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The Chaos of Zhang Xiaohua Author: Zhu Chengbi

"Zhang Xiaohua!" A sharp female voice cut through the sky and reached someone's eardrum. The word "flower" lengthened the sound, and the sound waves meandered in the air to bring a cold current, and someone's eardrums shivered to the soles of the feet.

"Zhang Xiaohua! Long time no see!" The woman who emitted this powerful sound wave appeared strangely from the dark crowd in front of someone in a lightning speed. Her bodywork was astonishing as she was so sharp that she was shocking.

"Female hero, please forgive me..." Zhang Xiaohua bent down and fisted at the woman in front of her, and did not dare to look directly at the woman.

"Huh? Why are you not Zhang Xiaohua?" The woman looked up and down at the 1.8-meter-old man, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and exclaim: "How come you are so destitute like this after not seeing you for many years?"

No wonder she said this. Look, strands of knotted hair on the bird's nest, and there are suspicious white crystals on it; a coat that is neither yellow nor green, with grey stains and grey stains tangled into blocks; a pair of black and blue jeans on her lower body were loosely dragged to her feet, and a hole in the trouser legs showed a big red cotton socks; a pair of green plastic slippers that the uncle and grandpa were essential for, and the winter was not too cold.

When Zhang Xiaohua felt that she was about to be scorched by the hot eyes of this woman, she raised her head in fear, "Female hero, I am Zhang Xiaohua, dare you ask the female hero?" It doesn't matter if you look up, but she was stunned. It's so beautiful... Her eyes are filled with autumn water, her eyebrows are as bright as the mountains, her skin is as bright as snow, and she is extremely delicate. She raised her head and stared at her pretty. She beat the drums in her heart. Suddenly, everything around her became black and white films stagnated. Only she, her eyes were swelling with bright light.

He swallowed the saliva secreted from his mouth hard and immediately shook his hair. Of course, he couldn't shake it. He put on the most handsome expression, "Miss, your surname?"

The woman covered her heart and said with a huge blow: "I am Zhu Chengbi! Old classmate, you have changed so much. Now it is really true, really, really, punk!" Finally, I thought of a fashionable word to describe this old classmate whom I had secretly loved. I was secretly glad that there was no way out of the darkness at the beginning, and the Buddha blessed me!

Zhang Xiaohua was also stupid. How did the short-haired girl with glasses become such a big beauty with a model figure and a super girl's face? She recalled like lightning and was afraid of running out of luck when she was pursuing herself, and she secretly gave herself a big mouth in her heart. Sun! Why did she get away with her? Let go of potential stocks. Depending on the situation, the high-performance stocks are now trapped by others.

"Zhu Chengbi, you have become much more beautiful, haha, haha." He smiled regretfully and wanted to escape. He went back to get the bricks and went to harm himself, but she grabbed her arm. "Old classmate, it's rare to meet. I happened to have a good thing about Qiao Zonger, who earns some pocket money. Are you willing to do it?"

Zhang Xiaohua was happy. Could it be that she still had love for me? She was so tight that if I didn't agree, God would destroy me! She didn't ask about it now, and she agreed. Unexpectedly, a huge disaster would happen from now on...

"Good sister, spare me! I can't make money!" Zhang Xiaohua hugged the coat he took off and stepped back. Zhu Chengbi smiled grimly: "I can't help you! Now that you are in a hurry, you can get better, and you can get better if you don't get better!"

Zhang Xiaohua retreated to the corner of the wall and refused to obey, "I, my dignified man, how can I do such an unbearable thing? Don't force me!"

"Forcing you? I'm begging you! Take off your clothes and follow me. After the matter is done, I will thank you very much!"

"I have parents above and Xiaoqiang below. After doing this, how can I see them!" Zhang Xiaohua argued with reason.

Zhu Chengbi's beautiful eyes were waving. After thinking for a moment, she waved to Zhang Xiaohua with a clever smile and signaled him to bend down. "Xiaohua, seeing you like this, you don't seem to be a family. You have to know that the girls in my place are all in great years. This is a good opportunity for you to get close to them! I am determined to be beautiful. If you don't seize the opportunity, don't blame me if you regret it!"

Zhang Xiaohua felt itchy in her ears. She blew like orchids, and the smell of mouth fat came. A pair of squids were gently placed on the back of her hand. Wherever she touched, she was soft and smooth. Her mind was already in chaos. When she came to her senses, she had been stripped naked and changed her clothes. She sat next to the makeup mirror. The wood was already in a boat. If you close your eyes and die, you should die this time.

After being tossed around, Zhu Chengbi secretly gave an opportunity in his ear, and said with the last sentence: "Just watch it yourself, there are not many people watching it anyway!" Zhang Xiaohua was pushed onto the stage in a confused manner. She looked at it. There were not many people? Damn, there were so many people in the audience! Why are there few people in the square of the hypermarket? The aunt and aunt carrying the plastic bags of the store, the uncle and uncle pushing the cart, the grandparents and grandpa who fucked the chat, the loli with snot, and the thief who was waiting for the opportunity to commit the crime. Seeing that the stage set up in the square finally started, they gradually gathered together, and they opened their mouths to wait for a prize. A harmonious scene was completely broken by Zhang Xiaohua's appearance.

With a "wow", a little brat started crying loudly, "Mom, there is a ghost!"

Everyone in the audience burst into laughter, and the focus of their eyes was Zhang Xiaohua on the stage. Someone was so angry that I was like a ghost?!

He lifted up his skirt and followed the moon hare with a standard POSe, "It means the moon to destroy you!" Unfortunately, his middle finger was so outrageous, and there was another burst of laughter underneath, and some people clapped and whistled desperately.

