Chapter 80 Reminiscing the years

I looked at the five-person group. They all seemed to be very amateur when it comes to picking up girls. Qin Shihuang probably never took the initiative to pursue women. His two loves were mixed in a lifetime of tyranny history and they were definitely not to be learned from. Do you want me to build a "Zhang Bing Palace"?

Liu Bang may be a little better than him. After all, he is a grassroots person, but I can't bear to explore what has happened to him and why he has cultivated such a unique aesthetic concept.

Jing Ke is said to be quite ambiguous with Princess Yan Dan, which should be rumored. Another possibility is that Princess Yan Dan used a beauty trick under the instruction of Prince Dan. Another possibility is that the princess is actually ugly and is entangled with Ersha every day. Ersha is forced to do so, so before he could wait for the sword god Gai Nie who had already made an appointment to help the fist, he arrived at the edge of Yishui and thought that he was about to get rid of the princess' entanglement, he sang excitedly: Once the hero leaves, he will never return. Ersha sees me looking at him with a burning look, turning off the semiconductor, and twisting his body uncomfortably.

Xiang Yu, the person involved, was admired by Yu Ji because of his bravery in combat. As the saying goes, a hero and beauty. In fact, women have a natural admiration for men who are good at fighting, which is in line with the principle of Darwin's evolutionary theory and natural mating. Of course, with the impact of the economic tide of reform and opening up, women's concept has also been completely changed. Fortunately, Baozi is a traditional person. I conquered her with bricks, but the brick was slapped on others' heads but in her heart. She later told me that she felt that men who had a kind of patting people would not be too conscience-free, and very simple dialectical, but it is not worth promoting.

Li Shishi... She was so fucked by someone and could be ignored!

First, I made a simple replay of the incident and told me how Liu Bang and I discovered Yu Ji. Then I said to Xiang Yu: "Brother Yu, you should thank Bangzi more for this matter. If it weren't for him seeing his sister-in-law, you would never think of seeing her again in your life."

Xiang Yu looked at Liu Bang and said, "After this matter, our grudges were eliminated." Liu Bang hurriedly stood up and smiled and said, "It's so good, so good."

I said, "Let me tell you, Yu Ji's name is Zhang Bing now. For the sake of convenience, we will use this name first. In the future, everyone should work together and help Brother Yu get things done. Let's first understand Zhang Bing's general situation. Cousin, if you know more, you will introduce it."

"Okay," Li Shishi stood up, with a book in her armpit, like a planning department. She said: "Zhang Bing is now a junior student in C major and majoring in dance. According to my observation, his personality is 'half bright and half sad'. He likes to read books, and the people in the library are very familiar with her."

I said hesitantly: "Let me add that she... she grew up here since she was a child..." Then I immediately looked at Xiang Yu. He frowned and listened carefully to us.

"Brother Yu, I'll ask you a question... If Zhang Bing only remembers that he is Zhang Bing, there will be no memory of Yu Ji. Do you still love her?"

Xiang Yu put his chin on his fist and said naturally: "A Yu is A Yu. Whether she still remembers me or not, it is the same. Even if she turns into a cup and a pair of chopsticks, I love her the same way."

I said tentatively: "Have you ever thought about it? She grew up eating hamburgers? Maybe she is not really Yu Ji?" If you want to give it, you have to give it a strong medicine. You have to give it a precaution.

Xiang Yu buried his head and said, "Zhang Bing is A Yu. I understand better than anyone else."

"Wait a minute," Qin Shihuang suddenly said, "Then it's the silk society. Yu Ji only has one. If you touch the oil (not) and you will encounter her, Xiang Yu will drive away and you will not be able to find her at all?"

Damn, he figured out such a complicated problem.

I cleared my throat and said, "Then I will take this opportunity to explain it to you clearly. This is not a fairyland at all. I am a human and not a god like you. As for the age, I will not be able to explain it to you in the future."

Liu Bang looked at everyone and whispered: "I've known it anyway."

I pointed to Jing Ke's semiconductor and said, "Kezi. Throw it away, there is no villain inside."

Jing Ke hugged the semiconductor in his arms and said, "I just think it has it."

As long as I don’t wake up, the world will not exist - the realm of a fool is really high.

I didn't seem to be disappointed when I saw that they were not disappointed. They probably had guessed their situation long ago. After all, except for Ersha, all the people here are definitely smart enough.

I was suddenly moved - they had known for a long time that I was an ordinary person and were willing to get along with me like a friend, especially Qin Shihuang, who could even tolerate the bun calling him fat.

