Chapter 49: Marshal of the Monte Cristo

I took action, finally got it!

I found a child to call me dad in front of the bun. It seems that my opponent is not only rich but also very tasteful. At least I have read Mark Twain's book.

Unfortunately, he miscalculated. This child looked at least in his teens. Ten years ago, I was 17 years old? I remember when I started at 18 or 19... Uh, let's talk about serious business.

Baozi looked down at the child's age, probably relieved, and asked me with a smile: "When did you have such a big son?" She squatted down and took out change while teasing the child. She probably regarded the child as beggar.

I put my hands on the child's armpit and picked it up and placed it two steps away from me. I looked at him carefully and saw that the child had a melon-shaped face, white skin and red skin, and his big eyes were so cute, but I couldn't be "cute" at all in my heart. Such a young child would be so ugly. What would it be if he grows up?

I asked him sternly: "Who is instigated by you?"

Baozi slapped me: "Why are you so fierce to the child?" She put her hand on the child's head and touched her, and suddenly said: "Hey, look at this child's clothes don't look like a beggar." Baozi asked with a smile, "Little guy, where are your parents?"

While we were looking at this child, he was also observing us. Curiosity and wisdom flashed in his big dark eyes. When he heard the bun say the word "Dad" and hugged my legs again: "That grandpa said you will be my dad in the future."

I had to put him away again and asked helplessly: "Who told you that I will be your father in the future?"

The little guy turned around and pointed. I followed his hand and saw a vulgar old man in the corner opposite him squatted at me and smiled badly: Liu Laoliu!

My three-door god was furious and subconsciously touched the bag, but I was reluctant to throw it into him. Today I came out with the bun to see the wedding dress. The stuff in it was all money.

I asked the bun to wait for me on the spot, and pulled the child to rush towards Liu Laoliu angrily. Seeing that I was really angry, Liu Laoliu stood up quickly and alertly guarded against me. I led the child to his legs and scolded: "You old bastard are finally willing to die?"

Liu Laoliu touched the child's head and said with a smile: "I didn't hug your wife and jumped into the well, why do you hate me so much?"

I originally wanted to kick Lao Ya by flying, but the child stood in front of him and said, "Whose child, please return it to them first? Have you opened a new project to abduct abducted population?"

Liu Laoliu looked down at the child and said, "This kid is called Cao Chong, Cao Cao's youngest son, your new client. I'm afraid that other children will bully him in the future, so I called him to call you dad."

"Cao Chong, why does it sound so familiar?"

Liu Laoliu said contemptuously: "You haven't graduated from elementary school. Have you never learned 'Cao Chong'er Li'?"

Cao Chong frowned and said, "That's Kong Rong--"

Liu Laoliu and I were stunned, looked at each other, took out the cigarette and dispersed it to each other, and smiled dryly, "Smoke, haha..."

I smoked and said, "You know what happened to the Eight Heavenly Kings recently. What do you say?"

Liu Laoliu said with a serious expression: "I only realized that the 'upper' is very unhappy about this matter. I have been busy wiping my butt and dealing with the aftermath recently."

I said in wonder, "Why do you have anything you don't know?"

Liu Laoliu said profoundly: "Even the God Realm is not omnipotent as you think, we must develop according to certain rules. Lao Li calls this, you call this law, if we really know each other for five hundred years, we will be determined to have something to happen to the birth and death book, then will you still be there? This involves a philosophical issue..."

"Don't talk nonsense, talk about serious matters, how did the Eight Heavenly Kings come up with it..."

Liu Laoliu said with his feet: "What I can tell you now is that the Eight Heavenly Kings are indeed the Eight Heavenly Kings who have been right with Liangshan, but those people are not those people."

The more I listened, the more confused I became: "What do you mean?"

"The Eight Heavenly Kings are Wang Yin, Deng Yuanjue and the others, but their current names are Wang Shuangcheng, Baojin, Wang Shuangcheng was born in 1973 and is a truck driver. Baojin is 32 years old this year. He is a worker at Shenguang Machinery Factory."

I began to understand a little and said, "Is there really such a saying about reincarnation?"

"Reincarnation is not a strange thing. It is surprising that Wang Shuangcheng and Baojin, who have not even read "Water Margin", suddenly jumped out and went against the heroes, and their skills are not weak - in a word, it doesn't matter who they were in their previous life, and they all lived their own little lives, but as soon as the matter happened a few days ago, it means that they abandoned their current identities and became Wang Yin and Deng Yuanjue."

I said, "How can I get the ground? Can the memories of a person's previous life be saved until after reincarnation?"

Liu Laoliu shook his head seriously and said, "It is absolutely impossible. After drinking Mengpo soup, at least 99% of the memories of the previous life were gone."

"Isn't there still some remaining one place at a time?"

"That's within the normal range." Liu Laoliu suddenly asked me: "Sometimes you dream of some places and scenes that seem familiar, but when you wake up, you suddenly feel lost?"

I slapped my face: "Yes, yes, for a while, I always dreamed of a bunch of naked girls taking a shower in front of me. After waking up, I suddenly felt like I lost it."

Liu Laoliu thought for a while and said, "Well, you were either Dong Yong or in the women's bathhouse in your previous life."

Cao Chong suddenly raised his head and asked, "Why is it so strong that he can hold the sky?" It seems that this kid is indeed smarter than ordinary peers. He doesn't ask what it is, he asks why...

Liu Laoliu and I spoke in unison: "You will know when you grow up!"

I asked Liu Laoliu: "As you said, is it possible for people to recall what they did in their previous life from their dreams?"

