This sound was a slap in the face. Ouyang Yu wanted to retort, but after thinking about it, he felt that it would not be good to have a quarrel after all. This was the old lady's birthday party and it was not easy to disturb it, so he had to take a deep breath and pretend that he didn't hear it.

If a tiger doesn't show off its power, it will be regarded as a sick cat.

When Tian Feng saw Ouyang Yu, he didn't refute, thinking that he had a guilty conscience. Regardless of everyone's expressions, he chuckled and continued: "How can you compare with me and other aristocratic families? It's only right to go home and study more!"

Ouyang Yu was about to get up and have a fit, but Zhang Wei, who was sitting next to Tian Feng, stood up, tugged on Tian Feng's sleeve and said, "Brother Tian Feng, you are from a Jiangnan family. You were a famous Confucian at that time. Today,

It is the birthday of the Governor's mother. The picture you just presented is also priceless, but you have come all the way, so why don't you show off your skill? On this occasion, why not show off your unique skill of painting with both hands on this beautiful day?

Now, can you make a longevity picture for the birthday girl on the spot so that I can feast my eyes on it?"

After Zhang Wei said this, everyone cheered, and Ouyang Yu could only endure it.

When Tian Feng heard what Zhang Wei said, he felt relieved. Half of his dissatisfaction just now disappeared. He felt that everyone was more knowledgeable and his talent was finally appreciated. He opened his mouth and said, "Okay! Tian is showing off his embarrassment today, and

Draw a painting for the birthday girl on the spot! Get a pair of pens and paper to grind!"

Xu Shiji felt unhappy when he saw Tian Feng, but after all, he was a guest invited by others to celebrate his birthday, and he was also a famous scholar from a well-known family, so it was hard for him to lose face. He winked at the housekeeper, who brought two families with him.

The servant went to get pen, ink, paper and inkstone.

After a while, the housekeeper fetched the things. Tian Feng held a brush in each hand and asked the servant to carry the painting. Without placing it on the table, he started painting with the brush.

Everyone closed their eyes and watched carefully. They saw that he was painting with both hands, and the content of the paintings was different, from light to thick, with sharp edges and hooks. As if with divine help, a loose crane and a crane appeared on the paper under his pen, vivid and lively.

It was full of ancient meaning. When the painting was finished, Tian Feng laughed, threw his two brushes on the ground, turned around and returned to his seat.

Everyone looked at the explanation of the painting that was done on the spot and cheered, and all the officials at the table with him applauded vigorously.

Ouyang Yu secretly thought, this man is really capable, but when he saw his coquettish look, Ouyang Yu couldn't feel any appreciation at all.

The old lady was unhappy, thinking that on my birthday, you scolded me and threw the pen down, but you really don't take yourself seriously. She looks very young, she is already in her early forties. Could it be that this

Have you lived like a dog?

Xu Shiji's eyes were filled with coldness. This crazy boy was really annoying and showed no value at all. He even seemed to be overestimating the guest.

The old man next to him saw the reaction of the mother and son, stroking his beard and smiling, shaking his head to signal not to worry about it and to stay calm.

Zhang Wei patted Tian Feng's hand and said: "Brother Tian, ​​you are awesome, you are indeed awesome! I should have been surprised, so why don't the four of us at the table make a drinking order, one to make everyone laugh, and the other to celebrate Brother Tian's masterpiece? How about it?"

"

An official next to him said: "Who will be the commander?"

Zhang Wei laughed and said, "It must be Brother Tian!" Everyone nodded in agreement.

Tian Fengwei did his part and did not refuse. He smiled and said: "Okay, I will overstep it! But if anyone can't answer, they will have to drink three drinks as a penalty!"

"You have to! You have to!"

Tian Feng glanced outside the hall, stroked his beard and said: "Let's start with something simple. Use the word 'winter' to compose a poem or lyrics. If you can't compose it after three drinks, you lose!"

As soon as Ouyang Yu heard the word "winter" being used as a poem, he immediately thought of the famous limerick: "The country is in general, the well is black, the black dog is white, the white dog is swollen." Thinking of the funny part, he actually said "Pfft.

"A sound of joy came out.

At this time, everyone's eyes were on Tian Feng's table, listening carefully. Tian Feng was also enjoying the feeling of being watched by everyone, but he didn't expect that before the poem was written, someone actually laughed first, and this smile immediately aroused his sensitivity.

He stood up with a roar and said, "Who is it? Who was it just now? Which famous person looks down on Tian and stands up to speak!"

Ouyang Yu sat there, watching Tian Feng's performance, and thought to himself: "This guy is too neurotic. I have tolerated it several times, and he has become more and more crazy. Don't you think that 'barefoot people are not afraid of those wearing shoes'? I

I will make you famous today! Be a real celebrity!"

"I can't afford the title of 'celebrity'. I'm just a commoner. In recent years, there have been so many celebrities that I can't even count them. Alas, I won't join in the fun." Ouyang Yu stood up slowly.

, said casually.

Not far away, the "big-eyed" brother saw that Ouyang Yu had finally exploded. He quickly sat down and stretched his neck for fear of missing every detail.

Ouyang Yu was in Tianfeng's room again. He was angry and cursed: "You are a lowly commoner and a vulgar language guy! You are not worthy of talking to our family. If you are here today, you must be the governor."

