: Putting a cake on children and marrying husbands

Kill a hair!

Just live the addiction to the power of life and death, and you can really kill the fat man? It's like someone kindly lending you a phone call. On the surface, you're not polite to use it. Do you have the nerve to use it with someone else's phone number? Do you have the nerve to call pornographic service with someone else's phone number?

But this feeling is really good. Think about it, as long as you say, hundreds of lives will be ruined in your hands, how pleasant it would be? No wonder the fat man can’t even eat eggs and tomato noodles, but he still looks down in front of his emperor. As a man, he lives this power.

But I still pretended to hesitate for a moment - I couldn't let them see that I was dizzy.

General Wang and his friends stared at my mouth without a moment. Everyone had the desire to survive. They were unwilling to seek death until the last moment. A group of old men even said noisy: "Principal, kill! Principal, kill!"

As soon as I waved my hand, everyone calmed down. I said loudly: "Can't kill!" I saw that Meng Yi breathed a long sigh after I finished saying this. General Wang and the others walked through the life and death gates. If it weren't for the danger, people would have been weak.

My father-in-law Li xx said: "Principal, these people are not enough to calm the anger of the public if they are not killed!"

I glared at him. If he hadn't been willing to give his daughter to me as a harem, I would have been thwarted by him. These old guys, led by Wang xx and my father-in-law, hoped that I would kill General Wang on the wall. The bigger the matter was, the fat man was busy dealing with me, the easier it would be for them to pass the chaos.

I whispered loudly: "General Wang and the others are not wrong. They are serving the king, how can they be fratricidal? There is a big misunderstanding among them..." I stood in front of the mountain-like guards and visited the seas across the mountain and said to General Wang, "I promise that as long as you don't move forward, we will never hurt you. Give me some time. If I guess correctly, the king's new order will arrive soon..."

Before I finished speaking, the sound of horse hooves came from afar. A sharp and bright voice shouted with fear: "Great King Order, General Wang quickly returns to the palace and cannot enter Xiao Mansion one step!"

When we came closer, we saw that this person was the eunuch next to Qin Shihuang, who was the one I wanted to search for me before I went to the hall. He ran over to see that we had not started yet. He immediately felt relieved and patted his chest with his hands exaggeratedly and said, "I'm scared to death. I thought it was already bloody here." He walked through layers of surrounds and came to General Wang, and said to General Wang who was a little stunned: "The king is strict, General Wang will return to the palace immediately when he sees me, so he must not hurt a hair of King Qi!"

This decree is not so much abstaining from me as a pardon General Wang and the others. If there was no way at this moment, the bastard would be willing to fight me head-on. When he heard this, he suddenly heard the sound of nature and said excitedly: "The last general is the order!" Then he walked up to me and knelt down, saying word by word in a trembling voice: "King Qi, I owe you a life. My brothers owe you a hundred lives. But what will happen in the future? Our brothers will never refuse."

He also knew in his heart that as long as I was nodded just now, he had already been shot into a sieve. When I could have killed him naturally, I almost swallowed my anger to save the lives of their people. This favor is so great. Judging from his true feelings, I guess even if I really rebel, he would have to follow him.

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, there is no need to take it to my heart for a misunderstanding."

A group of old guys suddenly smiled happily and said, "It turned out to be a misunderstanding, hahaha, we were worried for a long time." With this order, the old guys took a reassurance. The dogs fell into the water and turned into a Qilin again, and even the king issued a special amnesty order. This time, he hugged the King of Qi's thigh and didn't even need to have psychological disorders. For a moment, the words of flattery came like a tide.

At this moment, someone suddenly said in surprise: "Blood, there is blood on King Qi's pants!"

I looked down and saw that the root of my thigh was flushed, and the blood was spreading toward my trouser legs. This was the blood sac I had just tied to my thigh. It should have been squeezed out when I was dealing with the emergencies.

An old guy blurted out: "The King of Qi was so scared that he wet his pants!" As soon as he said, he knew that he had said something he shouldn't say in his life. His face turned pale, and others did not even give him the chance to cover up the slip of the tongue. He said indignantly: "How can you slander the King of Qi like this? That's obviously blood!"

The man was refuted and got wet with his crotch - he really pissed his pants.

Wang xx glanced at my crotch and shouted: "Your King Qi is obviously so angry that he is so bloody!"

Because my part is really sensitive and not injured, it is difficult to convince the public if it is not urinating, so Wang xx remembered such an incredible reason: hematuria. Generally speaking, blood is much better than urine. King Qi was so angry that he was urinating, which contained a lot of anger and the end of the hero. This is many times better than King Qi was frightened to pee his pants. Similarly, this theory is also applicable to the higher level. Heroes can vomit blood, but they are almost spitting.

This time, my cheap father-in-law Li xx did not refute Wang xx, but pointed at General Wang and said, "Oh, you're done. The first time I saw him, I got the King of Qi so angry that he was bleeding. Just wait for the whole family to behead him!"

General Wang looked at me with awkward face. In order to enhance his reputation, Li xx said proudly: "To be honest, my little girl has always admired King Qi. In order to fulfill her wish, I decided to marry King Qi..." As he said that, he turned to me and smiled apologized, "I just don't know if our Li family has this honor."

I hurriedly returned the favor with a smile on my face: "You are so polite."

Unexpectedly, I, Xiaoqiang, can finally harm the cadres' children! Baozi is now pregnant, and this is the golden opportunity for men to cheat, which has laid a solid foundation for me to have a mistress. Although it was wrapped in the Qin Dynasty - the road was a little far, but it happened to be unaware of it!

Wang xx on the side couldn't stand Li xx's smug look and couldn't help but whisper: "Your daughter looks like a cake, and she's so embarrassed to get married."

