Chapter 725 I can teach you to pretend and be shameless
Puff!" After hearing this name, Fang Jueyu almost spit out an old blood. Is there really someone in the world who named such a name?
"Why do you laugh? Although I traveled through time in 2015, don't think I don't know this joke!" Wang Genji said fiercely.
"I'm sorry, I can't help it!" Fang Jueyu burst out laughing.
"If you hadn't been a man on earth, I would have killed you!" Wang Genji said gritting his teeth.
However, although he has the realm of a demigod, his personality is indeed quite strange. He has no demigod airs at all, but he is a bit like a rogue rogue.
"Teacher, how did you travel through time?" Fang Jueyu asked curiously.
"This starts from a daytime day when you can't see your fingers," Wang Genji took out a bottle of light yellow liquid and poured it into his mouth. "What do you think? Ordinary people can prolong their own beer by taking a sip. Do you want to try it?"
"No, no!" Fang Jueyu looked at the saliva at the bottle mouth and shook his head in disgust.
Wang Genji didn't care, and sat on the stone of "Pirate Seminary" and began to tell his own story.
Wang Genji is like Fang Jueyu who inherited Xiao Yi from Fang Huai. He is like a poor student and loser. The family he was born was not good, but Wang Genji relied on his efforts and made a fortune when he was in college by making a waste book recycling.
After entering society, I opened a small company with this amount of money. The company was originally doing a very exciting job, but because of Ruchu society, I was still thinking about it and was plotted against by others.
Fortunately, the debt I owe is not too big. I have used up all my savings over the years and paid off my debts.
But Wang Genji was not discouraged. He and a few friends raised some money to make a comeback. However, before that, he wanted to fulfill his dream that had been a long time ago, which was to go to Iceland to see the aurora.
It was a very beautiful aurora, and even a very strange meteor shower. He made a wish at the moment, hoping that he could become a very awesome person. However, it seemed as if God had heard his wish, and a cosmic ray caused by the turbulence of time and space brought him to a very mysterious place.
This is a very strange universe secret realm. He even didn't know how he entered that secret realm so far. Even if he wanted to go back now, he could not find any way.
In this secret realm of the universe, he came into contact with the vast universe and even inherited a civilization inheritance that had been extinct for a long time.
Since then, Wang Genji has embarked on the path of warriors, ten years, one hundred years, ten thousand years, and one hundred million years!
After becoming a demigod, he found the place of the earth again, but he didn't know that the turbulence of time and space brought him 140 million years ago!
When he found the earth, the earth was still in the late Mesozoic period, which was about 67 million years ago! Even though he could return to the earth, he could not reverse the time, and the region of that era was far from being born!
In order to protect the earth, he protected the area where the earth is with his great power, hoping that one day he could return to the region and return to the world he was familiar with.
After discovering this, Wang Genji's personality changed drastically. Because of his long life and boring years, he developed a hobby, which is to show off!
He often dressed up as an ordinary person and lived on a planet, relying on his own strength and doing all kinds of things, such as controllers, transcendents, and thousands of people who suffer losses under Wang Genji.
But what can I do? He is a demigod and can't beat him!
The most annoying thing is that Wang Genji obtained a very powerful secret technique in that ruin. This secret technique is not strong in combat, but the escape is simply a rush. Even the demigod cannot catch him. So far, he has never failed to show off and has been awarded the title of the God of Force.
But because time was too long, he had forgotten time. Before he knew it, the modern civilization on Earth had been born for thousands of years.
"So that's it. No wonder a planet like Earth has been hidden in the Milky Way for so many years and has not been discovered by the universe civilization. It turns out that it was him who did it!" Xiao Yi suddenly realized.
"It's interesting," After listening to the story of Wang Gen's base, Fang Jueyu felt sympathy for this guy. After living for so long, he couldn't find someone who could talk. This was really lonely.
"By the way, since you have become my student, I will naturally guide you. No matter what, we are also fellow earthlings. I am protecting you in this Cosmic Federation School. No one dares to cause trouble for you in the future. Even the principal has to consider it!"
Fang Jueyu did not doubt this sentence. It was obvious that it was the reaction of other demigods. They obviously had some slight fear of forcing the God King.
"But what can you teach me? I am a decathlon and can do anything!"
"I can teach you to show off and be shameless!" Wang Genji said, "I know, you made up all the shitty civilizations, right?"
"Hahaha, you still know it!" Fang Jueyu didn't hide it. Such nonsense is really too easy for the people on earth to see through.
"The pussy you pretend to be can only be considered low-level pussy. In my opinion, it is just like a pediatrician!" Wang Genji said proudly, "I've pretended to be more pussy than you have!"
"Damn it, what a big tone!" Fang Jueyu thought he was already shameless. Wang Genji deserved to be called a slut, and he was even more shameless than him. "Then tell me, what kind of slut is a high-level slut!"
"I'll do the disco on the grave, drift the hearse, take a bath of ashes, lift up people's ancestral graves, burn, kill, rob, and rape, I won't do such unethical things."
Fang Jueyu's mouth twitched, is it not moral enough to lift someone's ancestral grave?
"The most important thing is that after doing these things, I can escape unstoppable. This is the biggest reliance for me to force God to travel around the world for so many years!" Wang Genji talked eroticly.
"Do you know what are the four basic principles of pretending to behave?"
This is the first time Fang Jueyu has heard of the concept of "What?"
"First, never act in anger; second, never miss any one; third, be clean and neat and beautiful; fourth, don't be beaten to death after showing off!"
"Why do I sound so familiar with this line?" An image called "Captain Dragonfly" popped up in Fang Jueyu's mind.
"It's a pity that you don't publish this book," Fang Jueyu muttered, "Do you want me to contact the People's Publishing House for you?"
"Hahaha, I'm ashamed!" Wang Genji touched his head, but there was no expression of shame at all.
"From today, I will teach you my supreme skills!"
"What unique skills?"
"Escape!"
"What's the matter?" Fang Jueyu was stunned.
"I tell you, my escape skills are unparalleled in the world. There is absolutely no one in the world who can compare with me. Of course, you have to take some benefits before I will teach you!"
"Damn it? Are you not my teacher?"
"Have you seen that teacher no longer charges tuition? Our Universal School of the Universe is not a compulsory education."
"Wori, why haven't I heard of any college that charges a fee?"
"This is my mandatory seminary rule!"
"Why?"
"I can slap you to death with just one slap!"
Chapter completed!