The scene is a bit awkward. Shouldn't I break this layer of window paper?

Qin Shihuang patted Jing Ke on the shoulder and said, "Don't you kill me?"

Jing Ke suddenly reached into his pocket and said in shock: "What are you going to do, Kezi?"

I saw Jing Ke take out 200 yuan from this pocket and put it on the table, saying, "This is mine..." Then he took out the pocket on the other side and said, "This is your..."

We didn't know what he was going to do, but we saw Jing Ke fiddling with two pieces of money on the table, and finally said, "I should have had 4 pieces, you spent 2 pieces of me."

Qin Shihuang scratched his head embarrassedly: "I've even had oil to touch even if I'm hungry."

Jing Ke put one piece of money into his pocket here: "This is mine." He put the other piece into the pockets of the pockets: "This is yours - you owe me three pieces now and haven't paid them back, so I won't kill you."

Liu Bang sat next to Qin Shihuang. He wanted to speak but stopped. Finally, he took out a dozen old man's heads from his bag and handed them to Fatty Win and said, "This is all my money, I'll give it to you, you don't have to pay it back." Qin Shihuang smiled and said, "Thank you." Then he put all the money into Jing Ke's pocket: "This is (this) hungry."

Jing Ke said dissatisfiedly: "Why don't you pay me back?"

Fatty Win: "I'm not hungry yet (yes) and I'm going to get rid of my skin. If I pay you back the money, I'll kill you."

I coughed and said, "We're still talking about the serious business. Do you have anything else to add to me, cousin?"

Li Shishi said: "Brother Xiang led his troops all his life and should know the principle of 'knowing yourself and your enemy and knowing you will never be defeated'. If you want to win the favor of a woman, you must first understand her hobbies-" She put the book in her armpit in front of Xiang Yu, "I found that the book she returned today is this. You can take a look first."

When I saw the book, the title was: "The Complete Works of Anne Baby".

Xiang Yu picked it up and said in confusion: "The female nun Yubei King (full) Falcon?"

I was sweating in the waterfall. Fortunately, the title of the book was lined up from top to bottom. Otherwise, I didn’t know what to read, so I took the book away and said, “It’s too late to read this, so we should think of something else.”

Qin Shihuang asked: "Where is the woman's home playing?"

Liu Bang said excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes. Start with your father-in-law first, and you will get twice the result with half the effort. If I hadn't been pleased by Lao Lu, he wouldn't have married my daughter to me, and I wouldn't have been able to get up."

We looked at Li Shishi together, and she said hurriedly: "I only talked to her for a few words, how could I know that I went in such detail?"

I picked a number from my phone and wrote it to her, "This is Wang Jing's phone number, the little sister you have newly recognized. These days, you will harass her whenever you have time, first talk to her, and then talk to her, and then talk to her. If it really doesn't work, I will ask Shi Qian to follow Zhang Bing."

Li Shishi wrote down the phone and said, "There is another useful information. Zhang Bing is now a school beauty-level figure, and there are many people chasing her. From the dormitory to the library, 17 people greet her." This girl is so thoughtful. It seems that she can't ignore it, but she has to be promoted and hired. To pick up girls, there must be girls first. This is also a kind of person who knows her own and his enemy.

I said seriously: "Well, this is a problem. Zhang Bing has a nickname called 'Zhang Bancheng'. It means that there are so many people chasing her in half the city." Xiang Yu was furious.

Jing Ke patted Xiang Yu's hand and said, "I can kill some for you." Xiang Yu glanced at him gratefully.

I sweated a lot: "...The people are not afraid of death, so why do they fear death? Killing is not a solution. Those shrimp soldiers and crab generals don't have to worry about it. The most powerful ones now are a basketball player and their student union president - cousin, and they also need information about these two people!"

Li Shishi quickly wrote it down.

"If necessary, you have to sacrifice your lust to open up a second battlefield, so that they can be jealous for you. Of course, this is a bad move that only came out when Brother Yu couldn't resist."

Li Shishi glared at me, and I pretended not to see it. He said with his hands behind his back: "A certain historical sage said that picking up girls is nothing more than five words: 'Pan Xian Deng Xiaolu', Pan refers to Pan An's appearance. Brother Yu, you are actually very handsome; leisure means you have time, you have; Deng means you have money, brother, I will support you with ease. I was a little embarrassed when I was young, Brother Yu, you are unparalleled in the world, will you play clowns for women?"

