Chapter 1205 Shearing wool(1/2)
Wen Chongjiu said in a very exaggerated tone when he entered the door,
"Wow, it smells so good... Where is he?!"
This situation can be said to be quite embarrassing, just like Huang Dashan finally came out of the sorrow of a functionally dead man, and worked hard to risk his life in an attempt to add drama to himself, but was left in the dark the whole time.
Wen Chongjiu even felt more social. He did not often have the iron-faced face of Huang Moumou to carry out such activities.
"No one saw it~" Wei Qingyu said with a secret smile.
No one watches your performance, which means no one understands your embarrassment.
"Well," Wen Chongjiu forgot to look at the sky, "Qingyu, you never know how to comfort people."
Wei Qingyu smiled slightly and put her arms around Wen Chongjiu's shoulders. The height difference between the two prompted her to raise her head and stare at Wen Chongjiu's increasingly rounded jaw like a little girl.
"My whip is very good, do you want to try something more professional?"
Who is a Wen Zhongjiu person? Of course, he would not be like Huang Dashan, who is accustomed to using words in exchange for tickets to be beaten.
"Can I choose the location?"
Wei Qingyu rolled his eyes so beautifully,
"She looks average, but I think she's quite beautiful."
"..."
Behind the kitchen door, Leng Han, who was wearing an apron and holding a spoon as big as Su Yourong's head, kept tasting the soup, but all the soup in the spoon had been poured on his feet.
Leng Han's eyes were fixed on Wei Qingyu and Wen Chongjiu, just like the referee sitting on the referee's bench examining the postures of the gymnasts below and trying to give scores with the oversized spoon in his hand.
Lin Chou's mind was buzzing for a while.
However, it seems, it seems, there is probably nothing surprising?
Leng Han's face was full of resentment like "My number one dog-headed military advisor was robbed by a stinky man", and he seemed to have the urge to kill Wen Zhongjiu on the spot.
Wen Chongjiu was embarrassed and suddenly had an inspiration.
"Qingyu, why do you think I have the illusion that I stole Hanhan's girlfriend?"
"Don't talk nonsense." Wei Qingyu put on a flowery smile and said, "Little ice cube~"
Leng Han responded coldly,
"It's hard to guard against house thieves if you guard against them day and night."
Wen Chongjiu: “???”
Leng Han threw away the spoon, and his cold voice echoed outside the restaurant,
"Huang Dashan, take a radio picture of Uncle Wei and say that his brother stole his daughter from him."
Wen Chongjiu: “???”
Why don't you wait a moment, Comrade Leng, calm down, shouldn't you have known about this a long time ago?
Not to mention, Huang Dashan, who was drinking Wenchong wine as a gift to him in the pangolin boat, actually shouted back,
"emmmm..."
"This is not good, it's too direct."
"How about this?"
"I regard you as my brother, but you want to be my son-in-law?"
"After Master Wei saw it, his thoughts and experiences will definitely be enough to write a 10,000-word paper."
Leng Han: "Okay."
Wen Zhongjiu gnashed his teeth with hatred,
"You thief, please return my wine..."
Huang Dashan’s loud laughter gradually became rampant,
"Wahahahaha~ahem~baa? baa! baa baa!"
"Hmm~"
After Wei Qingyu coughed slightly, the sound of Huang Dashan outside suddenly turned into the cry of sheep.
"Hanhan, come with me."
The two sisters ran to the back and whispered.
Lin Chou was confused,
"What happened? Sister Qingyu learned the art of transforming into a sheep?"
Wen Chongjiu nodded sadly,
"She ran to the warlock and didn't know what benefits she had been promised. Then she heard that the warlock had captured a few dragon-veined wizards from outside the territory and brought back their various fancy sheep-changing skills and grafted them onto Qingyu alive.
It’s on me.”
Lin Chou shuddered and patted Wen Chongjiu on the shoulder sympathetically.
"So...are you okay?"
"No, I'm not good!" Wen Chongjiu had tears glistening in the corners of his eyes, "It's so terrible. She won't let me tell you. Do you know what she did after turning me into a sheep?"
"Herding sheep?"
"Shearing."
"..."
Lin Chou was speechless
Why is Mr. Wen so sad? Isn't it just a sheep shearing? Could there be something strange in it?
Lin Chou didn't know what to say, so he just kept a sympathetic expression.
"Condolences."
Unexpectedly, Wen Chongjiu's eyes fell on Lin Chou like a knife,
"You, why do you understand? How do you understand so much?!"
Lin Chou: "???"
Wen Chongjiu said to himself,
"Oh, yes, you keep dogs, and you even have several boss ladies..."
Lin Chou said,
"Wait a minute, I..."
"Don't ask, just ask because I love her!"
"..."
No one knows what Wen Chongjiu has been through, but Lin Chou no longer wants to know.
"What are you talking about!"
Wei Qingyu came in with Leng Han in his arms, secretly made an expression to Wen Chongjiu, and whispered,
"Done."
Wen Chongjiu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
Leng Han's face was still weird, and he said to Lin Chou gloomily,
"I still feel weird."
Lin Chou immediately said that he was on Leng Han's side, and that he had just stood on the moral high ground and severely criticized Mr. Wen Chongjiu with an extremely righteous vision and the core values of the Five Lectures and Four Beauties of Socialism. Mr. Wen Chongjiu only bowed his head and admitted his mistake.
"Tsk~" Leng Han smiled, "Liar."
She said worriedly again,
"Zhao Er is like this, the old man is like this, and Sister Qingyu is like this. It feels like our family is so embarrassed."
Lin Chou didn't dare to accept this at all.
You guys deserve to wear a pair of trousers. The messy affair between Xue Zhen, Aunt Lin, and Niu Lanqi has just come to an end. Let Mingguang and those gossip tabloids take a break. Can you give Jill a holiday?
Warm up and drink to break the embarrassment,
"I brought something good to see what this is!"
Wen Zhongjiu took out an oil paper bag like a treasure, and slowly opened it to the music of "Dang Dang Dang".
"Ha, an extremely beautiful mallard duck with delicious and tender meat!"
Lin Chou: "!!!"
Wen Chongjiu said with a smile,
"I took a lot of effort to take a picture of this duck. Did you see it? It's a third-level advanced duck. It may reach the fourth level soon!"
To be continued...