Chapter 58: Two Waitresses and One Husband
When I saw Chen Kejiao off, the very kind young man led Zhu Gui and Du Xing into the manager's room. I was about to go back to the pawn shop when I received a call from Baozi, saying that I could get off work early today and asked me to wait for her at the gate of the newly opened IKEA Home Furnishing City in the city at 3:30. I wondered, "What are you doing there?"
The buns were probably still in the store and it was inconvenient to speak. She lowered her voice but said viciously: "Didn't you want me to keep guarding the pile of rags after marrying you?"
Then I suddenly realized and said, "I don't object to buying furniture, but it seems that I should look at the house first?"
Baozi said viciously: "Look at it, what do you mean is we rent another second-hand house to live?"
"Why rent it? Let's just buy one. I've decided to ask for that kind of duplex villa..."
Baozi was really angry this time: "Don't go if you don't want to go, I'll ask my cousin to accompany me." After that, he hung up the phone.
I just realized that it was not her fault. The combined salary of our two people was just over 2,000 yuan. In this small city, we just had enough to live. Both of our parents are ordinary workers, and they saved up more than 200,000 yuan in their lives. This money is enough to prepare for weddings and buy furniture, let alone buy a house, not to mention buying a house.
Although the property rights of the pawnshop we live in now do not belong to us, it is more than 100 square meters after all, and it is close to the place where Baozi works, so Baozi has always been quite satisfied with it. Although it is a base shop, it is not enough to buy it completely because it is remote, but I now have a selfish idea that I can use it to exchange for a big house after the Tingfeng Bottle is restored. I am a bit sorry for Lao Hao to do this, but 2 million is just a piece of waste for him, but it is a lifetime of happiness for me.
For 2 million, you can buy a house in our place and choose happily.
When I saw that the watch was 3 o'clock, I simply gave up the idea of going back to the pawnshop first, so I accompanied Zhu Gui and the others later and went straight to IKEA.
Because I answered a call, I found that I had 3 missed text messages. The receiving mode I adjusted was vibration, but the vibration effect of my phone was similar to that of ant fart. By the way, the most urgent thing to go on the street is to find a new phone.
The first one is the promotion of a certain website’s ringtone, which costs 2 yuan a month.
The second article is about a company that handles seal engraving and certificate processing, low-priced credit, second-hand black cars and revenge services, contacts Mr. Hei, phone number... I won’t say the phone number, I hope you don’t need it.
The third article is the most interesting thing, it says: "Congratulations on successfully registering as a member of the Heavenly Court Club. Your receipt number is 7474748. Please consult the membership introducer for specific rules." This is probably a new trick of the pimp company. What makes me a little strange is that the sender is neither a string of numbers nor a specific name, but a blank space.
Du Xing now takes out paper and pen to plan his winemaking skills whenever he has time. Looking at his short body, huge head, wrinkles on his face full of wisdom and focused eyes, he looks very similar to a scientific geek. At least he is also a mathematician who knows why 1 plus 1 equals 2.
I deleted the spam text message, stepped on the motorcycle and went straight to IKEA. As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw Baozi holding Li Shishi's hand and coming. I was very surprised why young women like to hold hands so much when they went out on the street. I was even more surprised why Baozi liked to hold Li Shishi. Don't she know that the comparison is cruel?
These two women fully demonstrated the four physiological bends of the human body, slightly exaggerated and logical. The gaps created by the two women hugging each other can still allow a child to freely shuttle. The slightly different is that Li Shishi's curve is like an angry struggle earthworm, which is obvious and seductive. The bun is like a curved curve that elegantly crosses the sky, making people sigh as if they are lost - they scream when they look at their faces.
When Baozi saw me coming, he kicked me affectionately, and Li Shishi covered her mouth and laughed.
IKEA is a world-famous home furnishing chain. It is a big deal to settle in one place. This time, IKEA is no exception. The 7-story building in front of us occupy three floors. As soon as we enter, we see three large and diverse beds in the huge space, paired with dressing tables and desk lamps, which look like countless small bedrooms.
