Chapter 6 Men Can't See
"Why don't you let go of Lao Ji?" He was about to loosen Ji Bingyan, but was stopped by Pao Tianming. Ji Bingyan's mouth was already blocked by Pao Tianming's legs.
"That's right, Lao Ji is so nice to his friends. When he heard that Lao Chu and Lao Hu were arrested, he wanted to save them. You know, Shi Guanyin's martial arts skills are unknown, and he may be going to die. Although he is just an NPC, I think he has to respect them. If he respects them, he cannot let his life be lost in vain. So I think it would be safer for him to be tied here." Pao Tianming was mainly afraid that Ji Bingyan would destroy himself as soon as he had freedom. Although his martial arts skills are OK now, he was still a bit mysterious to deal with him.
"...Buy tea, I really misunderstood you before. I originally thought you were a hooligan, but I didn't think you were actually quite kind. But, did you take off your pants first? It would be uncomfortable to be so stuffy."
"I promise that once I take it off, he will scold me and accus me of me, and then let you let him go. Lao Ji is really... I can't let you go for my friend's life. I'm so touching. I'll cry. Hurry up." Pao Tianming and I ran out of the house with others.
He smiled and took off his trouser legs. Sure enough, Ji Bingyan's first words were: "He is a villain, don't believe him. Let me go."
"Will you go to save Lao Chu and Lao Hu?"
"……meeting!"
He snatched his heart and stuffed his trousers into Ji Bingyan's mouth again and comforted him, "Don't worry, we will save them." He turned around and shouted, "Brothers and sisters, set off!"
"Then don't block my mouth at least!" Unfortunately, no one heard Lao Jixin's call, and even the disciple who left finally did not notice that Lao Ji's tears had already slipped down.
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"Are you any plan?" The sword on the way has repeated this sentence 13 times.
"No!" Pao Tianming repeated 7 times. The other 6 times were answered 'No'. "I have been thinking about a question. Why did Shi Guanyin's strange moves not work for the sword and qin? Is it because she used the method of fighting with injuries to exchange for injuries?"
"Taking injuries to the wound?... We have to get a vote of Emei disciples?" A sword slashed his heart and saw a dark look. A 25,000-mile Long March road map appeared in his mind.
"It's so troublesome. Look at how about we use our right hand and hold a broken sword in our left hand and poke our thighs?"
Another scene appeared before his eyes with one sword. Thirty Huashan disciples rushed towards the demon with their long and short swords. They used their right hand to push at the enemy, kept poking their thighs with their left hand, and then held the wound medicine in their mouths, ready to heal them at all times. Suddenly, a disciple accidentally made his internal strength wrong, or everyone made his left and right mistakes collectively. That scene...
"Is there a slightly less bad way?" The sword slashed his heart and obviously couldn't accept this scene. This was not because he wanted to kill Shi Guanyin, but because he wanted to laugh at Shi Guanyin.
"Only the worse!" Pao Tianming scratched his head, and he admitted that he was not a good idea. He didn't know whether Shi Guanyin would eat this trick. If a group of people poked their thighs, it would be useless, that would be a joke. But isn't this a solution?
"You can say something that is not bad first. If it really doesn't work, then take out those disgusting ideas for reference." After fighting with one sword, there are only those you dare not say, and there are no ones I dare not listen to.
"We will first send five disciples to try her martial arts to see if we can know what the problem is. Then we will think of countermeasures."
One sword slashed his heart and said distressedly: "Who are you going? It's a mission to die. Isn't this difficult for you?" He understood people's psychology very well. If these five people fail, they will feel very happy. If they succeed, they will feel very uncomfortable.
"I'll go!" French fries suddenly raised their hand to sign up.
"Two people. Who else went?" Pao Tianming turned around and asked.
"Isn't it just one?" The sword was scattering.
"The fries are going to be eaten. Do you think the tomato sauce you have stained with will not be eaten?"
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The five people had already gathered together. One sword caught the heart and saw that everyone was helpless at his eyes, so they had to pull out the three most familiar people in the gang. One of them was MM, two GG. The names were M A, G1, G2.
"What's going on now?" After a long time, the team arrived at the oasis and asked with a sword.
"Kill in!" Pao Tianming drew his sword.
"...Is it too rough?" He killed his heart and would not agree to break into such an idiot.
"...It seems a bit. We have an insider in it now, that is, Liu Yanfei from Huashan, most of you are the one named Wang Chong. As for Chu Liuxiang, don't count on it. If you can contact him, I think he can lure Shi Guanyin out of the oasis. Then find a way to ambush it. Otherwise, there will be thousands of turtle soldiers here, and each of them will be exhausted to death if they cut ten."
"Contact... Of course you go, you are the best light skills." Jianqin stretched out a small head in the sand pit next to him and replied.
"Stupid! I'm not a disciple of Huashan, so people may not pay attention to me. Besides, you can ask him if he is willing to leave without killing Shi Guanyin?" It's great that he is not a native of Huashan, Pao Tianming laughs secretly.
