Chapter 3 The Man on the Bed
Now that he had guessed the historical period he was in, Xiang Ye was no longer so reserved when he spoke, and deliberately acted like he was familiar with Yu Fanjun to cover up his previous gaffe.
As expected, Yu Fanjun was not a thoughtful person. He regarded Xiang Ye as his savior from the bottom of his heart. Naturally, he believed whatever Xiang Ye said. However, when Xiang Ye mentioned the reward, he smiled bitterly and shook his head.
"Brother, there are some things you don't know." Yu Fanjun shook his head helplessly and sighed: "I was originally a general under Qin Jia. It was only because he made Jing Ju the king of Chu that Zhu Jishi and I were dissatisfied.
We took our troops to defect to General Xiang Liang, but people like me cannot become the main force in front of General Xiang Liang's tent after joining us. We are just other generals. Although we lead thousands of troops, we have never been able to reuse them. Today
To kill Qin Jia, if it were Long Qie and other close generals of General Xiang, he might be able to get the first merit, and the rewards would be huge. But when I killed Qin Jia, I was ungrateful and killed my old master. Although there would be rewards, they would only be in the future.
In front of General Xiang, I'm afraid it will be even more difficult for me to behave as a human being in the future!"
"Then why did you kill him?" Yu Fanjun said these words, which made Xiang Ye feel that he couldn't understand him. He couldn't understand that Yu Fanjun knew that there would be more harm than good in killing Qin Jia, but he still did it.
, and the environment on the battlefield was very chaotic at that time. It was obviously a great risk to pursue Qin Jia, so he blurted out the question.
Yu Fanjun looked at Xiang Ye and smiled helplessly, waved his hand and said: "Forget it, don't ask, it's okay to not want to do these things. Since you and I got to know each other on the battlefield, we should kill each other as if we were on the battlefield."
We come here to have a drinking party with the same generosity as our enemies. Today you and I will not stop getting drunk, and we will drink all night long!"
"General Yu, don't... I don't know how to drink!" When Xiang Ye heard that Yu Fanjun said that he wanted to drink until dawn, his face turned pale with fright. He quickly put his hands in the air like a drowning person shouting for help.
We must stop Mr. Yu Fan.
But he was still a little late in stopping him. Yu Fanjun had already shouted to the soldiers outside the tent: "Come here! Bring me ten jars of wine. I want to have a good drink with my brothers!"
"Ten jars..." When Xiang Ye heard Yu Fanjun say that he wanted to get ten jars of wine, the expression on Xiang Ye's face froze instantly, and his swaying hand slowly swayed back and forth in front of his eyes like a car wiper.
He was so frightened that if an average person drank ten jars of wine, he would become an alcoholic liver?
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Yu Fanjun quickly noticed something strange about Xiang Ye, and quickly tilted his body to look at his dull face, and asked in an irrelevant tone.
Xiang Ye still had a surprised expression on his face, turned his head to look at Yu Fanjun numbly, and stammered: "Yu...General Yu, you are...not kidding, are you? Ten...ten jars of wine!"
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"Yeah! It's Shitan!" Yu Fanjun stared and nodded, then suddenly shouted to Xiang Ye as if he remembered something: "Brother, after talking for a long time, I haven't asked you what your name is yet.
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His shout immediately made Xiang Ye tremble with fright. Xiang Ye rubbed his chest with his hands and rolled his eyes at Yu Fanjun. He cursed in his heart: "You are seeking death. You have been screaming for so long."
Brother, you don’t even know my name, yet you have the nerve to shout it out so loudly!”
He thought so in his heart, but he would not say it out loud. He stroked his chest for a while and waited for his breath to calm down before saying to Yu Fanjun: "General Yu, you really scared me to death. My name is Xiang Ye and I am twenty-one this year."
It is a great honor to be able to call General Yu a brother!"
"Uh!" Yu Fanjun was stunned for a moment, then scratched the back of his head with some embarrassment and said to Xiang Ye: "Brother, I usually have such a loud voice and scared you. I'm really sorry.
Well, we'll talk while drinking when the wine comes."
After a moment, the soldier actually brought in ten wine jars the size of bowling balls, along with some meat and placed them on the table in front of the two of them.
Yu Fanjun grabbed a wine jar, opened the seal and threw it towards Xiang Ye. Xiang Ye quickly reached out to catch it, put it to his nose and smelled it. After smelling it, he shook his head and laughed. Although there was some wine in the jar,
The smell of wine was not as strong as the wine he drank with his classmates in the past. The liquid in the wine jar seemed a bit turbid, with a slight aroma of wine exuding. The alcohol content of this wine must not be very high.
"Come on, brother, do it!" Yu Fanjun picked up another wine jar, opened the seal and raised it towards Xiang Ye, then raised his head and started drinking.
Xiang Ye also raised the wine jar and gestured to Yu Fanjun, then brought the wine jar to his mouth and drank.
The cold wine does not taste very good when you drink it in your mouth. Perhaps it is because the dregs in the wine have not been removed completely, making it feel a bit thick when you drink it.
Even though the alcohol content was not high, Xiang Ye's cheeks were still slightly red and he was a little tipsy after drinking a bottle of wine.