Zhu Chengbi was stunned when she saw it behind the stage. How could she think of the effect so good? It seems that Li Yugang led the trend pioneer in 2008! If I had known this, I would have found a few more cross-dressing people to cOSPLaY.

Zhang Xiaohua gave up and played freely on the stage. She approached the moon hare and gently hugged Qian's waist. She then leaned against the ground guard and pinched her hands (the ground guard is dressed as a girl). She found the feeling of being a star in the flowers. She didn't care about so many eyes off the stage. She was really happy. Edison Chen is even ignorant and fearless. What else am I afraid of!

There is an old saying that failure is a successful mother. Zhang Xiaohua skipped her mother for the first time she performed on stage and hugged her successfully. Her mother was very angry and the consequences were very serious!

After the final standard POS of Sailor Moon, when he was ready to finish his life, Zhang Xiaohua was stepped on her feet by the moon hare beside her, and tears came out of pain. Didn’t TmD just secretly hug her? Isn’t this for artistic effect? ​​I won’t take such a private revenge!

Just as she was about to say hello to her mother, she suddenly had a golden light in front of her eyes, a romance of Buddha's name in her ears, and a wisp of soul floated and went to the Pure Land. The last clip was Zhu Chengbi's bright and brilliant face, staring at him in horror, her red lips slightly opened, and she muttered something but couldn't hear it...

"Uh... it hurts so much..." Zhang Xiaohua felt a splitting headache, "Where is this?..." She was confused and had no clue.

"This girl is beautiful and beautiful."

"Bang!" Zhang Xiaohua's heart hit her chest violently.

"I have murderous intent!" A thin man quickly picked up a fruit knife and pressed Zhang Xiaohua's neck, while holding a broken semiconductor in his other hand.

"Bang! Bang!" Zhang Xiaohua's heart hit her chest twice violently.

"Let go! I think she looks very much like the granddaughter of Mr. Zhao who is playing mahjong with me."

"Bang! Bang! Bang!" Zhang Xiaohua's heart hit her chest three times violently.

"When did you even know his granddaughter? Very capable! I said Xiaoqiang, what kind of cousin is this Sailor Moon?"

"Bang!!!!!!!" Zhang Xiaohua's heart speed was 80 miles.

"Okay, OK, this is the old man's granddaughter," Xiaoqiang pointed at the old man who was smiling beside the door, "This woman ran away from home, grandpa came to me, I'll take them out to chat, Brother Yu, help this woman out."

Brother Yu took Zhang Xiaohua's sailor's suit collar and swung it out the door, muttering: "This woman is tall."

"I'm not a woman!" Zhang Xiaohua retorted, "but I'm wearing a woman's clothes." My heart thrusts and I actually traveled to my own book. Life is so wonderful and indescribable.

"Here, pull the root?" Xiaoqiang squatted on the ground and handed him a piece of white sand, "Brother, don't be too sad. The old man told me that it's just a change in sex, it's only a year. I want to be more open-minded, ah?"

"What's the sex change?" Zhang Xiaohua was not used to talking freely with the characters she wrote.

"You were in a coma just now, and I told Xiaoqiang that you can ask him the specific situation. The stock market has not yet gotten off work, so I will take a look and talk, hehe." The old man put out his cigarette butt, stood up and left.

"Brother, you're not losing money. This figure, tsk..." Xiaoqiang's lewd eyes made Zhang Xiaohua shudder. He slowly lowered his head and saw the majestic place on his chest. My chest muscles were not so developed and not so soft! He pressed his hand, his head buzzed, and quickly turned around to face the wall. He trembled and unbuttoned his skirt and opened his hand. Clang, the 1.8-meter-old man fell to the ground with a loud bang...

Xiaoqiang sighed: "Oh, that old man said you were possessed by a flower demon. The flower demon was flattened by a lower body because he seduced Marshal Tianpeng in the upper world (note, it was flattened.) to you. However, this demon had a resentful aura that reached the heavenly court. The Emperor of Heaven could not bear the disturbance, so he ordered Yan Jun to give her a year of life and turned into her original female body. So, you are my client now, call me Brother Qiang, a beautiful flower girl..."

The beautiful girl in Xiaohua... Zhang Xiaohua fell to the ground and looked at the blue sky wailing. Oh, my parents are above me and Xiaoqiang is below me. Uh, Xiaoqiang is right in front of me...55555~~ It's okay to travel to my own book, why are you going to TJ again! I'm the sun!

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaohua thrust a carp and grabbed Xiaoqiang's hand tightly, "Brother Qiang! I beg you not to let me take the cover photo of the playboy! Don't let me seduce the rich children!"

Xiaoqiang smiled wryly: "Haha, how could it be? Xiaohua, don't worry, how could I be that kind of person!" A cold sweat, this flower demon has the ability to read his mind, right!

"Cousin, my cousin's sister-in-law asked you to go in for dinner." A charming figure flashed in front of them, "Hey? Why haven't this sister been home yet?"

Li Shishi! Zhang Xiaohua threw the sex change into outer space, oh! Can you live in the same room with Shishi at night? His rich imagination is the culprit for his strong saliva secretion.

"This little flower sister has a serious mental illness and should not be allowed to go home for the time being. Staying in a strange environment will make her recovery more conducive. Her grandfather just asked me." Xiaoqiang's ability to make up lies has reached the point of perfection. Li Shishi glanced at him disdainfully: "You can explain this to your cousin's wife. She is tearing up your Sailor Moon or something comics or books."

"Ah! My Sailor Moon!" Xiaoqiang rushed into the house with a howl.
Chapter completed!
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