Chapter 59 The policewoman and the snake
"snake?"
Yu Na was stunned for a moment after hearing this, but she did not move.
Although she is a fierce policewoman like a tiger girl, like many girls, she is most afraid of snakes since she was a child.
But soon, Yu Na realized.
This guy Li Jiangnan must be telling lies and deliberately scaring himself. Because he was very upset just now, he had to use this little trick to revenge himself.
Yu Na said disdainfully: "Die eunuch, do you think I was scared?"
She grabbed Li Jiangnan and said arrogantly: "You dare to use this trick to scare me. Do you believe it or not, I will beat you up now?"
Li Jiangnan looked speechless, "Sir, I really didn't lie to you. You'd better not move around. The snake has swam to your heel, and it's a very poisonous seven-step snake."
"Pooh!"
"It seems that if you don't give you a little color, you don't know how powerful this police officer is!"
Yu Na was about to raise her fist and beat the guy up, but suddenly, she heard the sound of grass leaves shaking under her feet. She couldn't help but look back and glanced back, and her eyes shrank in shock.
It's indeed a snake!
It was a very long, with a pointed snake head spitting out a letter, winding around the weeds without any haste, less than twenty centimeters from the heels.
If Yu Na could remain quiet at this time, the snake would probably pass by behind her, but Yu Na screamed in panic and stomped her feet and jumped around.
When Li Jiangnan saw her reaction so much, his face was suddenly covered in darkness.
A bad thing.
This was Li Jiangnan's first idea.
Once an animal like a snake is disturbed, no matter how fast the human moves, it cannot be faster than the snake's attack speed.
Even if Yu Na wants to escape, she still can't escape.
The long and fierce seven-step snake was like lightning, and it took a quick bite, just as it was on Yu Na's fart.
Yu Na kept screaming, and at this time she was so panicked that she jumped into Li Jiangnan's arms. Li Jiangnan had no choice but to hug her and retreat and leave the big snake far away.
"Snake, snake, there are indeed snakes..."
They were already far away from the snake, and Yu Na's face was still pale and she looked at the big snake that was still swimming in horror.
She didn't realize at all that she had been bitten by a snake on her butt, and of course she didn't realize that her entire tall figure had jumped into Li Jiangnan's arms, tightly hooked his neck, and her posture was ugly.
Li Jiangnan almost got sick by the two proud soft things on her chest. He quickly patted her and asked her to get off her body.
After Na's feet fell to the ground in a daze, she suddenly realized that her fart was bleeding from behind.
She spread her palms and saw the blood, her face gradually became panicked, "I, I seem to be bitten by a snake."
Li Jiangnan calmed down and nodded slowly, "I know. I have seen it just now."
Yu Na was so angry, "Why don't you help me when you see it?"
"You scum, are you trying to see the snake bit me on purpose?"
Li Jiangnan said expressionlessly: "Sir, this is a bad word."
"I have already reminded you not to move around. But you just want to treat my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. If the snake wants to bite you, how can you blame me?"
Yu Na was so angry that she couldn't speak.
The next moment,
Yu Na touched her fart anxiously again, "What should I do, what should I do now?"
"I was bitten by a snake. Is that a poisonous snake?"
Li Jiangnan was not afraid of scaring her and said, "I told you clearly that yes, and it's a seven-step snake."
"It's over, it's over now, hurry up, fight 120..."
Yu Na hurriedly took out her cell phone and dialed it in a hurry, but Li Jiangnan reached out with a hand and took off her cell phone.
"Well, do you know what the seven-step snake is?"
Yu Na was already frightened and looked at him foolishly like a little white man.
Li Jiangnan is like popular science teaching, and is lukewarm: "The commonly mentioned seven-step snake does not really die if it only takes seven steps, but you can imagine how venomous this snake is."
"If you don't take first aid measures now, even if an ambulance comes here, I guess you will probably die. Of course, there is a certain chance that you can save it, but the rest of your life will not be easy."
Yu Na was anxious and afraid, and grabbed him and said, "Don't talk to me, tell me what to do, or I will beat you to death!"
Li Jiangnan calmly pulled away her hand, "First, don't be impulsive and keep quiet."
"Because emotional excitement can accelerate blood flow, which is harmful but not beneficial, you will only die faster."
Yu Na was so scared that she let go, not daring to move around, and even her breathing subconsciously slowed down.
"Second, tie the upper part of the wound with a rope to control blood flow..."
"Ahem, forget it."
"I didn't say this, because you can't tie it up, and the bite is the fart." Li Jiangnan turned around and looked at her fart.
Yu Na subconsciously turned around and looked nervously at her buttocks.
The jeans that were shaped were actually not thin, but the snake's teeth were extremely sharp. They bit through the jeans in an instant, leaving two small bleeding holes on her perky buttocks.
Yu Na said panickedly: "What should I do if I can't tie it up?"
"No, no..."
Yu Na's face turned pale, "It's not like on TV, you can only suck my wound with your mouth, right?"
When she thinks of this kind of thing, she feels extremely wronged.
She is a beautiful policewoman and an unmarried daughter. She has fallen into this way. She must use her stinky mouth to suck her fart.
That disgusting scene appeared in Yu Na's mind and she couldn't help but shivered.
Li Jiangnan sighed and said, "Theoretically, this should be true."
"Only by using my mouth to suck out the poisonous blood from your wounds, can we temporarily delay the snake venom entering your heart."
"But not only do you feel disgusted by this kind of thing, but I feel disgusted by it."
"If you don't want to, then forget it."
"Because I don't want to kiss your stinky fart at all."
Yu Na's face turned red and she was extremely angry.
Dead eunuch, cowardly, stinky hooligan!
What is my stinky fart?
I think you want to take advantage of me!
When Li Jiangnan saw her so angry, he laughed in his heart.
In fact, snake injury is just a pediatric department for him, but this long-legged policewoman is too domineering. She had bullied her before, so it was impossible not to settle the small account with her.
"How about it, do you need my help?"
Li Jiangnan smiled and said, "If you are not in a mood, take off your pants and lie down as soon as possible. After all, life is at stake, I don't mind. Look at your fart."
Yu Na saw his gloating look in her eyes, and her chest trembled with anger.
OK, Li Jiangnan, please wait for me.
After this matter, I will settle the score with you!
Although he was so angry, Yu Na also knew that this kind of death could not be delayed any longer.
She fully developed the style of Hu Niu of the Overlord Flower. Without saying a word, she took off her jeans and lay on the ground.
But her expression was extremely unwilling, full of humiliation and anger, and her silver teeth were clenched.
Chapter completed!