Chapter 589 The story of the fat head fish
"I have nothing to say about my past. Anyway, I'm just a random gangster. Later, I became a god by accident." On the roof of the island's palace, Pang Dahai and Gao Peng sat side by side.
"It's okay to become a god by accident." Gao Peng joked.
"But why do you still have such a big head after becoming a god? Is it raining often there?"
Fat Dahai didn't understand this meme and smiled.
"Actually, I didn't have such a big head before."
"Because my memory is very poor, you don't always like to say that fish's memory only lasts for seven seconds. Although it's not that exaggerated, it's almost the same. Because fish's brains are relatively small, it's normal for poor memory. I was very stupid at that time, and I was a very stupid one among the same kind, and my memory was even worse." said Fathead Fish.
"So I can't remember a lot of things, such as who my father is and who my mother is.
At that time, I only knew how to eat shrimps in the river mud, and I knew how to eat water plants and duckweed. Life was very happy at that time." The fat-headed fish gestured.
"What happened later?"
"Later, I grew up a little later. Maybe because I was handsome at that time, I never worried about food again during that time." Pang Dahai said this with sighs.
"Then the female fish in the whole river like to circle around me, and I don't have to eat, they would run to my nest with food every day to feed me." The fat-headed fish sighed, "so I ate white and fat. Because I don't have to eat, I stay in the nest every day, eating and sleeping."
"Until one day, a poisonous jellyfish passed by my fish hole. I thought it was the food delivery person, so I stretched out my head and was stung. Although I survived the disaster, I saved my life, but my face was also ulcerated and my body was paralyzed by toxins."
The fat-headed fish thought of something, and blinked her little eyes, "Since that day, all the fish that came to deliver food to me have never been here again, but it's normal... After all, who would like to see a fat fish with a festered body?"
"I was hungry for seven days and lost three times my stomach. I almost thought I was going to starve to death."
"At this time she came in from outside the cave. I recognized her. She was the little fish living next to me. I used to give her a little food when I couldn't finish it, but I just felt sorry for her."
"She is very small. She is also the thinnest of her kind. She can't even eat enough, but during the time when I couldn't move, she basically gave me most of the food she captured every day."
When she mentioned her, Pang Dahai's voice became gentle.
"She is only half the size of me, and the food she captures every day is not enough for us to eat."
"What happened later?"
Gao Peng asked.
"Later, one day she never came again. At that time, the poison I was infected with was reduced by most of the time. After being hungry in the cave for three days, my toxin finally declined. Then I swam out of the cave to find her. I searched for her for a long time but couldn't find her.
Later, I heard from a certain fish that during that time she went to the most dangerous estuary to collect food every day. Although the food was abundant, there was more danger. On the day she didn't come back, the fish saw her head in that direction."
The fat sea mung bean eyes narrowed into two slits, "Do you know, I was just a river fish, and the sea was an abyss to me. I never thought that one day I would go into the sea."
"It's quite touching, have you found her?" Gao Peng smiled and touched Fat Dahai's round head.
Fat Dahai shook his head.
"Until one day I found out that I couldn't remember what she looked like, I never hated my memory so much."
"So later I thought, if my head could be bigger, and bigger, maybe I could recall her appearance." Fathead Fish said lightly.
Although he knew it was a sad story, Gao Peng still wanted to laugh.
"Actually, it's good to have a bigger head." Pang Dahai complained to himself, "If the head is big, the mouth is big, and it hurts even more if you bite it."
"That's the reason." Gao Peng nodded, thought for a while, and took back his hand that was put on its head.
"Do you know, my motivation for becoming God is because I heard the oldest fish in our river tell me that God is omnipotent." Fat Dahai laughed, "Fuck it all!"
"I can't even save myself, and I still want to save others." Pang Dahai said bitterly.
"The gods with life attributes cannot save the dead?" Gao Peng was a little surprised. He had heard that Gods who master the laws of life can revive the dead.
"Then you need a corpse, and you can't die for too long." Fat Dahai shook his head and said, "And do you know that the ridiculous thing about this world is fairness. Some monsters have been standing at the top of the world since they were born. They just need to tiptoe and raise their feet to become gods.
But most monsters have to fight to the death, fight to the death! They have experienced countless life-and-death battles and destiny luck in hundreds of millions of dollars to become gods. Even so, the laws of life, healing, and sacred have nothing to do with us.
These laws are the laws that only gifted or gods are qualified to understand. Because only they don’t have to worry about survival. They have the resources to explore these laws. If I were born in a mud-legged manner, would I have what I am today if I rely on the laws of life? I use the laws of life to compete with other monsters for treasures? I use the laws of life to kill Taotie!?"
The fat-headed fish at this moment was very excited.
Gao Peng thought about it, but still refused to say the four words "that was yesterday".
"Although you failed to become the second generation of gods, you at least became the person you hate the most." Gao Peng said.
The fat-headed fish nodded, a little proud. "Well, I became the person I once hated the most."
"Hey, Big Fat, tell me the story of how you got along with the Stormwater Demon Spider." Gao Peng poked Fat Dahai in the head.
"Ah?" Fat Dahai, who had always been fearless, began to pretend to be stupid.
"Ah, what were you saying? Why did I suddenly couldn't hear you clearly?" Fat Hai asked loudly.
"Don't be so stingy. Your first love has been told. What's the point of being shy about the story between you and your wife?" Gao Peng said with a smile.
"Dear, deaf, don't look for me if you can't hear it." Pang Dahai jumped off the roof, swayed his tail and jumped towards the beach.
The next day, Gao Peng summoned all the beasts to gather together for a meeting.
"Pang Dahai, last time I asked you if you have any friends who accidentally died young and have you ever thought of a few of them?"
Fat Dahai smiled, "You want a magic weapon."
"I remembered a place where an old friend might store magical artifacts, but it's hard to say whether I can get them."
Chapter completed!