Chapter 552 Dahua! You are a genius!
After Reba left, Ye Tian lay on the seat in the courtyard, shaking and shaking! Shaking and shaking! Continue to shake and shaking!
Enjoy the morning sunshine.
The whole person is like a salted fish.
"Do you want Ye Tian to chop firewood? I'll teach you! It's very fun." Dahua, who was standing beside him, was full of envy when he saw this scene, and his eyes turned around and said.
This was the routine last season. When many guests came, many guests asked them to help him criticize a lot of firewood.
Ye Tian on the bamboo chair heard Dahua's words, his body moved and... turned over and continued to shake!
Well... I just faced the sun head-on, and now I faced the sun behind me.
If a salted fish does not turn over, it is likely to be regarded as a dead fish.
Now that he occasionally turns over, he will let everyone know that he is still a living salted fish.
Well, I didn't pay attention to Dahua at all, or I didn't hear him at all, even if I heard him, I would pretend that he didn't hear him.
I want to trick him like this?
Originally, when Dahua saw Ye Tian moving, he thought Ye Tian was really going to chop firewood. He felt so proud that he had been tricked by him.
But unexpectedly, Ye Tian just turned over.
And just now, Ye Tian was facing Dahua, and now his butt was facing Dahua.
The body movements say everything, yes, the whole body is rejecting this activity!
Dahua suddenly felt so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
In the live broadcast room of the program team, the audience who saw this scene suddenly burst into laughter.
“Hahaha~”
"Ha ha ha ha"
"Dahua actually wants to trick the anchor, isn't he crazy?"
"Poor big kid, I don't know that the anchor has to pay the price."
"Anchor: I have no fluctuations in my heart, and I even want to laugh a little!"
"Dahua is still too young!"
"I feel that the anchor in the future will let Dahua know why the flowers are so popular?!!!"
"Hehehehehehe... That's right, the anchor is so stingy, he will be revenged if he has any grudges!"
"I don't know why, but I still have a little expectation in my heart!"
“Small expectations +1!”
“Small expectations +2!”
“Small expectations +3!”
He Ling saw Ye Tian lying on a bamboo chair like a salted fish, walked over and teased, "Young man, it's not quite early to get up in the morning, why are you not energetic now?"
Huang Lei, who was standing beside him, continued with a smile: "That must be because someone left and became like this. I won't show it."
Huang Lei saw the relationship between Ye Tian and Reba, but he didn't know that the two had reached that point. He thought that they were just a couple relationship and the boy was still in the performance period, and the process of pleasing girls to get the first blood.
However, he didn't know that Ye Tian was quite high in his family status.
Ye Tian's body did not move, but he could not listen to Huang Lei's arrangement of himself, slandering himself, and said seriously: "I am currently doing some kind of exercise, I have learned biology in junior high school! The human body's photosynthesis constantly absorbs free energy in the air and eliminates the abandoned impurities in the body. This is a kind of self-purification, so although you think I seem to be still, in fact, I am moving all the time."
That's right, Ye Tian is talking nonsense seriously.
I'm bragging to you seriously!
He Ling and Huang Lei were covered in black lines when they heard it!
I almost believed your evil.
However, Dahua, who was chopping firewood, immediately stretched his neck to watch it and asked curiously: "Ye Tian, is this the legendary Chinese internal strength? What kind of practice on TV can strengthen your body, which means that you look thin but have such strong strength?"
Ye Tian was stunned by Dahua's question.
I'll fuck!
Dahua, you are such a genius!
This reason is perfect.
He fully explained what he said just now and added some strong evidence.
"That's right."
Ye Tian was as steady as an old dog on the surface, and his voice was still lazy, but he revealed his incomparable confidence: "Since you guessed it, I won't hide it anymore.
This is the legendary internal strength. My Ye family was once a wealthy family, that is, an ancient martial arts family. However, the future changes and the family's power fell. However, this internal strength was passed down. Each generation was passed down from one generation to my generation, and my father passed it directly to me!"
Dahua's eyes lit up when he heard it.
Although he grew up abroad, he liked watching martial arts dramas the most when he was a child. He had long yearned for his internal strength in martial arts dramas.
When he was a child, he hoped that he would become a great hero and go around the world with his sword!
But he didn't expect that one day he would really meet someone who knew internal skills, because everyone used to say that this was fake, and he gradually believed it.
But Ye Tian’s perverted power, and what he said now, made him open a new world again!
He Ling and Huang Lei, who were beside him, were almost turning to the sky. Who would believe such a fool?
At this moment, Dahua only felt that his five meridians and eight meridians were unobstructed in an instant! His whole body was unprecedentedly awake, and his childhood dream emerged again in his mind.
His face struggled for a moment, and then he made an amazing move!
Walked to Ye Tian.
Plop!
There was only a loud kneeling sound, and a firm voice: "Master, please accept me as your disciple!"
He Ling: "..."
Huang Lei: "..."
Damn, they took back what they just thought, because they really didn't expect that there would be a second-hand man who would believe it, and this person was by their side.
Although they knew that Dahua was second, they didn't expect it to be second.
Both horizontally and vertically! Two all over the body!
A real slut!
Everyone unexpectedly expected it, including Ye Tian himself.
Does anyone really believe it?
In the live broadcast room of the program team, everyone was completely stunned when they saw this scene.
“666”
“6666”
"Dahua really believes it!?"
"Puff...human photosynthesis? Is it good for plant photosynthesis? Who doesn't know if you have studied junior high school physics?"
"This is obviously what the anchor fooled people, but Dahua really believed it!"
"Poor child, how simple is this!"
"This anchor is really strong. He can defeat the African lion and kill crocodiles in the water. Which of these can ordinary people do? What the anchor may not be lies."
"Uh...you believe it too if you say so upstairs?!"
"Nonsense, I'm not an idiot, of course I don't believe it. Internal strength and other things are fake!"
"To be honest, no matter whether it is true or not, I really want to take the anchor as my teacher! After all, the anchor's combat effectiveness is not fake."
"After you said this, I suddenly want to take the anchor as my teacher!"
"I want to be an apprentice of the anchor +1!"
“+2!”
“+3!”
“+10000!”
"Suddenly I realized that Dahua might not be really stupid, it might be that he did it on purpose."
"No! Brother upstairs, you said one thing wrong. Dahua is really stupid!"
“233333…”
Chapter completed!