"Come on!" Yu Fanjun didn't say much after drinking the wine. He finished one jar and then opened another jar and threw it to Xiang Ye.
Xiang Ye took the wine jar again and drank it all.
The two of them were silent and drank up the wine brought in by the soldiers one by one. After five jars of wine, Yu Fanjun also became a little drunk. He slightly opened his hazy drunken eyes and shouted outside the tent:
"Come here, bring me ten jars of wine!"
Xiang Ye, who was already seventy percent drunk, did not stop Yu Fanjun from asking for a drink this time. He just stood up unsteadily and said to him with some stuttering: "Yu... General Yu, let me go out and pee first!"
"Hahahaha!" Jun Yu Fan raised his head and laughed when he heard Xiang Ye said he wanted to go out to pee. After laughing, he waved his hand and said to Xiang Ye: "It's only been five...five jars of wine and you can't hold it in anymore. You'll pee."
It’s too small! Okay! Go ahead!”
Xiang Ye raised his hand to Yu Fanjun, made a greeting gesture, turned around and walked out of the tent.
After leaving the tent, a cold wind swirled into Xiang Ye's collar. He shivered and raised his head to look at the sky.
A bright full moon was directly overhead, and a few clouds quickly drifted away from the lower reaches of the moon toward the distant sky as if they were afraid of the moonlight.
Xiang Ye smiled bitterly and shook his head. After drinking with Yu Fanjun, he became somewhat sober. Now he was convinced that he had traveled through time, and that he had traveled through time for more than two thousand years. He ran to
The end of Qin came when wars broke out.
After finding a quiet place, Xiang Ye wetted his hands happily. After finishing, he pulled up the zipper of his jeans and walked staggeringly towards Yu Fanjun's tent.
There were many tents in the military camp. When the drunken Xiang Ye came out, he forgot to see the way back. He only remembered that Yu Fanjun lived in a tent that was smaller than an ordinary barracks and was lit by an oil lamp.
After wandering around the military camp for a while, I passed by several groups of patrolling soldiers. These soldiers knew that he was Yu Fanjun's brother, but they just looked at him and did not come forward to question him.
If he were sober, Xiang Ye would definitely grab the patrolman and ask him where Yu Fanjun's camp was, but he had already drank five jars of wine. Although the alcohol content was not high, it was not enough to drink five jars of wine.
It felt so good, and after leaving the tent, I was blown away by the cold wind, which made me drunk. I didn't know what I had done, and I actually completely forgot about asking for directions.
After wandering around the barracks for a while, a tent appeared in front of Xiang Ye. This tent looked very similar to Yu Fanjun's tent in terms of size and appearance.
Xiang Ye stretched out his hand and tapped the tent, and said with a smile: "I said General Yu, you can't drink well but you still like to show off. I'm still walking well, but you go to bed first, you can't drink well, you really can't!"
After that, he staggered towards the tent, opened the curtain and got in.
After entering the tent, a warm fragrance spread out. Xiang Ye shrugged his nose, took a few deep breaths, and praised: "It smells so good, like the smell of a big girl!"
He groped a few steps further in, and vaguely saw what seemed to be a bunk on the ground, with a vague figure on the bunk.
Xiang Ye, who was a little tired after drinking, smiled, walked to the bunk, took off his clothes and pants, only wearing a pair of small briefs, lifted up the linen quilt and got in.
The linen was relatively rough, and it had a rustling feeling when rubbed against the body, which was very comfortable. Xiang Ye whispered softly, turned over, and put his hand on the other person in the quilt.
When his hand touched the man's body, he couldn't help but secretly squeeze it gently. The skin of the man in the quilt was very smooth, not like a man's skin at all. Xiang Ye wanted to laugh a little, he couldn't figure out how long it would take for him to
How could Yu Fanjun, who has a beard and extremely rugged appearance, have such good skin and flesh?
After squeezing him, he still felt a little unsatisfied. He moved his hand slightly upward. When he held a soft semicircular sphere, he was stunned. How is this something that a man should have? From the feel of the hand, he felt that it was not enough.
, what he was holding was clearly a woman's breast.
Just as Xiang Ye quickly retracted his hand in shock, the woman whose breasts he had grabbed suddenly turned over and kicked him in the abdomen.
Xiang Ye, who had just grabbed the woman's breasts and was half awake from the drunkenness, was not prepared for what she would do. He received a solid kick on the lower abdomen, and his whole body flew out against the ground and was beaten on the ground.
Several rollers happened to stop at the entrance of the camp.
He endured the severe pain in his lower abdomen, struggled to get up and tried to escape from the tent, but the woman who had never wanted to kick him jumped towards him.
After the woman rushed over, she first hooked and punched Xiang Ye on the chin from bottom to top. Then she drew her punching arm inward and hit Xiang Ye's cheek with her elbow.
There was a crisp sound of "pop", and Xiang Ye received a solid elbow on the face. He suddenly felt a burst of stars in front of his eyes, and his ears were buzzing, as if there were thousands of flies flying back and forth in his ears.
Flying.
Chapter completed!