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Chapter 20 Comrade Police, I Want to Self(1/2)

Giant panda breeding base.

In a certain office.

The breeder is being interrogated and taught.

"What happened? Why did a giant panda disappear out of thin air?"

The leader doesn't believe it.

The breeder spread his hands in grievance: "Xiaoxiao has always been like this. It has no sense of existence since it was born. Even her parents often forget her in the corner. They are obviously twins, but we usually only remember her younger brother."

"I've had similar things a few times before, and sometimes I suddenly remember them, and laugh?"

"Then I could find her in some strange places, but something was wrong today. We just watched the video. She ran to a corner that the surveillance camera could not see and suddenly disappeared!"

The leader touched his head and pondered for a moment: "This matter must be properly resolved."

"I want to inform... By the way, what is the name of the disappearing giant panda you just mentioned?"

The keeper showed confusion: "Forgot..."

"Giant panda? Huh? Has any giant panda disappeared? I'll go and count it again."

Ten minutes later.

"Leader, all the giant pandas seem to be there." The breeder excitedly pointed at the roster and the giant pandas.

The leader breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good if you are there, it's good if you are there."

"Young young people do things but are not reliable, and they are shocked, really."

"How could the giant panda disappear!"

...

In the garage.

Xu Nan was really shocked.

He has only seen this large carnivore in a zoo since he was a child. It is a powerful creature with a bite force comparable to a brown bear. It runs at an altitude of 2,000 meters as fast as Liu Xiang. It can climb 20 to 30 meters in a tree, swim easily when encountering water, and can sit and play with three or four wolves, and has a powerful creature with a huge comprehensive force value!

However, compared to her cute appearance, her powerful combat power has always been ignored.

In ancient times, pandas were called iron-eating beasts, with strong attack types and easy humans, and they were definitely their opponents.

Such an animal actually makes a living by being cute, which shows how real this world of face-seeing is.

When the giant panda rushed up just now, Xu Nan was very nervous and used his instant magic technique to put a thick mage armor on himself, ready to make a tough move.

Who knew that the giant panda just had a feint attack, rushed to Xu Nan and staggered, rolled on the ground twice, and was so cute that he ran back to chew the bamboo.

Xu Nan felt that he must have read it wrong, so he closed the garage door, took a deep breath for ten seconds, and opened it again.

The giant panda, who was gnawing bamboo, glanced at him and said slowly:

"Are you my devil's pet?"

Xu Nan: "Ha?"

"It's too weak. You are far from qualified to be my demon pet at the moment." The giant panda said while gnawing on bamboo: "Start with the most basic servant first. This is the master-servant contract, you can take a look."

After saying that, a magic contract was handed over, and Xu Nan really read it carefully, feeling a little unbelievable.

With his super charm value, the other party bowed without accepting his head, hugged his thighs and cried and shouted to be a younger brother. This is simply unscientific!

However, if you think about it carefully, the charm value of giant pandas may not necessarily be inferior to that of themselves, and they are even better in some aspects. It is really hard to say which one is higher or lower in the competition between the two sides!

Xu Nan thought about it and directly opened up his hidden specialties [Gratility] and [Glowing].

Who knew that the giant panda threw away the bamboo and sneered: "Why are you so slutty? Do you think your peacock spreads its tail? What I hate the most is the existence with a higher charm than me. As a demon pet, he doesn't understand the principles of highlighting his master's charm, but instead wants to overwhelm the host."

"You go, you will never be able to become a regular person in this life."

Xu Nan's forehead leaps slightly with blue veins: "This is my home, this is my garage!"

The giant panda rolled on the ground: "I don't care. From now on, this place will be my home. You have to be responsible for my diet and daily life. By the way, the temperature of this garage is not pleasant enough. Please turn around and install an air conditioner for me..."

Xu Nan took a deep breath.

This giant panda has obvious problems and problems. Has the arrival of the general world led to the mutations of other creatures also begun to occur?

Or is this giant panda from another world?

The problem is that he did not see the existence of a creature like giant panda in Ron's warlock's bloodline? Is it good to have something like a panda monk?

