It's really cleaner than being licked by a dog!"

Only a boy as upright as Sikong would say something like this in front of everyone - Prince Huang Dashan, the wealthy man who married into his wife, doesn't want to lose face?

A group of people laughed, as if the air was leaking.

The wandering demon was not happy at that time,

"Hey, please don't wear colored glasses, okay? What's wrong with the dog? Dogs also have dignity! Our dog never licks the plate!"

As he spoke, he stared at Huang Dashan with a strange and contemptuous look.

Hehe, it's you who is running around and the innocence of our dog has been stained.

Huang Dashan suddenly started shouting,

"Hey, hey, look what I'm doing! I never lick the plate..."

Sikong Youyou said,

"Master Shan, is the Queen happy with what you say?"

Huang Dashan: "???"

Am... am I pretty... Did Ma Maipi hear... am I pretty...

Is this the Sikong I know? The soul under this stinky skin is really interesting~

Huang Dashan was so frightened that he quickly fastened his seat belt.

I've welded myself to the car today, please feel free to step on the accelerator!

The Wandering Demon had no idea what he had said wrong. Why did the expressions of these guys suddenly become weird?

The wandering demon is now a person who has escaped from low-level tastes - especially things like circulation points that are both vulgar and have a strong smell of copper.

Don't think it's easy for the Dog King to be a good person. He is guarding a group of demon kings who are full of energy and have nowhere to vent. They have to worry about everything except urinating everywhere. The Dog King's heart will be broken.

The wandering demon couldn't help but look at the sky.

Being a Dog King is really a profession that requires talent. For example, a guy like him who has always had one person to feed the whole family since he was born, suddenly has hundreds of mouths around him, and the whole person will collapse.

One thing is true, the Wandering Demon is improving rapidly in strength.

Hundreds of them, "only you can't think of it, can't be found in their stomachs." The little brother who gnawed the world, gnawed the ground, and gnawed the air in the middle came up with a mess, including but not limited to exotic animal flesh, bones, magic plants, and the like. His It has become a wishful thinking to have the strength to stand still.

Everyone in the world has the potential to become a strong person, but some people need a little help.

——The Dog King and the Wandering Demon are among the "poverty alleviation" targets.

The resources in the wilderness are so abundant, and there are hundreds of subordinates for the Dog King to spend extravagantly.

Cough cough cough...

The bad news is that in addition to his strong strength, the wandering demon has not even saved half a cent of private money, and his pocket is cleaner than his face.

In the past, you could save some animal skins and sell them as exotic animal meat, but now, at most, the only thing that counts is the dog hair, and nothing else. It all goes into the stomachs of the dogs to cover their shame. The animal skin cloaks had to be stripped from the bodies of exotic animals from time to time.

Never mind that gold always shines.

But pull it down.

It is true that gold will eventually be spent.

There is a saying that is very literary and artistic:

If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight.

The Wanderer agrees very well with this.

That makes a person who is filled with emotions - the weight of poverty is really - overwhelming, unable to breathe.

"Old You, I'm so smart... Fortunately, I didn't roast the iron-boned pig... I didn't let the dogs grind their teeth..."

Delightful!

After finishing the dishes, grilling the rice, and pouring three bowls of soup in a row, Wandering Demon not only failed to hold on, he even wanted to drink a large bucket of Fat Mansion Happy Water.

This is fucking life~

The wandering demon said to Lin Chou,

"Linzi, when I was wandering in the wilderness a few days ago, I came across a strange place, and there was you there...eh...what's wrong with you?"

The Wandering Demon screamed several times in succession, and Lin Chou stared blankly at the bowl in his hand.

The wandering demon said speechlessly,

"Linzi is...not suffering from some kind of illness..."

Huang Dashan muttered,

"Well, there is no cure for black heart cancer."

Of course Lin Chou does not have black heart cancer, he is just looking up at the barrage.

system:

"Hey, congratulations to the host for making a recognized delicacy - the iron-bone pig set meal.

"The first production will receive a 120% special effect bonus, avoid some negative effects, and the strength value will be +1.

"Strong iron bones:

1. Those who eat this dish will be blessed by the power of the iron-bone pig. The defense of the mouth and nose will increase by 30%, and the destructive power will increase by 20%.

, willpower increases, and will stick to one's own opinions under any circumstances and will not be swayed by external objects. Any malicious unit's torture, trickery, and deception of trust against the person holding this state will reduce the effect and success rate by 600%.

.

, pain tolerance increases by 30%.

(Note: The effect of the iron-clad state of those who eat this dish is doubled on their female mates, but the probability of being beaten as a price increases to 1,200%.)"

"Dip, the temporary mission Iron Bone Pig Meal is completed. The overall evaluation is acceptable."

"Rewards are being calculated..."

"Original fusion degree +.5%, all attributes +, intelligence value extra +1, can teach apprentices exclusive dishes [Egg Egg]*1."

"Special level egg beating (egg filling).

Special effect: Foundation building.

The egg filling is infused with the power of this system and devoted to it. Those who eat this dish will enhance the innate physical fitness and martial arts foundation of their direct blood descendants.

Target group: Pregnant women.

(Ps: This dish requires the lower female primate creature to carry the child and eat it under the loving and warm eyes of its male lower primate creature mate. The three races must be completely consistent.

PPs: According to the laws of inheritance of genetic traits between offspring and parents based on the biology, genetics and related discipline theories of the composite host world view, the mismatch between the DNA fingerprints of father and son and mother and son must not exceed one part in 30 billion, otherwise the eggs will be filled.

will have no effect.)

Production Method:.......

Ingredients: bamboo shoots, bamboo fungus, crispy bone pork, fish maw, penguin eggs."

Lin Chou rubbed his temples after watching the system uncle's barrage.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Haha~

Sure enough, it is a dog beeping system that knows how to do tricks.

What a strong man!

This is not an iron-clad thing. You should be called "I am very iron-headed" when you step on a horse, right?

Well, after being cheated so many times, Boss Lin still has expectations for the system...

Simply childish.

So this dish of yours was specially made to provoke family conflicts, right? Lin Chou didn't even dare to think about people such as the famous death-seeking master Huang Prince, the henpecked Bai Qiongshou and others eating and drinking at his place.

The scene where I suddenly became hardened when I got home.

It will definitely cause death!

I, Lin, am just a handsome and handsome cook. I don’t want to be an executioner with a lot of blood debt!

Brain pain.

In comparison, the inertial ellipsis of the egg-beating and dog-beeping systems at the back are not so conspicuous...

Isn't it just a way to check whether my biological father has a cross-racial love relationship while eating food? It's nothing special. It's normal and easy to understand. I dare you to be alone.

emmmm...

What does this mean? If there are too many lice, there will be no worries if there are too many debts.

Lin Chou sighed,

"Eh? Did someone talk to me just now?"
To be continued...