0773 Bad Boy(1/2)
Eight days passed by in a flash, and the cold December finally arrived on the Exile Island. However, the fishing boat promised by the base was still missing. No matter how the refugees called, it was to no avail. It was not until the eighth day that they heard a word - this is what they were waiting for.
Playing tricks on you, you are a clown!
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren stood in the West Island conference room and laughed angrily. The leaders of the two islands were ashen-faced, and they all looked at him eagerly. He immediately took the radio on the table, pointed at Lin Zirui and asked: "Shi Ke Kill
Not to be insulted, how do you say this in English?"
"Uh~"
Lin Zirui subconsciously looked at the others. There was a translator on the table, but even the translator was unrecognizable. The white people all looked confused and had no idea what he wanted to say.
"Oh, your English skills are so bad, I can do it myself..."
After Zhao Guanren cleared his throat, he held the intercom and said loudly: "Lisa!.little Bichi,.!But.you.don’t.!I'll.be.fuck.you.,All!"
"..."
The more than 20 people in the audience were stunned. Most of the people present could speak English. They were also used to Zhao Guanren's loose English, but what was rare was... they all understood it. While cursing in English, they also used "Shi"
"Can be killed but not humiliated" is perfectly explained.
"Pa bang bang..."
Suddenly, warm applause erupted in the conference room, and several white senior officials praised repeatedly. Only Dongdao Militia Company Captain Changhe looked blank and asked quietly: "Captain Song! Why is the director's English level so high? He
What are you talking about, are you swearing?"
"Haha~"
Song Qian covered her mouth and snickered: "Of course! Didn't you see that all the foreigners were applauding? He just said Lisa, you little bitch, you can kill me, but you can't molest me, I will greet the women in your family."
,all!"
"Song Qian!"
Zhao Guanren suddenly threw the radio station to Song Qian and said: "Go find three emotional writers and write the story of Lisa having an affair with her boss, having sex with a black subordinate, and sleeping with her biological father, and divide it into three episodes: upper, middle and lower.
Read it aloud on all channels and play it to me ten times a day in English!"
"Haha~ This is too cruel..."
Lin Zirui's flowers trembled with laughter, and Song Qian nodded dumbfounded. There were many people of all kinds on the island, including many artists and anchors. These people were so idle all day long that they would definitely...
Make the story special and exciting.
"Captain! It seems that the base has no intention of negotiating with us..."
Mrs. Pan spread her hands and said: "The base's intention is now very clear. It is determined to mutate all mankind and no longer cares about the regular vaccine. And our situation is very difficult. The base has obviously blocked the sea area, and our food is almost at its limit!"
"Who is that..."
Zhao Guanren looked at a white officer and asked: "Does the base have satellite reconnaissance capabilities? They seem to be able to see all our situations!"
"Definitely not! The satellite needs the support of its own ground station and has been out of service for a long time..."
The white officer replied: "Unmanned reconnaissance drones are a reliable and cheap choice. They can see everything on the island clearly by hiding outside the visual range. They have no choice to snipe you with missiles. In my opinion, they are
Want to test your limits, you are a bad boy!"
Zhao Guanren said in astonishment: "What kind of bad boy?"
"This is what the Western world calls you. Zhao Guanren is a bit difficult to pronounce for them..."
The other party said sincerely: "After you entered the alien plane, the whole world was investigating your background and came to the opposite conclusion as a hero. You have been wandering on the edge of the law since you were a teenager, and you have been imprisoned for fighting and fraud several times.
Go to jail, so they call you a bad boy!”
"Hey! I always keep my word and have never been to jail for fraud..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at him and said: "I am an honest vendor every year and clearly mark the price. Besides, there is a logo on the instant noodles. The picture is for reference only. You only spend one dollar.
If you can buy a baby lobster, if you want to buy a mother lobster, you have to pay the damn price!"
"..."
Everyone rubbed their noses and no one said anything. Everyone knows what kind of character Zhao Guanren is. He always stands on the edge of morality and law and insults your intelligence. If you reason with him, he will act rogue with you. If you act rogue with him, he will use
Shit on you.
"Your Excellency! The base has embarked on a path of no return..."
The white officer said: "Regardless of whether they spread the virus or not, they will be nailed to the pillar of shame, so they will not let you go back, they will only continue to put pressure on you and force out all your cards to get more
So many secrets about you!”
"It doesn't matter! Since the little bitch likes to play, I will play with her to the end..."
