Chapter 256 Secret Words (2)

What's wrong with me? I'm worried that you accidentally went to Miss Lin's bed!

My brother frowned and stared at me and said, "What are you thinking! Am I like the kind of person who can't control his belt!"

"Yes, it's a bit like..." I shrank my neck.

With my brother's attitude towards playing the world, if he really decides to have a super friendly relationship with a woman, he will not care about his status.

His rationality means he doesn't feel it.

My brother raised his hand and wanted to slap me, but his hand stopped in the air and said with a wicked smile: "Oh, it seems that my brother-in-law didn't keep his hand. This kiss mark, tsk..."

I was so embarrassed that I quickly pulled my collar to cover it, but now it's hot, so how can I cover it with a T-shirt? If it's hotter, I can't even cover the patterns on my chest.

"Xiao Qiao, I want to eat mung bean smoothie." My brother went upstairs and said, "You made it in the summer of the past year, this year... forget it, you can do it."

He had a rare request, so I couldn't bear to refuse. I quickly walked around the counter and entered the backyard, preparing to cook a large pot of mung bean paste.

In the yard, the old lady was closed her eyes on the rattan chair to rest. Old man Chen, Dabao and the child Tianlang squatted in the corner and roasted bean paste and glutinous rice cakes on a small stove.

I heard them whispering in the kitchen, and the child Tianlang said coldly: "I still think the junior uncle is the most powerful."

Master uncle? He said to me?

"Uncle Master looks so handsome when he pinches his belly and recites the curse. I have never seen such a powerful Kun Dao. Moreover, she is not fierce, has no airs and has a good temper." said Tianlang.

Well, good boy, I will add meat to you for dinner.

I chuckled and shook my head, but unfortunately my good mood didn't last for ten seconds.

Old Man Chen's hesitant voice sounded: "If the young lady has such a good temper, why is the young master so afraid of her? Tsk, you can't say you're afraid. You can accommodate her. Anyone with discerning eyes can tell that the young lady is the head of the family."

"Nonsense, she is the little lady... Hiss, it's so hot, so hot, I'll turn it over for me..." Dabao continued: "The Emperor is so spoiling her, so of course others have to offer her. Fortunately, she is a kind-hearted little lady, otherwise she would have to make trouble for us little soldiers!"

"Hehe..." Old Man Chen's obscene laughter came, and I could imagine his traitorous smile.

"Miss is really capable. The gods come here every day. There are so many more Yin soldiers around this night than before. I feel chilly at night. I have never seen Yin people with ghost marriages so accommodating to a stranger! Most of them die soon and go to the underworld, right?"

Dabao replied: "Yes, some of them committed suicide by voluntarily, but most of them could not stand the evil spirit, and their bodies became worse and worse, and their natural death... The underworld treated such ghosts well. Even if they wanted to atone for their sins, they could atone for their sins together and then reincarnate themselves."

"But look at our little lady, not only did not have evil evil invasion, but her expression was gray, but she became more and more tender. Look at her bright eyes, white teeth, and her lips, and white teeth. How could she look like a ghost marriage? Instead, she was raised more warm and beautiful... Well, you know? Hehe..."

Old Man Chen replied enviously: "Yeah, do you understand the art of room? Teach me! I will also raise my wife..."

Dabao was startled: "You?! Save it! You should raise your daughter well when you are over fifty years old! Replace the sex arts? Be careful that the wind will come up!"

The wind is coming? What's it?

I was just curious when I heard the same question from the baby Greedy Wolf.

Dabao said embarrassedly: "Don't ask kid!"

Tan Lang didn't give up and turned to ask the old lady lying on the rattan chair. The old lady smirked, "We call this "disease", which means when men and women are in the room. They die suddenly because they have diseases, are too excited and tired, so they are also called "death on the abdomen" and "death on the body" among the people... Good kids should remember that a woman's waist is a hero's tomb, and she should stop at the right time, hahahahaha..."

Old Man Chen said awkwardly: "I won't be on the wind right away! I heard that women are well-raised, so they must be unable to live without the man's thing..."

Dabao proudly reposted my brother's words: "Is the little lady an ordinary couple?! You mortal should do your own fifteen minutes!"

The topic of men getting together seems to be inseparable from sex.

After my brother took a shower and changed into his big shorts, he added, and the dialogues were so hot!

"Young Master, are the things on the ghost market useful?"

"I didn't know, I haven't used it before... But it seems that the effect is OK. What kind of ghost market do you go to? There is an adult product store when you walk straight to the back alley. It will increase and thicken and delay the semen. If you don't, you can add sheep eyelids and wolf braces to help you. Your wife is not a slut... Don't think about following my brother-in-law all day, you won't be able to see you for ten lifetimes!" My brother said impatiently.

"Do you know the art of room surgery?"

"I don't understand...but seeing my sister being raised so delicately by her brother-in-law, I will ask my brother-in-law for advice another day."

"Then teach us too!"

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, have you baked it?"

...

I grind my teeth secretly, and I really wanted to replace the rock candy in my hand with a salt jar and pour it in.

Listening to a group of rough men chatting about such topics was simply challenging to bear. I blushed my face and stirred bean paste, while I couldn't control the beautiful scenes in my mind.

Jiang Qiyun... Although he chuckled and teased me that I was a good furnace, he never regarded this kind of thing as a tool for cultivation, and he didn't need it either!

He is a god of immortals, so what else does he need to practice?

He should know a lot about the knowledge of Yin and Yang, right?

I couldn't help but raise my hand and touched my face. It seemed a little different... I didn't notice any changes, but others could see it.

Could it be that he did these things in a way that was beneficial to me?

I thought of the sweet and fishy liquid he had to pass through to the mouth, and the things he left deep in his body.

I can't think about it, but I'll be familiar with my head if I think about it again.

I mechanically beat out the floating mung bean shells and absent-mindedly cooked the pot of mung bean paste. In the end, I forgot to make ice cubes, so I had to pour in the whole piece of ice cubes.

When the pot of mung bean paste was brought out, my brother swallowed silently: "Xiao Qiao, should I use a basin to fill such a large ice cube?"

"...It's time to settle, it will melt in a while!" My ears were still a little red.

My brother stared at me and said with a smirk: "Have you heard our conversation? Oh, what's so shy? This is praising your husband! Come on, thank you for your hard work, I'll bake a rice cake for you!"

I sat in the yard and heard them talk about what happened last night.

The guide was blocked in the alley by Jiang Qiyun. He was a strange man. He was indeed a hunchbacked man with burns on his face, but he was very powerful. It was not just a guide. When he was desperate, a black cave appeared at his feet.

"Running?!" I couldn't help frowning.
Chapter completed!