Summer nights are full of commotion. The streets are filled with beer and barbecued crayfish. Scumbags in short skirts sit in rows. Hungry singles are looking around, trying to seduce one or two ignorant girls, or fall into the hands of scumbags.

Spare tire.

"Crayfish! Spicy crayfish, twenty yuan for one catty, one hundred yuan for three catties..."

A young man was sitting on a red plastic stool on the side of the street, with half a piece of black licorice in his mouth. Erlang was shaking a blue flip-flop on his leg. He was wearing a plump yellow Armani that he had already lifted.

When it reaches the chest, a slightly greasy white belly is exposed.

"Sixty crawfish, buy one get one free..."

"Forty-one pounds of super large lobster! Free beer..."

The crowded food street is filled with shouts and cries, and the crayfish everywhere is dazzling. However, the young man’s stall not only occupies the central area, but the low price makes it even more awkward.

"One hundred yuan and three pounds? This person doesn't know how to settle accounts..."

Passers-by all looked at them with doubts, and a few middle-aged people hurriedly walked over and asked: "Little boss! What kind of business are you doing here? Twenty yuan a pound, isn't a hundred yuan five pounds?"

"What's twenty? It's forty-one pounds. Twenty is not enough for me..."

The little boss stood up, touched his shiny hair, and pointed to a small price tag on the stall, which clearly read forty-one pounds.

But the boy behind the stall shouted: "Boss! What you just shouted was twenty, I thought you were going to sell it all!"

"Damn! Look at my broken mouth, I can't even scream for a day..."

The little boss lightly slapped his mouth and said in a painful tone: "Forget it! Twenty is twenty. Since I shouted, I have to admit it. Please order more drinks, so that I can get some blood back.

Otherwise, I’ll even have to pay for my wife’s money!”

"Haha~ If you're happy, we'll be happy too. Let's start with four barrels of draft beer and twenty pounds of crayfish..."

A group of people sat down at the folding tables enthusiastically as if they had picked up a big bargain. The mobile stall was next to a large flower bed, and more than a dozen tables were almost full of customers. The taste of this restaurant is definitely not bad.

However, the expressions of the diners were quite strange, as if they were remorseful and a little gloating, which made them baffled and a little frightened at the same time.

really!

Before they could take a few bites, the little boss actually sat back and shouted: "Crayfish! Crayfish! Twenty yuan a pound, a hundred yuan three pounds..."

"Damn it! This profiteer..."

A group of people finally found out that they had been fooled. No wonder his business was so booming. It turned out that they were all people who were greedy for small gains and suffered big losses. The size of this crayfish was not worth forty at all, and twenty yuan a pound was not cheap.

However, the price was clearly marked. It was only because they were eager to take advantage of it that they didn't look carefully. They could only endure the bad breath and continued to chew on the shrimp shells. Their expressions became like the others. They quickly covered up their regrets with their generosity. They were able to suffer a loss but lost face.

Can't throw it away.

"Twenty yuan! Crayfish is twenty yuan..."

The young boss suddenly stood up and raised his voice. He saw two young stewardesses in red skirts in front of him, dragging their boarding cases along the street. Their slim figures and elegant temperament made countless veteran drivers pay attention, but in the blink of an eye they were gone.

Attention was drawn to him.

"Hey! I can't go..."

When a male stall owner saw this, he wanted to take pity on her, but the proprietress angrily said: "Shut up! You dare to spoil Zhao Jian's good deeds. If he doesn't put a bloody sanitary napkin on your face, he is not the most cheap guy on East Street."

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"Boss! What kind of crayfish costs twenty yuan..."

After all, the two stewardesses could not resist the temptation of low prices, and the diners shook their heads and sighed, as if the ignorant girl was about to fall into the clutches of an animal.

But the little boss actually pointed to a plate of the largest crayfish and said angrily: "The top-quality small green dragon, the lowest market price is sixty-eight a catty, but today I only charge you twenty-eight. Don't ask why, I am just willful."

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"Oh, you are so considerate when you have nothing to do. You are either an adulterer or a thief..."

A pretty little flight attendant smiled half-heartedly. She thought she was about twenty-six or seventeen years old, with thick eyebrows and big eyes. He was tall and broad, but underneath his seemingly loyal appearance, there was a cunning air.

In their jargon, that is - a scumbag!

The little boss said sternly: "I won't hide it from you two! I have a small ambition

She is a flight attendant... Oh no! I fly a plane, so I especially admire people who fly every day. As long as you can tell me stories about the plane, I will give you a 50% discount on food in the future!"

"Ha~"

The pretty stewardess raised her eyebrows and said, "I just like how you have never seen the world." She said in a coquettish tone: "Then let's try a five-pound one first. If it tastes good, I'll pack a ten-pound or twenty-pound one."

Yes, if it’s not delicious, we won’t pay a dime!”

"Here you two, if it doesn't taste good, throw it in my face..."