"Let's all figure it out first."

Xu Nan calmed down and looked at the creature that seemed cute but actually had an amazing lethality: "How did you come to my house?"

The giant panda said contemptly: "I heard someone summoning the demon pet, so I ran over. Of course, I want to take advantage of the demon pet I picked up for free, but I am not very satisfied with your demon pet, I want to return the goods."

Xu Nan's head is as big as a fight: "Do you have any misunderstandings about the ceremony of summoning the demon pet?"

He said in as gentle as possible: "In theory, you are my devil's pet."

The giant panda said angrily: "Can you beat me?"

Xu Nan thought for a while: "Not necessarily."

Giant pandas are usually very skilled. Even if they are full of magic now, they really don’t know who will win unless they try their best. Moreover, the giant panda in front of them is obviously not a good person, but must have become a spirit.

Although it is not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it should be an exception for giant pandas?

The giant panda sneered, "That's all, I want me to be your demon pet! With your strength, go and practice first. Before I find a new demon pet, you will be responsible for my diet and daily life. Do you understand?"

Xu Nan always feels something is wrong.

This giant panda is obviously very familiar with contract rules and other things. It is pretending to be crazy and stupid and wants to pay for it!

Although Xu Nan is very rich now, he still refuses to eat for some reason.

"You, you, I don't care where you came from, go back immediately! Don't hinder my summoning of the magic pet!"

Xu Nan's attitude became tougher: "I want a crow or a black cat!"

The giant panda was angry: "Crow, black cat? Can those foolish things be compared with me? Are these two idiots cute? If you are disrespectful to your master, be careful that I will sue you for stealing national treasures."

"Do you know the charge of stealing national treasures?"

Xu Nan smiled and closed the garage entrance door with a snap.

His hands trembled and began to send WeChat messages. Of course, the target was Xin'er-

"Order takeout for lunch today."

【Xin'er: No!】

"Stop making trouble, order takeout yourself, ask the delivery guy to put the things on the steps, just wait until he leaves before you get it. Winter is coming soon, take good care of yourself. I may... I can't come back for a while."

【Xin'er:???】

"I... went to surrender."

After saying that, Xu Nan called directly and waited with pain. After a while:

"Hey, comrade police, I'm going to surrender!"

...

"You mean, you stole a giant panda, and this giant panda is right behind you, and he can still speak human language?"

The person responsible for receiving Xu Nan surrendered was a very gentle policewoman. He looked quite young and might not be able to become a regular employee for a while.

Xu Nan nodded nervously and asked quietly: "How long will it take to be sentenced? In fact, this giant panda was not stolen by me, he ran to my yard by himself."

Miss policewoman looked strange and coughed: "But we didn't see any giant pandas?"

Xu Nan was shocked and looked back. The giant panda was lying in the corner of the interrogation room eating bamboo. She also smiled at Xu Nan with evil smile, making Xu Nan get goosebumps all over her body.

Only then did Xu Nan notice that he led a giant panda out and no one was surprised all the way!

Could this guy be invisible? And why can't he finish the bamboo he has at hand?

"But there is really a giant panda..." Xu Nan didn't know how to describe this situation.

Miss Policewoman nodded gently, poured Xu Nan a glass of water, patted him on the shoulder with comfort, and then walked out of the interrogation room, immediately changed his face, scolded several younger brothers:

"Tell my dad, I'll stop doing this job! Is it too dangerous to ask my mother to do this job that can receive a lunatic?"

"Just just now, the boy kept saying that he stole a giant panda!"

"Have you seen giant pandas?"

Everyone shook their heads together.

Miss policewoman sighed: "Prepare a car for him to Daqingshan Mental Hospital. I see that he is very handsome and loses his mind at a young age. Now he sends it over, maybe he can be rescued."

One of the younger brothers said weakly: "Sister Gillian, your interrogation room door is not closed."

She turned around awkwardly, but saw Xu Nan looking at her with a deep face.

"Call the giant panda breeding base."

Xu Nan remained calm: "Ask them if they have lost their national treasures recently."
To be continued...
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