Yi Jian slashed his teeth and said, "I'll go, I'll be called a senior brother after all." After that, he was about to jump out of the sand pit, but he didn't expect Pao Tianming to pull him, and he was moved by his sword! After all, someone still cares about his life and death.
"Jianqin, give him two masks."
"Okay!" The sword slashed his heart and felt sore, and he wanted to cry. As a result, he completely distrusts his light skills.
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Twenty minutes later, Pao Tianming asked in surprise: "Are you back alive?"
"..." A sword slashed the heart and glanced at everyone's eyes, as if they were surprised. "I have already contacted it. Wang Chong is Liu Yanfei. He said that Shi Guanyin will not die, and he will not leave. I left a letter and asked Liu Yanfei to hand it over to her: The Star of Paradise is in my hand. If you want it, take Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua to trade twenty miles south of the oasis tomorrow at noon. Only one person is allowed to come."
"Good job." Pao Tianming praised.
"The signature is Qingmei tea." One sword is to kill the heart.
"Go to die!" Pao Tianming kicked him over. Isn't this pushing himself to the dead? If he can't kill this guy this time, his list of enemies will have a super boss. I'm afraid that someone will kill him to the inn, Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai and Xiao Yu may not be able to withstand it. Even if he can carry it, Xiao Yu will forget it. No matter how much Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai will have a good relationship. If there is a mistake, he will be sad for half an hour - who will stop him from coming to the enemy in the future? Otherwise, he would have to fool Zhang Sanfeng into the inn to run away... Well, the possibility is infinitely close to zero, and it will be troublesome to be fooled by someone to sweep the floor for him. I heard about blood a few days ago.
Thousands of people in the Shadow Gang suffered a devastating blow. According to statistics, 1,100 people, each of them dropped two levels on average. I heard that the cause of the incident was that Wang Lianhua issued a task to the people of the Blood Shadow Gang, asking him to send a letter to another city within half a day. As soon as someone accepted the task, he tapped the acupoints. Half a day later, the gang members were released. As soon as the gang members returned to the gang station, he rushed in and massacred. Later, if it weren't for the serious injury and retreating on his own, I wonder if the Blood Shadow Gang could be killed. The NPC's insidiousness and stinginess were obvious. Of course, Pao Tianming would never admit that it was the dirty water he poured.
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Twenty miles south of the oasis, it is not much different from ordinary deserts. The only difference is that there are more than twenty people buried in the two dunes. The five people responsible for being cannon fodder stood neatly in the middle of the desert. Tomato was holding a red box in his hand. He was shocked by a sword. He never opened the box to see what the red product was. Peng Qihu was still there at that time, which was inconvenient. Later, Chu Liuxiang was even more inconvenient. At the first sight of the things in the box, he thought that the black and irregular round block was a meteorite. Apart from this explanation, he could no longer think of anything that could grow into this shape and was regarded as a red product.
This thing is actually called an iron ball. Pao Tianming first melted the thin sword first, and then used the bottom of the cola can as a model. Although the bottom of the cola was also melted and stained with some sand, the total weight was not much different, although the shape would be a little avant-garde.
A quarter of an hour at noon, Shi Guanyin came on a horse. There were two camels behind her, Hu Tiehua and Chu Liuxiang were tied up on it.
"You? Why did you escape?" As soon as Shi Guanyin got close to him, she asked in surprise when she saw five suicide squadrons.
"Your lair has been burned by us, so we naturally escaped." French fries said with a smile. Although Shi Guanyin was not easy to look good, as soon as she saw her, she knew that the person in front of her was Shi Guanyin, who was Shi Guanyin's true face. Not only because of her peerless charm, not only because of her graceful figure, but also because she had seen her in the valley.
"It was made from Qingmei, right? Call him out." Shi Guanyin roared. Her years of foundation have disappeared. Her disciples have been trained for many years must have died. The poppy and hemp grass that she cultivated for many years must have been gone. Although she almost didn't need these, she would rather destroy all of this by herself.
"Would you look for me?" Pao Tianming heard that he couldn't talk about this matter again if he didn't come out, so he had to get out of his head. "If you have something to say, you can get out of here quickly."
"I..." Shi Guanyin had just read a word, and Tomato put the red box close to the package. Shi Guanyin suppressed her anger and said, "Get the red goods!"
"You let go first." Pao Tianming flew backwards and stood ten meters away from the five-man group, and Shi Guanyin said twenty meters away.
Shi Guanyin sneered and patted the camel's back next to her. Two camel cannons arrived next to Pao Tianming. Pao Tianming drew his sword and cut the rope. Hu Tiehua and Chu Liuxiang fell straight down, obviously the acupoints were not untied.
"Old Hu, how do you feel?"
"I've never been so bad." Hu Tiehua said with a wry smile.
Chu Liuxiang lay on the ground and said, "You can't beat her. That martial arts are so weird."