The little boss immediately picked up their suitcases and led them to the flower bed to sit down.

The diners thought the little boss had other tricks up his sleeve, but he actually brought the biggest little green dragon over. The diners almost cried in anger. They had never seen such an unprofessional profiteer. He forgot his professional ethics when he met a beautiful woman.

Is this still a human being?

The little boss brought two more bottles of iced yogurt, put them on the table and said with a smile: "I'll treat you to a drink. Are the two little fairies preparing to go to heaven, or have they just descended to earth?"

"Temporary grounding! Skeleton towers also appeared over there in the United States..."

A pretty little flight attendant inserted a yogurt straw and pointed at the projector set up not far away, which was broadcasting an emergency news...

"The mysterious Skeleton Tower appears again in Los Angeles, USA, covering an area of ​​more than 20,000 square kilometers. It is estimated that more than 10 million people are trapped. This is the sixth Skeleton Tower to appear worldwide and the second in the United States..."

The little boss said disdainfully before he finished reading: "Aren't Americans quite capable? One moment they are Iron Man, another moment they are Marvel, where are they all dead now?"

The two women covered their mouths and laughed, and the name tags on their chests dangled. The elegant and refined one was named Zhang Xinyue, and the gorgeous and sexy one was named Zhou Miao.

"You can't blame them for being useless..."

Zhang Xinyue shook her head and said: "The Skeleton Tower may not be something on the earth. When it appears, it will release a big black shield. The largest one can cover a small country. No one knows what is inside. No one has come out alive so far.

Pass!"

"Two little fairies! Add me on WeChat..."

The little boss didn't care about this at all. He took out his mobile phone and smiled eagerly: "My name is Zhao Guanren, and my nickname is Alai. If you want to eat in the future, just send you a WeChat message and I will send you to the airport. Your little sisters will also jump off the building at 50% off."

price!"

"Oh~ He is indeed a businessman, his tricks are so deep..."

Zhou Miao pounded the yogurt and said with a sneer: "I want our WeChat account to get a discount, and I also want to meet our female colleagues at the airport. If our boyfriends find out about this, why don't they call us stupid? You're still safe."

Let’s go and sell the crayfish!”

"Hahaha……"

The diners burst into laughter, and finally took the opportunity to mock: "I am a flight attendant flying to the United States, and all I serve are rich people. Even if your crayfish is free, people will look down on you, not to mention you are still a human being."

Profiteer!"

"Who is the profiteer? What have I done to you..."

Zhao Guanren slapped his hand on the table, but unexpectedly there was a muffled "boom" in front of him. A shrub on the flower bed disappeared instantly, and a huge black hole more than two meters wide appeared.

"I'll go! What kind of skills have you practiced..."

The diners were all frightened and ran to the side of the road. The two flight attendants also jumped up in fright, but Zhao Guanren also raised his hands and was dumbfounded, looking at the big black hole in the flower bed, dumbfounded.

"There's someone inside..."

Zhou Miao suddenly exclaimed, and suddenly saw a big hand suddenly popping out of the hole and grabbing the weeds beside the hole, apparently trying to climb up.

"Hurry and save people..."

Zhang Xinyue dropped the yogurt and wanted to rush forward, but Zhou Miao grabbed her and shouted: "Boss! Why are you still standing there? If something happens to your stall, you must take responsibility!"

"Never mind my business, I didn't dig the hole..."

Zhao Guanren rolled his eyes at her angrily, but still walked quickly to the flower bed, but a strong stench hit his nostrils.

Only then did he realize that the rot on his big hand was quite serious, with pus oozing out from between the skin and flesh. When he looked over in surprise, he suddenly took a breath of cold air.

"Hiss~"

There was a rotting corpse lying in the cave, with the bones on its face exposed.

He came out, but not only did he have a steel knife between his teeth, he was also covered in rusty iron armor, and his two eye sockets were so rotten that they were leaking pus, and there were actually two clusters of green flames coming out of them.

"Zombie!!!"

Zhao Guanren exclaimed in fright, and the other party also raised his head and glared at him ferociously, and the two green will-o'-the-wisps brightened for several seconds.

Zhao Guanren immediately jumped behind and yelled: "No! The grave has been blown up, and someone's ancestor has crawled out!"

"What are you shouting about? Pull them up quickly..."

Zhang Xinyue rushed over angrily. Before Zhao Guanren could react, she squatted down, but a rotten head jumped out of the pit, grabbed her ankle, and violently pulled her to the ground.

"Ah~"

Zhang Xinyue screamed and was shocked to realize that someone's ancestral grave had really exploded. Their ancestors were still dragging her into the hole with force. The force was so strong that she couldn't resist it at all.

"Let her go..."

Zhao Guanren rushed over and grabbed Zhang Xinyue, and kicked the other person's rotten face. The other person threw his head back and fell back, but there was no sound of heavy objects falling from the hole.
To be continued...