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Chapter 16 Cumin Flavored Durex

As soon as Xiang Yu went upstairs, I saw Baozi being domineeringly assigned someone to work: "Fatty, you have plucked this garlic; Liu Ji, stirred the eggs; Kezi, washed the rice." Seeing us coming up, Baozi pointed to the gas tank: "Qianzi, who did you and the big guy change?"

I grabbed the gas tank and moved it twice, and said, "Brother Yu will put it on my shoulder." Xiang Yu hooked the jar in the air with only one finger and asked, "Where to put it?"

"...You carry it with me." He is so timid! He has the ability to change the gas tank and asks me to carry it.

I walked in front, and a big guy was carrying our gas tank in the back. Why did this feel so good? I remembered that once I went to Baozi's house. The old man didn't know our relationship at that time, so he also wanted to change the gas tank and asked me to help him carry it on his shoulders. When I carried it on my shoulders, the old man was really sticking out there.

Now, when the family was not angry, I asked me to help him change it. The old man walked slowly in front of him with his hands on his back, walking through the streets and alleys, and stayed at someone's door for a while, because that person used to live opposite Baozi's house, and he predicted that this child would not find his husband's house in the future after three months of the year.

The old man knew the relationship between me and Baozi. One time I went to dinner, the old man talked to me about football. When he was talking nonsense, he asked me coldly: "Have you tried a new Durece flavor?" I didn't think about it and said casually: "That one is too expensive, we usually use it..." At this time, someone entered the house, and the old accountant said as if nothing had happened: "What did that guy tell Zidane?"

It can be seen that my father-in-law, Lao Taishan, is a strong man. The old guy's thinking can break like a pencil hit by a bullet. Later, I was puzzled. He knew that Durece was not surprised. How did he think of cumin? Later, when I went to their house in the summer, I found that her mother had body odor.

I suddenly remembered an interesting thing: "Brother Yu, did you have children back then?"

Xiang Yu said with his head down, "A concubine has given birth to two sons for me."

I smiled and said, "So you may be the thirty generations of Baozi's ancestors."

Xiang Yu immediately stopped and asked me: "What do you mean?"

Only then did I realize that I had lost my mouth. If Xiang Yu knew that he was more than 2,000 years after that era, I didn’t know what he would do. One thing is that he would not calm down and he might die again. But in this year, he could not die. I could not stand playing with infinite rebirth with me.

My idea is to teach him how to drive slowly. No matter how smart Chu Bawang is, he was a person from thousands of years ago. In addition, I deliberately didn’t teach well, so it would take half a year to learn the level of buns. At that time, I spent some money on gas and took him to the primary school campus for a few times, and gave him a beautiful woman with a "happy but not a fool." The car is always in front of me. You have seen a beautiful woman who works as a model for a car, but you have never seen a beautiful woman who serves as a foil for a beautiful woman.

Having said that, although it has been a thousand years since this, Xiang Yu has only been away from Yu Ji for a few days, so it is not surprising that there is still a thought. It is understandable that men who have successful careers like him love to have a first love.

I casually said a few words, and when I arrived at the place where I changed the gas, I went in to pay. The boss's son, who was in the fourth grade of elementary school, came back and patted a basketball in his hand. When he saw Xiang Yu, the back of his head looked up parallel to the ground, and said curiously: "Uncle, are you a basketball player?"

Xiang Yu looked down at him and walked away - I guess he was afraid that he would step on the child to death if he was not careful.

The child slapped the basketball and asked naively, "How far can you throw this?" As he said that, he threw the basketball to Xiang Yu. After Xiang Yu caught it, he was stunned for a moment. In order not to let the child pester him again, he threw it casually. The basketball was curved like wings and disappeared. The child was still waiting for it to come down with his eyes open. It had been 2 minutes since I paid the money, and the child sat on the ground and cried loudly.

...I compensated the unlucky child for 50 yuan. While complaining to Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu said innocently: "I didn't use any effort." As he said that, he threw the gas tank over and over and played with it. I said frightenedly: "This can't be filmed--"

That night, there were no TVs in the city. After maintenance, an unknown object that looked like a basketball was found in a key part of the TV tower receiver.

When we went back, they basically finished all the work they had done, but Qin Shihuang had a garlic smell in his mouth. I was wondering why there was such an emperor. He had to taste a garlic even if he had to peel his head. Isn’t he here with the emperor who added an emperor next to the character "worm"?

Liu Bang is indeed good at stirring. He has already mixed a bowl of egg juice like a Tai Chi circle by him, and is still mixing it. He smiled flatteringly with a beating and didn't know what he was saying to the bun. The bad thing is that the bun is not a beauty. If a man talks to her, she won't think too much about it. This has something to do with her looking in the mirror every day.

But from the back, Baozi and Li Shishi are definitely two top models. Baozi is less than 2 cm taller than Li Shishi. Unlike Li Shishi's devilish figure, the curve of Baozi seems to have a kind of divine nature, just like a flawless porcelain placed in a beam of sunlight, showing that it is half-light and half-dark, and the visible dust of the cylinder slowly wanders... Let's say that, you have to think at first sight: This room should be cleaned too—

Li Shishi gave the washed vegetables to the buns. The buns were flew with their knife and said, "Qianzi, nothing is wrong. You guys can play poker and have a meal later."

I pinched the poker side and waved my hand sadly: "You all come into this room with me." I called all four people, including Liu Bang, to the bedrooms of Baozi and Li Shishi. They looked at me one by one. This time they understood that Baozi was talking about "playing". They were used to getting surprises all the time and never focused on seeing me playing anything. I guess with their current mentality, they wouldn't be surprised that I turned my slippers into a ditch-bangzi smoked chicken.

I poured the poker on the table, spread my hands and said, "Let's play with you."

Each of the four guys took a few cards and looked at each other. Jing Ke looked at a piece of cake for a long time and said, "It seems that this villain can't move either." Qin Shihuang put the poker in front of his nose and smelled it. I hurriedly put all the cards in their hands, because they saw that the cards were greasy and wanted to taste the salty ones.

I said the rules without expectation. Jing Ke drew a red peach 3 and placed it on the table. Liu Bang also drew a random one. He took a look and fell on the table. It was a plum blossom 4. Qin Shihuang drew a red peach 2. His hand floated on the table and said to Liu Bang who was staring at him, "Look at what to do, I'm more hungry than you." Xiang Yu was even more amazing. He turned over the cards and picked out the big ghost and pressed it on the top.

I was surprised to find that these people had really understood the basic rules.

Actually, I made a mistake. I always thought that their intelligence was not as good as mine. In fact, even Jing Ersha was not simple. Zhao Benshan could fool people and laugh at him. Jing Ersha could fool Fan Yuqi to death. Who is better?

I cleaned up the cards and played with them the ordinary top player. During this period, I helped Fat Win correct the problem of getting two cards at a time and Liu Bang's habit of watching cards. After playing 2 games in 5 minutes, I actually lost 2 games!
Chapter completed!
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