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0416 Misunderstanding(1/2)

ah……"

With shrill screams, the two people were sucked into a space-time rift hand in hand. The fantasy film instantly turned into a science fiction film. It was pitch black at first, but soon they entered a twisted tunnel and appeared.

Countless strange pictures.

"Holy crap! What kind of place is this? A five-dimensional space..."

Lu Datou's face turned pale with fright, but when his voice reached Zhao Guanren's ears, it turned into a strange buzzing sound, as if he had a big washbasin covering his mouth.

"say what……"

Zhao Guanren hurriedly turned his head and shouted: "I can't hear you. The last time I reversed time and space was not like this. I went back as soon as I closed my eyes... Can you hear me? Pay attention to the red flash, red! Flash! Don't let go.

hand!"

"..."

Neither of them could hear the other's words clearly, so they could only rely on gestures. However, it is not accurate to say that this place is a space-time tunnel. It is not a common tunnel shape, but a winding path composed of many irregular objects.

In the winding gaps, there are colorful pictures in the objects.

"Look, there is a fairy..."

Lu Datou suddenly danced excitedly. He only looked at a rectangular bulge. There were several women in colorful clothes flying around inside, but their heads were as big as one foot.

"Wow! There are really aliens..."

Zhao Guanren was also shocked to discover a new species, a world composed of little green-skinned monsters, and even technological civilization appeared. Then he saw many new worlds, including ancient times, modern times, alien planets, and even

Almost parallel time and space.

"Where is the red light?"

Zhao Guanren scratched his butt anxiously. In fact, if it weren't for Zhao Ziqiang's last shout, he really felt that this trip was not in vain. This kind of place is a world that scientists dream of. However, Zhao Ziqiang's shouting made him feel cold, for fear of flying to an alien planet.

Floor-to-ceiling box.

However, they can feel that there is a suction force that is always pulling them, but this suction force is not very strong, and they feel like they are "running away" at any time.

The two of them could only stare carefully. If they missed it, it would be another world. But not long after, Lu Datou excitedly waved his hand and said: "Look over there, it should be our world. It seems to be the ninth world."

It’s the decade!”

"What are you talking about? Is that a pyramid..."

Zhao Guanren frowned in confusion, but unexpectedly there was a red light flashing in front of him on the right side. He quickly grabbed Lu Datou's head and kicked his legs forward desperately according to the suction, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't row fast.

"Not good! I'm going to miss it..."

Lu Datou was digging like a dog desperately, and the place where the red light flashed was also a rectangular shape. They could only see the lush woods, but the suction force was still pulling the two of them forward. It was obviously the interference that Zhao Ziqiang just said, and he wanted them to

Missed the destination.

"Hurry over!"

Sudden!

Seeing that the two of them were about to miss the red dot, Zhao Guanren suddenly pushed Lu Datou forward. Lu Datou subconsciously pulled on his hand, but it only slipped a little and his bracelet slipped.

Come down.

"Fuck! Throw it to me..."

Zhao Guanren jumped towards him desperately, but Lu Datou was sucked into the screen with a "swish". He also felt a strong suction force, but just as he quickly fell towards the screen, the lush forest scene suddenly changed.

Already.

'No! I'm going to die...'

Zhao Guanren's heart suddenly went cold, his eyesight blurred, he felt himself falling rapidly, and then heard a "bang" sound, he suddenly smashed through a layer of tile roof, and fell into a large water tank with a "plop"

, Shengsheng was given a large amount of water.

"Pfft~"

Zhao Guanren was in a hurry

He jumped out of the tank, spraying out a jet of water like a gourd baby, but when he opened his eyes, he was shocked.

This was not a water tank at all, but a large wooden bathtub. There was a young woman paralyzed on the ground, holding a bath towel in her hand, and she sprayed water on her face. Not to mention, she was also naked.

"ah!!!"

A scream almost overturned the roof, and Zhao Guanren hurriedly rushed out. A hungry tiger caught the girl, covered her mouth with force and shouted: "Don't scream, if you scream again, I will kill you. Kill first and then rape."

