Chapter 56: Inertial drift of the old driver?
Ye Tian smiled and said, "If I guess correctly, this person should have chosen the wood that was wrong. It is better to choose some hardwood, so it is easier to generate heat when rubbing. Cork is not good. It has been worn off when you make a layer of drilling on the surface."
When the water friends heard this, they really knew this!
“66666666”
"No wonder that guy didn't even get his fucked up."
"Hey, you guys are so good at it and tell him. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda!"
"Hahaha, I won't go."
Ye Tian shook his head, turned off the two videos, and lay on the bed. The rain was still falling, and he didn't know when it would be.
System: "(Complete) Side Task 1 (Concern) Progress: 1060000/1000000!"
System: "Side Task 2 (using food to attract water friends) Progress: 75/100!"
System: "(Completed) Side Task 3 (Water Diversion Project) Progress: 100/100!"
System: "(Completed) Side Task 4 (Cave Found) Progress: 100/100!
System: "Main line task completion degree (total progress): 60/100!"
System: Congratulations to the host for completing side mission 1 and receiving the reward: universal antidote x5!
Ye Tian was suddenly shocked and looked at the reward given by the system, and couldn't help but be shocked and detailed.
"Universal antidote potion? Can you borrow any poison?" Ye Tian asked in his heart.
System: "That's right, in theory you can't use it. You can use it to show off, no thanks!"
Ye Tian's mouth twitched unconsciously twice, but it was better to have it than not, and it didn't cost money.
More importantly, Ye Tian knew how to use this thing. If he bought it, it would not be a sky-high price!
After looking at the time, Ye Tian smiled and said, "Hehehe, let's stop with today's live broadcast. See you tomorrow!"
"Wait! Anchor! We have to listen to jokes and jokes!"
"Yes, yes, yes, I won't say it before. From now on, you have to say two before the broadcast every day!"
"I'm alive on this little thing, anchor!! Let's talk about two!"
Ye Tian smiled and touched the back of his head embarrassedly. He did forget about this often.
"Ahem, since that's the case! Okay! The anchor will tell you two! That's right, there is a young man who has the habit of having midnight snacks. Every night at 10 o'clock, he would order the barbecue at the barbecue stall downstairs. On that day, the young man looked down from the window and saw that the boss of the barbecue stall did not open the door today, so the young man called the boss and asked him why he hadn't come yet. The stall owner said impatiently, "BB, I have sold barbecue for so many years and I like this kind of freedom and the feeling of being a boss by myself. Until I met you, I suddenly felt like I was going to work!"
After Ye Tianyi finished speaking, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was unprecedentedly active.
"Hahahaha, I suddenly felt like I was going to work. It's so funny!"
"I'm so laughing to death, is this a joke?"
“66666666666”
"Hahaha, I can't do it anymore! Hahaha! Every time the anchor tells a joke, I can laugh and slap it. My family thought I was mentally ill."
“Hahaha, 66666666!”
“Hahahahaha, mdzz!”
Ye Tian looked at the barrage and couldn't help but laugh.
"Ahem, I'll tell you one more! Listen, during the exam, Xiaohong said to Xiaoming, if you rely on the first place in the class this time, I will be your girlfriend. After hearing this, all the classmates silently put down their pens and planned to hand over the blank paper. Xiaoming's eyes were filled with tears. Looking at Xiaohong, who was 180 pounds, silently tore off the test paper and ate it... Xiaohong smiled slightly and wrote Xiaoming's name on his test paper. After seeing it, the head teacher, Teacher Li, tore the test paper to the serious principal. The principal nodded with satisfaction and then blinked shyly and silently at Xiaoming.
After blinking, Xiao Ming cast a look for help from Teacher Li. Finally, the next day, the school reported that the director of the Academic Affairs Office beat the principal. The principal not only did not punish the Director of the Academic Affairs Office, but also gave the wife of the Director of the Academic Affairs Office a sum of money and asked her to travel abroad. Xiao Ming's father came to the school to discuss with Xiao Hong. In the end, Xiao Ming's father divorced Xiao Ming's mother and married Xiao Hong. From then on, Xiao Hong became Xiao Ming's stepmother! After Xiao Hong came to Ye Tian's house, he confessed to Xiao Ming's mother. All of this is to get close to you!"
"...Wait! I'm a little confused! I want me to sort it out."
"This tm relationship is a bit complicated, I'm so messy!"
"Oh, I'm going, why am I so fainting! Let me think about it!"
"It's hard to defend, the old driver is inertial and elegant! The steering wheel of labor and capital has turned broken!"
"Although I haven't understood it yet, it seems to be very powerful."
After Ye Tian finished reading it, he forced himself to laugh out loud. The previous one was actually what he read before, and the latter ones were actually made up by him just now.
Just such jokes, veteran drivers are prone to failure, not to mention the freshly-earned genius fans in this parallel world.
"Ahem, everyone, think about it slowly! Another day the anchor will tell you a few more dirty jokes. Today the anchor will be off the broadcast. See you tomorrow!"
After saying that, Ye Tian closed the live broadcast room.
Although I am still hungry now, I feel more sleepy at this time. It is said that rainy days are the most suitable time to sleep, which is indeed true.
The eighth day after coming to the deserted island.
The weather is sunny.
The first thing Ye Tian did when he woke up was to open the task progress.
System: "(Complete) Side Task 1 (Concern) Progress: 1060000/1000000!"
System: "Side Task 2 (using food to attract water friends) Progress: 75/100!"
System: "(Completed) Side Task 3 (Water Diversion Project) Progress: 100/100!"
System: "(Completed) Side Task 4 (Cave Found) Progress: 100/100!
System: "Main line task completion degree (total progress): 60/100!"
After Ye Tian's analysis, if I complete the linear task 2, the completion degree of the anchor task should be 80%, which means that after the task is completed, there may be one or two tasks waiting for me in the end.
Ye Tian decided to finish the second side mission seriously. If he didn't finish it, the final mission would probably not come out.
Jiang Shuying and Dilireba were still sleeping, and Ye Tian did not disturb her. After opening the live broadcast room, he greeted her friends a few times.
After making a decision, he took the little monkey into the woods.
Although the heavy rain stopped, the woods were wet and the road was still difficult to walk. The little monkey seemed to have slept well last night and was in great spirits. He kept moving back and forth on Ye Tian's shoulders.
Ye Tian did not go to the slope this time, but went to the swamp. If Ye Tian climbed up again, he would probably be covered in mud.
Chapter completed!