Liu Laoliu said: "I told you that it is impossible. Although some people are special, they definitely cannot reach this level."

I asked, "Who is more special?"

"Celebrities, strong people, and people remembered by people generally have a strong nostalgia for their lifetime after death. We call this emotion a strong thought. The stronger the strong thought, the greater the impact on the reincarnation. In addition, the subtle fluctuations that people nostalgic for them after death, the stronger people are somewhat different from ordinary people after reincarnation, but I have never seen an example of who they are who they were before."

I hurriedly stopped his words and said excitedly: "No! I can feel that I must have been Zhao Yun in my previous life!"

"You're hallucinating."

“…It’s possible, you keep talking.”

Liu Laoliu glared at me and continued: "The biggest impact of strong man's thoughts on reincarnation is that this person will intentionally or unintentionally maintain certain temper characteristics or habits in his previous life when he grows up."

I asked again: "Will it affect appearance?"

Liu Laoliu nodded: "Yes, and the chance is very high. We will even deliberately transform the idea of ​​strong people into a lineage of appearance, because we can adhere to the earth, only appearance has the least impact on the overall environment. History does not require two Kings of Zhou, but after hundreds or thousands of years, it doesn't matter if a person who looks exactly like King Zhou appears."

I couldn't help but take a secret glance at the bun. I didn't know how strong she was before she was reincarnated. I really couldn't imagine what she looked like in her previous life...

I returned to the topic: "You said so much that is impossible. How do you explain the two workers who turned back into the Eight Heavenly Kings?"

Liu Laoliu said angrily: "Someone is making trouble!"

I said in surprise: "Who is so awesome, can you actually fight against your heaven?"

Liu Laoliu said: "This man was also a god before. He was demoted to the realm because he violated the Heavenly Order, which means he was born into a human body. But none of us expected that this guy had served in the underworld before. He had a good personal relationship with Meng Po, and often asked for a few bowls of Meng Po soup to drink without any trouble. So he became immunized with this soup. After he entered the human world, he never forgot who he was from the moment he was born, and he was always ready to counterattack to harm the heavenly court."

I curled my lips and said, "The Marshal of the Sky, but since he has been demoted, he still has the ability to counterattack. The organization should not be lenient in treating traitors."

Liu Laoliu sighed: "It's not that simple, and the gods are not as glamorous as you think. We use mana in the lower realm forbidden. If it's a god and can do whatever you want, do you think the world will be so peaceful?"

I also sighed, "It turns out that being a god is nothing good, and even people cannot be bullied."

"Because he is familiar with the ingredients of Mengpo Soup, he has developed a knowledge of the medicine. Once this medicine is taken, he will completely restore his memory of his previous life. So Wang Shuang's achievements become Wang Yin, and Baojin becomes Deng Yuanjue again."

"But what's the use of him doing this?"

"I don't know how he knew about the life and death incident, so he specially developed this medicine in large quantities. The purpose is to mess up your place in a targeted manner to achieve the effect of turning the world upside down, so that we will all be punished by God."

I couldn't help but burst out with a slight music. I always heard that I was punished by God, but I saw the truth today.

I asked him, "Do you think of a countermeasure?"

Liu Laoliuo smiled in his heart: "Of course there is!"

"What's the solution?"

"You can deal with him!"

I was listening with a smile, but now this expression instantly frozen on my face...

"You ask me to come forward to deal with a retired god?"

Liu Laoliu laughed and said, "Aren't you also a reserve god?"

I shouted, "Fuck! Can the new recruits in the reserve area beat veterans?"

"Don't be afraid, he no longer has magic power."

The reason why I was relaxed just now was that I thought that since Liu Laoliu and the others knew the problem, they naturally came forward to settle it. Unexpectedly, they came forward to deal with it. As for settlement, I have to go. This reminded me of the lyrics of Tang Seng: I will take the blame, and I will die.

Liu Laoliu said seriously: "You are responsible for dragging him out for a few days, and it will be easier to deal with when we find this person."

I grabbed him and said sternly: "I'm paying for the second month. I'll tell you, I don't want anything else. Give me a pair of glasses. As for the function, of course, you can tell what someone did in his previous life at a glance. I can't open my eyes and do it with others, right?"

Liu Laoliu immediately smiled and said, "Yes, I thought of this problem, and applied to the above. I guess I will be able to approve it soon."

I let him go helplessly and waved, "Get out quickly, I'll be upset when I see you, and I'll leave too."

This time it was Liu Laoliu's turn to pull me. He pointed at me and said, "Take your little client with you, and he will be your son from now on."

I almost forgot about this. When I looked down, Xiao Cao Chong was blinking his big eyes at me. I couldn't help but sigh: "You can't do anything like this little child in a year. Can't you make an exception and send him back to his biological father?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Xiao Cao's situation is a bit special. His life span is indeed wrong, but it is not clear how many years he has been wrong. His life and death book was blurred. Now our people are checking it on the terminal computer in the underworld. It takes about three months to go back and forth."

I said, "It's just three months. You can send him back and let him live well. I'll find out after three months."

Liu Laoliu suddenly stepped back and said, "That... one day in the sky, one year underground. You must know that Cao Cao is actually the one who is most optimistic about this young son. If we send him back, Chinese history will most likely be rewritten."

...I know why Liu Laoliu took those two steps back. He was afraid that I would beat him. Even if I couldn't beat him, I had the strong urge to vomit him all over!

After three months, I will check it. This shows that Cao Chong is still more than 90 years old. Add him to his 10 years old this year and add the data after finding it...
Chapter completed!