The kind!"

"Bang~"

The woman suddenly turned over and pushed him out. Her strength was surprisingly strong. Before Zhao Guanren, who was lying on the ground, could react, she kicked Zhao Guanren in the ribs again. She actually kicked him five or six meters away.

Hit the wooden wall.

"The lewd thief! I'll kill him..."

The little girl jumped up from the ground angrily, but her first reaction was to grab the gauze skirt on the screen. Zhao Guanren immediately jumped up from the ground. As a result, he was knocked to the ground with two moves, and his nose was bleeding.

, not an opponent at all.

'Not good! I met a heroine...'

Zhao Guanren secretly screamed sadly. He had already discovered that this place was an ancient layout, but he didn't expect to meet a woman who knew Kung Fu. He immediately got up and ran away, but the little girl chased after her very quickly and kicked her.

on his back.

"Plop~"

Zhao Guanren was beaten to the ground again, and the little girl suddenly knelt on his back, grabbed his head, and slapped him in the face with a big mouth. The overwhelming fighting power almost scared him to death.

"Miss! What happened? Open the door quickly..."

Sudden!

A woman's scream came from outside the door, and several women were banging on the lattice door outside. The little girl's face suddenly changed, she covered Zhao Guanren's mouth, and shouted: "Don't scream! If you scream again, you will be killed."

The kind that kills first and then castrates!"

"Uh huh huh..."

Zhao Guanren nodded excitedly. Unexpectedly, the two people's situations were reversed, and the little ladies quickly said loudly: "I'm fine! It's just a stinky rat that got in. I've already cleaned it up. Everyone, please step aside."

!”

"yes!"

The maids outside the door retreated one after another, and the little girls quickly retreated and wrapped themselves in gauze skirts. They smashed the stool with one palm, picked up the broken stool leg and sneered: "You dare to be a thief with the skills of a three-legged cat, today."

Just let me know how awesome it is!”

"Don't come over here, come over and I'll call someone..."

Zhao Guanren quickly retreated to the window and said with a sneer: "You look like an innocent girl. If people know that you are taking a mandarin duck bath with me here, you can't explain it even with two words, and you will be famous in the street!"

"

"..."

The young ladies stared at him in shock and anger, asking: "Who is it? How did he come in? How did you know that I was bathing here today?"

'Damn it! This is clearly Ni Ni who knows martial arts...'

Zhao Guanren found that this girl was extremely beautiful, with a celebrity face that looked like Ni Ni. She was at least twenty-three or four years old, tall, with long legs, fair skin, and a cold and arrogant temperament with a bit of heroism. She was definitely not inferior to him in terms of appearance.

There is a lot of water in the house, but there is nothing to say about the figure.

"I'm really not a flower picker, and I'm not here to take a bath..."

Zhao Guanren quickly took a water ladle, covered his lower body and said: "Yukong Fei, you know, I originally fought with my enemy in the sky, but he shattered my clothes with his palm, and also blocked my inner strength, and then I came from the sky

It fell!"

"Bah~ The yellow-mouthed kid still flies in the air and doesn't even urinate and take photos..."

The little girl took two steps forward aggressively, angry

He said in a loud voice: "I don't care what the purpose of this promiscuous thief is. Anyway, if you dare to ruin my reputation today, I will take my life!"

"If you really wanted to kill me, you wouldn't have blocked my mouth just now..."

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "As long as no third person knows about this kind of thing, you will always be innocent. Why trade your life's happiness for the life of a little thief like me? Why don't we keep it secret and break up as if nothing has happened?

Is it okay if it happens?”

"..."

The little girl bit her red lips hesitantly, subconsciously tightened her loose skirt, and glared: "How do I know I won't talk nonsense when I go out?"

"Someone must believe my nonsense. I also said that the Queen took a bath with me. Do you believe it..."

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Actually, I am blind. I didn't see anything clearly just now. Please help me find some clothes and send me out quietly. I promise you will never see me again in this life. It would be great if everyone is happy."

!”

"Shameless!"
To be continued...
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