Chapter 53 What have you seen?
"Man? Do you know what a man is?" Zhou Bo's voice suddenly became solemn, as if it was a very serious topic.
The evil god of Fire Cloud was slightly stunned: "Men? Men must stand up to the sky, be fearless, and..."
"Stop, what kind of man do you mean?... Let me tell you, these are not men..." Zhou Bo is as simple and tempting as a teacher: "Big man, let me ask you something, have you ever had that woman?"
At this moment, Zhou Bo's voice became extremely vulgar, just like a shameless pimp who was cheating a primary school student into a brothel. That voice was so vulgar, and even the bandits behind him were covered in goose bumps.
Who knew that after this sentence, the face of the Fire Cloud Evil God, which was originally black and red, turned into a pig liver color. His eyes were floating in the east and walking around the west, but he couldn't calm down. His face was full of twist, and even put away the long sword that stretched out, and he stuttered and could not speak.
Seeing this look, Zhou Bo immediately understood in his heart, and he met a Chu brother.
"It seems that you are still a virgin, haha, you have never met a woman when you grow up so old? Brother, aren't you gay?" Zhou Bo laughed unceremoniously, as if he had found the weakness of the Fire Cloud Evil God.
"Bah, you are a gay man, then you think, are you a man yourself?" Huo Yun evil god retorted with a red face.
"Ahem..." This counterattack immediately made Zhou Bo feel embarrassed: "Ahem...that...that, I haven't been to a woman, damn, a virgin..."
God knows how Zhou Bo said this. Zhou Bo only felt that when he said this, the sky around him seemed to become darker. Damn, embarrassing. At such an old age, he was still a tragic virgin. However, the bandit next to him gave him an understanding. It's normal, is it normal? His boss is a panda monster and must have never been a woman. But he must have had a female panda. You must know that people and pandas have different eyes. Perhaps a girl who looks quite beautiful in people looks just an ugly monster in this panda.
"Wow, you guy is so embarrassed to say to me, aren't the same?" The evil god Huoyun immediately found the port of venting desire and immediately laughed at Zhou Bo.
"Wait, I'm different from you." After calming down, Zhou Bo explained: "Hehe, although I have never been to a woman,... I peeked at Widow Zhang, Gobi, when I was four years old, I was watching Widow Zhang take a bath. Have you ever done this? I have never done peeping, so I'm not considered a man..."
The evil god Huoyun was stunned. He had never done this before.
"Have you never done it? Hehe, when I was seven years old, I used a chisel to dig a hole in the wooden board in the middle of the men's and women's bathroom in the school. Have you ever done this? Have you never done it?"
"When I was twelve years old, I peeked at the school grass and school belle next door to fight. Have you ever done this? Have you never done it yet?"
"When I was in college, I started taking a DV machine for the first time and took a secret photo. You haven't done this before? It's the beautiful teacher of our school. Tsk, that figure is still exciting... I've grabbed the beautiful woman's breasts. Have you done this?" Zhou Bo became more and more proud of himself, introducing his glorious past one by one. He was not ashamed at all, but proud. This guy was helpless.
"After I graduated, I peeped and took photos of thousands of people. Have you ever done this? I haven't done it, I haven't even done something like voyeurism. Are you embarrassed to say that you are a man? Well, I'm not a real man now, but if the distance between a boy and a man is zero to one hundred, then I'm ninety-nine, you're zero eggs, I'm only one last step away from growing into a real man..." He stepped out, stretched his right hand, slowly towards the sky, like a solemn oath, sonorous and powerful.
"As for you, you haven't even done low-level things like peeping, so you'd better study hard and be a man? Hehe, I'll give you a goal. Your junior sister is good. Just aim to end your own miserable career as a boy. The first step is peeping. Girls always have to take a bath. You just find a chance, that..." Zhou Bo looked more and more obscene as he spoke, pointing his fingers and teaching the skills of the Huoyun Evil God peeping.
"You...what did you say? Who said I...I haven't peeped around, isn't it just Junior Sister Shui Rou? Tell you, I've seen it a long time ago..." The evil god Huoyun seemed unwilling to be so despised. He raised his chest, slapped it twice, and declared arrogantly.
"What have you seen?" At this moment, a cold voice suddenly rang out.
"I've seen Junior Sister Shui Rou's nakedness..." Huo Yun Evil God said subconsciously. When he was about to finish his words, he felt something was wrong. He turned around slightly. At some point, there was a beautiful girl behind him wearing a palace dress and wrapped in a graceful body. Although this girl was beautiful, to Huo Yun Evil God, this girl was as terrifying as a demon, and she shouted almost like jumping on her feet: "Junior Sister Shui Rou?"
That's right, it's Shui Rou. Isn't this girl who just appeared? Isn't it Shui Rou Junior Sister? And at this moment, Shui Rou's pretty face is still pretty, but I don't know how she feels it, and she always has a terrifying smell.
"Senior Brother Huoyun, what have you seen?" Shui Rou almost grinned and asked this question again. Her eyes were staring at the evil god Huoyun, as if she was unable to scrape off a piece of meat from this guy.
"No...no..." Huoyun Evil God swung his palms quickly: "Nothing, don't listen to this fat man's nonsense, I've never done anything..."
Damn, I thought this guy was honest and honest before, but I didn't expect that he would be so cruel and turned around and betray himself. Cao, Fatty, am I so easy to betray him? Zhou Bo coughed softly and said solemnly: "Brother Huoyun, you can't say that. We had such a happy chat before, have you forgotten? You said before that, she is just a little woman, and you are not going to do whatever you want, what position you want, even if you tie a rope, it's okay? A real man, you are afraid of being a hairy. Besides, you have exchanged experiences with me before, why did you turn your face and refuse to recognize people..."
"Senior Brother Huoyun?" Shui Rou's forehead was covered with dark lines, and a strong chill was revealed in her voice.
"Junior sister, don't listen to this fat man's nonsense. Woo woo, I'm so unlucky. I wouldn't have trouble with this fat man if I had known this fat man. Fat man, I'll fight with you today... The sea of blood is endless!"
Chapter completed!