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Chapter 14 Accompany you to see the Terracotta Warriors

I sighed and said, "This sentence is right, Brother Ying, you are a god wherever you have money. If you can understand this sentence, you will not be here for me in vain."

"I also found that your power is far worse than that when I am hungry, I was so angry that I had to vent my anger (going to play with it) and there were more than 2,000 ways to open the road. Please see you again."

I was depressed and poured half of the bottle of water in, and was speechless for a long time. Fatty Ying comforted me and said, "But I still have a lot of hunger (yes) and I like my mouth (this), so I won't think about getting hungry again."

This statement made our mayor know what Doha is not sure about this: Qin Shihuang, the emperor of the ages, was born in the old society and traveled in the modern times. Under his rule, he would rather change his appearance and become an ordinary citizen. What a great political achievement.

At this time, Baozi and the others came out. Xiang Yu was wearing a little red hat on his head, wearing a Guevara, and Liu Bang wore a yellow shirt and yellow pants (it seemed that he was still more sensitive to yellow). Baozi asked me from a distance: "Where is our cousin?"

"I'm here." Li Shishi came out of the bookstore with a few books in her hand, and Jing Ersha settled the score with the boss behind her.

I took Li Shishi's book in fear. The top one was "Home Appliance Repair". I sweated for a while, the second one was "600 Must-Watch Movies in Life". I sweated for a while, and the last one was "History of Chinese Architecture in Liang Sicheng", Ju Han. I originally thought she was going to choose books like "A Brief History of China", and I have also visited that bookstore. I remember that there was a book called "Li Shishi, a famous prostitute in the Song Dynasty". I didn't expect that this girl was simply invisible. The three books she chose introduced modern civilization in a three-dimensional way. It seemed that she was really a difficult woman to deal with.

Jing Ke ran over happily holding a bunch of tickets. Li Shishi bought pirated books, which totaled only 24 yuan (hehe, 8 yuan per book, friends who have bought pirated copies have understood it) yuan. She looked at the price of the book cover. If she had known it was so cheap, she would definitely buy more.

I asked Jing Ke for a bottle of Coke for the newly released people, and asked Jing Ke to forget the money and give him the rest. I had to consciously cultivate these people's basic survival knowledge, otherwise I would have to live a hard life this year.

Baozi held Li Shishi's hand and said, "We want to choose a few underwear. You can take them and buy a few sets of replacement clothes. By the way, there are toothbrushes and slippers, let's call..."

I grabbed Baozi and said in a crying voice: "You can't leave me alone!" Baozi looked at the strange gaze of passers-by embarrassedly and tried to break my hand. I didn't care. He asked me to take these four people around the crowded Futai Road. It would be better to find four African jungle black mature women who had given birth to countless children to let me die. Especially Qin Shihuang tasted the sweetness, his hands were very smooth, and I had to eat whatever I saw, so I had to go over and give the money.

Baozi said puzzledly, "What do you think you should do? Why don't you go together?" I nodded vigorously, and Li Shishi giggled and said, "My cousin and sister-in-law have a good relationship, and I can't leave it after a while." I glared at her, and in this time, Qin Shihuang threw another banana on the fruit stall...

...Each of us walked into a women's underwear store with a banana in hand. More than a dozen rows of plastic breast mockups stood neatly in front of us, and there were two naked and nothing. I squatted against the wall and buried my head in my crotch. If only me and Baozi were there, I could accompany her with pride and sometimes I would give my own opinions - after all, women's underwear is not only for myself.

But now I am leading a group of men and following two women. No matter how you look at it, it is very strange. This can easily make people have bad associations.

