Chapter 135: The toilet record

After Fan Kuai and Ersha left, the banquet calmed down again. Liu Bang wiped his sweat and smiled awkwardly: "Ji is rude."

After Zhang Liang sat back, he did not show any gratitude on the surface, but just quietly pulled me with his hand. I understood that this was a far-reaching meaning, which included both gratitude and private inquiry. I didn't express too much, so I kept drinking.

Seeing that the assassin's plan failed, Fan Zeng lightly tapped the table with his hand and looked at Xiang Yu several times. Xiang Yu turned a blind eye and just talked to Liu Bang about the past war. When it came to the resonance, both of them laughed happily. However, Bangzi is now to please Xiang Yu, while Xiang Yu is a little sincere. I know that in Xiang Yu's heart, there is affection for Liu Bang. The two have a grudge, which is to fight for the country. Yu Ji's death was purely accidental. Liu Bang personally did nothing excessive to Xiang Yu. When they came to me together, it was still wrong at the beginning, but as Xiang Yu pursued Zhang Bing, Liu Bang kept giving him advice. The grudge between the two had faded a lot. Besides, in my unfamiliar place, only Liu Bang was at the same time as him. The two had dealt with others together and fought with each other. If you really want to talk, there were many topics.

Later, although Xiang Yu still missed Yu Ji, his hatred for Liu Bang was actually relieved. The two of them were usually angry and had become a pair of bad friends without realizing it. Finally, at the moment of leaving, the two of them were afraid that they were the enemy in their previous lives.

So when Xiang Yu saw Liu Bang this time, he was always too arrogant. It was obvious that he had already started to like chatting with Liu Bang. Seeing this, I wanted to take the opportunity to call him back. I kept squeezing at him and making small moves to attract his attention. Before Xiang Yu's attention, he alarmed the person next to me. Zhang Liang asked with concern: "Does Brother Xiaoqiang feel uncomfortable?"

When Xiang Yu heard this, he looked here and happened to face me. I blinked my eyes desperately. Of course, Xiang Yu understood what I meant. His hands subconsciously pinched the pills in his sleeve. After hesitating for a while, he finally shook his head slightly at me.

I slapped my thigh, this damn hero plot.

Seeing that Liu and Xiang were close to each other, Fan Zeng was also very anxious. He had always been determined to eliminate Liu's faction. Seeing that this rare opportunity in the ages was about to miss, he couldn't help but couldn't sit still. He winked at Xiang Yu repeatedly - by the way, this meal was really a meal with a scattered look.

If Xiang Yu disappeared, he was just chatting with Liu Bang. Lao Fan was so anxious that he scratched his head. He subconsciously took off the jade pendant on his waist and held it in his hand. I was also trying to find something to sway Xiang Yu. In this place where the eyes were ineffective, I could only use upgrade tools to attract the attention of others. If I took this opportunity to give the medicine to Liu Bang, how much time would I save in the future?

But I only have a bunch of car keys in my pocket...

When I turned my head, I happened to see the jade pendant in Fan Zeng's hand. The old man wanted to raise it several times, but then he thought that Xiang Yu didn't dare to say anything before, so he tucked the ribbon on his fingers and tried hard. I leaned over and said, "Do you use it? You don't need to lend me a entourage."

Fan Zeng was speechless and mechanically handed over the jade pendant. I glanced at Xiang Yu and hurriedly raised it high. Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment, then turned his head over again. I sighed and had to tap the jade pendant on the table, waiting for the next chance. After Xiang Yu turned his head again, I held the jade pendant in front of me again. Xiang Yu glared at me, but still had no reaction. When I raised the jade pendant for the third time, Xiang Yu hummed with dissatisfaction.

Liu Bang was startled and thought that he had offended Xiang Yu by some words. Now both of them had drunk a lot of alcohol, and it was inevitable that there would be some mistakes after drinking. Liu Bang said carefully: "General?"

Xiang Yu waved his hand with an angry look on his face: "It's not your business. Let's continue drinking."

I knew that when Xiang Yu was stubborn, it was a nine-ox that could not be pulled back, so I had to throw the jade pendant back to Fan Zeng. Fan Zeng remained silent, not knowing what he was thinking about, and used a mind reading technique to him. The old man was full of swords, guns, swords and halberds, and it seemed that he was still killing Liu Bang's mind.

This subtle change on the field naturally aroused Liu Bang's alertness, and he woke up a lot of alcohol. He stood up and said, "Ji, I want to sue you for your sake, and the general will forgive you." As he said that, he slowly retreated to the door and walked out.

I clasped my fists and said, "It's convenient to sue you for your favor." Then I ran two steps and rushed out. I had to see what Liu Bang did. It's over. It's impossible to ask Xiang Yu to take medicine for him. I saw if I could find any more opportunities. If it really doesn't work, I could only send him away and it's over. It seems that the old man Fan Zeng would not give up until he achieves his goal. Liu Bang was unsafe after all, staying in Xiangying.

