Chapter 873 Guoqing Temple, Gilded Skull(2/2)
Huang Shaohong's heart tightened at what he said. He let go of his spiritual consciousness to investigate carefully, and found that even this Earth God appeared in an illusion. The so-called gods and Buddhas were probably just reappearances of scenes.
When Li Xiuyuan heard what Tu Tu Gong said, he turned around suddenly, grabbed his shoulders and said: "This golden body is mine. You can say that the golden body is me, I am the golden body, why..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Huang Shaohong, Digong and others, and they simultaneously retreated to distance themselves from him.
Li Xiuyuan said in surprise: "What are you doing?"
Huang Shaohong pointed to his head, and the Earth God reminded him: "Did you put your head and its head in the wrong place?"
It turns out that the head on Li Xiuyuan’s neck is no longer his, but the skull of the ‘gold-plated skull’ just now!
Li Xiuyuan only reacted when he touched it. He turned around and saw his original head placed on the skeleton shelf.
His skull mouth opened and closed, letting out a cackle of laughter: "I'm sorry, I just exchanged consciousness, and I didn't know it was mixed up!"
After saying that, he quickly changed back.
Then he walked directly around the statue and walked forward, grabbing a monk who was worthy of sweeping: "Call your abbot, I have something to say!"
He took the initiative to speak, and the blinding spell cast by the landowner on him was instantly lifted. The little monk was so frightened that he yelled "Ghost!" and ran behind him in embarrassment. Several other little monks were also frightened and ran away.
Li Xiuyuan gave him a negative gesture from behind: "Tiao, look at how they have never seen the world!"
He turned around and said with a smile: "Don't worry, when their abbot comes, as soon as I sign up, everything will be fine for us!"
After a while, I heard the sound of footsteps and noise coming from behind. Many people said loudly:
"Where are the ghosts? We are the ancestral home of the Tiantai Sect, and we are protected by the Crouching Tiger Arhat. What kind of evil spirits and monsters without eyes dare to cause trouble here!"
In a short while, twenty or thirty monks were seen rushing into the temple with sticks and swords. The monk who was on duty as a sweeper pointed at Li Xiuyuan, Huang Shaohong and others and said:
"It's them, they suddenly came out and scared me!"
A monk with big muscles and a round waist came forward a few steps with a machete in his hand and shouted loudly: "How dare Fang Xiao dare to come to Guoqing Temple to run wild, brothers, show them how powerful you are!"
Huang Shaohong is so sweaty, is this a temple? Why does it seem like he has entered the hall of some Jianghu gang?
He, Bai Suzhen, and Li Xiuyuan looked at the land father-in-law at the same time, thinking that it could not be influenced by him.
Before the landowner could publicly express his humiliation, an equally tall monk came out with a sword in hand and performed a swordsmanship first. Not to mention that the swordsmanship was so fancy that it was useless.
However, his special skill is obviously not in swordsmanship. I just heard the tiger-backed sword-carrying monk from before shouting:
"Give them something to do to open their eyes!"
After saying this, the sword-dancing monk put away his sword and stood up, facing Li Xiuyuan and Huang Shaohong and shouted coldly: "Look!"
After saying this, he held the sword upside down and raised it above his head, then opened his mouth and directly performed the swallowing of the sword.
The three-foot green blade went down the mouth and into the handle.
Huang Shaohong didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Is this a monk or an entertainer?
Li Xiuyuan said, "Damn it," and then hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, don't stab me to death!"
The monk took out the sword from his mouth again, and found a round object stuck on the tip of the sword.
Li Xiuyuan bared his teeth and said, "Isn't this because you pricked out the gall?"
Huang Shaohong looked at the round object and shook his head: "It doesn't look like it, it looks like a meatball!"
The knife-carrying monk's eyes widened when he heard this: "Jingming, you bastard, I asked you why my meatballs are gone. It turns out you ate them secretly..."
As he spoke, he kicked his foot. The sword-swallowing monk ran away, and the sword-wielding monk roared:
"If you eat meat, I will punish you by cleaning the toilet for a month!"
Hearing what he said, Huang Shaohong didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He didn't know who the meatballs were, so he only allowed the state officials to set fire to them.
The monk holding the knife turned around and ordered the other monks: "Let them see how powerful you are!"
Immediately, a monk rushed out, took off his shirt and lay on the ground. The other two monks carried a stone tablet and pressed it on him. Then they took two sledgehammers and smashed the stone tablet.
The smashed rocks were flying, and the monk under the rocks had shouted "hehehahaha" twice before, but after a few times, there was no sound.
Huang Shaohong pointed at the corner of the monk's mouth and asked, "I vomited blood, are you okay?"
Only then did the knife-carrying monk realize that he quickly ordered the person to be carried down, and at the same time cursed with a dull face:
"Trash, I told you to practice more, but you don't listen, look at what this person has lost..."
While he was shouting and cursing, he suddenly heard a call from the Buddha, and then a kind-hearted monk came in and saw the situation in the temple: "Jing Chi, what are you doing?"
The knife-carrying monk was so frightened that he threw away the machete, then clasped his hands and said: "Abbott, these guests come here to see the disciple's unique skills!"
The abbot spat: "Bah, you're such a bastard of art. You're just trying to show off. I'm telling you, if you want to fool around in the temple again, just get out of here and go perform!"
The monk who even held the knife looked at him with a fierce look on his face, but he respected the abbot very much. After being scolded, he did not dare to say a word and stood aside with his hands down.
Chapter completed!