Chapter 170 One thousand yuan to go to the toilet
Not only Wang Qiwu, but the two security captains' stomachs also hurt so much.
Therefore, the three of them clamped their legs together and tried their best to shrink their anus, for fear that if they accidentally break their pants, they would be so embarrassing.
Besides, there are so many beauties staring at them in front of us.
Of course, Chen Guangming, the boss of the four, is not much better.
It just so happened that he had breakfast with soy milk and bread in the morning. These things were all swollen. After this, the sourness and sourness were even worse than the other three.
Thanks to the head of the first hospital, he has deep concentration and extraordinary perseverance, and can tolerate what others cannot tolerate. Otherwise, how could he sit in the position of the dean?
He murmured silently in his heart, and if he persisted for a while, it would be only three minutes. What should he be afraid of? It would be worth it even if he went into the car after three minutes.
After these three minutes, will my position be promoted? Is it the deputy director of the Health Bureau or what position?
Looking forward to it very much!
Anyway, it only takes three minutes to pass, and the result will be worth it.
However, the pain and swelling that kept gushing out from the lower abdomen swept over and waves one after another, submerging Chen Guangming several times.
Several times, he wanted to give up.
But even gritted his teeth desperately, he refused to give up.
Even if the rectum explodes, I will not give up.
But I feel that these three minutes are as long as three thousand years.
Of course, like the other three, he had long cursed the one named Su for more than 30 generations of his ancestors.
Unexpectedly, this guy actually dug such a deep hole, letting them jump in hard, and restricting them from jumping out.
However, since the bet is formed, it is impossible to regret it.
Among these people, only Qin Guangrong's grandson did not take action. However, he had been pulled aside by Mr. Qin and became much more well-behaved. I don't know what Mr. Qin said to him.
"Everything is great. These three minutes are coming soon. You guys will just hold on for a while."
Su Yang took out his cell phone, looked at the time, and couldn't help but smile.
Of course he saw the embarrassing appearance of these four guys.
He used some tricks before, and pointed a point on the abdomen of the four people, which was to point a point on the large intestine, which prevented the circulation of qi and blood, and accelerated the decomposition and melting, forming high-pressure and high-temperature gas, which expanded and developed in the intestines.
Humph, I dare to make a bet with me, and I am still happy to thank me even if you die.
Su Yang thought disdainfully, and the smile on his face became stronger.
Of course, his words comforted Chen Guangming and the other two a little.
After all, if you persist for a while, won’t you win?
Unexpectedly, Su Yang's words completely hit each of them with another word.
"Ah, sorry, I looked at a less number. It turned out that only one minute and thirty seconds had passed, and it was still half the time. It was so good that there was still such a long time, which was enough to test your endurance."
Su Yang said with a smile and showed them the time monitor in his hand.
Suddenly, the four faces turned dark in an instant.
The originally relaxed nerves suddenly tense up, which made them feel very tired.
Especially the guy who was going to be an actor before, he began to twist his legs and rub them all over his body, trying to persevere until the last second.
He felt that the surging thing in his stomach was separated from the outside air by a layer of paper. As long as he relaxed a little, it would be like the water from the nine heavens, pouring down wildly.
Ye Zhihan, Tang Zijun and others saw Dean Chen and the other vaguely feeling something was wrong, but it was difficult to say it out.
Only Qin Guangrong had a smile on his face, which was both ridiculous, as well as pity and sympathy.
He never expected that Su Yang would use this prank to trick Chen Guangming and the other two, but just sighed and obeyed silently for them.
Only those who study medicine know what this good person will be like.
Suddenly, a loud shout sounded like thunder, "Fuck, I can't bear it anymore, just do whatever you want, this is really not something that people can tolerate."
But when he saw the security captain who wanted to be an actor, he spread his legs and rushed inside desperately.
The speed was as fast as a frightened rabbit.
But someone is faster than him.
"What do you want to do?"
Su Yang grabbed this guy and asked deliberately puzzledly.
"Well, I'm having diarrhea, I'll lend you some toilets."
The security captain said hurriedly.
I didn't even see the black faces of the two leaders Chen Guangming and Wang Qiwu.
"Don't borrow unless you pay."
Su Yang stared at him with a smile.
"How much?"
The security captain kept walking back and forth with his legs, asking impatiently.
And the sweat on his face also flowed down.
"one thousand."
Su Yang raised a finger.
As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was silent.
Everyone stared at Su Yang incredibly.
Oh my God, I just went to the bathroom, it actually costs 1,000 yuan. Are you wrong?
The security captain almost jumped up, widened his eyes, and asked in disbelief: "Yi Qian, why don't you rob money?"
"Yes, I'm just grabbing money, how about it? You can't go? Of course, if you pull it in your crotch and affect the air here, you will have to pay at least 10,000 yuan in compensation."
Su Yang said with a smile.
However, the eyes and expressions did not seem to be joking at all.
"I won't give it."
The security captain ran inside with his neck stammering.
He doesn't care about that much.
However, after just one step, he stood up in the air and flew out the door.
At the same time, a voice sounded, "Tang Long, Tang Hu, then continue to throw it out, the farther the better."
A figure flashed, Tang Long reached out and followed the unlucky security captain, and together with Tang Hu, threw him away and lay on the grass, not knowing whether he was dead or alive.
Chen Guangming's eyes were wide open and almost urinated and defecated.
He never expected that Su Yang was such a violent guy. The security guard was thrown out all the way and fell to the ground. He didn't know whether it was dead or alive.
"How is it? Can you still tolerate it? If you can't, please lend me a bathroom. Don't suck it here, otherwise it will cost 10,000 yuan per time and I will keep my word."
Su Yang is half inducing and half threatening.
Immediately another security guard said to Su Yang: "I will pay the money and let me go in and solve it first, and then I will swipe you with WeChat. Is it okay?"
"No, just brush it and go in."
Su Yang said toughly.
Chapter completed!