Chapter 219 God's Logic! Ghosts and Animals Fight the Landlord
"I won thirty-two studs at night. No matter how I played, I won. In the end, I didn't even turn over the trump card. I just beat him to death! What can I do? I'm very desperate too!" Lu Ziqiao's face was not as happy as winning money, but he looked sad.
Thinking about it, he was not that bad. This time Guan Gu Shenqi went bankrupt, and he really wanted to help him, but Guan Gu Shenqi is masculine and has a strong sense of self-esteem and always wants to commit suicide by separating himself. Lu Ziqiao couldn't help openly, so he wanted to lose money by relying on the cards. That's right, Guan Gu Shenqi's decay god possessed him, and he never won a single game in thirty-two games!
Yang Jian shrugged helplessly in this regard.
People’s luck is illusory, and even immortals cannot control it. This is the so-called opportunity.
Chen Meijia glared at Lu Ziqiao fiercely, pulled Guan Gu, who was dejected and said miraculously: "Guan Gu, don't listen to him! I haven't cried until dawn all night. We were not lucky yesterday, but today we will definitely win!"
Yang Jian raised his eyebrows when he heard this. What's wrong with Chen Meijia, who is usually cute, but when it comes to being clever, he still has some tricks. Of course, most of the time, his intelligence is mistaken for cleverness.
"Okay! Let's start!" Guan Gu shouted in that bad Chinese, as if he was about to go to the battlefield.
Chen Meijia finally relaxed her face, found a brand new deck of playing cards to disassemble it, and while shuffling the cards, she asked the three men: "What do you like to play with in your daily life?"
When Yang Jian heard this, he waved his hand and said, "I'll forget it. Come here to eat something. My boss will summon you later and you will have to go out."
"That's it, that's OK, Erlang abstained." Chen Meijia waved her hand, and this time she skipped Lu Ziqiao and asked Guan Gu Shenqi: "Guan Gujun, what do you like to play in your daily life?"
Guan Gu Shenqi thought about it. He used to be devoted to drawing comics and had no hobbies about them. So he honestly shook his head and said, "No one particularly likes it."
"No?!" Chen Meijia's eyes flashed, and her little head quickly turned away, and she thought about it.
Guan Gujun is now in bad luck, and he will definitely lose his serious bet. If not, he must let him win!
Have it!
When Yang Jian saw her cute eyes rolling, he knew that she had an idea.
Sure enough, she asked Guan Gu Shenqi seriously: "We won't play Sao today, Guan Gu Jun, have you ever played Texas Hold'em?"
"Have you played." Guan Gu nodded honestly and replied.
Chen Meijia frowned and asked again: "It's blackjack!"
“I’ve played it too.”
"Damn!" Hearing this, Chen Meijia roared patiently: "What should I do? I don't know what other gambling methods are there! Do you want to tell him about Landlord?...Yes! Landlord!"
Thinking of this, Chen Meijia had big eyes and gritted her teeth and asked, "Where is the Landlord?"
"Uh..." Guan Gu Shenqi was really shocked by her expression. Although she didn't understand why she seemed to have murderous aura, she still honestly shook her head and replied: "Doudizhu? I've never heard of it..."
"Okay!! Let's just play Landlord!" Chen Meijia almost rushed to make the decision, and at the same time she felt relieved: "It's okay, fortunately, if Guan Gu has played this, how could he fool him today?"
Well, Chen Meijia still had the same idea as the original work, and used Guan Gu Shenqi's convenience to not understand the rules of fighting Landlords, which not only deceived Guan Gu Shenqi, but also made Lu Ziqiao, who cooperated with her, completely convinced.
As if he was afraid that Guan Gu Shenqi would regret it, Chen Meijia quickly started to deal cards at Guan Gu Shenqi's stall, and explained: "Which Landlord is a very popular way to play cards in our country..."
"Honey? What does this have to do with honey?" Guan Gu interrupted Chen Meijia with a confused look on his face.
Lu Ziqiao had long been helpless and impatient by Chen Meijia's completely ignoring him, so he explained with a bitter face: "It's popular, not honey, but popular, it's very popular."
"Suoga!" Guan Gu nodded in a miraculous way, indicating that he understood.
Chen Meijia was so happy to explain this, and continued to explain the rules of Doudizhu: "Doudizhu is composed of three players, and one person is the landlord in each sentence, and the other two people automatically unite to fight him. The winner is the one who escapes the card first. Do you understand?"
Guan Gu Shenqi kept nodding, but looked confused and looked at Chen Meijia desperately: "I don't understand at all!"