Sir, you don’t know how to cherish your special grace, and you are showing off your skills and tongue here! Do you really think I can’t scold you?”

"Aristocratic family? Extraordinary skills? You claim to be a famous person. Let me ask you, have you ever thought that your ancestors were from an aristocratic family ten thousand years ago!?" Ouyang Yu got angry and walked out of his seat for a few seconds.

Bu is a sonorous question!

"Uh, I, how do I know?" Tian Feng had never thought about this question before. He was suddenly asked and couldn't answer it, which made him feel weak.

Ouyang Yu took another two steps forward, pointed at Tian Feng and asked: "Am I humble? Am I amazingly skilled? In your eyes, are everything you wear and eat with despicable things? Not to mention the weapons of the army.

, the facilities for people's livelihood and the development of the country, which one has never left the so-called 'fantastic skills' in your mouth? In your eyes, aristocratic family and study are all you have? Sad! "

Tian Feng was asked and didn't know how to answer. In fact, he had asked himself this question before, but it was much better to enjoy the status of a scholar and a wealthy family than to recognize the reality. "You, you!"

"What am I? You still say that my language is vulgar! Okay, let's have a competition, and it will be fun for everyone!" Ouyang Yu said and walked to Tian Feng's table. He didn't care about so many etiquettes and grabbed a drink.

I drank a few sips from the pot.

"You come first! If you can beat me, I'll put my brain in a night incense bucket and play football for you!" Tian Feng was so angry that he had no time to formulate poems, so he had to let Ouyang Yu come first.

.

Ouyang Yu really didn't want to plagiarize the poems of historical celebrities, but at this point, even a man couldn't admit defeat. He glanced at Tian Feng and softly chanted: "The plum blossoms and snow are fighting for spring but they are not willing to fall, so the poet spent money on writing reviews."

The plum blossoms are less white than the snow, but the snow is less fragrant than the plum blossoms!"

“What a poem!”

"Wonderful! This little kid is so awesome!"

Tian Feng didn't expect Ouyang Yu to open his mouth, and was inevitably shocked. He hurriedly said: "Not tactful enough!"

Ouyang Yu kept scolding the common man for being shameless in his heart. Before he could finish his words, he opened his mouth and said: "The sound of Gui Hong is broken by the clouds, and the snow falls from the window behind the window and the smoke from the furnace is straight. The phoenix hairpin is bright at the bottom of the candle, and the person with the hairpin head is lighter. The sound of the horn

The dawn rushes away, and the dawn returns to the sky. It is difficult to see the flowers in the spring, but the west wind leaves behind the old cold."

"This, this" Tian Feng's mouth was already trembling. He couldn't think of any poems that could be used to refute the poems written by Jizhu. He was anxious and felt sweat on his forehead. He looked at Ouyang Yu and then at Zhang Wei.

Don't know what to do.

Xu Shijie and his parents were watching from above, but they were laughing so hard in their hearts, why are you not crazy, you mad man?

Biejia stood up and said, "Brother Tian, ​​what kind of status do you have? Why bother with him? It won't ruin your reputation."

When Tian Feng heard this, he wanted to get off the donkey, but he thought that if he sat down, he would lose. How many people heard his promise just now to stuff his head in the toilet? Standing there, sitting down, no

He didn't even sit down. Finally, a few people gathered around and pulled him to sit down. His face was already red and purple.

Ouyang Yu walked up to the old lady and said, "Old birthday boy, I was rude just now. I hope you can forgive me!"

The old lady narrowed her eyes and said with a smile: "I am very happy and have nothing to do. Just drink. I will drink a lot today!"

Everyone seemed to have forgotten the fight just now, and everyone was busy competing with each other.

Ouyang Yu and Ge Ye drank two drinks and walked out alone. His behavior just now was indeed a bit excessive, but it is definitely not his character to be tolerant again and again. "Whatever," Ouyang Yu strolled along,

I want to clear my head.

"Miss, did you see it? Brother Ouyang was so awesome just now! Even you clapped your hands and praised him!" This was obviously the voice of the girl Xia He.

Ouyang Yu was in a small garden at this time. Through some dead branches and leaves, he could vaguely see Di Xue and Xia He walking in the garden. Ouyang Yu simply stood in the bushes and said nothing, listening.

These two little girls are going to say something bad about themselves.

"Xia He, I understand what you mean. You have been with me since childhood and love me like a sister. You don't have to be so evasive about these words. He does have some talents and may be valued by the governor, but after all, he is from a commoner family.

I won't agree..." Di Xue stood in front of the dead branches, with her back to herself, with an unknown expression.

"Miss, that Wu Yuanshuang is just an empty-handed young man. He'er didn't see it before, but now...Miss, you should understand what I mean. I think that Ouyang Yu is capable of both literary and military skills and is handsome.

, If you dare to take responsibility, then you are like a man! He is also casual, considerate, and approachable, a hundred times better than that Mr. Wu!" After saying that, he pouted his mouth, his eyes were empty, as if he was recalling something.

Ouyang Yu hid aside and was already in a bad mood. People were making fuss about this commoner from an aristocratic family time and time again, and he was extremely irritated.
Chapter completed!