Chapter 42: Copycats and Professionals
Ye Tian and the other two had a good meal anyway. Finally, Ye Tian was drinking red wine and said with a smile: "Hey, please be careful, please don't be impatient, I'll tell you a joke!"
"This is almost the same! Hehehe!"
"You have a little conscience!"
"What? Just one joke wants to send us off! At least two starts!"
“6666666, hahaha!”
Ye Tian shook his head and said, "Okay, two are just two. When the get out of class is over, Xiao Ming asked the teacher, teacher, how to do this question. The teacher looked at Xiao Ming meaningfully and said, "You sleep in class, but you still get up seriously after class, and ask me questions. Do you know that you are putting the cart before the horse? When Xiao Ming heard this, he scratched his head and said, "Teacher, what do you mean is my ninja listening to the lecture in class, come to sleep with you after class, teacher!"
"Puff. Hahaha, come to sleep with the teacher after class! 666666"
“66666666666”
"Hahaha, I'm so laughing."
"66666, go to the teacher to sleep after class!"
"Thanks to [How dare people who love to laugh] for the card for the host!
"Thanks to the airplane x1 given to the anchor with a smile back!"
"Thanks to the anchor for the high-end rewards [full of prosperity and tenderness]!"
"Thanks to the fish balls x2900 given to the anchor"
"Ahem, the anchor will tell you one more! There is a girl who is usually very strict with her mother. Once she was called to a movie by her boyfriend. When she was about to go out, her mother told her: Be smarter when she went out and don't take advantage of her. If he touched you, you said no, and you said to stop. The girl said remember, when she came back in the evening, her mother asked her if she had been taken advantage of her. The girl cried and said: Take it, he touched me up and down, and I would say as you taught: Don't stop, don't stop."
"Damn it, it's so dirty! Hahaha!"
"It's so dirty, anchor, you're so dirty!"
"Hahaha, don't stop, don't stop!"
"The anchor is good or bad! Haha!"
After hearing this, Dilireba blushed, but she felt that the joke Ye Tian was telling was so funny. Jiang Shuying rolled her eyes directly at Ye Tian, but she still couldn't help laughing.
The popularity of the live broadcast room has now reached the highest level in history, with 660,000 people online and around 600,000 followers.
Compared with some old anchors who have been working as anchors for several years, Ye Tian only needs to accumulate. No anchor has gained popularity from the beginning and has produced those professional players. In addition, only Ye Tian can use four days to grow to 600,000!
Ye Tian opened the live broadcast room of the other three outdoor anchors. After opening it, Ye Tian wanted to laugh. The first anchor was curled up on the coast at this time, tremblingly saying to about 10,000 water friends: "The anchor is not cold, but tomorrow will be infuriated no matter what!"
The second anchor is also a man, and this anchor is even more stupid. He said in the live broadcast room: "Friends, it's too cold at night. The anchor suggests that everyone dig a hole on the beach at night and bury their bodies, so that they should keep warm."
Ye Tian smiled and said, "The premise is that the temperature of the sand is higher than that of your human body! Brother!"
As expected, as Ye Tian expected, the anchor buried his body and found out in less than two minutes.
"Damn it, why do you feel colder after entering?"
Ye Tian almost laughed out loud.
The third anchor is the girl anchor, who looks pretty good. At this time, the girl anchor was eating coconuts and found a relatively wind-shielding place, and laying a lot of hay. Compared with the previous two anchors, she was already doing well.
At this time, the girl's live broadcast room.
"Ye Tian's army is here to check the rounds!"
"Ye Tian's army is here to propose marriage!"
"Is the anchor really watching this live broadcast room?"
"Yo~ I'm still a girl."
Ye Tian was stunned, darn! These people were moving too fast.
However, after seeing the barrage, the female anchor greeted Ye Tian and said, "Is the big anchor Ye here? I am your idol. I watched your live broadcast a few days ago and thought it was very powerful, so I came to try it myself, but now I find that it is not that simple. I didn't do anything today, so I found a few coconuts and a decent shelter."
Ye Tian was stunned. He was still his own fan, so he was not allowed to help! He couldn't help but smile and said, "Hehehe, girl, don't be discouraged. Think carefully about the four major conditions I just mentioned. The most important and most important must be clear, and then think about the details carefully, such as the tips of drilling wood to make fire!"
"Yoyo yo~Anchor! Tsk tsk!"
"Hahaha, I can't help it when I see it as a beautiful anchor!"
"Young man, okay! Haha!"
Ye Tian was stunned and hurriedly left the live broadcast room and said, "Hehe, what are you thinking? I think it's not easy for a girl to come out of every family, right? If you can, let's do it, right? The anchor definitely has no other thoughts!"
"Yes, yes, yes, whatever you say is what you say!"
"I can't tell you, who can compete with you!"
"Hahaha, there is something I have to say. Four anchors, one of whom was sent to the hospital for heatstroke, and two were still enduring the cold wind. I heard that they did nothing in a day, had no food or drink. The female anchor was quite lucky. She found a shelter and had coconuts."
"You want to say that you will see Anchor Ye again, right? From the first day, you have been big fish and big meat! Snake and crab meat are also drunk with red wine, look!"
"This gap is too big! I think so, I'd better advise those anchors to go home."
"This is the gap between professionalism and copycat!"
“666666666.”
Ye Tian smiled, stood up and walked into the woods, and took out the snakeskin.
The snake skin was already soft at this time. It was left in a humid place for so many days, but the only disadvantage was that it attracted a lot of flies.
Ye Tian found four sticks, two of them one meter long and two of them four meters long. Then Ye Tian tied the sticks up and took a rectangle.
Then Ye Tian spread the snake skin in the middle, and finally used a knife to tick small holes on the edge of the snake skin. Then he took out a rope and passed through the holes, and then tied it tightly to the rectangular wooden stick.
After binding, a snake skin has been extended to the maximum extent.
"Snake skin is quite valuable. When the anchor finds something that can replace needles, the anchor will show it to the water friends and use snake skin to make handicrafts! For example, wallets! belts!"
When the water fans heard that the anchor knew this skill, they immediately became interested.
"Oh, the anchor will do this!?"
"Can you make something else? Like a ladies' bag? Or bikini or something!"
"Hahaha, snakeskin bikini! OK!"
Chapter completed!