But now, after all, I get 140,000 yuan, which is better than being poor and poor. My brother Xiaoqiang has the excellent quality of living a living under the working people of the lower class. When I was a child, I drank Fantesy for three months - porridge.

Thinking of this, I became happy again. I ran upstairs with the box in my arms. Qin Shihuang and Liu Bang were playing with poker. Liu Bang learned to record cards and did his best to do it. After a while, he pulled all Qin Shihuang's cards back. Li Shishi was reading a book - he was such a good girl.

I looked at it and found that there was nothing that was foolproof. The bottle was thin and lonely and looked like it was broken, so they could not see it.

At this time, my eyes fell behind the sofa. Here I want to explain a foreshadowing. The reason why I can pull out the bricks from the bottom of the sofa (see the Win Fatty Man vs. Jing Ersha Zhang for details) is because one of my legs on the sofa is broken, and now it has been supported again. There is a 10-centimeter gap below. Putting the bottle here should be the safest. Even if the sofa collapses, the box is enough to hold on - this box is mahogany, which costs about a few thousand yuan.

I put my butt on my back and saw Jing Ke lying on the bed and looking at me. The sofa was facing his bedroom. I put my finger on my mouth and made a "shhh-" gesture at him. The second silly smiled mysteriously at me, expressing his understanding.

I went downstairs with pride and lay on the computer to play minesweep. When I flashed QQ, the wolf head said, "Xiaoqiang, my other two photos of your cousin have been sold by me. I will call you in a few days."

How could I take a thousand dollars to see it now? I replied: "Your grandson has a conscience, I don't want it anymore. Buy you cigarettes."

Langtou: "Haha, there is something I have never been embarrassed to ask you, what does your 'cousin' have to do with you - anyway, if I took a photo of my cousin, she wouldn't be sao at the camera."

I cursed: "Get out of your mom, get out of your mom..."

"Haha, let me tell you the truth. Wouldn't that girl mind if I want to find her a way to make money? I know the editor of Hong Kong's Playboy. That photo costs more than that, and I don't have to show my own point. I hug my breasts with my hands, block it with my thighs, and use one that costs tens of thousands."

I thought about the erotic scene first, and then replied: "Why don't you let your wife block the golden dot with a fishing line?"

"Haha, my wife is pregnant. Even if she wants to be a nude substitute, she has to wait for Angelina Jolie and Pitt to fight again."

At this time, as soon as the door opened, Xiao Wang, who was delivering goods to the supermarket next door, came in. I closed the computer, Xiao Wang lit a cigarette for me, and said indifferently: "...Brother Qiang, you have to speak in a car in the future. As long as you don't deliver goods, you can be a driver for you, you don't have money." I didn't understand what he meant, he stammered for a long time, sat for a while and left.

Xiang Yu and Xiao Wang came in, carrying something in their hands, and walked upstairs with anger. At first I didn't care. When I saw clearly what was in his hand, I was so scared that it was his golden armor!

I staggered and pulled him, and said in a crying voice: "Brother Yu, what are you doing?" I was really afraid that he would tell me: "I was in a very unhappy mood and went out to kill a few villains." He couldn't do this.

Xiang Yu was very depressed and said, "Can I really not even change a bread?" I reacted for a long time and understood: He must have used this golden armor to trade with Xiao Wang next door.

Although I have always been kind to others since I called, my neighbors all know that I used to be a complete slut. Recently, there are often people who are "unlimited" at home. Xiao Wang probably thought I had cheated him. No wonder Aunt Wang from the neighborhood committee did not dare to let her second daughter come for sanitation fees...

I shouted crazy: "Brother Yu, just save some trouble for me. If you are a wise person, you will have to be digging your ancestral grave when you see my ancestral grave!"

Our Chu Bawang picked his nails and said aggrievedly, "I just want a loaf of bread (I've been hungry for several lifetimes?)..."

