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Chapter 99 Opening Ceremony (2)

Lu Junyi and I grabbed the telescope and looked around. Lin Chong and Dong Ping stood in front with their hands behind their backs. Dong Ping said, "There are many experts here this time." Lin Chong nodded, and I held the telescope and asked, "Where are there?"

At this time, the one who walked past the rostrum was Cangzhou Hongri Wushu School. Their delegation happened to be 13 people. They all looked simple and simple farm men, but they all had calm steps and confident expressions. They waved to the audience and the judges, and were astonishing as they were.

I said, "Well, martial arts talents are produced in Cangzhou, so let's give them the first one."

Behind the Hongri of Cangzhou, there was a team of wearing New York suits. More than a dozen men in front rolled up their sleeves to reveal their muscular arms. Four people behind them pulled a flag. Each of them grabbed a corner of the flag. There was an indigo-colored wolf-dog tooth on the flag. This should be their hall flag. These people all looked like lightning, walking in the team, majestic and arrogant, looking down on the world. Their Tianlang Martial Arts Hall team, introduced that the owner of the museum Duan Tianlang has a wealth of martial arts skills, and is said to have no opponents in North China.

I looked at it and said, "Oh, the second place is probably theirs..."

The teams in the next few were not good, and I don’t know how strong it was. Then my telescope was filled with large white people. They were wearing open-breasted white Taoist uniforms and colorful belts on their waists. They were obviously practicing judo taekwondo. Sanda was very inclusive. They were just a little different from various fighting in terms of rules and had a lot of room for intersection, so these people also came to join in the fun, but they were too ignorant. It was originally a Sanda event. Isn’t it obvious that you appeared in such a dress?

I pointed at them and said, "Did you see, you're going to be beaten to death when you encounter such a person?"

I just watched and was full of fuss, and the heroes ignored me.

As I looked at it, a team in front of me almost shocked my eyes. Behind a young soldier, there were a group of chubby girls, all of whom were long hair and red lips. Because they were sports, their bodies were very graceful. Just now, because all the representative teams were gathered together, no one noticed it. Now that they appeared, the whole stadium suddenly became excited. I couldn't wait to listen to them who turned to the rostrum and looked directly at the sign. I saw that it was "Crescent Women's Bodyguard School" on it, tsk.

No wonder, I seem to have read the newspaper and said that generally such schools recruit students with foundation, in addition to martial arts guidance, as well as training in appearance and diplomacy. Once they graduate, most of them serve female customers with special identities, and of course some have become vases, but this at least means that they are all very beautiful. I twisted the telescope and didn't care about swallowing the fried dough sticks on my mouth, and looked at them carefully one by one. Oh, that little waist, oh, that expression, with a gentle look, was full of heroism. Just in terms of appearance, I was simply a flight attendant reserve.

I laughed lewdly and said, "It's interesting. When we meet them, we must show mercy. If not, I will come here..."

A small half of those present today were simple-minded and well-developed Kung Fu men. When they saw this lineup of beauties, they all whistled, saying, "Sister, are you free at night?" "Beauty, come to our ** Martial Arts Hall, brother teaches you step by step"... The commentator interrupted. The old monk entering the meditation raised his eyebrows and recited the Buddha's name.

In the Crescent Team, the girls all lowered their heads slightly. The female leader had shiny black hair, a ponytail, and a slender slit in his eyes. She was especially seductive when he narrowed it. She didn't bother him. She just glanced at the men who were calling the most fiercely in the crowd, and her soft little mouth hung a sneer.

I was so excited that I danced and shouted, "Brothers, if I get this girl's lottery, no one will compete with me!" I looked at the heroes again, some lying in the chairs and sleeping, some lying together to play cards, and some have already run out to wander around, and they are simply collectively ignoring my existence. However, looking at their appearance, it is a good phenomenon to win this game.

As soon as the beauty team passed, I was a little sleepy and fell on the table for a while. When I got up, I saw the continuous delegation passing by like a lantern in front of me. I looked for a while and picked out a few dark horses that I was optimistic about. Song Qing finally couldn't help it and smiled and said, "Brother Xiao, if you say you want this and that, there are no less than 10 teams. If we want to give up all of them, then the top ten will not be able to get in."

I laughed and said, "Is that right? Then I say let me give when I eat fried dough sticks, but I don't let me say let me say when I drink soy milk - where is Li Bai?"

