Chapter 1 Bullshit and bullshit 【Catch bugs】(1/2)
The room was very dark and quiet, with only the computer fan making a slight sucking sound.
The room was not turned on, so I couldn't see the surrounding decorations clearly. I could only see a handsome and clean thin face with the light of the screen.
Lin Xiao glanced at the phone placed on the computer desk, and a strange expectation flashed through his narrow phoenix eyes.
He gently pushed his eyes on the bridge of his nose and opened his comment section.
On the screen, the editor Xiaofeng's QQ avatar was jumping wildly. Lin Xiao could probably guess the expression of gritting teeth on her face just by just taking a look at the ferocious and leaping icon.
He smiled, his light lips raised a light smile, and he supported his chin with one hand and slid the mouse casually with the other. Every time he clicked to refresh, he could see the latest comments jumping out with his teeth and claws.
He watched carefully one by one, and sat upright until the ringtone of the cell phone rang. He reached out to take the phone, stared at the number on the screen for a while before he clicked the answer button.
"kindness."
"kindness."
"kindness."
...
"……good."
When the last word was said, there was a smile he had never seen before in his eyes. It was impossible to say whether it was hideous to darkness or pure to clean, and it seemed a bit hazy under the illumination of the computer screen.
He put down the phone, finally opened Xiaofeng's chat window, carefully looked at the windows that lasted several pages one by one, and then replied: "Haha, I just answered the phone."
Xiaofeng on the opposite side was probably really crazy, and the words in the window were getting bigger and bigger: "Lin Xiao! Lin Zhenren! You finally replied to me! What did you write today?! Do you know that you were crazy in the comment section? Do you know how many people were banned every minute after you posted the chapter just now?! The complaint phone number is about to explode!"
Looking at the bloody words in the window, Lin Xiao blinked and smiled: "What you said, controversial articles are good articles. I have been working hard to develop in this regard."
The editor on the opposite side called a bloody expression and then swiped his screen: "If you continue to say this after reading the comments, I will really convince you! Go and read the comments..."
After a series of "reading comments", a line of words suddenly appeared—
If you don’t insist on not calling me, I will definitely kill you!
Lin Xiao was stunned, pursed his lips, and gave him two words sincerely: Haha.
Ignoring the crazy editor, he refreshed the comment page again and saw a tall building that had been built at some point. The owner of the poster named: Jun Family Xiaoxiaomo.
Title: On the author's abuse of male 2108 styles
1st Floor: I followed this from the beginning of the article. The readers were worried about Jun Mo and could not stop. They provided Mo Mo with a series of pampering actions, such as home fighting, technical guidance, psychological guidance, emotional assistance, etc., but the author Lin Zhenren was mentally perverted and carried out various physical and mental harms on Mo Mo including but not limited to the following.
The male and female protagonists know each other and abuse Mo Mo;
The male and female protagonists fall in love and abuse Mo Mo;
The male and female protagonists quarrel and abuse Mo Mo;
The male and female protagonists show their love and abuse Mo Mo;
The hero and heroine are fighting each other, but they still abuse Mo Mo;
...
Madan, even the heroine's father, was so angry that the male protagonist wanted to abuse Mo Mo!
May I ask the author, as a scum among stepmothers, a scum among scum, a top-notch among scum, a top-notch among scum, why do you love Mo Mo? Why don’t you spoil such a true, good and beautiful Mo Mo?!
To this day, may I ask if the great man has already used Mo Mo's legs and has a lot of skills, and he has to send someone to besiege him? How do you abuse him? What kind of grudges do you have with Mo Mo?
The uncle curses you for being exposed to Mo Mo’s anus!
2nd Floor: The poster is right! The heroine is funny and doesn’t explain! The hero is bullshit!
Floor 3: The second male lead is tired and doesn’t love him. Please let go of that Mo Mo!
4th Floor: Keep the formation! You are the author, you are more than me, to kill you!
...
Floor 50: I agree with all the elder brothers and sisters in front, please change the attack.
Floor 51: Something strange comes in!
Floor 52: What the hell?
...
Floor 250: So, the second male lead is actually the scumbag master? What the hell is it!
...
...
=_=
Looking through the stranger development below silently, Lin Xiao's eyes gradually widened, and he was so confused that he was so little lost.
So, what exactly happened?
It was obviously a serious Mary Sue silly sweet romance article, why did everyone tell me the second male Jun Mo and his master Qingxiao...jq?
He subconsciously scratched the mouse and unexpectedly found that the comments on the screen below had turned out to be the same.
Floor 222: Please change the attack!
Floor 223: Please change the attack!
Floor 224: Please change the attack!
...
Floor 266: What the hell, isn’t it romance?
Floor 267: Pay attention to maintaining the team shape! Please change the attack!
...
Floor 333: Author, you are not good to Mo Mo, we ask for a change of attack!
Lin Xiao looked at the computer in front of him silently and thought blankly, how did this building fall into this place?
Dingdong.
Suddenly, an email jumped out.
Looking at the long string of characters above, the faint smile on Lin Xiao's face began to change, and eventually turned into a silent laugh. He closed his eyes until the corners of his eyes were slightly moist.
When he opened his eyes again, he moved his mouse expressionlessly and clicked the button on the screen.
【Sure】
The computer screen suddenly began to jump from the moment he clicked it, and then it became more and more serious.
Lin Xiao sat in a daze for a while, suddenly remembered something, reached out and clicked on the backstage of comment management, rebuilt the first floor, and his fingers jumped on the keyboard quickly.
"If you stop, be cruel or not, love or not, even if you end up in a non-human way, he should do it! For example..."
Squeak squeak!
The rapid radio waves rang wildly, the computer screen flickered and darker. The first half sentence was sent automatically for no reason, and the second half sentence he really wanted to say, but only one word was typing.
1st Floor: Author Lin Zhenren: If you should be interrupted, do you be cruel or not, do you love or not, even if you end up in a non-human way, he should do it!
2nd Floor: Damn! The author has spoken!
3rd Floor: Damn it! What the hell! Author, please call me, I will never beat you to death!
4th Floor: The author's abuse of Momo was really intentional! It was really intentional! It's really...
...
Floor 25: The author is a real scum! He is crazy and says he is not love to make hate?!
...
Lin Xiao couldn't help but widen his eyes, looking at the comments that were automatically refreshed, and looking at the comments that were like a snoring moment. The sound of insults and resentment suddenly filled the entire screen.
I haven't finished speaking yet!
He wanted to smash the keyboard for the first time with anger, but the sudden roar and explosions from all directions cut off all possibilities.
If I can, if I can, I will love him and teach him that even if the world becomes a prison, no one will let him down!
Damn! This is what I really want to say!
Before he lost consciousness, he suddenly thought of something - he always thought about the anger he had resented for ten years and the smooth revenge he had to repay, but he did not expect that he had not confessed his concern for the second male lead who had abused thousands of times to everyone...
Mama!
It's so nonsense!
He watched the flames swallowing him with a paralysis. When he lost consciousness, he couldn't help laughing out loud.
It’s really a nonsense life, so nonsense begins, and so nonsense ends.
laugh.
He smiled coldly.
"Uh, what are you pulling?" Someone muttered in panic, then knelt down in panic: "Master, please spare me! The disciple has no nonsense! Really, it's not me! It's the eldest brother, it's all done by the eldest brother, and the elixir that had been refined on the alchemy furnace..."
To be continued...