Chapter 986: Absenteeism
Of course, he is not a soft persimmon, and his network is also extremely large.
Not to mention anything else, although the big figures in the capital are not people in the cultivation world, they are all people in China who will have earthquakes if they stomp their feet. If Wu Mingxiang asks for help, it is naturally no problem to get out of this academy!
But he can't afford to lose that person. He has to bother others with such a small matter, and he is not your nanny.
"Okay, since you can't bear to leave me, then I won't leave!" Wu Ming suddenly burst into laughter.
Yun Feifei and Chuchu both rolled their eyes.
"Okay, don't be so stinking. We have not eaten yet. Hurry up and cook for us!" Chuchu said angrily.
Unexpectedly, Wang Jie jumped off the bed with a flutter.
"Two beauties, my dream since I was a child is to be a chef, so I can cook since I was five years old. How about I cook breakfast for you?" Wang Jie said with a smile.
"Is that so? Do you want to be a cook?" Yun Feifei suddenly asked.
Wang Jie's head was like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Okay, I happened to have some relationship with the vice president. I told her to let her erase your memory and let you go out and be a chef!" Yun Feifei said.
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Wang Jie was immediately frightened, "Well, I'm just kidding. I'm going to go out to practice swords, so I won't be with you anymore!"
After saying that, he jumped out of the window with his sword in his arms.
Seeing this, the few people laughed.
"Let's go, we're still hungry!" Chuchu pouted in dissatisfaction!
Wu Ming shook his head, "Let's go, two aunts, I'll serve you here!"
Chuchu raised her chest, "That's right, if you can't serve us well, then you'll have to do it!"
Wu Mingzhe laughed, "Don't worry, you two, you have strong abilities, and you can ensure that you can serve them comfortably!"
Suddenly, Chuchu and Yun Feifei frowned, and Wu Ming's words changed a little.
"Hmph, you're not fighting for three days, and you're going to the room to remove the tiles. It seems that I'm going to repair you!" After saying that, Yun Feifei pulled out the sword and stabbed Wu Ming!
Wu Ming immediately widened his eyes, "Murder your husband!"
After saying that, he jumped out of the window with quick hands and feet and actually used light skills!
Chuchu immediately burst into laughter.
Wu Ming was looking back happily in the air, and suddenly felt something was wrong below. When he lowered his head, he saw Wang Jie smiling at him with malicious intentions.
Moreover, this kid is holding a sword in his hand!
"I haven't avoided it yet. If your sword hurts me, you will be better!" Wu Ming roared in the air.
Wang Jie didn't care at all, "Brothers are brothers, you can't miss the opportunity to show off in front of Miss Yun!"
After saying that, he also stabbed Wu Ming, but he couldn't jump that high, but aimed at Wu Ming below. Wu Ming's nose almost turned crooked!
He looked around and fortunately there was a big tree, thanks to his great light skills. Otherwise, it would be not so easy to jump onto the tree without a foothold in this air.
But he became much lighter, and his body turned at an incredible angle and immediately hugged the uncle.
Yun Feifei, who was chasing behind, immediately widened her eyes. Even if she was in the air, she could not do this, but went directly to the bottom.
Seeing this scene, Wu Ming whistled up to the sky, "Wang Jie, you fence-skinned man!"
With a roar, the Qi-control technique caught off guard and then attacked.
Wang Jie was aiming at that time. Seeing Wu Ming's posture, his face immediately changed, but it was too late to avoid it.
With a loud bang, Wang Jie was beaten and another dog was eaten!
"Wu Ming, I'm not finished with you, you knocked off my contact lenses again!" Wang Jie kept scratching and pulling on the ground.
Wu Ming laughed again, "This is the fate of a fictional squad, I won't thank you!"
He exerted force on his feet and then he ran through the woods.
"Sister Yun, don't scare him. Scare him away. Our breakfast is not settled!" Chu Chu came to Yun Feifei at this time and said.
Yun Feifei looked at her with a smile, "What? Do you feel distressed?"
Chu Chu was stunned for a moment and immediately shook her head, "Sister Yun, what are you saying? You should beat him to death. Who would feel sorry for him!"
Yun Feifei continued to stare at her, "Who asked someone to find clothes that day, and who asked someone to massage?"
Chuchu immediately widened her eyes, "Sister Yun, how did you know these?"
Yun Feifei laughed, "I don't know if I want to miss people!"
Speaking of this, she felt something was wrong. After all, how Chuchu and Wu Ming were like, it had nothing to do with her.
"I mean, you should calm down in the future, close the door and do something else!" she suddenly said.
Chu Chu showed a sudden enlightenment expression, "Wu Ming is so stupid that he doesn't close the door when doing such things. Don't worry, Sister Yun, I will definitely let him close the door next time!"