Sometimes I really admire Liu Bang. This guy followed the two girls slowly with his hands behind his back, and from time to time to look at the underwear materials of the breast mold. There were several times when his nose was almost buried so that he could not see it. I didn't believe that he didn't know that it was embarrassing to do this. Xiang Yu was obviously thinking about something else. When he walked into the turbulent waves, he realized that something was wrong. He stood in the local area and looked around. He was still so tall that even people outside the store could see him. Jing Ke was a good person, but he was standing too badly. There were only two breast molds in the store who had nothing to wear. In order to find semiconductor signals, he was standing in front of the two things, with an idiot-like smile on the corner of his mouth, and he was simply twins like the molested man on the Internet.

Fatty Ying squatted beside me and said in confusion: "Why do you look at me when you look at me?" An extremely lewd scene suddenly flashed in my mind, and he laughed and said: "Did you watch a large group of beauties dancing striptease at that time?" Fatty Ying shook his head: "Look at me when I look at me when I look at me when I wear clothes." I suddenly said: "Did you remember your Terracotta Warriors and Horses?"

Qin Shihuang slapped his thighs: "It's just a thread. You know how to sprinkle it?"

Suddenly I sweated on my forehead, and I thought of a shocking thing: Where is the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang? It is still a mystery. Although the more recognized statement is the tomb of Mount Li, no body of Qin Shihuang himself was found there, and it has been confirmed that this tomb has not been stolen. In other words, the tomb of Mount Li is probably just a fake tomb of Qin Shihuang to cover up his eyes. So where is the real tomb? No one in the world before, but now at least one person is a sensible person: Qin Shihuang!

I stuttered, "Brother Ying, do you know where they buried you after you die?"

"Is it stupid? How can you know if you're hungry?"

I wiped my sweat (I had to buy a bottle of water later), and said with relief: "It's okay if I don't know, it saves me a lot of thoughts..."

"But before starving to death, ask them to bury their hunger to the faraway place, and they will be angry once if they are hungry."

"Shan Li..."

When Qin Shihuang heard the two words Lishan, he said contemptuously: "Wrong (that) is fake."

I sweated endlessly and asked carefully: "Can you find that place now?"

The fat man smacked his lips and said, "It's not good to be a member of the society."

The Qin King Tomb in Mount Li is actually fake! I also want to ask, Baozi was holding a bra over there and shouting to me, "Qianzi, how about this one?" I buried my head in my crotch again. Liu Bang held his chin and said, "I like that black one." Baozi glared at me, then smiled and said to Liu Bang, "Then buy you one?"

Xiang Yu stood in the pile of bras and was stunned for a while, walked up to me quickly and said, "Xiaoqiang (hey, I was finally called that). How fast can the thing we sat on when we came?"

It seems that King Chu is really in love with his children and a hero is short of breath. Now he is just going back to find Yu Ji. He probably doesn't know whether I told him to go back or not is in time, and Li Shishi would not make such a mistake.

But I could only answer him first and say, "That is called a van, and it's as fast as 80 miles. If it's a good car, it can be 2 to 3 times faster."

Xiang Yu said in a daze: "80 miles?"

"Oh, that's it... let me tell you, the best horse can run for more than 60 miles. You could probably run to 70 miles when you rode the horse, and the thing we were riding could run for 80 miles, and we could run day and night."

Xiang Yu's eyes were full of excitement: "Will that thing make it run and work hard?"

"Uh... I have to take the exam-I have no acquaintances in the vehicle management office."

"What's the meaning?"

"It's just that difficult to make, and that thing is not mine, I can't afford it for the time being."

Xiang Yu smiled conceitably: "Money is not a problem--"

"The problem is that there is no money. Brother, let me tell you the truth. I earned as much as a fire-headed soldier under your command back then. Think about how many years it would take for a fire-headed soldier to save to buy your black horse?"

Xiang Yu frowned and said, "The thin armor I wore was made of real gold. The cost of just asking someone to build was three thousand gold. Can you buy a van after you sold it?"

I just calculated it roughly - but didn't figure it out, and said, "I can buy countless BMWs."

"I don't want BMW, I just want a van."

Prosperity!

Xiang Yu continued, "You will sell it later when you go back."
Chapter completed!
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