I said in surprise: "What does it look like to post cakes?" I didn't expect that there would be cakes in the Warring States Period?

A soldier under Meng Yi took out a cake sticker to show me - they might have brought it with him as marching rations. I saw that the thing was square, round and black, and it looked really hard to compliment. Seeing others smiling, Wang xx's description was probably true, so I immediately gave up the idea that I already had a bun at home, so now I will find a cake sticker. Should I marry a wife or open a breakfast stall? Besides, there is not even a bowl of porridge, which is too dry!

At this time, another eunuch rode in front of us on his horse, whipping his whip in the air and shouting fiercely: "Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

He broke into us, and the eunuch who had just passed an order knew this person and said, "Eunuch Xu, is it the king who asked you to send an order to recall General Wang? I have done it."

The Eunuch Xu didn't hit anyone else at all, and suddenly said to General Wang: "The king said the order. Ask you why you haven't returned to the palace yet, quickly raise Xiao Ni's head to see you!"

Everyone was stunned. General Wang was standing beside me now and wondered: "Has the king just issued a pardon order? Should I kill the King of Qi or not?"

Eunuch Xu rolled his eyes and said, "Our family just cares about circulating the king's orders, and ignore them."

Someone among the ministers whispered: "The king has changed his mind again." Someone agreed: "I'm afraid that this time I've decided." Wang xx slapped her father Li xx and said: "Now is the time for you to express your determination. Where are you on?"

Li xx said seriously: "I have thought about it. My daughter is ugly and not worthy of the King of Qi. Let her take care of me for the end of her life." He said politely, and his feet were already standing far away from me.

After Eunuch Xu passed the order, he sat on the horse and stared at General Wang. General Wang looked at him and looked at me again, with an extremely unnatural expression, so he had to draw out his sword again. Meng Yi stepped forward and stood in front of me, and said angrily: "You repetition..." He immediately stopped talking because he realized that the repetition was actually his master Qin Shihuang, not General Wang.

As soon as General Wang drew his sword, the people under his command could only hold the weapons in his hands. Meng Yi's men then pointed the weapons at them again, but this time there was no longer a tense atmosphere. The people on both sides looked at each other, and it looked more like the younger brothers who were waiting for the boss to speak in the underworld negotiations.

General Wang said to Meng Yi with a smile and cry: "General Meng, we have no grudges in our personalities. We are both ministers of the king, so you have to understand me."

Meng Yi sighed and said, "I understand..." and said, "Asking to you, Principal Xiao, what do you think?"

I said, "Wait for a while. See when the new order will arrive."

I was also very surprised that the two commands were less than 10 minutes apart. It is logical that this should not happen. Could it be that the temptation of the herbal medicine has begun to repeat frequently?

Eunuch Xu was stunned and said, "Why haven't you taken action yet?"

I laughed and said, "This is the first time I have seen a eunuch like you who has no eyesight. Can't you see the situation clearly?"

Eunuch Xu then glanced at the scene and saw General Wang pitifully surrounded by three layers of inside and outside, he couldn't help but scream: "Do you dare to rebel?"

I looked at him angry and ordered: "Turn him down! You are a man or a woman!" After that, I quickly smiled at the first eunuch who came to pass the order. "Dad father-in-law, I'm not talking about you."

The eunuch giggled and said, "It's okay. Although I have given birth to a man, I'll be a woman if I cut the dirty thing." As he said that, he looked at Eunuch Xu with contempt. "Who is like him, something that is neither male nor female!"

I felt chills and asked, "I haven't asked my father-in-law about his name Gao."

"Female eunuch" covered her mouth and chuckled, "What's the surname? I'm surrounded by the king's slaves, but before I was purified, I had a common name called Zhao Gao."

I didn't breathe a sigh of relief and almost fell over. Before I could say anything, another eunuch came from a distance, crossed his arms in front of his chest and shouted: "The king's order, General Wang quickly returns to the palace and cannot enter Xiao Mansion for half a step..."

This time, before General Wang issued the order, the people under his command hurriedly put away their weapons. Meng Yijun was a little accustomed to it. He quickly lifted the siege. The soldiers on both sides looked at each other, laughing and crying.

General Wang sighed and put the sword in the box and said, "You said, "You are the king..." The words afterwards must not be a praising word. He bowed to me and said, "Xiao... the principal, I'd better go back and see what's going on. Who can stand this wave after wave?"

I smiled and said, "I'm not busy, I'll go back with you."

Seeing that I was basically unable to die, a group of old men gathered around one by one. The one who told me to wear more clothes and asked me to take care of myself. Li xx, who almost used a pot-kick girl to seduce me successfully, stepped forward a few steps and said enthusiastically: "King Qi, the little girl is actually quite pretty..."

I quickly waved my hand: "You shouldn't be polite." If you don't say you don't stick to pancakes, I can't bear this barometer-like father-in-law. In the future, if you can get along with these old men, you can't get away from me. This is not an official novel.

I went back to the house and changed my pants, took two sharpened swords and blood sacs, and brought Meng Yi's troops and General Wang and others into the palace.

Just as I went into the house to change clothes, two eunuchs came to Xiao Mansion. Of course, one was to send an order to kill me, and the other was to cancel the order. Now Meng Yi and General Wang were used to it. When the order to kill me came, people on both sides smiled and took out weapons as if they were on horseback. Before the other party could speak, they put away their weapons. At first, they were still happy, but later they were both tired. On the way from Xiao Mansion to Xianyang Palace, we received more than a dozen decrees, not only were there any killing and pardons, but because the eunuchs immediately had different skills or paths, the two decrees were both killing or pardons.
Chapter completed!