Song Qing said: "He drank too much yesterday and couldn't get up this morning. I'll go back to see him later."

I said, "Well, it's better to call him here and let him write a poem to commemorate this grand scene."

At this time, the entrance ceremony was over. The delegation from the host city walked past the rostrum, so the martial arts halls of the brothers over 50 years old came one after another. Of course, the tiger did not appear in person. He had already set up a VIP seat diagonally opposite us. The VIP seats are not allowed to be packed with money, but with the power of the tiger, this is of course not difficult to deal with. He himself did not come today. After these teams, there are an individual participating team composed of more than 100 people. This competition has many restrictions on individual players, so many loyal fans of Sanda who are somewhat powerful would rather spend money to join a small group. The places where they really participate in the competition as individuals are mostly professional athletes and have strong strength.

Finally, when we arrived at our Yucai Wenwu School, the 100 Yue Family Army, led by Xu Delong and Yan Jingsheng, entered people's eyes majestic. Even the young soldiers holding signs were raised with their chests. Their iron-blooded traits finally hit the head of the momentum. I looked at the rostrum and Mayor Liang smiled with satisfaction.

Unfortunately, at this moment I discovered an extremely disharmonious factor: a beautiful girl with apricot-eyed eyes walked lazily in the neat queue, waving to the audience frequently, just like a little actress who came to participate in a singing career...

I said in surprise: "When will the third sister run to the ground?"

When the heroes heard that they all squeezed in front, they laughed and said, "The third sister is really good."

As soon as Hu Sanniang appeared, the men began to whistle and scream. Of course, the female bandits didn't care about these things and smiled, but this happy atmosphere finally deteriorated when they passed by the rostrum. When the commentator reported the words "Yucai Wenwu School", the audience was stunned, and then began to laugh and boo. Hu Sanniang angrily looked at her eyebrows and raised her middle finger to the loudest place when she turned her back to the rostrum.

She immediately shocked the audience and left an indelible and deep impression on the audience...

I stood on the table and patted the table weakly. I said why no one has twisted my scalp for so long.

Next item of the conference, the contestants leave and the literary performance begins.

After a while, Xu Delong gathered 300 together. He came up to me alone. He told me that they were rare to come out. He wanted to stroll around the city and go back to school directly at night so that I didn’t have to worry about it.

I said, "That's fine, call me if you have anything - do you use the phone?"

Xu Delong laughed and said, "They are young and can do it, and I almost do it."

"Well. Go, don't forget there will be an exhibition match tomorrow."

Just as Xu Delong was about to leave, I called him again and stuffed a stack of money into his hands. He said, "You have too many people, so you can only ask the soldiers to eat popsicles. The 100,000 yuan you buy protective gear is still with your Teacher Yan. You ask him for whatever you want, and it doesn't matter if you spend it all, it's what you earn."

It was obvious that Xu Delong was very moved. He wanted to say something but couldn't say it. Finally, he turned to me in a military position and left.

In fact, the one I am the one who is most reluctant to be among these customers is these soldiers, and they have been here for a long time. At first, they were in the wilderness, but later they were in charge of security guards and canteens. In addition to food and accommodation, I have never given them pocket money - but they are really too many people. China is vast and wealthy, and the resources are averaged to everyone, don’t you have to count them backwards? So at the door of our crematorium, we posted "Try to refresh records and improve living standards."

Hu Sanniang slowly swayed up and pointed behind her and said, "Let's see who is coming?" Behind her, Du Xing, Yang Zhi and Zhang Qing were followed. These three people have been living in a bar and have not seen each other for a long time with the heroes. They were particularly intimate during this gathering.

Dong Ping asked: "Where is Zhu Gui?"

Hu Sanniang laughed and said, "Stand at the door, they can't get in without tickets. Old Yang and Zhang Qing jumped in. Zhu Gui, that fat man, couldn't jump for a long time."

I hurriedly called the guard and told them not to stop anyone who signed up for me in the future. Secretary Liu had already greeted each part and wanted to do everything possible to support me. When the guard heard this, he hurriedly invited Zhu Gui in.

As soon as Zhu Gui came in with a look of shame, the heroes laughed at each other. Zhu Gui bowed in a circle and said loudly: "Brothers, I miss you so much. I'll go to my place to drink tonight." There was a loud noise of agreement.