Yun Feifei widened her eyes. There is another time!
Chuchu also realized that she had said it was wrong and her face turned slightly red.
"Sister Yun, look at where that annoying guy has gone. I'm so hungry. Since I took his medicinal food, nothing I tasted. Do you think he has given medicine here?" Chuchu asked in confusion.
Yun Feifei looked at her angrily, "Can he need to drug him against you? You just don't have to do it, you'll just bury it into his arms!"
After hearing this, Chuchu also laughed, "Of course I don't need it, but maybe his target is Sister Yun. You should be careful!"
Yun Feifei glared at him and said domineeringly: "If he dares, I will cut him down!"
Hearing this, Chuchu felt a chill, thinking that Wu Ming must not be blind and provoke Yun Feifei.
The two girls were having sex and they arrived at the dormitory.
There was no class this morning, so the two of them were not in a hurry.
As soon as they walked to the door of the dormitory, they asked about a fragrance coming from the shop. Suddenly, the two of them smiled. Unexpectedly, Wu Ming came to the dormitory to make medicinal food for them.
"Oh, what's so fragrant? I smelled it from the first floor and I just followed the smell!" The dormitory guard's aunt actually walked over from a distance. She couldn't hear the sound of a woman.
Of course, she looks even less like a woman. If she hadn’t had a few feminine characteristics, she would have thought she was a middle-aged strong man from a distance.
"Hello Auntie!" Yun Feifei and Chuchu shouted sweetly immediately.
"Haha, you two little guys don't have to be so polite. You guys will like you two. They are much better than other students, especially those caught at night, which is so angry!" The dormitory master muttered in dissatisfaction.
The two women then remembered Lei Hao and Zhou Tian.
"Auntie, how did you do those people?" Yun Feifei asked curiously.
The dormitory manager laughed, "What can I do? Of course, I asked them to serve me, pinch my body, etc."
For some reason, after hearing this, Yun Feifei and Chuchu both had a creepy feeling.
"Oh, I won't talk to you two anymore. The fragrance is too strong. I want to go and see what it tastes good!" The dormitory manager's saliva was about to flow down.
"Auntie, stop looking for it, the smell is from our room. Today we will treat you to a big meal!" Yun Feifei smiled.
She knew the real origin of the dormitory manager aunt, and was no worse than those teachers. If it weren't for her own reasons, she might have a higher status than the old monster Song.
Even now, treatment and rights have not been reduced.
Not many people know that the dormitory manager is also involved in the management and decision-making of the academy.
Hearing Yun Feifei's words, the dormitory manager's eyes immediately turned green and rubbed his hands.
"Then the relationship is good, take me there quickly!"
Chuchu was speechless. The dormitory manager only thought about eating, but didn't ask why it tasted so good? Who is in the room?
Moreover, Chuchu was a little confused. Even if the fragrance was strong, it would definitely not be smelled on the first floor. After all, the airtightness of this room is still good, and I don’t know how the dormitory aunt’s nose grows.
Wu Ming is becoming more and more comfortable when making medicinal food. Just like cooking, it doesn’t take much effort and there is almost no time to fail.
After all, the medicinal food has a relatively rough requirement for spiritual power, so the formula is particularly important.
At this moment, the dormitory door opened.
"Haha, I'm so hungry!" Wu Ming said directly without even replying.
Then, he felt a strong wind blowing behind him, and he was shocked. Could it be that someone was attacking him?
However, before he could turn around, he felt a lighter under his feet and he was actually picked up!
He was sure that neither Chuchu nor Yun Feifei could do this!
It is possible for Fu Hongling and Ma Tianshu, but Wu Ming is still familiar with the taste on them, and it is not at all!
Moreover, why is this smell so strange? It has the smell of smoke, the smell of snow cream, and the smell of alcohol. Is this a man or a woman?
Soon, he saw a face that would never forget him.
With a slight stubble, the fat face was as if it was being beaten up by someone, Yes, my eyes narrowed, Oh, it wasn't squinting, that's what it was!
Suddenly, Wu Ming widened his eyes. Isn’t this the dormitory manager aunt?
"Wow, it turned out to be medicinal food, it's so good!"
The aunt ignored him at all, but threw him out directly!
It was a bang, but fortunately he fell on the bed, but this also made him fall.
The dormitory master is really born with divine power!
The next moment, the aunt didn't care whether it was hot or not, and took a spoon and started eating it in big mouthfuls.
Seeing this eating behavior, Chuchu and Yun Feifei were so hungry that they were not very hungry.
As for Wu Ming, his stomach was churning.
Chapter completed!