Chapter 33 Internet? What magic weapon is that?
"I failed the exam, but there is still a chance to take the next exam, which is that her ankle was seriously injured, which may take a long time to recover." Lu Yuan observed that Su Qiao's left foot was obviously a serious illness.
At the end of the performance... When the effect of the Grizzly Fairy's lobster fairy rice disappeared, every time she used her left foot to click the ground, her movements would be slightly paused and her brows would be slightly frowning.
This is proof of the unbearable pain in her left foot.
"Seriously injured? What kind of injury... was it eroded by the Xuanyin energy, or was it infected with the poison of rotten corpse? I have some ways to solve the former, but the latter... I may not be able to save this child."
The Grizzly Fairy said as she entered a very depressed state again. The reason for her depression this time was that she felt her power... she actually regretted that even a junior who was poisoned by the rotten corpse could not save it.
If she was in the heyday of spiritual energy... let alone the poison of the rotten corpse, even if the body and spirit are destroyed, the Grizzly Immortal might have a way to rescue her.
"Wait, the girl named Su Qiao, the senior Grizzly Bear, does not get such a serious illness. Her feet seem to be sprained."
Although Lu Yuan didn't know what Xuanyin Qi and rotten corpse poison were, it might have caused the monks to have a life lingering at a glance. I guess Senior Sister Su Qiao would just burp and she wouldn't have the ability to dance "Swan Lake" on the stage!
"Sprays and sprains are also divided into many different types, such as being injured by one's own true energy, or backlash when it hits the realm."
As a ground immortal who studies medicinal food, Grizzly Bear is even a doctor, so she knows that some injuries must not be summarized in simple and straightforward words as sprain.
"Uh... I don't think that girl named Su Qiao has any true energy, or needs to break through the realm, but I don't know what the sprain method is." Lu Yuan had never asked Senior Sister Su Qiao to study this matter.
"Oh, if it wasn't for the human body that it would consume a lot of spiritual energy, and walking in this world would also consume a lot of my life, I'm afraid I'll go to the junior to diagnose it myself."
The Grizzly Fairy glanced at her fat bear claws. It was not the first time in the past that she was treated as a dangerous black bear spirit by a young monk.
Ordinary mortals are even more afraid of her appearance.
Lu Yuan can also be sure that the Grizzly Fairy is going to the street now... If she hadn't been shot dead on the spot, she would have been locked up in the zoo.
"Senior Grizzly, I have said before... I have a way to let you communicate and consult with these juniors thousands of miles away." Lu Yuan said.
“What method?”
"internet."
"What kind of magic weapon is that?"
“…”
Lu Yuan thought for a while and decided to use magic weapons to explain to the Grizzly Immortal what the Internet is. After all, this old man who is almost 2,500 years old said... It will take some time to understand what surfing online.
In order to explain that Lu Yuan specially pulled the prepared wifi box and network cable from Aster's flower shop.
The portals in the present world and the fairy world need spiritual energy to maintain. The smaller the door, the less spiritual energy it needs. The farther away the road just opened a gap that allows the network cable to pass continuously. It takes about a wisp of spiritual energy twenty-four hours a day.
So the current internet fee for Grizzly Bear Immortal is a wisp of spiritual energy per day, which is a affordable price.
"Is this little thing the internet?"
The Grizzly Fairy took Lu Yuan's laptop that he usually used to write web pages and flipped through it. After reading it, she wanted to taste what it tasted.
"Senior Grizzly!"
Fortunately, Lu Yuan discovered it in time and saved his notebook, which saved it from the tragic fate of turning into a grizzly fairy food.
The notebook was placed on a wooden table by Lu Yuan. The grizzly fairy sat next to Lu Yuan, stretching her neck and watching Lu Yuan's notebook screen turn from dark to light.
"This thing is also magical. It can shine even without any spiritual energy." The Grizzly Fairy sat next to her and said.
"It not only can brighten it, but it can also help you connect all worlds. Grizzly Immortal, you have learned how to use this thing. You can communicate with others no matter where they are."
Lu Yuan's words successfully aroused the interest of the Grizzly Great Immortal, so Lu Yuan began to teach the Grizzly Great Immortal how to use the notebook.
The Grizzly Immortal is not stupid either. As a bear who can only achieve enlightenment and become an immortal, her understanding is as high as that of Senior Brother Ning Qing.
But Lu Yuan saw the grizzly immortal typing with one finger at a time, and he had the illusion of teaching his grandma to use a computer.
The flexibility of the bear claws of the Grizzly Fairy is much higher than Lu Yuan expected. At least she will not touch the keyboard when she uses her sharp bear claws to hit the keyboard, and the mouse can barely be used.
Lu Yuan taught Grizzly's how to use the notebook for almost an hour, and she barely learned and understood what the Internet is.
"Grizzly Great Immortal, do you also have an ID card?" Lu Yuan encountered a problem when registering a WeChat and QQ account for Grizzly Great Immortal... That is, this bear cannot have an ID card, right?
As a result, she really has it!
"Yes, it was given to me by your Lu family a few years ago." The Grizzly Fairy said as she found an ID card from a wooden cabinet in the tree house.
Lu Yuan quickly took out the Grizzly Immortal's ID card and took a look. The photo on the ID card was a human woman, or the kind of human woman who Lu Yuan would question "Who are you, beautiful girl?" after taking a look.
"This is…"
"I transformed into an adult, and I changed once when my Lu family visited me. After that, it didn't change because I was too exhausted." The Grizzly Immortal seemed to be very complacent and proud because of her beauty when she became a human.
