Author: Zhu Chengbi

Last time, Zhang Xiaohua changed her gender and traveled through time, and the sailors and the moon flew into trouble.

Xiaoqiang cried loudly in the adult restricted version of Sailor Moon who was torn by a bun, and the bun stood beside him and waved his whip... Ah, no, it was a rag, "The surname is Xiao! Where did you change to such a human-like beauty!"

If we talk about this woman's keen sixth sense, it is much stronger than the bronze little strong. The sixth sense of Baozi actually made her say the outline of the word "shemale". She is truly a man among women and arsenic among men.

Seeing that the small universe of the buns was gathering secretly, Xiaoqiang cried without knowing how to wipe away tears, "I'm all limited editions... Someone online paid 13 yuan a book, I couldn't bear to sell it! My mother, I feel so sorry for me..." The dark clouds were shrouded by the buns, and the storm was about to come and the wind filled the building. The wind blew the five-man outside who was watching the fun was staggering.

"Not good, withdraw." After quickly evaluating the strength of both sides, Liu Bang briefly summarized the current situation and issued a specific action plan. The five-man team withdrew from the battlefield with a whizz. (Oh, Brother Qiang, it's not up to you, so he can hold on high, asking you to do more good deeds and accumulate virtue in your daily life. How bad is this happening...)

"Don't you say it." Baozi said in a deep voice. "Ah?" Xiaoqiang looked up at Baozi with tears in his eyes, but did not see the evil signs on Baozi's face clearly. "Very good, cousin, bring the door." Baozi said without looking back and told Li Shishi who was smiling and leaning against the door and eating potato chips while watching the game. "Cousin's wife, be gentle." Li Shishi was indeed as gentle as water, "My cousin's computer has those moon animations, hehe."

(...Women, the most terrifying creature on earth ranks second, and the number one is the beautiful and innocent woman...)

The five-man quickly rushed to the door and eavesdropped on the movements inside the door with the power of a stacked arhat. Only the thunder inside the door was shaken, the mountains and rivers changed color, and ghosts cried and howled. Three minutes seemed like a century. Well, of course, a century was just a time for the five-man to fart... "Jing Ke, your mother, you're so hungry." Fatty Winning was at the bottom. Jing Ke's long fart on the top made him shake left and right, and the eavesdropped on the five-man's Arhat Tower collapsed. Xiang Yu's burly body crashed into a three-piece wooden door that was as crisp as a dead leaf to him. There was only one. They did not want to stop the bloody massacre from continuing.

The situation inside the door was that Baozi held the computer monitor in his hand and raised it high above his head and stepped on Xiaoqiang. The tragedy was about to happen, but he was interrupted by the five-person group. "I, I'm doing yoga with Qiangzi, haha, yoga." Obviously, Baozi still hopes to be a lady in front of others. Everyone in the five-person group raised their heads and chests, without looking down, and ignored Xiaoqiang lying on the ground.

Xiang Yu was obviously a little guilty about destroying such a good atmosphere and such a good wooden door, and said voluntarily: "The strength is to pull mountains and the energy is vast, but the time is not good and the horse will never pass away. This yoga is a wonderful way to strengthen the body!"

Li Shishi walked over and looked over again, "Why are you squeezing so many people? Two people help me wash dishes." The five-member team went to Lei Feng with a silence. Baozi put down the monitor dejectedly, "Oh, this 15-inch broken computer is really heavy." Xiaoqiang jumped up with a rubbing sound: "I'll buy you a 22-inch LCD ultra-thin one!"

"Kneel down!" (Bunzimm watched the palace dramas for too long, sweating...)

"Oh, forgot, do you think that woman is really the old man's granddaughter? Are you really mentally abnormal? Do you really want to live in our house?"

"Return to the Lord Lafayette, I dare not say a word of lies."

"Since that's the case, I believe you once. If you find that there is a falsehood in the future, you will definitely be killed! You retreat, I want to be alone later..."

"twitter!"

Xiaoqiang, who saved his life, sighed that life was unbearable. The joy of keeping the head on his neck made him hum a little song again, "I am a girl, beautiful girl, I am a girl, you don't understand girls..." Zhang Xiaohua, who was on the sofa, listened to him singing this song, felt a tearing pain in her chest, and she burst into tears! "Hey? What's broken?"

"It's my heart... Brother Qiang, I'll be a shemale for a year?" Xiaohua held her head in pain, "Oh, sister Xiaohua, don't force it in her life, then, maybe it will grow? I know a fortune teller, uh, the pharmacy, I'll ask you one day." Xiaoqiang thought to himself, give you a hope first, and send you away after a year of hard work. I don't care if you are a shemale or a demon. I'm so sad all day long, wouldn't I feel so suffocated?

"Brother Qiang..." Xiaohua looked up and looked at the character she created affectionately. Her eyes were as gentle and kind as a mother looking at her child. Xiaoqiang was electrocuted by this glance and her hair stood up. This, it turned out that Li Shishi took Xiaohua to change clothes and wash up. After removing the thick makeup on her face, Xiaohua was so pure and charming, no less than Li Shishi.

"Xiaohua..." Xiaoqiang's star-shaped star was so crazy that he vomited sour water when he saw it. It seemed that he would keep his innocence in the future, and the hard days were still coming.

On the other side, the five-member team strangely pushed a small cart in the barber shop, covering a round object with cloth on their heads. Li Shishi covered his mouth and laughed, "Cousin, come." Xiaoqiang sucked his saliva and ran to Li Shishi like a puppy, "Cousin, we..." He whispered a few words with his ears, Xiaoqiang nodded repeatedly and said, and finally he said big, "My cousin's plan is deeply attracted to my heart! High! It's really high!"

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"I wish you a happy holiday! I wish you a happy holiday! I wish you a happy holiday! I wish you a happy holiday! I wish you a happy March 8th Day!"

The five-person group, with the awkward Zhang Xiaohua and the heroic Xiaoqiang, sang a birthday song adapted from the lyrics, and the group came to the door of the buns. Uh, there was no more... The buns looked at them foolishly, stunned for a long time before they reacted, and burst into tears! "You...55555...you...55555"

"Bun, we sincerely wish you a happy holiday, everyone loves you, and flowers bloom when you see flowers bloom." After Xiaoqiang said that, he slapped himself in his heart, "A good lie is for great good..." Li Shishi lifted the covered cloth, a very big cake box, and then opened the box, a very big cake! While she was cutting the cake, she said, "Come on, sister Xiaohua will also cut it together. The three of us ate it all, leaving no piece for the men!"

But I didn't see the expression of Baozi staring at the cake, black lines... black lines on his face... "Qianzi, is this your idea?" "Of course!" The proud Xiaoqiang didn't notice Baozi's expression at all.

"I'll kill you!" Baozi snatched the fruit knife that was about to cut the cake from Li Shishi's hand. Naturally, it was Jing Ersha's hand. He raised his hand and chopped Xiaoqiang. Xiaoqiang was also a special forces that had been experienced in many battles. He saw this situation a lot. He ran away like conditioned reflexes, and the two of them roared away.

The five-member group and Xiaohua stood on the spot in dementia. Xiaohua glanced at the cake with a clever look and took a breath, "I wish you a happy 38th March of the Year"... "Brother Qiang, please be blessed..."

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PS: I wish Xiaohua sister and all the beauties a happy holiday!^_^ I’ll give you a big gift~
Chapter completed!