Chapter 959 The big fat goose who entered the mess thanked me for being fat and I am proud.(1/2)
The two brothers from Erhu and Qin Sheng whispered to Lin Chou about the 81,000 yuan from Pen Moulu, as if they were afraid that others would hear it.
Lin Chou rubbed his forehead,
"Did these two little guys misunderstand something? Their tone was a bit weird..."
Huang Dashan cuts off the road,
"I said, your Qinshan martial arts schools are now teaching stand-up comedy, right?"
Qin Sheng's face had a serious look like a little adult,
"That guy has something in his head, really."
Of course he knows Huang Dashan. After all, it is difficult for an existence like Shan Ye to shine even in the night so that any cat or dog can cover up his elegance.
In fact, Qin Sheng Erhu and his friends in the class, as well as many martial arts school seniors, regard Shan Ye as their idol - you didn't know that this guy chased the fat principal and beat him up back then. How dare ordinary people do this?
Moreover, the fat principal who was beaten by Master Shan happened to be the biological father of the head teacher, Lao Zhou. If possible, Qin Sheng would like to have a cordial discussion with Master Shan about this unique and practical technique.
Master Shan nodded with deep understanding,
"What's wrong with this kid's brain? There's a hole in his brain. How can someone with no brains tell such a fucking joke?"
Next to him, Leng Han's face looked a little strange, as if he had realized something.
The word "what" hides some very, very physical concepts that are directed at Yang.
Yang Laoer, who was being baptized by the gazes of Leng Han and Shan Ye at the same time, suddenly felt a flash of light on his back. He felt a urge to urinate in his pelvic cavity, couldn't help but tighten his legs, and the sweat on his forehead began to gather in clusters.
(I'm knocking... pills... I've gone too far...)
Lin Chou didn't care what these people were saying, he was smiling all over his face.
"Erhu, why do you feel like your hand is getting bigger and bigger? Well, Xiaoyu has lost weight again. Is your brother deducting your food expenses?"
Erhu scratched his head with his huge and disproportionate metal claws and said nothing.
Xia Yu pouted,
"Well, there have been a lot of exams recently, and it's really annoying."
Lin Chou frowned,
"Do you really want to enter a scientific research institute?"
Xia Yu was a little helpless,
"Of course, I am an ordinary person, otherwise where else could I go..."
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"If there is a dispute, I can help you ask."
"Humph, I won't go there to eat and wait to die!"
Lin Chou choked.
"That's better than going to a scientific research institute."
Huang Dashan and others nodded repeatedly and said in unison,
"That's right, if the reputation of the scientific research institute is too bad, it's better to have a dispute - yes, it's a bit dark, but it's also aimed at evolvers."
This can be considered full of malice.
Theoretically speaking, the only one that is wholeheartedly targeting the Evolutionaries is the Genetic Committee. However, the most deceiving thing is that the Research Institute seems to have a soft spot for taking the blame for the Genetic Committee. The hatred value is very special and extremely reliable.
Xia Yunu said,
"But Sister Bai said that after working in the scientific research institute for a long time, we can allocate a house. My brother's house is not in our name, and we don't know when it will be taken back. Mom is very worried..."
Lin Chou suddenly realized that he and Xia Dasha had shared a house together.
Dasha moved over directly, and Xia Erya had a small episode in the middle.
But I was brought to this place by the dog beeping system. I never even took a look at the house and completely forgot about it.
(Lin Chou, Lin Chou, you have expanded. You are no longer Lin Chou. You are Mu Mu Qiuxin. You also have another property and you just forgot about it?)
Researcher Wu, who has been very invisible recently, appeared out of nowhere and raised his hand to speak.
"I have something to say about the allocation of real estate by scientific researchers."
Xia Yu: "?"
Wu Ke sighed deeply,
"For those of us who grew up in the Scientific Research Institute and have been counting our working years since we were born, we can only be allocated a house after we are about forty-five years old, although before that, the Scientific Research Institute is solely responsible for board and lodging and we are paid.
"
Xia Yu's little mouth opened wide and turned into an O shape,
"Forty-five years...the average age of ordinary people is less than sixty years old...Sister Kebai said..."
Wu Ke interrupted,
"Ba Xiaomao is one of the youngest academicians in the entire scientific research institute. The other one is the guy who invented the recorder. How can ordinary scientific researchers compare with them."
Xia Yu suddenly stopped talking. This was a little different from what she thought.
It is said that children from poor families become masters early. Now that she has entered Qinshan Martial Arts School, she proves that she does not want to be like others who can achieve the goal of ascending to heaven alone.
In Xia Yu's mind, even if her brother became an evolutionist, he would still be the irredeemably "silly guy" who needed her to worry about him. He might still have to rely on her for support in the future.
Lin Chou didn't say anything more, just smiled and said,
"Whatever you want to eat, I'll make it for you."
Sikong took the opportunity to add,
"Anything you want, I'll treat you as promised!"
Lin Chou rolled his eyes directly,
"You don't need to ask for this."
Sikong opened his mouth in horror,
"Who are you? What did you do to the forest? Time travel or seize the body? Damn it, this is the first time in my life that I have seen such a strange thing..."
Everyone laughed wildly.
Lin's face is very dark.
...
While everyone was chatting, a certain fur ball that had swollen into a fat ball was carefully observing something by the animal pen at the back of the mountain.
Since Maoqiu replenished a wave of virtual beast "energy" with Boss Lin last time, he had to tighten his belt to maintain his body shape and get into Lin Chou's pocket. Although he gradually digested it later, his body shape is actually real.
The body size has surpassed that of his little brother Mao Niu who can't grow taller by just eating.
The fur ball has no parts like eyes, but it doesn't matter at all.
It maintained its size about the size of a rubber ball, silently "sticking" on the railing and looking at the recently added new members inside - those were several large geese with shiny wings.
Maoqiu loves to try the blood of various creatures. He likes the blood of almost every strange beast or beast in the beast tide on the back mountain. He will temporarily lose interest after drinking once.
However, these two big white geese have been here for several days, and Lin Chou still has no intention of touching them, and Maoqiu is impatient.
"Jigujigu~"
It seemed to be hesitating, twisting and rubbing its fat and round body - unfortunately, its size prevented it from turning its head and looking around.
After a while, the hair ball stretched out several thin hyphae and dragged the latch of the animal pen.
"Squeak~"
Furball was recognized by the system as being on the flail, so he naturally had some authority.
Therefore, the door of the animal pen opened naturally.
The two geese suddenly became energetic, flapping their huge wings, sprinting, gliding and attacking.
The hair ball poked out a single hyphae, and it stabbed one of the big geese like lightning.
Based on the experience of operating the hair ball, it only punctures a little skin to absorb some blood, and the alien beast can still survive in the end, but it is just a little weak.
"Jigujigu."
The hair ball expands and contracts regularly from top to bottom, making it very happy.
However--
The poor goose froze in mid-air for an instant, and only had time to let out a shrill cry. The bones in its body collapsed toward the position where it was stabbed by the hair ball. All its feathers stood up, just like a snow-white hedgehog.
of.
"Pfft~"
With a sound that sounded like air leakage, the goose turned into goose feathers flying all over the sky.
"Jigujigu?"
"Jigujigu!"
The fur ball was so confused that he even forgot to maintain his body shape, and turned into a huge fat ball and rolled on the ground with a bang.
Furball didn't know that his "experience" was for exotic animals, but these two geese were - poultry.
To be continued...