zhang Xuan continued to stare into the lake, licked his lips, and said excitedly.
"I haven't had a serious fight at this age..."
Zhang Xuan thought to himself and glanced in the direction of the demon cultivator who was investigating the surrounding area.
At this time, the demon cultivator team led by Goutou had already started to investigate the surrounding areas based on their usual experience, and deployed an ambush, starting from the lakeside. They had rich experience in ambushing righteous monks. Goutou
The arrangement was very good directly, and he could handle such basic things with others, and there was no need to disturb Zhang Xuan and me.
In fact, Goutou really wanted to show off in front of Zhang Xuan.
After all, he is Jiang Yinxi's brother!
So in their subconscious, Zhang Xuan's strength is as unfathomable as Jiang Yinxi's.
Zhang Xuan did not rush to remind them, but first waited for them to make arrangements for the beast path and the lakeside.
The dog head paused for a moment and glanced at the pair of Zhang Xuan and Zhang Xuan under the moonlight. He was no longer envious. Since he became leader Jiang's number one lackey, there have been countless dog sisters waiting for him to conquer.
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Because the line of sight behind them that had been spying on them suddenly disappeared, they may have been very close, so the demon cultivators were very cautious and very careful. They scanned back and forth with their spiritual senses and even communicated with a few bugs under the snow to confirm.
It swept every inch of the ground around this beast path.
"There are no traces caused by magic, and there is no unknown consciousness!"
After the demon cultivators finished their work, they all gathered together and their voices seemed a little heavy.
"They disappeared!"
There was obviously some concern in Goutou's eyes, and he glanced into the lake. If nothing could be found in the weeds on the roadside and around it, then there might be a group of righteous people lurking in the last lake they haven't investigated yet.
Zhang Xuan was asking Catwoman in a low voice at this time: "How did you find out in the first place?"
Catwoman couldn't suppress her excitement and said: "Of course, this is a cat's instinct..."
"Small animal killer..."
Zhang Xuan patted Catwoman on the head, then stood up, returned to Goutou very naturally and said: "Have all the tests been completed?"
The demon cultivators subconsciously stood up straight and nodded.
Zhang Xuan nodded and said, "Are you interested in frying fish? I'm curious whether there will be big fish in this kind of lake created by manpower?"
He said, nodded slightly, and confirmed something with Goutou. The reason why there was no sound transmission was that it was easy to eavesdrop on the sound transmission when someone with a higher cultivation level than them. With Goutou's wit, he should be able to understand what he meant.
What, no matter whether there are righteous monks ambushing the lake or not, the fish must be fried.
You can't turn a blind eye and wait for a group of big men to pop out from under the lake and hack him to death, right?
After listening to Zhang Xuan's request, Gou Tou hesitated slightly on his face, and then said to Zhang Xuan truthfully: "If the King of Heaven wants to eat fish, I can go into the water to catch it, but the noise of the fried fish is too loud, and it is easy to scare the snake. Now
I’m not sure where those monks are hiding, and if they make a fuss, they might be caught off guard!”
Zhang Xuan shook his head, and Goutou understood what he meant.
At first, he thought that the dog head was quite clever and could take actions to blame others, but now he saw that it was just a mistake.
"Dog-headed commander, do you know what a man's romance is?".
"That is, when you see the lake, you want to make a splash that reaches the sky. Let's compete to see whose splash is higher."
Goutou was about to say out loud: Lord Heavenly King, don't make trouble at this time. You can't delay the plan. If the plan fails, you can't delay the action of the right path and confuse the sight of the right path.
But when he accidentally glanced behind Zhang Xuan, at the end of the beast's path, he seemed to understand something, nodded and said: "Lord Heavenly King, you are definitely not as high as the splash I made."
To be continued...