Chapter 649
Teacher Zhou nodded vigorously: "Give it to you, I will never dare to ask for these things again!"
The statues of gods should never be placed randomly. Even if they are not possessed by strange things, the random arrangement will cause bad things.
There are some considerations in the position of God. If you want to invite God at home, you must be pious and mentally prepared.
Like my family, there are so many gods, kowtowing twice in the morning and evening, and three incense sticks in the morning and evening, and the shrine platform is almost spotless.
Old Man Chen’s daily task is to kowtow and burn incense, and wipe the shrine platform and legs clean.
Although gods are compassionate, they do not mean compassion without bottom line. If a family who does not understand anything and has no taboos, it is better not to place statues of gods.
It is better not to worship gods than to worship gods randomly.
"Master, what happened just now? Why is there a voice?" Teacher Zhou asked.
“…I have dealt with what is hiding here.”
Tanlang used talisman paper to wrap those black teeth, and we took this statue home.
At this time, the lights were already on, and Tianlang rubbed his stomach and said, "Uncle Master, I'm hungry."
"I'll go home soon."
"Who cooks at home?"
Um?
I was stunned for a moment. I was on vacation for Old Man Chen. My dad had to make do with the food I cooked. Grandma wanted to see the baby had no time to cook. How could the dirty old lady cook when she was old? No one could cook except me...
"Sorry takeout, what do you want to eat?" I took out my cell phone to see.
There were several messages on my phone, which were sent by my brother to ask about my situation. He thought I was still working and didn't want to call to disturb me.
I really don’t know what he is so active in doing. It’s just a wooden statue of a birthday star. What did he use for?
When the delivery guy delivered food to our house, he asked me: "You have many beauties?"
"...what does it have to do with you?"
"The first time I delivered food, I saw ten boxes of rice."
I embarrassedly ordered a five-star review for him. These ten boxes of rice, at least four boxes were from Tianlang.
He eats a lot but is not fat! It's really irritating...
I saw that the old lady was going to bed early, and then told Tianlang to check the school supplies. Grandma and the two babies went to bed early, so I went to take a shower.
I'm so tired. I can't open my eyes when taking a shower. What's going on?
Is the pregnancy reaction so obvious?
I raised my hand and looked at the blood jade ring. After several days of "working", the bloody floes inside the ring had already solidified. It was almost time. Today should be the last day, right?
The temperature in the bathroom suddenly dropped several degrees. I calmly reached out and twisted the water and complained: "Just wait for me outside. The weather is so cold now, you can go to warm the quilt first..."
Jiang Qiyun sneered: "After one pregnancy, you have been stupid for three years. Are you stupid? Am I going to warm the quilt?"
OK...I'm stupid.
"Mu Xiaoqiao, are you very idle?" Jiang Qiyun held his arms and leaned against the sink and stared at me.
Well, this is a bit embarrassing, okay, I still have bubbles on my body.
I pulled the shower curtain a little, looked at him and asked, "What's wrong, Lord Emperor, what am I doing wrong?"
"...If you are very idle, go to the underworld to help me stamp it. What the hell are you going to catch? Are you bored? You still need to do such a small thing?" Jiang Qiyun said with some dissatisfaction.
"It's just a simple task. I didn't want to care about it, but my brother wanted it very much when he saw this thing, so I went to deal with it and moved the thing back!" I quickly washed my hair and explained to him.
"What?"
"I don't know what my brother is coming for the statue of an old birthday star... I put it in a peach wood box!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Qiyun disappeared. He must have gone to see the statue.
Sure enough, as soon as I came out, I saw him exorcising evil spirits to this statue.
"This is a carved locust wood." Jiang Qiyun glanced at me.
“Is there any particularity?”
He smiled and said, "Of course... there are many materials for the statue of gods, but Taoism especially likes wood. Wood is the main source of hair growth, longevity, and spirituality... but he does not know how to use locust wood."
I understand this, are locust trees, wood ghosts, Taoism and common witches believe that locust trees have strong yin energy.
"What material is usually made of?" I asked curiously.
"Golden nanmu, purple-leaf sandalwood, agarwood, camphor tree..." He smiled and put the statue back into the peach wood box.
"I know what Mu Yunfan wants to do this thing." He smiled and sat next to me: "This base is quite old, it should be thousands of years. There are two stars of blessing and fortune in your family. If you gather three stars to offer a fortune, the value will be even higher."
...My brother, a little profiteer, really doesn't miss a little mosquito meat!
Within a few days, my brother hurried back.
I looked behind him in wonder, and he was the only one!
"Why are you back alone? Where is Yan Qin? Why doesn't she come back with you?" I asked with a frown.
"She has to go home so that her mother will not think that I have abducted her baby daughter... Besides, I'm going to come back and decorate it."
Layout?
"Did you arrange a bridal chamber?" I asked.
My brother almost squirted blood and glared at me and said, "Do you think everyone is as natural as you and your husband? I am a mortal! You have to follow the steps!"
"Then what are you doing..." I asked with my head tilted.
"Of course...proposal! Damn! Her family has so many rules! She has to propose first, then go to the imperial capital to hold an engagement banquet before allowing her to get the marriage certificate with me, and then set a time to hold a "low-key" banquet!" My brother scratched his head and said helplessly: "I really want to kill someone and take her to elope... I'm so troublesome!"
puff……
"Satisfied! I'm so kind-hearted that I didn't want you to be a son-in-law... Is there anything I need my help?" I was eager to rub my hands.
My brother reached out and grabbed my wrist, stared at the ring on my hand and looked at it: "Ancestor, the Chilong has been formed, so I'll help you? You'll help me well in your fetus and health care!"
I couldn't suppress my excitement and said excitedly: "When are you planning to propose? When will you take wedding photos?"
My brother was worried when he heard me ask, holding his head with a headache: "It's really troublesome to get married, so I said, it's better to be single!"
I was shocked, don't regret this guy, right?
It’s impossible, Lin Yanqin’s relationship with him is so stable. Both of them are quite low-key on the surface, but who knows how to get tired of it in private?
My brother raised his eyebrows and said, "Xiao Qiao, why don't you plan it? Anyway, you and Jiang Qiyun have not taken wedding photos, so why not do it together?"
Uh? I think, the problem is Jiang Qiyun... he shouldn't be willing?
Every time someone around him takes out his cell phone and wants to take a picture, he will cast a spell to block the camera.
Chapter completed!