This ID card made Lu Yuan wonder... Does his cat also have a corresponding ID card, but his black cat is still asleep, so Lu Yuan doesn't have any trouble disturbing her.
With an ID card and mobile phone number, it is not difficult to register a WeChat account. Lu Yuan spent some time to let the Grizzly Fairy have his own identity online.
"The nickname is Mom Bear, if you have the avatar..." Lu Yuan took out his phone and pointed the camera at the Grizzly Fairy.
"This... I'm going to become a human again with the Lord Tree?" The Grizzly Immortal seemed very hesitant. "There is too much spiritual energy required to change the human form."
"No, no, that's all, no one on the Internet is fine if you are a human or a bear..." Lu Yuan said as he took a picture of the Grizzly Fairy.
Perhaps among the brown bears, the Grizzly Immortal is also a very beautiful type. The grey hair alone makes Lu Yuan love it.
When all these were prepared, Lu Yuan felt that the grizzly immortal's mood had recovered from thirty-five to forty, and he was still a little depressed.
But it doesn't matter!
Lu Yuan wrote down Senior Sister Su Qiao’s WeChat account in advance, and directly noted a ‘Mom Bear’s Medicinal Meal’ using Grizzly Bear’s Immortal’s WeChat and then gave Senior Sister Su Qiao an application to add a friend.
Not long after, Senior Sister Su Qiao passed this friend application.
‘Hello.’ Senior Sister Su Qiao also quickly sent a message.
The Grizzly Fairy also had some difficulty using her claws to start typing on the keyboard. Her pinyin still needs to be far away to barely type it out. When typing, she would look at the keyboard.
So it took a full thirty seconds for the Grizzly Immortal to type out what he wanted to say.
‘You are the child who didn’t eat enough before the imperial examination?’
Don't! Lu Yuan is too focused on teaching the Grizzly Bear to recognize the pinyin, but he didn't even look at what the Grizzly Bear to play.
The Grizzly Fairy completely opened up the state of the Northeast aunt, and directly pulled away the most painful part of Senior Sister Su Qiao's heart in one sentence.
‘Imperial Examination? Are you referring to the exam?’
‘It is important to be on the list, but at least you have to eat enough before entering the market.’
Lu Yuan looked at the words "Grizzly Fairy" and every word "Beautiful" was beading heart... I wonder what Senior Sister Su Qiao is thinking now.
Sometimes the Grizzly Fairy is really like the aunt next door, and she will keep saying anything wrong with the child.
Lu Yuan looked at the words pieced together by the Grizzly Fairy's claws in pinyin bit by bit, and didn't know what "vicious" words to use to hurt the Grizzly Fairy's next... Senior Sister Su Qiao's hurt heart.
‘The kids of that era don’t have much patience…’
‘…’
"Senior Grizzly! Main business! Main business!" Lu Yuan felt a little bad when he saw Senior Sister Su Qiao's series of ellipsis.
The Grizzly Fairy also entered the mode of lamentation and preaching, but she quickly shook her mind with the reminder of Lu Yuan.
‘Is there anything wrong with me?’ The Grizzly Fairy replied with another message at Lu Yuan’s signal.
‘I want to know… Can your medicinal food cure an ankle sprain?’
Senior Sister Su Qiao didn't say nonsense either because she didn't dare to talk nonsense... She felt that she would say something irrelevant, and the Grizzly Fairy might start to poke her heartache again.
'Let me tell me first how your injury came about? How serious is now...' When the news about the Grizzly Fairy was edited halfway, Lu Yuan instantly reminded her and asked her to add, 'Come and take a photo by the way.'
Senior Sister Su Qiao was also very cooperative. It was nothing important to tell the stranger about her condition. Instead, she felt a little more at ease because of the questioning of the Grizzly Immortal.
At first, she thought it was crazy to find a medicinal restaurant to cause an ankle sprain. Now, if you think about it, Senior Sister Su Qiao can only believe in the miracle brought by Thirteen Spicy Lobster Fairy Rice.
Senior Sister Su Qiao spent some time briefly narrating her condition, and took photos of the hospital's medical records, and finally sent her injured ankle to the Grizzly Fairy.
"The damage accumulated over the years may have damaged the bones and the flesh and blood have condensed into a ball." The Grizzly Fairy scratched her chin with her bear's claws and roughly told her own conclusion.
‘It will take some time to cure it.’
Can this be cured?
When Senior Sister Su Qiao saw the reply from the Grizzly Fairy... she obviously found it herself, but she felt like she didn't believe it.
Because it was not the first time she went to the hospital because of ankle problem, the doctor's diagnosis was that surgery was required some time ago. Su Qiao did not study medicine, but the doctor's narration still made her realize the seriousness, that is, she needed to take out the necrotic bones and replace them with other things.
This made her whole body feel cold just by listening.
As a result, just a few medicinal meals can be cured? Su Qiao felt that she was believing in some folk remedies, and she might have to ask for a price all over the place.
‘Then…how much does it cost?’ asked Senior Sister Su Qiao.
‘Child, I am not interested in worldly money. You can tell me if you pass the imperial examination next time, so that I can feel at ease.’
If you pass the imperial examination, just pass the exam? What are the conditions?
Senior Sister Su Qiao was slightly stunned when she saw this reply.
But Lu Yuan, who was watching from the side, could understand the mood of the Grizzly Bear Great Immortal. The Grizzly Bear Great Immortal was unexpectedly a cultivation enthusiast.
She likes to help those younger generations watch them grow step by step, which is also a way for the Grizzly Immortal to comfort herself.
Chapter completed!