Chapter 704 Exploded! (For childhood time stick brothers(2/3)
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The three of them went on the road together. It was quite interesting to talk and laugh when there were more people. Of course, there were some inconveniences. Little Wukong was too curious.
For example, when Bulma was taking a bath, little Goku actually wanted to go in and take a look. He wanted to study the differences between men and women.
Although he knew that this boy was innocent and stupid, Huang Shaohong couldn't help but grabbed his tail and dragged him into the surrounding woods.
Little Wukong's weakness during this period is his tail. As soon as his tail is caught by someone, he will instantly lose his strength like a serious illness, and he will be slaughtered by others.
Huang Shaohong grabbed his tail with one hand, dragged him into the woods, and then beat him severely!
He continued to beat him until he understood that men and women should not be intimate, and then he stopped.
Of course, Huang Shaohong also persuaded and educated Bulma. In the original work, in addition to being a nymphomaniac, this girl also had a shortcoming of being 'too careless', and she was always exposed unknowingly.
In order to prevent a green light from appearing on his head, Huang Shaohong thought it would be better to persuade and educate him first, get vaccinated, and then be more careful in the future, so as not to end up like a fat man going to a roadside stall to drink beer!
Bulma was still unconvinced after being taught a lesson, so he grabbed her and slapped her with big handprints on the plump area behind her back, and beat her until she obeyed.
What Huang Shaohong didn't expect was that Bulma had the same attributes as Jianning. After being beaten by him, not only did she not cry or become angry, but instead looked at him with charming eyes and chuckled:
"So manly, so manly!"
Little Wukong, who was looking around at the side, asked in surprise: "That's it, I can do it too. I guarantee I can cripple you...ah...I'm convinced..."
Before he could finish his words, Huang Shaohong caught his weak point "tail" and his whole body went limp. He was dragged into the woods and beaten hard again.
After being "persuaded and educated" by Huang Shaohong, Bulma seemed to have grown up overnight. She no longer wore those miniskirts and the like, but put on shorts or jeans. After knowing that little Goku was only two years younger than her, Bulma
When doing this, special attention was paid to the differences between men and women.
This makes Huang Shaohong very pleased!
After finding the four-star bead, the three bright spots on the radar overlapped, and more bright spots reappeared. In the past two days, Bulma readjusted the power of the radar, allowing its search range to be much expanded.
The three of them rushed towards the nearest dragon ball. They walked for several days in a row, traveling during the day and leaving the metal safe house to rest at night.
This morning, Huang Shaohong and Bulma were still lying in bed in the metal room. Little Wukong, who was laying on the floor, got up early and ran out for morning exercises.
As a result, when Huang Shaohong and Bulma got up, the guy came back with a turtle that was bigger than him. This turtle was bigger than a large washtub usually used at home, and it looked like it must have lived for a long time.
Bulma asked little Goku curiously while brushing her teeth:
"Did you catch this and eat it too?"
It's a good thing she didn't say this. After saying this, the big turtle, which was still closing its eyes and concentrating, suddenly turned around and crawled outside. Although the speed was slow enough, this guy shouted so powerfully:
"Help, someone is going to kill the turtle!"
Bulma was surprised: "This ghost can actually talk?"
Huang Shaohong smiled and said: "What's the matter? I didn't tell you. The big bird we roasted last time can also talk!"
After saying this, the turtle's speed suddenly increased, from the original speed of 100 meters per hour to 100 meters per hour in an instant!
‘Bang’
Little Wukong stepped on the old turtle's shell: "Don't be afraid, I won't eat you!"
The old turtle vomited bubbles after being stepped on, and little Wukong said with concern:
"Did I step on you too hard and make you vomit? I'm so sorry. We won't hurt you. Don't worry!"
The old turtle spit out all the bubbles in his mouth before saying: "It's not your fault, it's just that I ran too fast just now and it was a bit exciting!"
Bulma even cried with laughter. It was so exciting, why didn't you even climb out of the metal house?
Huang Shaohong didn't laugh. He recognized the old turtle and remembered the plot. Next, he released the old turtle to attract the appearance of the Turtle Immortal. Maybe he could get some benefits!
Sure enough, the big turtle begged the three men to take it back to the seaside, and it would definitely repay the favor.
Huang Shaohong made the decision directly and agreed. This place is not far from the seaside, only more than 100 kilometers away. They sent the turtles to the seaside that day.
As the sea turtle swam toward the sea, he turned around and told the three of them: "Please wait a moment, I will definitely repay you!" After saying that, he changed his clumsiness on land and dove into the waves, and then he was gone in three or two waves.
There was no trace.
Little Wukong happened to be thirsty, so he squatted down and poured seawater into his mouth, but he immediately vomited: "So the seawater is so salty!"
Huang Shaohong and Bulma were lying comfortably on the beach, basking in the sun comfortably.
After a while, Bulma suddenly pointed to the Dragon Ball Radar in her hand and shouted to Huang Shaohong: "Shaohong, the radar shows that a Dragon Ball is coming towards us!"