When Chen Meijia heard this, her eyes narrowed into a slit: "What you want is that you don't understand!"
But you can't show any idea in your mind. You waved your hand and said, "Let's do it! First, let's play the cards and spread them out. In this way, you can quickly understand the rules of the game!"
"Okay...good..." Guan Gu Shenqi nodded like a chicken pecking at rice when he heard this.
"Do it!" Chen Meijia's heart clenched her fist and clenched her chest hard. The full sense of accomplishment almost drowns her and jumps out of her mind and cheers. Fortunately, she finally held it back.
Yang Jian watched the whole way, and was quite looking forward to the next classic scene.
Ghosts and animals fight against the landlord.
He almost laughed at this episode!
The three of them picked up the cards. Guan Gu Shenqi had just unfolded. Even though they didn't understand the rules of Landlord, their faces looked desperate.
"I'm sure I'll lose again!" He spread the cards open on the coffee table in a miserable and desperate manner, and stood up and untied his belt.
"Oh!?What are you doing?!" Chen Meijia's eyes widened. To be honest, she had actually been coveting Guan Gu's magical body for a long time. If she changed the place and the time point, she would probably take the initiative and actively help him get rid of it.
But now the situation is obviously wrong!
Guan Gu Shenqi's hand untied from his belt was grabbed by her, and she was not very easy to struggle for a while, so she had to explain with a sad face: "What else can I do? The promised bet is my crotch pants!"
"Uh..." This made the other three people in the room stunned.
Yang Jian and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other and clearly saw the expression in each other's eyes as if saying, "Low! Is this considered bullying a child?"
Chen Meijia looked helpless, her big eyes turned around for a few times, and suddenly a flash of light flashed away. She slapped the coffee table and said exaggeratedly: "Oh! Guan Gujun, you were wrong!"
"I'm wrong?" Guan Gu Shenqi was stunned again and asked, "Why am I wrong? My cards are the biggest pair of A, and the others don't even have a 'old grandpa'. Isn't it still a sure loss?"
The so-called "old man" is j, q, k. Yang Jian didn't pay attention just now, which made him laugh immediately after hearing his words.
It’s true that Guan Gu Shenqi is so insane. He clapped his hands and was covered with small cards, the maximum was 10.1, and then there was a pair of a. The small cards were not coherent. They either had a few pairs or a few cards in a row.
"Wow...Meijia, just this card, I'll take it apart and beat him to death!" Lu Ziqiao also smiled, spread the cards in his hand on the coffee table, and shook his head helplessly.
Chen Meijia and Guan Gu Shenqi looked at Lu Ziqiao's card with one hand, four, two or two kings. If it was normal, he would definitely win no matter how he played!
Seeing this, Chen Meijia looked confused and felt that the plan could not keep up with the changes. Her mind couldn't help but fluctuate, but it also began to spin rapidly.
Guan Gu Shenqi was even more direct. He lowered his head and said dejectedly: "Look, I'll say I'm sure you lose!"
After saying that, he stood up again to take off his belt and take off his crotch pants.
"Ah!" At this time, Chen Meijia screamed and scared the three men in the room. Unprepared, Yang Jian almost spit out with a mouthful of milk in his mouth. Although he choked back in time, his face turned red and his neck was thick.
Guan Gu Shenqi and Lu Ziqiao looked at her with a suspicion. Lu Ziqiao's face was even more confused, and he thought to himself: "Old sister, it's fine if Guan Gu doesn't understand the rules, but you understand! The outcome of these two decks of cards can be determined at a glance. What are you yelling? Can you win him?'
However, the fact is that Chen Meijia's yell has created a love apartment-style landlord, which has also convinced Lu Ziqiao of Chen Meijia for the first time.
"Dark! Hidden! Kill! A chance!" Chen Meijia ignored Lu Ziqiao, but shook Guan Gu's magical arm with excitement.
"Ah!?" Lu Ziqiao was even more confused. Looking at Chen Meijia was like looking at aliens.
Guan Gu Shenqi's immature Chinese foundation revealed its disadvantages at this moment: "Kill chickens? I will eat vegetarian food in the future, so I won't kill chickens!"
When Chen Meijia heard this, she rolled her eyes in her heart, but she was still excited on the surface and said, "Guan Gujun! This is a peerless and good deed!"
When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he saw that his face was pounding and his lips were squirming. He wanted to ask her if there were stones in her mind. Just Guan Gu Shenqi's card or a peerless good card? It's right?
The same idea as him was about Gu Shenqi. He said in disbelief: "I can't do it? My biggest one is a pair of a. Other cards either even split the orders or in pairs. The single cards are pitifully small. How could this be a peerless good card?"
