5. Piglet, lose weight
"Su Yun, I'll kill you!"
Zhu Bajie was furious, and the fear of being dominated by pregnancy once again invaded his heart!
The willow forest, which originally had only cicadas, suddenly had a strong wind and a wave of air spread out on Zhu Bajie's body.
puff!
Su Yun, who had been sitting upright on the stone bench, was suddenly overturned by the wave of air. Su Yun felt a sweet throat and a mouthful of blood spurted out.
At this time, Su Yun felt for the first time that death was so close to him!
Gao Cuilan on the side was stunned. In her heart, Zhu Bajie was a fat pig walking with big ears. Even when he was in Gao Laozhuang, he was not only imprisoned in the yard, but also smiled at him.
It can be said that this is the first time she was angry when she saw Zhu Bajie!
Su Yun wiped off the blood donated from the corner of his mouth, stood up staggeringly, and then sat back on the stone bench.
"I've tried it with someone. The water of the mother and child with plum wine is definitely effective. If you kill me, just wait three days to hold a fat, fat daughter!"
"Hmph, I'll go to Po'er Cave to get the spring water of the fallen fetus spring!" After saying that, Zhu Bajie's body was flying into the air and was about to travel west.
Su Yun smiled: "Sun Wukong-conditioning Hulishan obtained the water of the fetal spring at the fetal spring. Now Ruyi Zhenxian has found a helper. If you go by yourself, you may not be able to get it!"
"Hmph, I'll go and ask Brother Monkey for help!" Zhu Bajie said in mid-air with awkward expression, covering his stomach.
Su Yun laughed: "Suspicious, I think Ruyi Zhenxian must like to see you very much. It may not be possible for you to fight at that time!"
If it were Sun Wukong, he would definitely not have talked about this with Su Yun here. He just flew to the Po'er Cave to fight Ruyi Zhenxian for hundreds of rounds.
If it was Sha Seng, he would definitely shout: Brother Monkey, it’s not good, I’ve drunk the water of the Mother and Child River again!
Then he watched Sun Wukong fly into the Po'er Cave, waiting for him to fight Ruyi Zhenxian for 300 rounds, and then he left his fate to see if Sun Wukong could send him the fallen fetus spring water back in time!
Only Zhu Bajie, who was thinking the most, saw Su Yun so calm.
"So, you have the spring water of the fallen spring!"
"Fortunately, that Ruyi Zhenxian is greedy for money, and I don't have much else but I have more money!" Su Yun coughed twice, and even gave out blood.
The pain in his abdomen was as if he was overturning, but Su Yun had a smile on his face, and he was so sad that he was very sincere.
"You are not afraid of me killing me!" Zhu Bajie asked coldly.
Su Yun nodded: "I'm afraid, but if I die, I'll die. I don't care!"
Looking at Su Yun's appearance of being inactive, Zhu Bajie finally showed a helpless expression.
"Why do you have to learn immortal methods for immortality?"
"Eternal life is just an additional condition. I want to enter the underworld!" Su Yun said his purpose, but did not hide anything from Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie was stunned and then suddenly realized: "A senior in your family has passed away!"
Su Yun nodded: "Actually, before Tang Monk accepted you as his disciples, the King of Tang sent him two guards, but they were not in the plan to travel west, and the gods and Buddhas all over the sky watched them being cooked by a few monsters..."
Speaking of this, Su Yun's expression became a bit ferocious, "I would like to ask, those two are also kind and loyal people. Escorting Tang Seng is a matter of accumulating good deeds and virtues. Just because they are not the protagonists, can they be eaten raw by monsters?"
"Is this the so-called Buddhist compassion, and Taoism that saves people and the world?"
......
Eighteen years ago.
In Chang'an City, a loud cry came from an ordinary house.
Su Yun, who had just traveled to the Journey to the West, looked at his bare butt, being held excitedly and carefully by a man, with a happy face.
"I, Su Dashan has a son!"
Su Yun, who had just passed the week, suffered from typhoid fever. Su Dashan carried Su Yun to the clinic overnight. Because there was not much silver at home, the doctor in the clinic refused to treat him. Su Dashan knelt at the entrance of the clinic all night!
Only then did the doctor seek to be kind and save Su Yun's life!
Two weeks later, Su Yun accidentally said a poem that made Su Dashan happy and spread the propaganda all over the streets.
Three weeks later, Su Dashan sold his beloved Modao in order to allow Su Yun to enter the school early and receive his enlightenment education...
