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Chapter 3 Fart Thunder

"Fart ball?" Ye Chen was stunned!

The most important thing is that he feels that he can launch them!

I turned my head and looked around. There was no one around, only a few people on the playground were still playing ball.

"Try put one first!"

bu!!!

This time there was a melodious sound!

"I'll go!"

Where Ye Chen aimed at the ball, the flower branches broke and the soil flew!

"This time, it doesn't seem to have such a big smell? It should be that the soil absorbed most of it!"

"Mother of the Earth, so great!" Ye Chen couldn't help but exclaim!

"How do I feel that I can detonate regularly? Can I also control the sound effects?" Ye Chen was puzzled.

"You'll know if you try again!"

Another coquettish turn!

Bo!

This time, the sound is extremely low and inaudible!

Ordinary people can't feel it at all! They can't see it! However, Ye Chen knew that the butt ball was out of the bore... Ugh, no, after it came out of the anus, it flew out and moved quickly towards the established target!

It's about to enter the soil!

"Explode!" Ye Chen thought to himself!

bu!

Ye Chen felt that the butt ball spread out like fireworks and was everywhere!

"I escape!" Ye Chen was much smarter this time, and he escaped directly before the breath had spread here!

"How come this is a fart ball? It's a fart ball! There are three shots left, so save some use! Hehe..."

...

Finally arrived in the class!

This section is mathematics.

The math teacher is already teaching in the classroom!

"Why are you back?" Mathematics teacher Zhang Yan asked Ye Chen.

"I……"

"Do you want to say that you went to the toilet and have a stomachache?" Teacher Zhang sneered on his face.

"This..." Ye Chen was speechless. He really wanted to say this. In fact, this situation was very consistent with his own situation. He was indeed having a stomachache, but the teacher had really used this reason so he had long since lost his belief!

"No need to explain. When I first entered the classroom, I saw that you are among the people playing basketball on the playground? The college entrance examination is about to be in, and you still have the intention to play basketball there. Your heart is so big! Let's stand there first to reflect!" Teacher Zhang said angrily.

Then, continue the lecture!

Two minutes later, someone came in from outside again!

Gao Jianwen!

Ye Chen could see clearly just now that this kid is the one who plays on the playground!

"Gao Jianwen, why are you back so late?"

Gao Jianwen covered his stomach slightly with his hands: "Teacher, I just had a stomachache."

"Come in! The college entrance examination is coming soon, you have to pay attention to your health! Do you know?" Teacher Zhang said.

Seeing this situation, Ye Chen was speechless!

If you study well, you will be favored!

It was clearly this guy who came back late from playing ball on the playground, and the teacher believed him lying, but he told the truth, but the teacher didn’t believe him!

"Everyone opens the test paper and the penultimate question. Although this is the penultimate question, in the teacher's opinion, it is more difficult than the penultimate question and can be regarded as a well-deserved finale question! This time, in the third grade of high school, only sixteen students in the thirteen classes, and our class only takes up two!" When Teacher Zhang said this, he couldn't hide his pride on his face!

"That's Li Zixuan and Gao Jianwen!"

"Who would like to come up and tell the students about this question for you two?" Teacher Zhang asked to them.

After the teacher said this, all the male students looked at Li Zixuan and all the female students looked at Gao Jianwen!

"Teacher, let me tell you!" Gao Jianwen said.

"Okay! Then you can do it!" Teacher Zhang said with a smile.

Gao Jianwen walked up there, and many female classmates had stars in their eyes!

"Tsk! This kid likes to show off!" Many male classmates were angry!

Gao Jianwen walked up to it, picked up the chalk and started explaining!

"This question is the last question of the college entrance examination math problem in Mingzhu City last year. The questioner integrated it on the original basis and cleverly combined the knowledge points of analytical geometry in advanced geometry. The breakthrough point is in this analytical geometry..."

Gao Jianwen talked happily, confident and calmly!

Many female classmates were a little stunned!

Gao Jianwen obviously enjoyed this feeling!

"Students, do you understand?"

"I understand! I understand! I'm so good!"

Many female classmates were there to admire!

"Ye Chen, do you understand?" Gao Jianwen asked Ye Chen condescendingly like a winner at this time.

"No need to ask, he definitely doesn't understand!"

"If he can understand, everyone in our class will be the top scorer in the college entrance examination!"

Several classmates who were walking close to Gao Jianwen were ridiculing him there.

This made Ye Chen very angry!

This kid pretends to be so arrogant, but he actually wants to step on himself?

"Actually, there is another way to do this question!" Gao Jianwen said confidently.

"What? There is another way? There are less than twenty people in the school who can solve this problem, and he actually has two ways!"

"So amazing!" said some girls.

"Ye Chen, listen this time, I'll tell you another method! I hope you can understand!" Gao Jianwen said to Ye Chen.

"Cao, I'm addicted to pretending, right?" Ye Chen complained in his heart!

He knew that this kid was definitely not so kind, and he was making a fool of himself in public!

"This method is a bit tricky, using the knowledge points of higher mathematics in colleges. Although it is university knowledge, it will not be prohibited during the college entrance examination and is encouraged to use it!"

"Wow! He can do the knowledge of college!"

"So amazing!"

A group of girls are crazy again!

Even Teacher Zhang Yan nodded!

Gao Jianwen stood on it, his face full of satisfaction!

"It's this formula. Using this formula can save the cumbersome calculation process and directly get the results we want!" Gao Jianwen wrote the formula on it, especially at the end, and made a large swing on his gesture, which looked chic and elegant, with a long aftertaste!

It's simply awesome!

Everyone was stunned!

Even the boys Bao Wensheng were very displeased, but they still had to admit that this pussy was pretending to be full marks!

When Gao Jianwen enjoys the admiration of everyone!

bu!!!!!!!!!

A long voice sounded behind Gao Jianwen, as if he was blowing a trombone and leaving!

Suddenly, the whole class became quiet!

Then everyone reacted!

The few classmates in front of me who had a good relationship with Gao Jianwen all tried hard to hold back their smiles, and their faces were almost red!

The people sitting behind are extremely wild!

"Hahaha……"

"I'm wondering why the last 3 I wrote was so long. It turned out to be a stimulus for this fart!"
Chapter completed!
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