Just then, little Wukong, who was playing on the shore, shouted:
"Hey, come and see, that turtle just now is back again, carrying an old man on his back!"
When he shouted, Bulma's attention was immediately diverted. He stood up and took a look: "It's true!"
"Coming?"
Huang Shaohong knew that Turtle Immortal should be on the stage, and he happened to have a dragon ball in his hand. He quickly sat up and looked into the sea. Sure enough, he saw an old man with a bald head and white beard carrying a turtle shell, standing beside the turtle with a wretched look on his face.
body, heading towards the shore.
As soon as the turtle landed on the shore, Little Wukong approached the big turtle and said:
"Is this old man what you want to give us in return? Isn't he too old?"
‘Boom’
Turtle Immortal hit Little Wukong on the head with a snap of his head, causing a big swelling on the latter's head and making him jump in pain.
Turtle Immortal coughed lightly, and then said:
"To express my gratitude to you for saving the old turtle, I decided to give you a gift!"
After he finished speaking, he greeted the sky: "Come out, Phoenix..."
Then after waiting for a long time, there was not even a bird feather. The old turtle on the side reminded: "Isn't the phoenix dead due to food poisoning?"
"Is that so?" Turtle Immortal said awkwardly, "Then just change it!"
"Come out somersault cloud!"
After he shouted these words, a cloud flew down from the sky at an extremely fast speed and landed right in front of everyone.
Huang Shaohong's eyes were red, somersault clouds, although he has wings and can fly, Chinese people believe in their bones that those with wings are bird-men, and only those who fly in the clouds and mist are called immortals!
Compared with others' somersault cloud, Huang Shaohong's inferiority exploded when he saw that mountain height. He immediately felt that his flying carpet, mount, and even phoenix wings were not as powerful as others.
With this somersault cloud, he can also experience the speed of flying in the clouds, and the quality and cards are all up, right?
Turtle Immortal pointed at the ‘Somersault Cloud’ with some pride and said:
"As long as you sit on it, you can fly freely. How about my gift?"
He said and laughed again: "But only people with pure hearts can sit on this cloud. Let me test it for you!" As he said that, he jumped on the somersault cloud, passed directly through the cloud and landed on the ground. He fell into a fart squat!
"Oh my old waist!"
Seeing Kame Sennin holding his waist and crying out in pain, Bulma couldn't stop laughing: "So you are the impure one!"
Little Wukong saw it in amusement. He climbed onto the somersault cloud with a slight jump, and then actually flew up on the somersault cloud.
Huang Shaohong's eyes lit up: "Can I try?"
Turtle Immortal smiled and said: "Of course, I'll give this to you. If the three of you can use it, just give it to him!"
Huang Shaohong quickly called Little Wukong down, and then jumped directly onto the somersault cloud.
'boom'!
The moment his feet touched the somersault cloud, the somersault cloud exploded. When the dust fell to the ground, not to mention the somersault cloud, there was not even a drop of water mist left!
At this moment, the whole world seemed to be quiet. Everyone stared at each other for five seconds. Turtle Immortal was the first to react. He quickly stepped away and distanced himself. He made defensive fighting movements, pointed at Huang Shaohong and said:
"Oh oh oh... You must be full of evil in your heart, and you are also the kind of super evil devil. Otherwise, how could the somersault cloud explode?"
When he said this, Little Wukong and Bulma also looked at Huang Shaohong in confusion. Although they did not believe Turtle Immortal's words, they could not help but have doubts. Otherwise, why would it be okay for others to go up? At most, they would fall down, but when you go up, the clouds will explode.
Already.
Huang Shaohong couldn't tell, he hadn't completely defeated Bulma yet, and he absolutely couldn't let the other party have any suspicion or suspicion towards him at this time.
He immediately pointed at Turtle Immortal and bit back:
"Oh oh oh oh...Old bald man, you are so cruel. We sent your old turtle back. You said you wanted to repay us, so you first summoned the dead phoenix, and then made an exploding cloud.
, just want to find an opportunity to blow us up, and then you don’t have to repay us, right? You are so insidious!"
The opening words of his words were even more "oh" than Kame Sennin's. His momentum and language completely overwhelmed the other party. If he wanted to bite back, he should bite him more thoroughly.
Sure enough, as soon as he said this, the eyes of Little Wukong and Bulma fell on Turtle Immortal. Obviously, relatively speaking, they believed in Huang Shaohong, who had been getting along day and night in the past few days.
"Look at how evil he is when he calls me bald!"
After Turtle Immortal said goodbye, he saw that even the old turtle next to him looked at him with a look of care for mentally retarded patients. A mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, and he slapped the old woman on the face: "Why, even you don't
Trust me?"
"You are already bald. When others point it out, it is just a fact. How can you be considered evil?"
The old turtle shrank his head and said: "Besides, it's not that I don't trust you, it's that I think your IQ is not up to par!"
To be continued...