Chapter 895: Jokes Are Not Like That(1/2)
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In 199 AD, the fourth year of Jian'an, it was a troublesome year, because Lao Li appeared, I don't know if there were more or less things.
Yuan Shao defeated Gongsun Zan and went south to attack Cao Cao. The battle of Wancheng and the edict were almost all in this year.
The arrival of Lao Li has almost no changes except for small changes.
Shortly after Cao Cao left, Liu Bei died of illness at home. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei also died of untimely death because of avenging their brothers.
At this point, major events in the world begin to change differently.
The battle between Yuan and Cao broke out completely, and Li Sandao replaced Guan Yu and killed Yan Liang and Wen Chou.
Then the fire burned Wuchao, setting the victory in one fell swoop.
At that time, he captured Yecheng and the soldiers handed Cao Cao a letter.
Seeing the letter, Cao Cao's good mood to seize Yecheng was instantly lost.
The letter was left by Li Sandao. The general meaning is that what I can help you is here. Please help me with the maid and servant at home. Next, I plan to see the world.
In the letter, he also reminded Cao Cao that he would not rush to defeat Jiangdong in the future, but to seize Liangzhou first, then Yizhou, and finally to defeat Jiangdong in one fell swoop with the general trend.
Cao Cao immediately asked someone to find Li Sandao after receiving the letter, but he searched for him for many years, and he was never found until he was wiped out.
Let’s talk about Lao Li, let the soldiers hand over the letter to Cao Cao, and others have returned to the super god universe very barely.
Walking out of the vortex and re-exchanging bodies, everyone is no longer surprised by the demonic wings.
“Tsk…!
Look at the clothes you just now, are you still having a group of wives and concubines in the new world?”
When Li Sandao changed his body back, the queen immediately hugged her daughter and greeted him, her tone full of jokes.
“It’s so sad.
I have been guarding you for more than ten years in a world of beautiful women? Bingbing, aren’t you afraid of being dumped if you suspect that your male god is not afraid of being dumped?”
He carried the daughter who hadn't seen her father keep babbling for a day and waved her arms out of her mother's arms? Li Sandao bit the little girl's chubby face without saying a word.
The result is self-evident, and the result is naturally the giggling sound of the daughter.
"It's better to be my baby daughter. Unlike your unconscientious mother, you know how to pick on your dad when you come back."
Seeing that his daughter was still close to him, Li Sandao looked at Liang Bing proudly? The result was naturally a charming roll of eyes.
"Say? Why didn't you bring Han Cook this time travel? Is there any conspiracy? Is it guilty and dare not let me know?"
Open the portal directly from the hall and return to the sky garden. The two were nominally quarreling? But there were obviously more elements of flirting.
As soon as Li Sandao came back, he fed him a mouthful of dog food. The little devils said that they were very blue and thin.
"The three bosses are getting worse and worse. I want to go back to Kunsa now.
Isn't there a demon's wings? There is no need to watch him and the queen kiss me every day."
Seeing the portal closed? The old man Kunsa couldn't help but complain to Atto beside him with a headache.
"If you want to go back?
Have the angels and demons reconciled? If you want to go back to Kunsa, just talk to the queen.
Can Li Sandao portal ignore distance? The demon wings do not delay him from meeting the queen, I don’t think the queen will refuse.”
Hearing the words of the old brother next to him? Ato nodded in agreement.
“Hey…!
Brother Ato? Isn’t Kunsa the birthplace of our demons? I haven’t been there yet? Now that I think about it, I want to go and see it too.”
Speaking of Kunsa, the birthplace of the demons, the little demons were all in high spirits. They planned to worship their ancestral land.
In the Sky Garden, Li Sandao and Liang Bing walked out of the portal? Qian Renxue and others immediately smiled and said hello.
"Yeah, why haven't you gone out to play today?"
As the order of the earth was almost restored, Qian Renxue and his ladies finally had a place to enjoy.
It is already a rare situation like today.
"snort...!"
He snorted coldly, Qian Renxue didn't plan to deal with this bastard.