While the bustling was happening, a crisp voice shouted: "Xiaoqiang!" Then a little beauty ran in and grabbed my hand. Then Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers came in with a smile. This made him a little more prosperous. Hu Sanniang hugged Ni Siyu's shoulder and said in surprise: "Where does this sister come from? She is so beautiful."

Zhang Shun smiled and said, "We are our unscrupulous apprentices. We were watching the opening ceremony at her house just now. The third sister is still in style."

When Ni Siyu's family looked at the stadium, their vision was wider. Hu Sanniang's international gesture must have been fully visible.

Although Hu Sanniang was careless, she felt a little embarrassed in front of such a innocent little girl and interrupted: "I have time to teach you how to deal with stinky men."

Duan Jingzhuheran: "Does the third sister teach the kung fu on the ground or..." Although the second half of the sentence was not said, everyone understood it and laughed softly. Ni Siyu was not stupid at first, but she was simple in her mind. Secondly, she was obsessed with swimming, and asked with her face raised: "Can sister do underwater kung fu?"

At this moment, the music started to be exciting. A famous second-rate singer in the city shouted on the temporary stage: "The river flows eastward, the stars in the sky gather in the Beidou..."

Zhang Shundao: "Hey, this song is so exciting, what's the name?"

The second-rate continued to sing: "If you say you can leave, let's go, you have me and I have all..."

Lin Chong nodded and said, "Have momentum."

When the second-rate sang "I saw unfairness on the road and shouted, "Well, I'll take action when it's time to make a move, and it's a breeze and burst into Jiuzhou." Li Kui jumped and said, "It's so good, it's like our heroic behavior."

Ni Siyu said: "This song is called "The Legend of the Heroes". Have you never heard of it?"

Xiao Rang suddenly sighed, "It's a pity that we have 108 brothers. How great it would be to be able to get all of them here, hey... I'm afraid there will be no hope again." His words made the heroes speechless. The more he sang "The Song of the Heroes", the more sad they were. Li Kui sat on the ground and howled, "I miss Brother Song Jiang, hehehe--" and cried.

Seeing that Hu Sanniang's eyes were wet, Ni Siyu said strangely: "Sister. What's wrong with you?"

I said, "I miss my brother-in-law."

Hu Sanniang wiped her tears and said, "What do you think of him? I remember the red horse I rode. I have saved me several times on the battlefield."

I sighed, "People, I always can't forget what I have ridden."

Almost everyone stared at me, intending to see the deep meaning of this sentence from my eyes. I blinked my innocent eyes and said innocently, "Isn't it? Anyway, I miss my bicycle very much." The heroes turned their heads together, all with disdain.

It's so dangerous. Fortunately, I have good acting skills so I can cover up this difficulty. Otherwise, my third sister wouldn't twist my head out of the apple pit?

Ni Siyu suddenly asked me: "Xiaoqiang, didn't the eldest brother come?"

I said, "Big brother is accompanying my sister-in-law, I don't have time to come."

The little girl curled her lips and said, "I will be in a competition in a few days. Do you think he can come?"

I also curled my lips and said, "Why are there competitions everywhere? Modern people are under great pressure."

I saw that the heroes rarely gathered so much today, so I said, "Brothers, let's take this opportunity to decide who will come to the stage the day after tomorrow?" But they were all indulged in a sad atmosphere. No one paid attention to me, and Ni Siyu was there at the scene, so it was not convenient to speak, so I had to not mention it for now.

At this time, I heard the scene again, familiar whistles and provocations spread everywhere. I turned around and saw the beautiful team members of the New Moon lined up on the stage, and they stood face to face. The voice of the monitor: "The following program is an impromptu performance, and the Crescent Women's Bodyguard School recommended it to devote themselves to it." There were indecent voices in the audience: "Put yourself out", "Take one off", "Dance a pole dance for brother"...

The female leader from the black-haired team was unmoved at all. With a command, the two team members began to perform a fight. A row of female players on the left attacked the right, but the pace was half a beat slower than the other. Then look at the first person on the right. He grabbed his teammate and threw her on the platen with a sack on his back. Then the second group, the third group, and the fourth group, made the same move. Then he looked like a big windmill in the stands, but it was composed of people. One team of beauties was thrown by another team, and the platen was trembling with trembling. This was a real sword and gun!

As I watched a slight sweat flow down my temples, because I had made a bold statement that I would "do it myself" when I met them. When I saw Lu Junyi looking at me with a smile, I smiled awkwardly and said, "The nature of performance, the nature of performance..."

