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The Spring Festival Gala of the Crew of "The Merry of Zhumen"(2/3)

[Two crew members jumped off the boat, searched among the "waves" for a long time, picked up a woman, and helped her onto the boat]

Fang Shuixin: Thank you sir for saving my life.

Zhang Yue: Girl, do you know how you fell into the water?

Fang Shui

Zhang Yue [touching his chin]: This is very unusual. Girls should be more careful in the future.

Fang Shuixin [fearful]: Isn’t it an accident? Who will harm me?

【Act 3】

[Dongfang's room, dimly lit]

Servant Ding A: Madam, my subordinates have successfully caused that woman to fall into the water. She must have lost half of her life.

Dongfangshi [nods with satisfaction and gives a piece of silver]: Well done, please step back.

Dongfangshi: Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me, who is the woman I love most?

Magic Mirror: Aunt Shuixin, she is the general’s favorite woman.

Dongfangshi: What? Isn’t she already dead?

Magic Mirror: No, she was rescued by Zhang Yue. She was diagnosed with pregnancy again, and the general loved her even more.

Dongfangshi [hatefully]: Nosy Zhang Yue! Huh, this guy is lucky!

[The general’s wife walked back and forth a few steps, thinking about it.]

Dongfangshi [smiling evilly]: Want to give birth to an evil offspring? No way! What kind of knowledge can a woman like her have? Come on!

Maid B [enters in response to the call]: What are your orders, madam?

Dongfangshi: I heard that the master has brought a new aunt back. You should prepare a bedchamber for her and use the best products. Most importantly, be sure to light the best musk--- incense for her.

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Maid B [accepts the order to retreat]: Yes! Madam.

【Act 4】

Narrator: A month later, Aunt Shui Xin miscarried as expected due to smelling musk all day that could easily lead to miscarriage.

[Dongfang's room]

Dongfangshi [asked Magic Mirror proudly]: Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me, who is the woman I love most?

Magic Mirror: Aunt Shuixin, she is also the general’s favorite woman.

Dongfangshi [in disbelief]: Why! She doesn’t even have a child!

Magic Mirror: It is precisely because she has just lost her child that the general feels sorry for her even more.

[The general’s wife angrily smashed everything at hand, and it took a while to calm down.]

Dongfangshi [talking to himself]: Is there no other way to win back the master's heart? Yes, only by letting her do something wrong can the master give up on her.

[The general’s wife called Maid B and gave her a face-to-face explanation]

【Act 5】

[Fang Shuixin Room]

Fang Shuixin: I'm tired and need to take a rest. You all can step aside.

Maid B and C: Yes! [Go back to the door and close the door]

[Fang Shuixin lay down on the couch, tossing and turning and unable to fall asleep.]

[B pushed the door open a crack and took a look. Fang Shuixin heard the sound and simply pretended to be asleep. B seemed relieved and started whispering to C.]

Maid B [looked around, making a mysterious gesture]: Have you heard? The eldest young master’s concubine...

Maid B: Yes, I heard that he was a Japanese pirate and was secretly executed by his wife. It is not good for the young master to provoke anyone, but he provoked Japanese pirates.

Maid B: What a Japanese pirate! I heard that the lady didn’t agree to let her in, so she was labeled a Japanese pirate and executed.

Maid C: No way? Madam doesn’t seem to be such a ruthless person. She is even nice to our Aunt Shui Xin.

Maid B: That's for others to see! Do you know, Aunt Shuixin's miscarriage was not an accident! Even the fall into the water the day she first came here... I won't tell you, please don't tell others.

Maid C: I know, I know, I still want my life. While Aunt Shui Xin is sleeping, let’s go get something to eat first.

[The two maids walked off the stage together, and their voices were heard in the distance.]

Maid B: Hey, have you ever asked for a marriage fortune teller? I heard that the true king of Lingji Palace is very effective. Even the nobles in the palace often go to ask for a fortune teller! ...

[Fang Shuixin sat up from the couch, his face pale.]

Fang Shui

[Fang Shuixin started to pack her things, halfway through, she suddenly stopped]

Fang Shui

There is no way... By the way, Lingji Palace? Go there tomorrow!

【Act Six】

Narrator: The next day, Aunt Shuixin went to Lingji Palace. There, she met seven young eunuchs, who were sent by the nobles in the palace to offer incense in Lingji Palace. So she told the seven young eunuchs everything.

The little eunuch. After the emperor got the news over and over again, he severely punished the general. The general suffered an unreasonable disaster. He was very disappointed with Aunt Shuixin and felt cold towards his wife. Disheartened, he led the army to fight again.

[Dongfang's room]

Dongfangshi [smiling nervously]: Ha, ha, haha, let’s see how you fight with me! Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me, do you still love that woman named Fang?

Magic Mirror: No, madam, the general no longer loves Fang Shuixin.

Dongfangshi [smiling proudly]: I knew it! Master, finally no one can compete with you. So, Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me, who is the woman I love most?

Magic Mirror: Bai Xue, she is now the general’s favorite woman.

Dongfangshi [smile froze on face]: What? Who is it? Say it again?

Magic Mirror [sighs]: It's Bai Xue. She is the woman the general met during this expedition.

Dongfangshi [finally couldn't bear it anymore and smashed the magic mirror]: You lied to me! I don't believe it! I don't believe it...

[The general’s wife fell on the table and burst into tears.]

[The lights gradually dim and the curtain slowly closes.]

Xiaowu: Seeing so many colleagues performing such wonderful performances makes me feel a little bit nervous.

Wansijie: How about we also present a song for everyone? There is a song that is particularly suitable, called "You Will Marry Me Today".

Xiaowu [shy]: Ah, who wants to marry you...

Wansi Jie [cannot help but hold Xiao Wu’s hand and walk backstage]: You! Come on, let’s go get ready.

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[The curtain opens, Xiao Wan and Xiao Wu sit on a white double swing and fall from the sky]

Wansshijie [Looking at Xiaowu, singing affectionately]:

The warm flowers blooming in spring take away the sadness of winter

The breeze brings a romantic atmosphere

The small tea house is suddenly full of spring

I suddenly see you at this moment

Xiao Wu [finally stopped being shy and regained his free and easy attitude, singing in duet]:

The warm fragrance of spring flowers takes away the hunger and cold of winter

The breeze brings unexpected love

The bumps of the carriage bring us closer

I suddenly fell in love with you at this moment

[The swing lands on the ground, the two interlock their fingers, step off the swing, and sing a chorus]:

listen to me

Walk hand in hand with me

Create a happy life

It was too late yesterday

It will be a pity tomorrow

[Wansi Jie faced Xiao Wu, knelt down on one knee, pulled out a rose from behind, and sang to Xiao Wu]:

Will you marry me today?
To be continued...
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