Zhao Guanren looked around at everyone and said: "There are spies from the base among you. Most of you also want to go to Australia. I can only fulfill my humanitarian obligations. If there is food, I will share it with you. If there is no food, you will live alone.
It’s destiny, I wish you all good luck!”
"captain!"
A foreign girl stood up hurriedly and said: "Can we have a vaccine? We can pay any price. It is already winter and many people will not be able to survive it. We would like to exchange a batch of food with the base or send it as a gift."
Women and children leave!”
"Do you dare to be more hypocritical? I'm embarrassed to say that you..."
Zhao Guanren pointed at her and mocked: "The refugees are all starved and skinny, but you have a bigger bust. You wear a bikini to swim in the lake in the cold weather, and you want people to drink your urine. If I give you the vaccine,
You can run away with President Pan tomorrow!"
"Axi! Guan, what does it have to do with me? It's not my idea..."
President Pan crossed his arms with a guilty look on his face, and Mrs. Pan immediately glared at the foreign girl sharply, but Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Mrs. Pan! Isn't it a vaccine for you to urinate? If the secret is exposed, it means you
There’s a mole among us! Goodbye!”
After Zhao Guanren said that, he turned around and left, and the people from Dongdao followed him and left one after another.
"Guys! I think this is a good idea..."
A man with glasses stared at Mrs. Pan with bright eyes and said: "We can provide Mrs. Pan's plasma and disguise it as a vaccine to exchange for food with the base. We can also ask Mrs. Pan to give us blood transfusions. Maybe the antibodies will multiply automatically in our bodies!"
"No! Vaccines are beyond our knowledge. They are completely different from vaccines in the traditional sense..."
An expert said: "This vaccine is like a parasite that changes with different human bodies, so it is only suitable for the recipients. It also has the effect of improving metabolism and anti-aging. Observe Mrs. Pan carefully. She
My skin is smoother than before, and I feel more energetic!"
"Oh my God!"
Mrs. Pan said in surprise: "No wonder I feel younger. It turns out this is not an illusion. The vaccine is really awesome!"
"Hmm! It's really awesome. Both Lin Zirui and Song Qian have changed..."
The expert said with some envy: "Is Peter Zhao talking nonsense? Madam's urine does contain antibodies. Ten milliliters of urine can purify more than two hundred liters of polluted water. It's a pity that it only has one hour of activity, otherwise Madam's urine would be the best."
Antivirus!"
"Wait a moment!"
President Pan asked hurriedly: "If the antibody is active for one hour and urine is poured on the wound of an infected person, can it kill the virus?"
"Yes! Our ideas coincide..."
The expert praised: "But we need volunteers. There are no white mice in the laboratory. If someone is accidentally infected, please bring him over immediately or go directly to Mrs. Pan. We recommend both showering and oral administration!"
"Oh! It's so disgusting..."
Many people stuck out their tongues in disgust, and Mrs. Pan also blushed and said: "Stop this topic, it makes me very embarrassed. We should send the girl to Dongdao immediately to inquire about the news. It seems that they can't finish the food."
Same, that’s pretty weird!”
"Madam! Dongdao people are too exclusive..."
The white officer said helplessly: "They were originally very weak, but now a strong man has appeared.
They are tough leaders, they have turned themselves into parts on the chariot, everyone is staring at us like agents, and we can’t get any information!”
"This shows that you don't understand them. Kate and the others have already entered the camp. They are a group of white people..."
Mrs. Pan said: "East Islanders don't care about race, they value cultural identity. Kate is learning their language, wearing their ancient clothes, and is easily accepted. She now eats two meals a day and manages two hundred
There are many people, and there are two assistants!”
The other party asked: "Your culture is also of the same origin, why are you not accepted?"
"Well~ in the final analysis, it's a battle of dignity..."
President Pan said: "Pete Zhao is not a racist, he is a cultural invader. It is very simple for us to integrate into them. We just need to admit that they invented kimchi, but we also need dignity!"
"Fuck!"
The white officer shook his head and said: "Damn pickle, what does this have to do with dignity? Your way of thinking is too difficult to understand!"
Mrs. Pan smiled bitterly and said: "Look! You have been invaded by his culture, and you can even say swear words!"
"Hey~Amy! Where did you get the food..."
The foreign girl suddenly shouted outside the door, and a fashionable little foreign girl walked in, grabbed two roasted sweet potatoes and said: "I got them from the Dongdao camp. I went to their place to learn the language and happened to meet them roasting sweet potatoes.
To be continued...