"Brother promises, I will buy you some bread."

"When?" Xiang Yu asked excitedly.

I just wanted to say it for a year, but later I thought that he would definitely turn against me by saying this, so I could only say: "In a month."

Xiang Yu threw the golden armor into my arms: "I'll entrust this to you." Then he went upstairs.

I hugged his vest and followed him up, and cold sweat came out layer by layer. Fortunately, Xiao Wang didn't change it - as soon as I went upstairs, I saw a thrilling scene, and my heart stopped beating in an instant.

That is a horrifying scene that no literary master in the world can describe.

That is the place that is 18,000 times more exciting than any shot in the game of corpses.

That is a moment when anyone can leave an eternal shadow at a glance.

——The Tingfeng Bottle worth 2 million was standing upside down on the table alone, looking shaky, and Jing Ersha was standing two meters away, puffing it with her cheeks and blowing it hard!

Fatty Win put her waist on her waist and said, "If you can't do it, then Eight, come."

Liu Bang held a handful of poker in his hand, and was learning to pass by the god of gambling one by one...

I jumped and shouted: "You guys can stop me (stop my mouth - that's what I shouted)!"

The three of them were stunned for a moment and stopped.

The floor trembled slightly as I jumped. The wind-swinging bottle tilted in an extremely graceful posture, falling off the table without hesitation like a girl who was determined to commit suicide. I, a vicious dog, rushing to the air to make up for it, and the edge of the bottle was rubbed against my finger and fell to the ground.

"Ba" broke. I crawled on the ground, crying without tears.

Everyone present gave warm applause, and Liu Bang said, "Haozi has a way." Qin Shihuang said, "If you want silk to jump to hunger, it will be angry long ago." Jing Ke said with unsatisfactory words: "You find another one for me."

I lay quietly on the ground for a while and summarized my experience in the first half of my life. When I was 9 years old, I did throw the wooden pistol of a child next door into the toilet, but he first used sand to lift our glass. When I was in the second year of junior high school, I beat a good student who didn't care about the world and cried. Who told him to tell the teacher that I was smoking? Before I knew the bun, my friend asked me to take a bath several times. This would not have been so persecuted. Even if I was a descendant of the Eight-Nation Alliance invasion of China, my fate should not treat me so unfairly, right?

Now it doesn’t matter how much the bottle can be sold. What’s important is that it actually spends 200,000 yuan. Now I have gone from negative assets of 4.86 million to 520 yuan.

I blushed and shouted at them with a thick neck: "Do you know how much that thing is worth - 2 million!" I thought even if they were rich people before, they should feel ashamed, but they didn't take it to heart. Qin Shihuang also discussed with Liu Bang what 2 million can do, and the conclusion was: Nothing can be done. Then they despised me and went to do their own things.

Class, this is class! The evil feudal lords are arrogant and extravagant, they are fishing and meaty, they ride on the people's heads to shit and pee - I won't say this is a bit disgusting.

Even the understanding Li Shishi didn't realize what 2 million means to me. In her eyes, the bottle was just 20 taels of silver and could not be used on the counter. She carefully collected the pieces of the bottle. I was about to be moved, but she said a very annoying thing: "Don't tug your feet."

I collapsed, I was speechless, I burst into tears, I really wanted to fight Xiang Yu in suicide, so I let him pinch me to death.

At this time, a handsome young man walked up the stairs, wearing a white light blue patterned shirt, like a big watermark, and his hair was very energetic. He glanced at everyone and asked, "Who is Xiaoqiang?" I asked without a good voice, "What's the matter?"

"Liu Laoliu asked me to come. I am Xiaoqiang's customer."

I was angry at the time and didn't think about anything else. I was just extremely allergic to the three words "Liu Laoliu". I waved my hand and shouted at the top of my throat: "I'm quit - get out!"

The young man was not angry at all and said with a smile: "It's okay if you don't do it, you can't make 5 million."...

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