"clown?"

"Uh, it's the puppet you can talk about. For example, if she wants you to learn to be a dog, will you learn to be a dog?"

Xiang Yu slapped the table and trembled the cups and cups on the table, and the book "The Female Niang Yubei Wang Falcon" so much that we thought he would say, "I slapped it with one slap", but Xiang Yu's face turned red and he thought for a long time but didn't speak.

I hurriedly said, "You don't need to answer. In fact, your masculinity is also a kind of charm. I don't think Zhang Bing likes men who learn to bark, otherwise she would have followed the president of the Student Union long ago."

Xiang Yu asked: "There is another one, what does 'donkey' mean?"

I laughed dryly and wanted to reveal this article. But after laughing, all the men looked at me and waited for me and said, and I had to laugh again: "There are all cousins ​​here, so I won't explain it."

Li Shishi was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground. Although she was from a special background, she was a person from the past and couldn't stand it. She suddenly bit her teeth and said, "Which sage said this?"

"Uh... Kong..." When I saw her, I looked grim and knew that she was a supporter of Confucius, so I quickly changed my words, "Meng...Sun...Oh, what did you say anyway."

She smiled and said, "Is it the old lady?" She didn't expect that she really knew about Wang Po.

I held up the ashtray and slapped it on the table. Not only was the sound louder than Xiang Yu's, but there was also a smoke screen effect. I shouted: "Now, the situation of the enemy and me is clear. Now, we have to get a code name for our operation. I suggest it is 'Pick up Girl Action'."

Li Shishi curled her lips: "It's so ugly!" After that, she sighed repeatedly, "It's so ugly!"

Jing Ke: "Beheading operation!" Qin Shihuang waved his hand quickly: "Bao Luanshe (don't talk nonsense)!"

"Then my cousin gave us a nice sound."

Li Shishi said: "Anyway, you can't call girls. Brother Xiang is pursuing that lost love, just remembering the years."

I said, "Brother Yu, do you want your sister-in-law to remember you?"

Xiang Yu said: "Of course I want to."

"Then you can't just recall it, but you can have a sweet spot."

Li Shishi: "Walking through your black hair, my hands?"

"...This is the first move of the eighteen touches, right?"

At this time, the floor sounded, and when I heard someone came in, I knew it was a bun and she had the key.

Sure enough, the bun went upstairs, ate a mung bean popsicle, and was carrying a plastic bag in her hand. She looked at us, changed her shoes and said, "What are you doing in the house when you lock the door in broad daylight?"

We were discussing the code name of this operation very seriously. When she came back, no one greeted her and looked at her without saying a word.

Baozi kicked a leather shoe on the shoe rack, and his toes were nimble and penetrated into the slippers. He looked at us again and then realized something was wrong and said loudly: "Hey, what are you doing?"

The bun showed its might. Qin Shihuang, Jing Ke, and Liu Bang said in unison: "Pick up girls--"

"Hey?" Baozi hurriedly threw his other shoe away and ran over happily in his slippers: "Who?"

"Big guy." I told her.

The buns showed the plastic bag on the table: "Take one for each person, put the rest in the refrigerator quickly." She picked up Li Shishi's small notebook, glanced at it and said, "What are you writing?"

Each of us picked up a popsicle and ate it. Liu Bang said, "I also ate mung beans." Qin Shihuang took one to Xiang Yu and said, "Give you a drip of cream."

There was a sound of popsicles chewing in the room. Baozi looked around and asked us inexplicably: "What girl are you picking up? Are there any photos?"

I said, "No photos, students from C University. Dance."

Baozi asked Xiang Yu: "How do you 'put' on the ground? Is it beautiful?"

I pressed her on the stool and said, "Don't ask, you just need to know that the big man can't live without her. Help out ideas and say less if you don't have any useless words."

Except for her, the rest of us ate popsicles silently, and seemed to be worried. Baozi realized the seriousness of the situation. She moved the bench forward: "How old is that girl? Where is the home?"

Li Shishi gave her a tutoring lesson: "The junior student is named Zhang Bing from the local family."

"I'll do it. A junior student is twenty-two or three years old. He should find a partner as soon as he graduates. Big man, you have a family. Do parents know what they do?"

Li Shishi shook her head: "We are about to go and check."

"Yeah, hurry up. Girls of this age usually have a tight house. As long as the parents agree, it will be more than half."

Liu Bang Lima said: "Look, it's the same as I think?"
To be continued...