Chapter 86 Donkey Brother
Bake the big cakes and bake the big cakes. What should I do if I smile so happily?
Fang Jue was a person who had experienced it. When he heard the laughter, he knew that there must be nothing good...
No, there must be something good.
So I slowed down and tiptoed to the window and heard a man's voice inside.
The sound is very familiar,
It was one of the three passersby merchants during the day.
"Oh, you're more forceful..."
"How can I be strong when you do this? Change your posture, change your posture..."
"Are you still a man? This kind of thing makes me, a woman, exert force?"
"If you are not satisfied with food, why not eat first?"
Fang Jue licked his fingers through the window, and gently dipped it in the window paper. A small hole broke into the window paper.
Looking inside, it was indescribable.
It was both erotic and funny, and I almost couldn't help laughing out loud.
I saw the merchant wearing only a pair of long trousers and sweating all over.
The third lady also wore only a red doll and a pair of underwear, revealing her plump figure.
But, the two of them did nothing ashamed.
On the grinding surface,
There was a large stone millstone in the middle of the room, and a stove in the corner. The merchant pushed the grinding noodles, and the third lady kneaded the dough to make cakes with water. Many of the cakes had been fried and placed on one side to form several large stacks.
"Oh, I'm almost out of here, are you doing well?" Although the weather was getting colder, there was a big stove in the room and the fire was on fire. The merchant was doing heavy physical work, sweating like pulp.
Fang Jue was funny. He thought he had encountered some romantic story, but he didn't expect it to be helpful.
Of course, dressing like this to help others means that the relationship between the two is different. After helping others, everyone will definitely have fun together, but that doesn’t matter. The husband sleeps next door and doesn’t say anything.
But this is the case, it is difficult to knock on the door and ask for pancakes.
Just prepare to leave.
"It's better to find a donkey than to look for you. Look at you, you won't be able to do a little work. Have a bite of cake and then do it." The third lady rolled her eyes and took a piece of cake and handed it to the merchant.
"My good lady, what cake to eat? I'll come to you. Don't you know why?"
The merchant said with a bitter face: "You are so good. I took off my clothes, but asked me to pull the mill? I'm just trying to eat a cake with ten taels of silver. Don't push me and stop me. What do I want to eat, don't you know?"
After saying that, he hurriedly hugged the third lady and pressed on the wall.
Fang Jue was about to leave, but when he saw this scene, he would not leave. Unfortunately, he didn't bring melon seeds. It was too late to turn around and want Li Xian to buy it. Let's just watch it.
"What are you anxious about? It's easy for me, a woman, to handle these things. You pulled your pants and left, and went back to the room to sleep. Didn't I do these jobs?"
"Do it and do it again and do it again."
"I believe in you rather than believing in ghosts. OK, yes, yes, you, eat a cake first, and you have to make it so hard and be happy to have the strength to be happy."
The third lady stuffed the cake into the merchant's mouth.
The merchant was so anxious that he swallowed the cake in just a few bites, grabbed the water and poured it into several large mouthfuls, and smiled and wanted to continue.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he took a step, his legs suddenly became weak and he fell to the ground.
Then, on all fours, climbing up on the ground like an animal,
"An...An..." There was also a donkey-like cry.
"I'm so mean to go back when I don't leave. I'm really a slut. I'll just say, you're not as good as a donkey." The third lady sneered with her arms.
The merchant seemed to have really understood the words of the third lady. He crawled on the ground for a few times, and then his body began to expand. While shouting, he grew hooves, tails, and two long ears on his head...
It turned out to be a donkey!
The third lady didn't feel any surprise at all, but instead laughed, turned around, took out a set of reins from the cabinet, put them on the merchant with quick hands and feet, tied him to the millstone with a rope, took out a small whip, and whipped the man.
"An...wu..." The man turned into a donkey, with a chew in his mouth, unable to scream loudly, and was driven away by a whip, and began to pull the grinding hard.
Fang Jue's eyes widened outside the door, and his heart skipped a beat.
By transforming reality, it is a means of becoming a master or a great monster after entering the Tao.
What is the method to turn a person into a donkey? I'm afraid it's not worse than the former?
When the thought moves, the flames in my eyes light up.
Fortunately, the man who was pulling the grinding was still a human being, but it turned out to be an illusion.
Looking at the many cakes on the stove, a few of them emitted green light, which was obviously different.
It seems that the weirdness is on those pancakes.
Could it be that it is a human meat pie?
Could it be that those pancakes are the meat of the third lady’s husband? In fact, the so-called sick husband has long died, but it is just a lie?
Otherwise, how could it glow green?
I can't guess it in a while.
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"Why did Master go for so long?"
When he returned to the room, Li Xian fell asleep sleepy. Hearing the movement, he woke up and asked with his sleepy eyes.
"I saw a good show." Fang Jue blew out the lamp, sat at the table, stroking the sword in his palm,
"Then go to bed early, and you will have to hurry to go tomorrow." There was a big shop in the room, and Li Xian got up and put a quilt on the next bed.
"I won't leave tomorrow, so I will stay here for two days." Fang Jue said.
Li Xian glanced at him, yawned, shook his head, and continued to sleep in the quilt.
Fang Jue's eyes were very bright.
Something interesting.
Time passed little by little, and about two hours later, there was another movement in the yard.
Looking through the crack in the door, I saw that the merchant turned into a human again, walked out of the cake room with satisfaction, and humming a little tune happily, as if he had not noticed what had happened just now.
Of course, another possibility is not ruled out: he likes to be a donkey, and prefers to be whipped by a small whip. Anyway, there are such people in the world.
After a while, the lights in the room were turned off, and the third lady went out and turned into the bedroom.
Fang Jue waited for a while, and flipped out of the window with his sword and walked around to the back of the house where he had just made the cake. Sure enough, there was also a window. He pulled it out and closed it from the inside. So he pulled out the sword and gently followed the gap in the window and opened the window.
When I turned over and entered, the fire lit up in my eyes, and nothing unusual was seen. Only a few of the piles of cakes in the cabinet were glowing green.
Chapter completed!