Chapter Fifty-Three
On the morning of the ninth day, Grandma Wolf finally revealed his hideous face when she watched Little Red Hat take her last bite of soft muscles and collapsed to the ground.
"Beauty, choose one of two." Pao Tianming took out a sword and said, "First, I contributed the valuable things on my body. Second, I will touch it myself after killing you. By the way, I am in a state of no internal strength. This sword has a scientific name called Bo Jian, and its attack power is very inconspicuous. Even if I stab you every sword into your neck, I don't know when I can hang it."
"#@&..." Yao Yue.
"Don't swear, it's not worthy of your identity." Pao Tianming has always been immune to insulting words. In fact, this is also a daily trick. When others curse people, you are anxious and angry and make others' wishes. If you can restrain yourself from getting angry, the other party will get angry. "There was an NPC named Hu Fei who did a good job. He was afraid that his body would be met by my stingy man, so he threw out all his unique skills and weapons. I personally think you can refer to other people's methods. There is not much time, and I don't know how long this thing will last. Give you a minute to consider, that is, 60 seconds, and the timing will begin."
"Tick...Tick..." Pao Tianming looked at Yao Yue's hard work and shook his head and said, "Ming Yugong, just take out the entire book directly, why bother!"
"You must die a bad death!"
The hellish sound did not make Pao Tianming feel cold: "Please! Euthanasia cannot be passed, where can I find a good person to die? A cancer will cause you to suffer for a year before you die. I never expect myself to die without success. Be smart, deliver the goods, I won't kill you."
...
There are three items placed in front of Pao Tianming: a secret book, a belt and a sword. Pao Tianming carefully took the sword and felt a little cold in his heart. It’s not that the sword is bad, but this sword has a sheath, and it is the same level as the real man’s sword, called ‘Bixue Danqing’. Although the name is very masculine, the above description is: for women only.
Next time I saw the female boss, I took a detour. Paotian made up his mind to touch his belt. Without looking at the attributes, I just looked at it for women and threw it into my bag.
Next time I see a woman, I have to take a detour. Pao Tianming picked up the secret book with his hand trembling. Although he knew the result, when the result appeared, he still screamed from the bottom of his heart: for women.
"Give something a man can use, otherwise I will do it right away." Paotian's face was like stagnant water. He really didn't dare to touch the corpse. A few days ago, there was a rumor about the world. When a Beggar Gang was touching the corpse, he accidentally touched the triangle area. As a result, he was not only arrested and went to jail, but also confiscated all the gains of the corpse. Finally, he was beheaded and displayed in public and killed back to the novice village. If this mother knew this and thrust her waist desperately when she was fumbled into the corpse, then her suffering for the past nine days would be in vain... The corpse seemed to not be able to stand up, alas! A bird in her hand is better than a hundred birds in the forest. I really don't know how this standard is set. Is it because there is a suspicion in the sensing thought, and then determine whether it is intentional to commit a crime?
Yao Yue looked at Pao Tianming coldly and shook her head and said, "I have nothing male in my body."
"...You can tell that you hate men very much. Your sister is better. At least there is a hairpin that is both male and female."
"That's not hers, it was left by Jiang Xiaoyu's father Jiang Feng." Yao Yue sighed, remembering that he and his sister were the most powerful, most beautiful, and the best martial arts person in the world. He fell in love with a lowly maid in Yihua Palace. In the end, the two left a letter and both disappeared. After the letter was torn apart, only the hairpin used to suppress the letter was left. Later, he went completely crazy and chased him regardless of his brother as the "No. 1 Sword in the World" Yan Nantian, and finally...
"Hey! I'm leaving, take good care of you." Pao Tianming greeted him, interrupting Yao Yue's memory of the past.
"You are leaving? How do you go? You don't even have to commit suicide without internal strength."
"This is not a problem. Don't be like readers. Your head won't turn! I'm always thinking about me, XX, you or your body, and then I'm caught and went to jail for such a dirty thing." Pao Tianming smiled and took out a mask and wrote: Wei Wuya. Then he took the mask and put it on his face... "Tao Liu" and crawled out of the small hole. The mask can even change its gender, let alone the figure...
Yao Yue opened her mouth and looked at all this, and then she fully understood in her heart: the man's words are indeed unreliable. The man didn't care about the imprisonment for the past ten days. It's ridiculous that he was deceived by the man again and again...
Suddenly Pao Tianming's head showed a little bit from the hole, and Yao Yue suddenly felt that the world had become better. Although the man was bad, he was somewhat conscientious. But Pao Tianming's words made her completely destroy him from heaven to hell.
"Hey! Beauty, if you are willing to write an IOU, I can consider giving you a mask to credit." Pao Tianming waited but didn't hear the sound, so he had to say, "Then forget it! Goodbye." He didn't know that Yao Yue had died at this time.
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Less than ten minutes after Pao Tianming went down Wuming, the acupoints on his body were automatically untied. Then the overwhelming news kept flashing. Pao Tianming didn't look at it, chose to delete it all, and then opened a friend chat channel and yelled: "Brother is back."