Baozi was excited when she saw the bed. She shouted and threw herself into a sky blue double bed, buried her face in the soft mattress like a fugitive who was hit by the bullet, and moaned happily. Li Shishi probably had never seen so many beds. She sat carefully next to the bun, and she also tried the elasticity. Baozi pulled her down on the bed with a smile. Li Shishi struggled out of Baozi's arms. The two of them were just fighting like this, because they were wearing less clothes in summer, and the two of them leaked to varying degrees, which caused the passing men to linger. However, one characteristic of buying things here is that they are following their wives. When men hesitate, most of them will have a pair of women's hands twisting their ears and pulling them away.
I coughed, and the two of them stopped playing, patted the bun next to me, and said to me, "Lying up, too."
Don’t look at me as thick-skinned, that’s the time to divide the situation. Now I’m a little embarrassed, there are so many people. But I can’t bear to slap the buns. She accompanied me to sleep on the wooden bed in the pawn shop for two years. If this time I don’t fulfill her wish, it’s too bad to be a man.
I lay unnaturally beside her and found that although the bed was very comfortable, it seemed not big enough. Because I couldn't turn around, the straight-tempered bun immediately shouted: "Will it be too crowded?"
At this time, the shopping guide who arrived blushed and said, "We are a standard double bed..."
Baozi said: "Then why..."
I said quietly, "Don't you think we have one more person?" I finally found the problem: I have buns on the left and Li Shishi on the right. This is why the shopping guide blushed. And I didn't pay attention just now, and she focused on the "double" of a double bed.
Li Shishi, who reacted, ran away with a "ah", blushing like a monkey fart... uh, like a red apple. The bun was too nervous and said subconsciously: "What are you running?"
Baozi is so great! Isn’t she subconsciously opposed the traditional culture of two women serving one husband?
That feels really good. You don’t do anything. Just lie down and feel that you are very debauchery. Although debauchery is a derogatory term, you can’t deny that men who are qualified to be debauchery are very powerful, right? Hey, men’s bad nature.
Until we were leaving, the shopping guide looked at us with a guess and implicit reminded us: not only has a larger bed on the second floor, but also a bathtub for multiple people to take a bath...
The second floor is relatively more focused on overall matching. Professional designers carefully piece together a living atmosphere of various effects for you. From beds and bookcases to shoe racks and hooks, it is easy for buns to be interested in those small things. From time to time, pick up an exquisite shoe rack to ask for my opinion, or point to a bedside lamp and say, "How about that place it beside our bed?"
She still designed her life with pawnshops as a blueprint, and this also largely limited her choices. For example, she likes a stand-alone cabinet, uses her feet to measure it, and then walks away: "This is too big in our bedroom."
I rarely speak with my hands behind my back, but I am not idle either. The space for these combinations is too small. I want to fill a house of 2 million. It is obviously not feasible to choose one by one, or I also hire a professional designer? Don’t worry about anything else at that time. I will give me 10,000 yuan for a bookcase of Xiang Yu, and pirated books for 5,000 yuan. Anyway, as soon as I enter, I will feel that once I have lived in this place, it is best to buy some foreign books, and I cannot bring translations. In the future, I will touch the books without washing my hands. When I touch the books all over the black handprints, who dares to underestimate me?
My mind was full of these messy thoughts. Baozi and Li Shishi suddenly stopped in front. A children's playground covering an area of about 10 square meters attracted them. Li Shishi held the paradise railing that reached her waist and looked at the small slide, small horses, and a dry swimming pool made of plastic balls with interest...
Baozi said: "You see how fun it is - if we have money, we can make a set of things as decorations!"
I said, "If you like it, buy it. Do you think it is placed upstairs or downstairs?"
Baozi: "You are kicking your head with a donkey? How can you do business on the first floor? Where can I put it on the second floor? Then you can sleep on the slide!"
What we are talking about is not the same place at all!
The bun was walking forward, picked up a pot and picked a lot of dried flowers for deodorization. It seemed that she had an old problem again, that is, no matter where she went, she had to buy some gadgets to hold them, otherwise she would feel empty.
I caught up with her: "Didn't you say you should look at the furniture?"
Baozi said: "Then you're not in a hurry. I suddenly remembered that our pot seemed to leak. What should we take to drink with relatives and friends on the day of our wedding? And there were so many people that day, would it be better to sprinkle a few handfuls of dried flowers in the toilet?"
How do you think her head is? This woman's thinking is as vast as the universe!
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