Chen Meijia is full of bitterness at this moment. How can he fool such a bad card to win? How many brain cells will he die?
At this moment, she even worried that her brain cells, which were not many, would become extinct?
But the arrow was on the string and had to fire it. He slapped the coffee table and said firmly: "Guan Gujun, please look at it, let's try it!"
"Oh~~" Guan Gu Shenqi nodded without any confidence.
Lu Ziqiao snorted coldly and asked with a smile: "Meijia, how do I play this card?"
The implication is that I clearly have won, but our goal is to lose. How can I fight?
This is also what Chen Meijia is worried about. Even Lu Ziqiao, who had a good deck of cards, lost his face and said gritting his teeth: "Of course, we should start with the youngest!"
"Go! Okay! Let's fight first." Lu Ziqiao shrugged indifferently, pulled out three old ks and threw them out: "Three ks."
Chen Meijia opened her mouth with a small mouth, as if she wanted to cut him into pieces, and bit her back teeth and asked, "Are you sure this is your smallest card?"
"This is my smallest card." Lu Ziqiao leaned against the back of the sofa as if he was not afraid of boiling water. He looked like he was not afraid of burning water. He looked like he was so arrogant that he could do anything to me.
Well, he just wants Chen Meijia to recognize the facts so as not to waste time, otherwise there will be many cards smaller than three k in his hand, such as a slightly worse pair of qs and a string of consecutive cards.
But then again, when Guan Gu Shenqi and Chen Meijia tied up the cards in their hands and played them all, his chain of cards was actually considered a big card.
"You!..." Chen Meijia almost jumped up and kicked his slutty face a few times, but looked at Guan Gu Shenqi who was looking at him as eagerly as a pug, trying to suppress his anger, laughed disdainfully, and said, "Is this a shame to use such a small card?! Isn't this clear release? Hahaha..."
"Mijia..." Guan Gu pointed at the three old ks with little confidence and asked, "K should be very big, right?"
Chen Meijia paused when she heard this, then stammered her neck and said, "We have our rules..."
Speaking of this, he had another meal. His eyes turned twice, and then he flashed agilely, and he smiled with a complacent look on his face and explained: "As the saying goes, an old man carries water to drink, two old men carry water to drink, and three old men have no water to drink, so, three old men like the three old k are the smallest cards in Doudizhu!"
"Puff!" Even though she had known the plot, Yang Jian couldn't help but spray the milk from her mouth after listening to her explanation.
Lu Ziqiao was even more stunned and stunned. She didn't expect that she had the ability to lie with her eyes open! And she could even tell such a magical logic!
"Really?!" Guan Gu Shenqi looked novel and joyful, and couldn't help but feel excited: "Then see how I should fight?"
Chen Meijia smiled casually and said, "You can come out casually, you are older than him anyway! You are like this..." As she said that, she drew three threes from Guan Gu's magical card and patted the old k, and said proudly: "Three threes, you'll be so big!"
"Three, three, three k?!" Lu Ziqiao couldn't accept it, and felt it was not good. But after seeing Chen Meijia's eyes, she still smiled far-fetchedly and nodded humiliatingly: "Okay, it's this rule..." She closed her eyes and said with a helpless look on her conscience, "Big! Three, three!"
"Hmph!" Chen Meijia smiled proudly and said happily: "Come on, Qiao, let's go!"
When Lu Ziqiao heard this, his little temper came back, he pulled out a handful of flush flowers and threw it on the coffee table, looking at Chen Meijia as if he was watching the show, and smiled and said, "Meijia, then look at my straight look?"
Guan Gu Shenqi opened his mouth wide and looked at the card in his hand at a loss. He asked, "How to play this...?"
Chen Meijia blinked her big eyes twice, stared in a daze, then waved her hand and said, "It's okay! It's still a small card! You're like this..."
As he said that, he pulled four cards of different colors from Guan Gu Shenqi and threw them down. At the same time, he explained to Guan Gu Shenqi in amazement: "He is already a smooth flower together? It's no big deal! Look at our cards, red peaches, spades, grass flowers, and square pieces, all of which are different. Do you know what this is called?"
After asking, before Guan Gu could react, he shouted with angrily: "The bar head is blooming!! The colorful and colorful are always better than him!?"
"Puff~~~" Yang Jian squirted again.
This scene is worthy of being a classic joke, and Chen Meijia's magic logic is worthy of being a ghost logic that created a poker style.
However, Lu Ziqiao was so excited that he couldn't help but breathe evenly.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!