The next move looks more like a performance-oriented nature. I saw these beauties fighting in groups of two or two. Often, one of them was subdued between three moves and two moves, but they picked their eyes and locked their necks and took off their joints and made them ruthlessly, and their movements were clean and neat, and their strength seemed to be not light. Anyway, it was so painful to see.

The audience began to be quiet. These people did not knead sand in their eyes. The girls' moves were crisp and skillful. Although they lacked strength, when they met them, they were destined to suffer a loss when they were slightly contemptuous, so everyone was sweating in their hands.

After several rounds of attack performances, several female team members moved a table. The table was much taller than the average one, almost reaching the chest. The audience, including me and the heroes, couldn't understand what she was going to do. Should she lie on her chest and smash big stones? I locked her chest with a telescope and said, "Beautiful, so beautiful, perfect half-bowl-shaped, d-cup..."

Someone put an ordinary beer bottle on the table. The female leader raised his foot and kicked the bottle to pieces. I wondered, "What's this?" Yang Zhilin praised the others in unison: "Good Kung Fu!" Seeing that I was still confused, Zhang Qing pinched my neck and said, "I saw that the bottle is too high. Let's not talk about whether you can raise your legs so high. Can you just kick the bottle to pieces?"

My hair suddenly stood up: I used my toes to smash the mouth of the empty beer bottle that was more than one person tall. Could it be that she has the legendary internal force?

Just think about it, you will know how difficult it is. An empty bottle is floating there, and I can kick it away with one kick - even if my legs can't be lifted that high, I can still kick the table, but just kicking the bottle's mouth is too difficult. It's like the movie "Food God" throws a radish into the sky and then slaps a few times, and the radish falls down and becomes a flower.

Of course, in the movie, you don’t even need special stunts. You only need a carrot, a kitchen knife and a flower. But what I see now is definitely real kung fu.

The two female team members kicked while placing bottles and female leaders, and finally kicked around the table like a whirlwind.

There were many people in the audience who were as inexplicably amazing as me, so the applause gradually became louder. When there were still some people falling into clouds, a team member piled five bricks in front of their team leader. The female team leader shouted, raised his hands and fell, and the five bricks suddenly broke, with uneven broken mouths and intertwined teeth, which made people feel more and more visual impact, making people feel cold.

Lu Junyi smiled and said to me: "Do you still get her in person if you draw her?"

I sat in a daze for a long time. Hu Sanniang held her arms and watched the female leader's smooth black hair calmly step down, and said with interest: "I really want to compete with this sister."

The performance of the Crescent Beauty Team ended, and the whole venue was quiet this time. Although no one dared to tease, there was no one who applauded or cheered. The female leader led the way. Wherever she went, people unconsciously gave up a passage. I used a telescope to watch them enter the VIP seat opposite. The female leader sat in the first row, shook her hair, picked up a cup to take a sip, and continued to watch the performance below. Wow, I have something to do this these few days, so I can see the beauty, but I can't let her find that although her squinted eyes were particularly charming, it also means that she was going to chop bricks. Everyone in the world knows that my brother Xiaoqiang is good at using a brick, and she is just slashing 5 bricks in one go. She is a natural enemy!

As soon as this improvised program ended, I noticed that more people went to the toilet. The remaining program was like chewing wax, and the whole morning passed like this.

At noon, we returned to the hotel to rest. I held a bunch of room keys to the heroes. Now I finally knew why it was 35 rooms - that was exactly a whole floor. We were on the 3rd floor and the 4th floor most of the rooms were booked by a martial arts hall in Jiangsu called Jingwu Free Fighting Land. The other half of the tenants were actually tigers of tigers, led by tuna. It seems that their main lineup of the game did not appear today. The people from Jingwu Pavilion were wearing uniform clothes and a martial arts master who was about to go on their left shoulders, and they looked very powerful. The people in the Tiger Pavilion also had their own clothes and flags. Compared with us, the group of mixed people, the top was judged immediately.

In response to this situation, I immediately found Wu Yong and discussed with him whether he could design a school flag. I also told him my idea: There should be circles, representing the world; there should be water, representing broadness; there should be at least one weapon, representing the mighty.

Wu Yong thought for a while and said, "How about painting Nezha Chuo Gun to fight against the Dragon King of the East China Sea? What about two circles?"
Chapter completed!
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