"What benefits did you take?" Tang Tang asked casually.
"What are the benefits..." Pao Tianming sent the introduction of "Bixue Danqing" first. There was a silence: Who is this? He really made the boss? But Jianqin smiled "giggled" and looked like a little hen. The sword must be hers, and there was no one else.
Pili said, "Don't laugh at Xiaoqin. Although this thing is a virtual item, if it is taken to auction, it will be a big deal. Our friends are friends, but we must have a certain degree, right? How about you offer a price?"
"No, your girl still has half of the ownership of the Yitian Sword. Just change it. Do you agree, the beauty of Jianqin?"
"Agree!" Jianqin answered very readily.
The belt that increases internal strength 2 is not a top-notch thing. The flowers in the fog, car hammer, scissors, and cloth are booked privately.
Then there is Ming Yugong. Pao Tianming is a bit difficult. This thing is not easy to deliver. Unless it is a car, no one is embarrassed to ask for it. But the car already has the Yijin Jing and basically ignores other internal strengths. Logically speaking, it is naturally for Jianqin. They have intermediate internal strength, but they have already half given swords. Secondly, their brother will not agree. It is not very suitable to send Wulihua and Tang Tang... It would be great to have a wife. Pao Tianming experienced the pain of not having a partner around him for the first time.
Pao Tianming finally did not put "Ming Yugong" on it, but put the "Rain Rain Pear Blossom Needle" on it. The group of wolves surged: "My, mine."
"My!" Pao Tianming roared back, "Oh, this is the only thing a man can use. I haven't even gotten any benefits in the past few days and nights. It's better to use the tofu to kill me.
"Stingy!" The group despised.
Pao Tianming was depressed, why didn’t anyone say he was generous before?
"Is there any more? Come back to your restaurant soon if you have no words, Xiaoyu will come over to help me with the task." Wu Lihua shouted.
"Aren't you just looking for your father? I promise to come to your father."
Tang Tang sent a message to the car: "Did you see it? He succeeded again."
"See it! This kid has hidden his own private life."
"How do you know?"
"I know how many hairs he has on him." Che answered affirmatively.
“…What should I do now?”
"What else can I do? Look, now I don't even blink my eyes, and I'll be a waste of my family. I can't let him complete the task, otherwise if I continue like this... I can't explain to his parents. Playing a game will transform into this virtue."
"If this matter fails?..."
"... Then find him a wife! Let him fall to the point where he is sad, at least he can be harmless." The car threw out his killer weapon.
...
"This mission is to help an NPC named Wei Xiaobao find his father. The mission reward is a half-super light skill." Wu Lihua began to introduce.
"Wei Xiaobao? There are seven wives who come out to sell fake medicines and hand over public food seven times a week without a rest day?" Pao Tianming asked in surprise.
"..." The two women blushed. Who are these people? They just talk nonsense without caring about the occasion.
"I'm sorry...hehe, he impressed me very deeply. You continue."
"The known conditions are: he is 27 years old now, I am a prostitute, and his surname is his mother..."
"It's gone?" Pao Tianming wiped his sweat.
"It's gone!" Wu Lihua expressed her sincere admiration for Pao Tianming's calmness. As soon as she took on the task, she slapped her in the face and wanted to fall directly. "We went to Huzhou to investigate all the customers who went to brothels for 360 days 27 years ago. We found that there were as many as 100,000. Although there were address registrations, etc., but..."
But everyone knows everything. Not to mention that one hundred thousand people will be exhausted if they do paternity tests. Dangdang is looking for a village or a corner to kill people. Besides, Wei Xiaobao fulfills his obligations every day, so he may not have the life to do paternity tests for hundreds of thousands of times.
"It's gone?" Pao Tianming continued to wipe his sweat.
"It's gone!" The other three were infected and wiped their sweat.
Pao Tianming shook his head and sighed deeply, saying speechlessly: "For such a simple task, you three are embarrassed to invite me, I'm embarrassed to help! It's too mentally retarded, so smart." Pao Tianming stood up and looked up at the roof and sighed: "All living beings are hard to find, there is no snow in the world, the wise are lonely, sigh! After the Marquis of Wu, I will leave me undefeated, sad and sad..."
"..." Wupianyu, the flowers in the fog, Tang and Tang couldn't help but feel hot, and they wanted to find a hole to crawl into it.
"Forget it, my realm is no longer something you can do for mortals to understand." Pao Tianming knocked on the table twice and explained: "Now listen to my instructions, Xiaoyu, go to Huzhou... Tang Tang, go to Huzhou... Xiaohua, you took Wei Xiaobao... I declare in advance that the things I have assigned to you are very simple, but if someone fails to do it for a certain reason, it is not my responsibility."
"Brother Cha!" Wu Pisces asked tremblingly: "Isn't it too cruel?"
"So you want to take action!"
Hua Li was standing at attention in the fog and said excitedly: "Please ensure that you complete the task. Make tea, you are really my idol." Looking at the excited look, if there were no outsiders, I would probably have kissed the bird in one mouthful.
Chapter completed!