Such things, one by one, are always remembered by Su Yun, who was once an orphan.
......
Zhu Bajie did not answer Su Yun’s question, but he also landed from the air.
"I want to learn the immortals and methods!"
Su Yun looked at Zhu Bajie and said word by word.
Zhu Bajie sat on the stone bench, without saying a word, and poured himself a glass of plum wine and drank it all in one go.
Gao Cuilan was stunned and shouted quickly: "You still drink!"
Zhu Bajie said indifferently: "Anyway, it's all raw. It's okay to drink one cup or two cups!"
When Su Yun's expression finally changed when he heard Zhu Bajie say this, "You would rather have a baby than teach me the immortal method?"
"It's not that he doesn't want it, it's that he doesn't dare!"
Suddenly, a faint voice rang behind Su Yun.
Su Yun suddenly turned around, and a sloppy old Taoist suddenly appeared behind Su Yun.
The old Taoist priest was wearing a dark and dirty Taoist robe, holding a tangled whisk like a rag. His hair was messy, his gray hair was combed upwards, and he tied it into a bun on his head, and then fixed it with a short wooden branch obliquely. His face was full of vicissitudes, and the skin on his face was dry and cracked, black and white. Not only was it not cleaned mud, but it was beaten and not recovered. The corners of his mouth were big, and most of the missing teeth emitted a yellow light under the fire, like a city gate that was broken by the enemy, with a few green vegetable leaves in the middle...
The old Taoist priest's daily life is definitely not very satisfactory!
Su Yun thought so.
But he didn't expect that when Zhu Bajie saw this sloppy old Taoist, he had a joyful expression on his face.
"Master!"
He rolled and crawled to the old Taoist priest, and Zhu Bajie, who had always been cheating, actually knelt on the ground.
Bang bang bang bang...
I kowtowed three times in a row, and there was no discount at all.
"Hey, it's so ugly!"
The old Taoist priest looked at Zhu Bajie with disgust and said helplessly: "Tell me, even if you are asked to join the beast path, why do you have to choose a pig? Is it just to make people interested in your white and tender fat body?"
Zhu Bajie is very sad...
Su Yun fell into silence.
There are many analyses about where Zhu Bajie comes from, but one of the most recognized ones is that Zhu Bajie should be a disciple of Taishang Laojun, which was also analyzed from the nine-toothed rake in his hands.
Could it be...
"Are you the Supreme Laojun?"
Su Yun asked carefully.
The old Taoist priest ignored Su Yun, looked at Zhu Bajie's bulging belly, and sighed: "Although I don't want to admit it, I still have to say, Xiaozhu, if you have time to lose weight, even if you are like this, the master can't help but peel it for you next time, and make it a dish!"
This is a cruel person!
Su Yun hurriedly said, "Old Taoist Master, I actually have a lot of ways to eat pork, such as stewed pork ribs, braised pork, and blood sausages. As long as you are willing, there is no problem in getting a whole pig banquet!"
"real!?"
The old Taoist priest looked at you Su Yun excitedly.
"It's even more true than pearls!"
"Little Pig..." The old Taoist priest looked at Zhu Bajie meaningfully.
"Master..." Zhu Bajie actually cried.
"Oh, forget it, I have accepted an apprentice like you over the years, so I'd better raise it again!"
The old Taoist priest sighed, looking a little disappointed.
After saying that, he waved the whisk in his right hand and a soft light shot out. Zhu Bajie's belly was not as big as before.
Zhu Bajie was overjoyed, "Thank you, Master!"
Su Yun's face changed again, and it was obvious that the old Taoist priest had cracked the effect of the mother-of-child river.
But the trump card in my hand is gone!
The old Taoist priest sat on the stone bench that Su Yun had just sat on, looking at the leftovers on the stone table with some disgust. Su Yun was so happy that he immediately clapped his hands.
A servant came immediately, removed the leftovers and served them on the table again.
Su Yun is now extremely sure that this old Taoist priest and Zhu Bajie are definitely relatives, and they look so the same when they eat.
They are all like a starving ghost reincarnated.
If it weren't for the old Taoist priest who looked no different from humans, Su Yun would think that they were father and son!
No, what if the old Taoist priest’s Taoist couple is a pig demon?
Shaking his head, Su Yun threw out this absurd idea. No one likes the pig demon...
belch!
After the meal was over, the old Taoist priest burped with a full meal.
Su Yun couldn't help asking again: "Who are you?"
"I am a Taoist Wenshi!"
Chapter completed!