"Oh? Why is it weird?" This was said by Shi Guanyin. As soon as the word "weird" fell, she was like lightning, and she was like a butterfly when the tomato turned around and arrived in front of Tomato. Two fingers of the two brazed fingers easily took away the red box. Before the tomato could react, it turned into white light. The other four attacked away. Shi Guanyin avoided the two female attacking swords on the front, opened and closed his right hand, and slapped G1 into white light with one palm and the sword. From this, it can be seen that G1 was just a flower stand with no force on the sword. Shi Guanyin sent G2, which suddenly staggered, back to Huashan.
French fries shouted: "Fight." The sword turned into a long rainbow and shot straight at Shi Guanyin. Shi Guanyin saw that the momentum was fierce, so he hurriedly took two steps back. But underestimated the enemy first. Unexpectedly, French fries' other martial arts were intermediate, but their martial arts were the incomplete Huashan's unique skill "Xiaguang Sword Technique". The sun shone everywhere, and the world was beautiful. Only this sword cut off Shi Guanyin's ring finger and little tail finger of his left hand.
At dawn, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua sighed at the same time: "I can see it!" Although they saw it, the three of them could only sigh at the same time. They did not have the conditions to break this move.
The French fries' moves were used to be old, and Shi Guanyin beat them into white light, and M Jia also followed the French fries' footsteps back to Huashan. Shi Guanyin put the wound medicine on his palm and said with a smile: "Did you see it?"
Hu Tiehua asked: "Which sect is this martial arts?"
Shi Guanyin laughed and said, "In the world, which sect can create such a move? Take the two most famous sects in the world for example. The Shaolin sect's martial arts are too strong and stupid, like a big bowl of braised pork belly. Although they are very plentiful, they can only make the peddlers and pawns feast. People who truly understand the taste will never like such greasy things. The Wudang sect's martial arts are too light, like a plate of green vegetables and tofu that has forgotten to add salt. Although the color looks good, after taking a bite, it will never arouse others' appetite, right?"
Shi Guanyin gently wrapped a layer of gauze and continued, "Although their martial arts are bad, they have to give some beautiful and nice names, namely "Splitting mountains" and "Subduing dragons and subduing tigers". In fact, just the moves they used should be called "Splitting wood" and "Subduing cats and dogs". However, the name I used is not good, but it is real. I said that "men can't stand it", so men must be shameful."
Hu Tiehua sighed and said, "In this way, did you create this trick yourself?"
Shi Guanyin said: "To create such a move, you must not only have to learn about the martial arts of all sects in the world, but also have to know the weaknesses of men. Who else can create such moves besides me?" (Shi Guanyin's words belong to the original copy of the original work)
"Men can't stand it? Apart from the fact that their names are a little bad, they seem to be pretty good." Pao Tianming sighed repeatedly. "But it's hard for you. It must be very hard to play with men from so many sects, right?"
"Men all like me, there is no way. As long as I am willing to give them a smile, they are even willing to kill their heads for me."
"You are so narcissistic! Hello, have you heard of a man named Huangfu Gao?" Pao Tianming was talking nonsense as much as possible. The most intense ideological struggle in his mind since Pangu opened the world. His hand had already touched the package... or not! With the current form, the remaining MMs in Huashan could pose a threat to Shi Guanyin. Although the others were a bit troublesome, they were still relatively relaxed. If you gave Shi Guanyin a quick sword attack, the chance of success would be extraordinary.
When Shi Guanyin heard Huangfu Gao's name, her face changed immediately. She said with murderous aura: "That's because he is ungrateful and does not follow me... Did you see his fate? He was so elegant and lovely. But if he doesn't follow me, do you know how I deal with him? I first threw him in the desert to bask in the sun, blind his eyes, and then burn his face, his throat and ears. I won't let him die, so I'll let him pull the mill again, and pull it day and night. He pulled the mill for three years in a dark room. I really want to ask him, if he had known today, would he regret it? Hahaha!"
"Psychologically perverted." Pao Tianming shuddered, thanking the designers in his heart, he would not let the players suffer this. Otherwise, he would have to be punished.
Shi Guanyin smiled and opened the box and saw that her face changed drastically. She took three steps and reached Pao Tianming's side. She grabbed his collar and asked, "Where is the Star of Paradise? Have you lost your bag?"
"Yes! What's wrong?" Pao Tianming pretended to be innocent and kicked Hu Tiehua by the way, asking him to shut up. When they heard that the Star of Bliss was gone, they either committed suicide or killed themselves. The most likely they were to kill themselves first and then decide whether to commit suicide.
"Take it out." Shi Guanyin said gently: "I can teach you any martial arts you want to learn."
"You said it! Help me complete Xiao Li's flying knife."
"... Change one!" Shi Guanyin suppressed her anger.
"Then help me complete the spiritual communication."
“…change another one!”
"...I don't care about anything else." Pao Tianming thought for a while but didn't know what to learn. "How about this, I will discuss it with my friends first, and you can go a hundred meters away first."
"If you don't want to hand over the incense stick, I have to kill you and them, and I will still be the disciples of Huashan who are hiding in the sand."
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Chapter completed!