slip out of cold night palace one
I ran and ran and ran: "Damn, where is my room?"
The man in black behind him pointed in the opposite direction and reminded: "Guardian Zuo, your room is over there."
I rolled my eyes: "Damn! Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Man in black: "Guardian Zuo didn't ask..."
He rolled his eyes and ran towards his room.
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No, I can't sit here idle, I want to go out!
"Xiao Hei!!!" The man in black suddenly appeared in front of me. "Guardian Zuo, my subordinate is called Leng Feng, not Xiao Hei..."
"Xiao Hei, let me ask you, when will our palace master go out?"
"The palace master usually doesn't go out."
"Damn! It's not boring to stay in this castle all day long! Xiaohei, come to my room when it gets dark." I want to steal the antidote in the dark, then escape, travel to the world, and pick up beautiful men.
Be a heroic woman, wow haha.
Xiao Hei's face turned red: "Guardian Zuo, this, I'm afraid this is not good... After all, you are a girl..."
I rolled my eyes: "What's wrong with being a daughter? Why can't I discuss things with you as a daughter? Are you being sexist? Eh? Why are you blushing?"
Xiao Hei disappeared again with a "swish", and I wondered why he was so blushing.
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The moon is dark and the wind is high, steal the antidote! Hahahaha.
I called Xiao Hei, took off his black clothes, and put a suit on myself. I made a pile of waist-length hair and tied it high on my head. I also got a big knife and put a black cloth on my face.
In the previous series, I touched the stone chamber of the jade-faced fox. The moonlight shone on the face of the jade-faced fox, which was extremely charming. I was lustful and drooling. I threw the big knife and rushed towards the jade-faced fox, raised and lowered his hands, and finally looked at it.
Staying on his open peach blossom eyes, I lacked confidence: "Well, you are dreaming, I have never been here..." I left angrily, rushed in again, picked up the big knife, and ran out again!
I had no sleep all night, pulling Xiao Hei along to listen to my ghost roar.
The next day, eat, sleep, and tease Xiao Hei.
On the third day, eat, sleep, and tease Xiao Hei.
On the fourth day, eat, sleep, and tease Xiao Hei.
On the fifth day, eat and sleep.
Why don't you tease Xiao Hei? Because I asked Xiao Hei to buy what I want. In the past few days, I have gathered my strength and made a perfect escape plan. "Guardian Zuo!" Xiao Hei said.
He piled the items on the ground and said, "According to Guardian Zuo's wishes, I bought them all."
I chuckled: "Xiao Hei, thank you for your hard work!"
The little black man lowered his head and said, "Thank you so much, Protector Zuo, for your concern."
I took out a dozen pictures from the bed: "Don't thank me yet. Give this to the tailor and carpenter and let them make it tomorrow! By the way, this one needs to be made according to the size of my feet. Well, that's all."
Xiao Hei took the picture and disappeared with a "swish". He had to sigh, it's great to know how to do Qinggong.
I unpacked the bag, put the bottles and jars inside on the bed, and started to study. There were words on the bottles. After looking at them for a long time, I decided to find someone to test the medicine. Don't just throw the medicine indiscriminately if you don't know how effective it is.
First, if the medicine is half-baked, then I won’t be hacked to death! I definitely have to find someone to test the medicine. Well.
I cut a piece of cloth from the bed sheet and tied it around my face to cover my mouth and nose. I felt it was not very stable, so I got two pieces of straw paper and blocked my nostrils. I took my bottles and cans with me and wandered around the castle, looking for experiments.
"Guardian Zuo." When the two men in black saw me, they bowed and walked away. I touched the precious medicine in my arms, but I didn't dare to sprinkle it on them, lest they get excited and chop it off.
I'm not feeling well! After thinking about it, I still felt that Big Boobs was easy to bully, so I bundled up my clothes and ran to Big Boobs' stone room.
"Hey, hey, sister Mei'er~" I tried my best to make myself laugh harmlessly.
"Ah!" Big Boobs screamed, and the eyebrow pencil in his hand dropped, "You, what do you want to do?"
I blinked my innocent eyes: "Sister Mei'er, I bought some secret beauty medicine from others and wanted to share it with sister Mei'er. I didn't expect that sister Mei'er would be so guarded against Kong'er, so Kong'er had to enjoy it by himself.
"I turned around to leave, and sure enough, my arm was pulled.
"Hey, sister, don't worry, it's my sister's fault. Does your secret beauty medicine work?"
I reached into my arms, tore off the sticker on the bottle, and then took out the bottle: "Sister Mei'er, don't move! I'll wipe it for you." I touched a bottle at random, and some powder came out.
, I sprinkled it on the big boob. The big boob’s eyes widened, her face flushed, and her hands restlessly touched her body. I took a step back and said, "It seems that this is an aphrodisiac. It really lives up to its reputation. It works."
It's easy to use." He took out another bottle and sprinkled it. The big-breasted woman scratched her skin wildly with her hands and shouted: "It's so itchy!" "This is also easy to use." She picked up another bottle and poured it into the palm of her hand.
Blow, the big boobs body softened and fell to the ground: "Wukong! You madman, what are you doing!!" I opened the bottle again: "That was probably cartilage powder or something like that, which one is it?"
Where's the drug?" As soon as it was released, the big boobs laughed wildly and stretched out his hand towards me: "Give...give me...the antidote, hahaha...
....Haha..." It's so amazing,
"Um, I don't have the antidote. How about this, I'll find out which one is the drug, and it won't hurt you if you're drugged."
The big boobs were still laughing wildly: "Hahaha... don't... no..."
I picked up another bottle of medicine and sprinkled it. The big breasts rolled their eyes and fainted. I suddenly realized that this was a drug, and the drugs are so effective. I looked at the big breasts who was lying on the ground.
On my chest, I made a sign of the cross: "Amen..."
I put various medicines in my arms and was about to leave when I suddenly wanted to sneeze: "Ah...ah Qi!" I shouted something bad in my heart, and two pieces of tissue paper flew out of my nostrils.
He had no time to cover his nose before he slowly fell down.
Chapter completed!