As a result, as soon as I went out, I saw the boy covering his crotch and asking where the guard's cottage was. I guess he was really suffocated. I followed him all the way into the toilet. When I walked in, the boy had just untied his pants. When he turned around, he saw that I had also come in. He didn't know what to say for a moment, so he could only smile at me in awkwardly. Sometimes we would encounter such embarrassment when we had a banquet: we were all well-dressed just now, but now we were all over, and we looked like we were dumb and we looked like we were demented and anxiously stupid. I don't know what situation a woman encountered in the toilet. Anyway, men are like this. What should you talk about at this time? It's a bit disgusting to shake hands, and it's a bit inappropriate to ask "what you had eaten"...

I had no choice but to nod to Liu Bang and greet him, "Where is Pei Gong?"

Liu Bang said uneasyly: "Ah, yes, are you here too?"

"Here, hehe..."

"hey-hey……"

Then we both did our own things in the direction of the water pillar. Liu Bang focused on washing a little while saying casually: "Xiaoqiang - I remember correctly, brother, should be the General Xiao who smiled slightly against Zhang Han's 100,000 troops?"

I said in surprise: "Oh, does Pei Gong know me?"

The reason why I am strange is that from Zhang Liang's tone, he probably doesn't know my glorious deeds. Of course, it may be that my in-laws deliberately did not mention this for some reason, but in short, from this point, we can see that Liu Bang is not idle, and he pays attention to what kind of people in Xiang Yu's camp have done.

Liu Bang sighed: "Apart from General Xiang, the heroes of this era are probably the ones who belong to General Xiao."

I hurriedly said, "This is so polite." This is what he said, "I heard that if you want to change someone else, you should think too much. In addition to Xiang, my surname is Xiao Di. Isn't this a bit of a provocation?

Liu Bang sighed again, "It's a pity that Ji Rongma never got a person like a general for help in half his life. Otherwise, Ji would like to serve him with the etiquette of his elder brother and would never leave him any day. In the future, if you get a grain of rice and a grain of rice, you will definitely give him half of it."

This seems to mean that if someone like me wants to pass, he will give me half of the shares. Liu Bang is really drunk. Even if he has such thoughts, he must have tried every means to express himself. I snorted and said, "This is because you are not kind anymore. You are openly poaching people."

"Oh..." Although Liu Bang didn't fully understand what I meant, he saw that I was unhappy and shook his hands and wet his pants. However, the boy reacted so quickly that he pretended to be drunk and said blankly: "Why is General Xiao angry? Is it because Ji drunken and Menglang?"

I can only laugh dryly.

Liu Bang shook a few times and started to tie his pants - as for why he shook, whoever knew. The moment he turned around, he suddenly lowered his voice, as if he was muttering to himself or saying to me: "Ji Yan is heart-felt, the general will measure it."

I chased him out, saw him walking towards the dining room, and shouted, "Hey, where are you going?"

Liu Bang was stunned: "Go back."

I clapped my legs and said, "Why are you going back? Are you waiting for us to kill you?"

Liu Bang shrank his neck: "What's the point?"

"If it weren't for the past, you would have died two more times." I pointed to the mansion and said, "Go away quickly."

Liu Bang was stunned, then ran away.

"Stop!" I was so angry that I ran away, even if I left Zhang Liang alone, at least I still had time to say polite words to me, right?

Liu Bang turned around and said, "Ah?"

I reached out and spread it in front of him: "Didn't you prepare any gifts for General Xiang when you came?"

Liu Bang suddenly realized, took out a pair of jade buckets from his arms and put them in my hand, and then walked backwards and said, "General Xiao's kindness is in mind, and he will definitely repay him in the future."

I waved my hand and said, "Go and go." Isn't that rape again in the future?

I didn't find the opportunity to give Liu Bang medicine, but I finally sent the girl away. Xiang Yu's enthusiasm may have caused him to misunderstand that he thought he was absolutely safe. But Fan Zeng had to be careful.

I walked back with a pair of jade buckets. The little thing was square and crystal clear, and it looked serious. Sure enough, when I walked to the door, I saw soldiers gathering and mobilizing around me quickly. It seemed that Lao Fan wanted to learn from Xiang Yu and burn his boat.

I walked in, put the two buckets on the table and said, "Pei Gong was drunk. He said he was very upset. He was guilty of a crime with the king and went back first."

Xiang Yu said oh, without saying too much. Zhang Liang seemed to have been accustomed to Liu Bang leaving him and running away. He stood up calmly and said, "Since that's the case, Zifang has also said goodbye. Thank you for your kind hospitality." As he said that, he glared at Xiang Bo, and I took him to the door and said a few polite words. Zhang Liang looked at me with questions, and the meaning seemed to be saying, "Where are you?"

Seeing Zhang Liang go, Fan Zeng stood up with a whisper and stared at him. Seeing a pair of jade fighters on the table suddenly pull out their long swords, I kicked both small things on the ground and broke them. This thing is really beautiful, and I can't bear to let others cut it. We are not the kind of perverted crazy that we can't get it, but since something is destined to be destroyed, it's better to destroy it in our own hands.

Fan Zeng was unable to vent his anger. He was excited and pointed at Xiang Yu with his finger. After all, he felt it was inappropriate. So he changed his finger to me and said, as if he was about to express some emotion. Before he could say the first word, I rushed in front of him and shouted: "Okay, okay, I admit that I am a bad guy and a plan!"
Chapter completed!