"Good intentions are like donkeys? �
While complaining in his heart, Qian Renxue grabbed the little princess who was huddled in her father's arms into her arms.
"Yiren, do you miss your mother?"
"whee...!
Sandao, if your IQ continues like this, we will be really angry!"
He blinked at Li Sandao charmingly, and the little fox pulled Liang Bing to sit beside him, and the whole family began to chat without saying a word.
"What?
You said that Hua Ye came to Earth yesterday after I left, and he was still making a fuss in the conference room of the Xiongbing Company?"
"Um.
It’s a coincidence that he appeared at the entrance of the Big Insect Bridge just after you crossed.
First, he made a big fuss about the negotiation meeting between the Xiongbing Company and the Triangle, and then ran to the North Star to have a fuss at night.
The power of the Galaxy is still not good after all, and the core of his anti-Void Sword's weapon was taken away by Hua Ye."
Speaking of Hua Ye, the few people obviously saw his strength and their faces were not relaxed.
“That’s really bloody.
But haven’t I given some data from the black hole engine to the angel?
Angel Zhixin and Ge Xiaolun were so embarrassed when they faced him, which made me a little unbelievable."
“Not surprising.
The power of the Galaxy is not developed enough, although the former Holy Right Wing belongs to the new generation of angel genes.
But Carl's data on angel genes came from her, and the Void Engine's restraint on her was naturally the most serious one.
Others make inverse retorts based on her genetic data, and there will be some differences.
Only she is the most complete data. Facing the black hole engine, that little girl is definitely the one who is most restrained."
Seeing Li Sandao frowning and thinking, Liang Bing explained to him the most serious reason why Angel Zhixin was restrained.
"Oh...! Yes, too." After Liang Bing explained, Lao Li vaguely remembered that Carl's data on angel genes did come from Angel Zhixin.
To deal with others, the Styx version of the Void Engine Black Hole may not be so targeted. To deal with Angel Zhixin, it is definitely a right medicine and completely restrain her.
"So, can I perfectly restrain that little speaker number 3?"
Lying lazily on the sofa, Li Sandao showed a bad expression on his face and murmured.
The number one little trumpet demon Abang can beat him if he has nothing to do.
The second-digit little horn Cook, as long as she doesn't take her to travel through time, she can basically ignore it.
If you want to say which little speaker is the most troublesome to Lao Li, it must be Angel Zhixin No. 3.
First she is a girl, and then Zhao Xin’s girlfriend, who belongs to a friend’s wife, which makes Lao Li unable to beat or scold him.
The most annoying thing is that most of my activities are on Earth.
Once there is any change in the earth, she still can't escape her eyes.
A girl who takes the imperial edict of her wife and blatantly reports will be a ghost if she doesn’t have a headache.
Seeing that Li Sandao's flickering eyes when he learned that he could perfectly restrain the Angel Zhixin, Liang Bing was thinking at first, and then seemed to guess his thoughts and couldn't help but smile: "Is it because of the little girl's complaints several times, why are you worried about how to deal with her?"
Seeing Li Sandao nodding, Liang Bing's dark eyes rolled around and had an idea. He immediately smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'll give you an idea.
You don't have both hands that modify your body.
If you really want to deal with that little girl movie, you can become Hua Ye yourself.
Then......!"
Angel Zhixin is Hexi's student, and Liang Bing has been upset for a long time when she sees her.
What's more, she was a nail buried in the earth by Angel Yan, who kept reporting her male god's dynamics to her, making the queen want to deal with her.
Because Li Sandao's feelings need to be considered, Liang Bing knew that he could not do it himself.
But today, seeing the male god's resentment looks very deep, it gave her a chance to make a fool of herself.
Hearing Liang Bing say his ideas slowly, Bibidong and others felt cold hands and feet, and looked at her in disbelief.
This idea doesn't hurt people, but if one is not done properly, it will ruin a girl's life.
"Bingbing, this idea is absolutely not good. I can't do such a thing.
To be continued...